Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out. The Joe Rogan Experience.
Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day. Tommy Buns!
What's up, man? I watched two episodes of the new season. Oh, thanks, man. Ridiculous. It's so ridiculous. So you. That show is so you. I don't want to give anything away, but the dance one, I was fucking crying. I was crying. And the Freaky Friday one.
Chapter 2: What reactions do they have to the new season of the show?
Yeah, yeah. Oh my God, oh my God, they're so fun. They're so fun. It seems so fun for you. It's the most fun I have. It's like, it's so, it is one of the best examples of like a one mind, like one person's mind in a show. without a whole bunch of people saying, don't do that, don't do this. They give us no restraints in the craziest, greatest sense.
They really are like, do whatever you want to do. The Kevin Nealon one, the first one was so fucking ridiculous. It's so you. It's such a great time. The dance one, you know, I went to six rehearsals for that. Dance rehearsals. Dancing is hard. It was so hard. Remember when you did the Steven Seagal thing? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And I had to do a bunch of rehearsals for that, too.
For people that hadn't seen it, that's you and Bert. Bert made a dance video. Like, you guys had a competition. See who makes the best one? He was just saying we should all do one. And then I was like, yeah, okay. And then he just dropped one. So there was no, like, let's both do one. Right. And then he was like, I'm a better dancer. And I was like, eat shit, dude.
There's something about him saying he's better at something that's infuriating. It's so crazy. Because it's just like wild, unhinged confidence, you know? And the truth is, I got to give him his credit. He is capable of so much of this stuff, too. Well, he's a great athlete. Great. That's why he's so confident about stuff. He dropped a bunch of weight.
And then we did our 5K a few weeks ago for the Netflix is a joke. We did a 5K again. From last year to this year, he dropped 16 minutes off of his time. Holy shit.
Yeah.
I was like, dude, you dropped 50 pounds too. Can you imagine doing a 5K with a 50 pound vest on? It's crazy. It's really. I think about that every time I work out with a vest on and my vest that I usually work out with is only 25 pounds, which is like a normal amount that people lose. Like this is crazy how much harder everything is. So much harder. Yeah.
It's great to wear those on like a hike and you take it off and you're like, oh my I have a 35-pounder I wear when I walk the dog, and then I have another one that's an actual backpack frame that I put plates on it, and I can get it up to 90 pounds. I did a hike with a 50 on, and I had to take that shit off. It's fucking hard, man.
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Chapter 3: How do they feel about the challenges of dancing and rehearsals?
It's really hard. I do with one 45-pound plate, so the backpack itself is probably about four pounds, and then the plate is another 45. That shoulder-neck area just starts to go. It's rough. Yeah, it's really rough. I do it before hunting season, though, because it's, like, the best thing to prepare you for actually having a backpack on in the mountains. Yeah, yeah.
Like, because you don't realize how—well, you're carrying a bow. You're carrying—I don't pack my whole camp on my back. Like, some guys, when they go out into the backcountry for, like, 8, 10 days, they'll have a 80-pound, 60-pound pack because they've got their food for, like, a week in there, and then they have, like, their bedding, and they have, like, some kind of a shelter, like—
Do you go hunt like that, like that level? No, I don't do that anymore. I've done it a few times. You have. But I don't like it. My boys are hitting me up like they want to go hunting. Really? Yeah, because I take them shooting, but we just shoot targets. Oh, we have a lease out here. We could take you pig hunting. Oh, my goodness. They have to kill them. They have so many of them, dude.
It's the craziest infestation of animals you've ever seen. You hear them in the bushes. They sound like demons. They're everywhere. There's so many of them, dude. That's crazy. Texas has millions and millions of pigs. Is it really that many? Oh, yeah. I don't even know what the full number is. But they don't know because it goes up every month.
So the thing is, like, wild pigs have as many as three litters a year, and they could have as many as six piglets per litter. Jesus. Yeah. And they start giving birth at six months old. And then do they do the thing because, like, with a lot of, you know, animals that they say you can hunt these, it's because they are destroying, like, the ecosystem. Destroying everything. Really?
So what is the number? 2.6 to 4 million wild pigs. Isn't that nuts? That's in Texas. That's just Texas. That's just Texas. 2.6 to 4 million is fucking bonkers. How long does that hunting season last here? It's 100% all day long at night. You shoot them with night vision. Yeah, you can shoot them every day, all day. The only time I've ever hunted in my life was hog hunting in Florida.
