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The Kyle & Jackie O Show

Dear Diary... I'm a Sea Gull

29 Jan 2026

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Chapter 1: What new experiences are discussed at the start of the week?

0.031 - 34.015 Jackie O

It's a new school year with new clothes, new lunch bag and new allergies. Try Children's Claritine Chewable Tablets. It comes in a tasty grape flavour and provides fast, non-drowsy 24-hour relief. Children's Claritine Chewable 50s Tablets. Just $35.99 at Chemist Warehouse. Always read the label and follow the directions for use. Chemist Warehouse. Great savings every day. iHeart Podcasts.

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34.035 - 38.442 Jackie O

Hear more KISS Podcast playlists and listen live on the free iHeart app.

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40.109 - 61.01 Kyle Sandilands

It's been a big week on the Kyle and Jackie O Show. Kyle received a late Christmas gift from France. It was sent by his favourite celebrity couple, Dick and Angel Strawbridge, from Escape to the Chateau. In the heart of the French countryside, a magnificent chateau has been lovingly brought back to life by an intrepid British couple.

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61.25 - 81.35 Kyle Sandilands

Dick and Angel came in studio last year and I've never heard Kyle so excited. Oh, my God! Oh! Oh, no! Bring in... Oh, my goodness gracious! ..an angel strawberry from your favourite show. Well, I managed to get my hands on the audio of Kyle opening his special delivery off the air.

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84.133 - 94.163 Jackie O

Oh! How do you feel about this? Give me a little nightgown. This is beautiful. And this is all made at the Chateau. Oh, my goodness, I think this is marmalade from the Wolves' Garden.

94.143 - 104.526 Kyle Sandilands

Thank you in advance. Kyle's house is full of useless stuff like that. Turns out things aren't so different at Jackie's joint. Is your daughter messy too? So messy. Get her to pick up those shits.

104.546 - 110.519 Unknown

Oh, darling, I just constantly am trying. They just don't register or think about it.

110.539 - 112.624 Jackie O

Well, you need to start taking away things they like.

112.604 - 117.693 Unknown

I thought that this morning. I thought, I'm going to start taking away her stuff somehow to get this through.

Chapter 2: What exciting gift did Kyle receive from France?

122.321 - 130.636 Kyle Sandilands

Doesn't work with my three-year-old, but your 15-year-old... You know that Jackie's obsessed with ChatGPT. She actually thinks that it's her friend.

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130.876 - 148.274 Unknown

Well, I bet Jackie didn't expect to hear these words. You're the only woman in Australia who can turn a casual chat into a full-scale psychological case study in under 30 seconds. Oh, my God. She does know you. You don't just go on a date. You debrief it like a UN inquiry. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

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148.814 - 163.047 Unknown

Subcommittees, attachment styles, tarot cards, birth charts, a spirit guide on standby, three therapists in rotation, a notes app. Oh, God. And you think this thing's your best friend? You just made it.

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163.027 - 173.403 Kyle Sandilands

We had a listener on air this week who wanted to apologise to someone he bullied in high school over 20 years ago. But it didn't really go the way he wanted.

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173.643 - 191.51 Unknown

When I saw your name and your face just pop up, it took me back to when we were kids at school. All that shit that I put you through and the things that I said after you, you know, came out to me. and spreading those rumours that, you know, you tried to touch me or tried to hook up with me when we were alone together. Like, I just felt really bad.

191.59 - 209.115 Unknown

I just wanted to reach out and basically just say how sorry I am. I appreciate the sentiment and I understand that you are remorseful and you want to, you know, get some clarity and some forgiveness on your side and that's perfectly fine, but I'm not going to forgive you for what you did. It's in the past.

209.095 - 218.873 Unknown

and what happened happened and it was awful, but I'm not going to sit here and give you the benefit of me saying I forgive you to make your own conscience feel good.

219.174 - 219.274

Yeah!

220.368 - 227.037 Kyle Sandilands

Another awkward moment this week from a former staff member, Lockie the Geek. He got rejected by a woman that he thought was the love of his life.

Chapter 3: How did Kyle react to his special delivery?

246.163 - 263.419 Kyle Sandilands

But gull idol is the one everyone's talking about this week. We started by searching the country far and wide to see who had the gift of the gull. J, go, Rob, go. Oh, my God. Sounds like I'm at the beach.

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263.439 - 264.421 Unknown

Yeah, I like it.

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264.462 - 265.504 Kyle Sandilands

Sophia, it's your turn.

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265.524 - 278.932 Unknown

I hope you're good because we don't have a female in the finals yet. Oh, well, I'll give it a shot. Let's hear you sing, Sophia. Let's do it.

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278.952 - 279.012

Ah!

278.992 - 282.82 Jackie O

Yeah, no. Yeah, congratulations. We found a winner, everybody.

282.84 - 291.319 Kyle Sandilands

Still no girls. Well, everybody knows that the bird is a winner. Until we arrive to the semi-finals where the competition heated up.

292.561 - 293.423 Jackie O

Here's the chip.

296.255 - 307.533 Unknown

Oh, my... Your face, actually, you became the seagull. He became the seagull. Like, in front of my face, I saw him turn into a bird.

Chapter 4: What parenting challenges do Kyle and Jackie discuss?

307.693 - 319.292 Unknown

Yes. What with the gull. Yeah, Adam, you rocked that. Jay, what emotion? Give me scared seagull. Give me heartbroken...

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321.635 - 324.057 Jackie O

Oh, my God, I can feel that.

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324.077 - 328.802 Unknown

I can feel the pain of that. Yeah. So that leaves Jay and Adam for tomorrow.

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328.862 - 349.841 Kyle Sandilands

Well, everybody's heard about the bird. And this morning, Jay and Adam will compete for the prestigious Goal Idol crown, plus $10,000 cash. On that note, it's been a big week on the Kyle and Jackie O Show. Signed, E10P. Y'all been great.

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349.861 - 351.102 Unknown

Thank you so much. Kyle and Jackie O.

355.132 - 380.089 Jackie O

It's a new school year with new clothes, new lunch bag and new allergies. Try Children's Claritine Chewable Tablets. It comes in a tasty grape flavour and provides fast, non-drowsy 24-hour relief. Children's Claritine Chewable 50s Tablets. Just $35.99 at Chemist Warehouse. Always read the label and follow the directions for use. Chemist Warehouse.

Chapter 5: How does Jackie feel about her daughter's relationship with technology?

380.59 - 382.793 Jackie O

Great savings every day.

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