Nick Scarpino RETURNS to Kinda Funny - Kinda Funny Podcast
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Why is Nick Scarpino’s return to the Kinda Funny Podcast a big deal?
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What's up everybody? Welcome to the Kinda Funny Podcast. I'm one of your hosts, Greg Miller, alongside Samira's daddy at Tim Geddes. That's him host. And the returning producer slash seducer, Nick Scarpino.
You know. I come in this morning, Tim. Mm-hmm. Greg sees me. Eyes open just bright. Just go super big. Runs over to me, gives me a great big hug. Where's my hug, Tim? Where's my hug? Damn. Hug him. I've been back for two days, Dave. You haven't touched me once. Hug him. I haven't touched fifteen years. He's been gone.
He's back in
the
house.
That's the real that's the real show. But that's just because we're busy. That's top hundred is
a month. Away. I have breaking news about the top one hundred. Oh, great. We have One ticket available. Joey messaged me and said we have one ticket for the entire week. Like for the you know, Oh, it's a full week one. Yeah, somebody must have uh did it. So if you go to kind of funny dot com slash top one hundred, you could get each and every day right now over there and get that. Wow. You could hug Nick so Could hug Nick.
Yeah, exactly. It's your chance to touch Nick. Uh, but yeah, no, that's great. And uh man, it's the show's coming together. It just keeps getting cooler and cooler by the day. Yeah. Feeling very hyped about that. Very stressful, very fun. You know, all the things that production look like. Yeah, it's real production. I was throwing a curveball last night, though, you guys. Is this the
thing that's bad for me? This is the thing that's bad for me. We beforehand Uh Barrett said, Is everyone ready to go? And I went, Yeah. And Tim went, yeah. And then Nick went, That sounded convincing. And then Tim literally said, Things are bad right now. I haven't even told you
how bad they are. Yeah, I wanted to save this for you guys for the show. What's going on in my life? Okay. Last night. Or I guess two nights ago, walk into my garage and I see just like a little tiny puddle of liquid. And I'm like Damn it. Cool Greg Pistol. I understand there's a lot going on in life. But I'm like, gee, you're not supposed to let the dogs go down there. Like you need to keep your eye on them because we know they will keep your eye on them. I like you immediately blamed your wife. Well, me I'm like, I know I didn't. I'm like, I know I rolled this child. I didn't fucking do it. This is how much I blamed her. I called her out. I was like, hey, like I was like, I was like, gee, I was like, you can't, you can't bring the dog.
Like, like, you know, whatever. She's like, I didn't. And I was just like, okay, I'll let it I let it slide. I let it fucking slide. But in here, in here, I'm like, I don't believe her for a goddamn second. But in here, Yeah, yeah. I do not believe her for a second. That's her. That's for an
argument for a future argument.
Egg on my face. Okay. I was fucking wrong for blaming my beautiful wife and my dumb little puppies. No, no, no. It wasn't that. I wake up and it's like, oh. Oh the puddle's bigger. Oh no. It's back and it's bigger. It's way bigger. And I'm like, this is very, very not good. And I'm just seeing the drip, drip, drip. And I'm looking up at the pipes and I'm touching the pipes and I'm just like, my pipes aren't wet. That's weird. Oh, it's dripping from the wood. It's just dripping from the wood. Oh this is so
bad. And so what is directly above the garage? Where am I right now?
Uh, so that's the thing. It's uh we got the kitchen. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so I'm like, okay, it's the kitchen. Our garbage disposal was broken last week. So we had to get a plumber to come out and fix that. Plumber came out, fixed it. That's all working. And I'm like, oh well, he must have done something that caused this problem. Classic plumber. I'll I'll break something else right before I leave so you can get extra money, right? Always. So we call him back.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Why is Nick Scarpino’s return to the Kinda Funny Podcast a big deal?
0:00–5:47
2
What happened when the crew discovered the mysterious water leak in the house?
5:47–12:45
3
How did the plumbing disaster lead to a full‑blown home‑renovation saga?
12:45–19:49
4
What bedtime routine does the team use for the new baby and why does it matter?
19:49–25:33
5
Why did the hosts choose a Shell Silverstein poem for bedtime reading?
25:33–33:19
6
How did Nick’s Bali anniversary trip turn into a helicopter adventure?
33:19–40:42
7
What were the biggest challenges and funny moments during the helicopter ride?
40:42–47:35
8
What are the hosts’ final thoughts on the episode and what’s coming up next?
47:35–1:00:44
Speakers
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