Well, they taste great. I mean, like barbecued pig, if you do it right, you have to be careful. Because you can get trichinosis if you undercook it. It's not like pork that you get from a restaurant. They're eating everything. They eat each other. Like if one pig dies, sometimes they die in fights. They fight with each other and they die.
Or sometimes they get hit by a hunter and they live and then they die. Then the pigs eat them. So they'll eat dead deers. They'll eat skunks. Anything. Anything. Anything. So you just have to cook it well. You've got to cook the shit out of it. But if you eat a pig that's been eating acorns, oh, they're delicious.
I got one in California once, the first pig that I shot, and we smoked it on this Traeger, like slow smoked a ham. It was sensational. Really? It was so good, dude. It's like a darker meat than pork that you get from the store. I got to take them because they're asking. I took them. There's a good friend of mine named Jesse Griffiths. He owns Dai Due Restaurant.
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Chapter 4: What is the Wikipedia thread about Judaism and masturbation discussing?
What the fuck is wrong with you? I'm trying to figure out what I'm reading here. What are you trying to read? Well, it's on Wikipedia. How many people have jerked off? It's a Wikipedia thread about Judaism and masturbation, but I don't know what even that word is. You should call Ari right now. He'll tell me.
Prohibits from emitting a seed in vain, generally, but not only, referring to masturbation. Same passage, likens the act to murder and idolatry. Also prohibits a man from intentionally arousing himself. You skipped that, so. Yeah, but these quotes from different rabbis is nuts, dude.
Oh, this states that if a man frequently touches his penis with his hand in order to check for ritually impure emission, his hand ought to be cut off. Yeah, then they're having this conversation about it. Yeah, but look at this. With regard to anyone who holds his penis and urinates, it is considered as though he is bringing a flood to the world. What?
And someone who emits semen for naught is liable to receive the punishment of death at the hand of heaven, as is stated with regard to Onan. What?
Chapter 5: How does the conversation address the implications of masturbation in religious texts?
Whoa. Jesus Christ. One who intentionally causes himself an erection shall be ostracized. Imagine that. Bro, did you get hard? Get the fuck out of the village. Get out of here. Get out of here. For a second, I thought you were asking me from reading this. I was like, eh, that one scene. You're obligated to fast 84 times to repent for discharging of semen in vain. 84 times? Like 84 days?
Like you owe 84 days for each time you nut? You have to plan it out? Bro, you could starve to death. I was taught. 84 is nuts. That's a crazy amount for one load. The really crazy thing to me is they're like, don't hold your dick to piss. Yeah, you just piss all over your shoes. Well, it's because it leads to depression, obviously. Masturbation leads to depression. It's the only way.
way to avoid it. And the effects of impure ejaculation can only be nullified through the recitation of, what's that word? Tikkun Hakkali. Hakkali? Hakkali? Hakkali? Hakkali. Ask Ari. Jesus Christ. So there's nothing there about demons? Well, I don't think so. That's why I was typing in, but it's mostly about wasting that sperm. Don't waste that seed. Let's see here.
I'll get Ari to find out what it is. Call Ari the Wanderer.
Chapter 6: What insights are shared about the Kabbalah and its interpretations?
He got a new phone number, so his new phone number is the Wanderer. There's always a new number. I didn't bring my phone. Well, he needs to have new numbers. He fucking vanishes. Yeah, he really does. It's not ringing. Telephone number nine. He's in Tibet right now. There's no chance. Probably. I have like 10 different numbers for him. Yeah.
Because whenever he goes away, he literally shuts his number off. So he can't use it. And then he'll get a new number, but also not tell you it's him. So the first text you get, I'm like, who the fuck is this? Exactly. And then he's like, you didn't text me back. He sent me like three of them. And to, oh, this is Ari, by the way. I'm like. Yeah. Lead with that. Yeah. How about that?
How about a photo of your face? You fucking weirdo. These random eye messages. From some fucking weirdo in Peru. This says it comes from the Kabbalah. Ah, there it is. It's a Kabbalistic idea. Okay.
Yeah.
Demon pregnancy idea comes from. If you masturbate, a demon woman comes, gets pregnant from your semen, and has demon babies. Ah, there it is. Later mystical folkloric expansion usually tied to Kabbalah and popular preaching, not to the Talmud itself. You know who told me to read the Kabbalah? Who? Roseanne. She did? Yeah. She's like, you should read the Kabbalah. I'm like, eh.
