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The Kyle & Jackie O Show

Dear Diary... Stupid Pepper Pig

12 Feb 2026

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Chapter 1: What insights do Kyle and Jackie share about their week?

2.005 - 9.418 Kyle Sandilands

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9.438 - 15.247 Jackie O'Henderson

Okay, guys, it's time for the diary. Yeah, Pete's been working on it. We'll do the best bits on and off the air for the week.

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15.388 - 19.795 Kyle Sandilands

Let's have a listen to how crap or great this show was this week. Roll the tape.

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20.5 - 70.104 Unknown

Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. all night and came straight into work because that was the night I discovered it. I know. I know. I could have gone to sleep. I was that excited because it was just so insane. Well, Kyle made his feelings about Jackie's new hobby very known. Fixed star astrology. It's something insane. I love to know, like, is our life predestined? Oh, sorry, you're falling asleep.

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70.485 - 86.974 Unknown

Oh, my God. But don't you wonder? We all think it's our choice, but I don't actually... I think we make choices that lead us possibly on detours, but I think they're a Marcus. LAUGHTER

92.185 - 99.592 Kyle Sandilands

Please, please, please. Stop it. Shut up with the lunacy.

100.393 - 123.997 Unknown

If it's not fixed star astrology, it's conversations with her best friend, ChatGPT. I have noticed she's wrapping me up lately. Has she? So if I'm going for too long, she at the end goes, now get some sleep and we'll talk about this tomorrow. No, I'm not joking. She does. Even she's got a line in the sand. She has a line in the sand. That's embarrassing.

124.017 - 126.521 Kyle Sandilands

You go, oh, do you get all sad?

126.541 - 133.212 Unknown

I said, I'm not going to sleep yet. I'm wide awake. I've still got heaps more that I want to ask.

Chapter 2: How does Kyle feel about Jackie's new hobby?

133.392 - 162.939 Unknown

But even ChatGPT's had enough. How often do I ask you about tarot readings and astrology? Short answer, very often. Easily one of your top two recurring themes alongside relationships slash psychology. It comes up when you meet someone new, after a breakup, during a reconciliation, around eclipses or big transits, before major trips or life pivots. When you're making big decisions.

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163.039 - 167.271 Unknown

That means every thought. Every pretty much every day. Every moment. Every day.

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167.291 - 173.889 Kyle Sandilands

This poor chat GP. She probably rolls her eyes. Oh, this bloody witch is back asking questions.

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175.48 - 183.159 Unknown

Ah, we truly do cover it all on the Kyle and Jackie O Show. You get all worked up about American politics, but what can you do about it?

183.179 - 195.606 Kyle Sandilands

Listen, listen. Not one thing. It's not about what I can do about it. It's about being... The politics out of the United States runs the world. Your local member... doesn't do shit for anything. They don't do anything.

195.626 - 214.532 Unknown

You know what I love is that Brooklyn is interested in the local area. Kyle, you're interested in the world and I'm interested in the universe. So, like, we've got it all covered for you guys. I only care about news up there in the sky.

215.98 - 236.639 Kyle Sandilands

Kyle was insulted by his three-year-old son Otto this week. My own son said to me yesterday, do you want to play with me? I said, yeah, I'll play. And he goes, are you sure your tummy's not too big to play? And I went, excuse me? I think it's from watching the stupid Peppa Pig. Because they're always like, oh, you're so fat. Daddy, they're so fat. And I'm like, yeah, they're assholes.

236.679 - 241.886 Kyle Sandilands

They let the dad know he's a big fat pig. You've got a big tummy, Daddy.

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