She's big in that, right? I don't know. Or did at one point was? I don't remember. I'm pretty sure she's the one who told me. But I've had other people suggest it to me too. My neighbor suggested it to me. He gave me a book. I don't know about this. I don't know about that. Yeah, I don't even know if regular Jewish people believe in that. I don't think so. Not the majority, for sure.
It's mysticism? I think so. Let's define, put that into perplexity. What is the Kabbalah? What is the actual Kabbalah, and how is it thought? How is it received by regular Jewish people? What do they think about it? Did they dismiss it? I think it's a little kooky, right? It's like Christians that use serpents. Yeah.
Wasn't that like it saw this big explosion of popularity because like Madonna 20 years ago. Was she? Yeah. Like nobody was really. I don't remember it being part of pop culture. Imagine looking at Madonna and going, what is she into? What are you spiritually into? Yeah. I want to be like her. I want to catch that fucking wave. Yeah. She's still fucking doing it, too. She's still doing it.
She's part of the World Cup halftime show or whatever they're putting on. Is she? I think so. Well, she fucked with her face for a while, and then it came back. So it might have been a little swollen, and now it's good again. So she looks pretty good. Mysticism. Jewish mysticism that seeks to understand God, creation, and the inner meaning of the Torah.
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Chapter 7: What shocking act did a son commit against his father?
And so he went to sleep and then his father heard this loud bang in the middle of the night and thought that maybe he fell down or something fell over. And the son had literally rigged a guillotine with a timer in his house. And at 3 a.m., it hit the switch, and this giant fucking blade lops off his head. A really cool thing to do to your parents, man. Bro, you must have hated his dad. Fuck.
Hey, fuckhead. All that shitty things you said to me and all the fucked up way you raised me. Yeah, see if you can find that story. Holy. Who knows what's real, but I think it's real. Guillotine death was suicide. Builder Boyd Taylor spent several weeks constructing the complex device at the home he shared with his father in the village of Milburn near Morpeth. Where is that? Is that England?
Bro, several weeks. This is super methodical. Oh, yeah. The general hospital recorded a verdict of suicide on Thursday. The hearing was told that the complicated mechanism was primed to switch itself on at 3.30 GMT and cause a blade to fall on Mr. Taylor's neck.
Chapter 8: How did the discussion shift to the topic of mental health and suicide?
In a written statement... Read out by Southeast Northumberland coroner Eric Armstrong, Robert Taylor said he knew his son had been working on something in his bedroom for several weeks. Jesus Christ. He was woken by a rumbling noise, which he thought was the chimney had fallen off the roof. Oh, my God. That's his head. Father and son work together in the family building company.
But Boyd Taylor has been off over Christmas saying he wanted to stay at home. Fuck. I respect the message so much. Yeah. Like the fuck you of it all to his dad. This is my favorite part. He said Mr. Taylor's death was not a spur of the moment decision. No shit. Duh. Yeah. Fucking crazy, man. That's the crazy thing about people that want to kill themselves. Oftentimes they don't tell anybody.
Yeah.
And no one knows until it happens. And they're like, imagine if you're his dad and you're like, I should have fucking checked his bedroom. Maybe I could have hugged him. Maybe I could have gotten him some MDMA. Maybe I could have done something to snap him out of it. I thought he was just making a cool cabinet and wanted to respect his privacy. But maybe his dad doesn't think like that.
Maybe his dad's like, that faggot, he's out there sucking cocks and he gets sad. Fuck him. I don't know. Yeah, I mean. I don't know why I had that accent either. It's the wrong country. But I mean, to want to do that and have your dad find it. Bro, that's dark. That's really dark. Yeah, you don't like your dad for sure. No. Or you don't care. You don't give a fuck about anybody.
You still working on that thing? Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, it's a cabinet. Leave me the fuck alone, Dad. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, son. Did you feel like fishing, maybe, sometime? No. Maybe. Not now. Maybe in the spring. Yeah. Maybe after 3.30 a.m. tomorrow. What? It's a weird time. Yeah. Fuck, man. I mean, he had it set, timed, and rigged. Also, he wanted to impress people. Like, wow. Respect. Respect. Like, this guy fucking playing.
His level of dedication to this plan is pretty incredible. I mean, he set it above his fucking neck while he was sleeping. How do you fall asleep? Yeah, right there. Okay. Good night. And he had a test run for sure. Oh, for sure. 100%. And the night... Oh.
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