Chapter 1: What humorous incident does Kyle share about his staff?
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Jacky O. Kyle and Jacky O. The Kyle and Jacky O Show. Morning, six o'clockers. Good morning. Morning, morning, morning, everyone.
Hey, how's it going?
Really good. Really good. How thrilled I am you had a wonderful weekend. Yeah, I was just looking at you two and it's just like I had that feeling of family, you know?
I had that feeling over the weekend, didn't I, Kyle?
Oh, yeah. What did you do?
As if I wasn't already suffering enough over the weekend. Jackie gets all nostalgic. What's happening to us? She starts sending me texts that she loves me and looking through photos. Yeah, I was looking through my Instagram and what a love me that sounded like, by the way. I wore my own Instagram. Flicking through, seeing how good she's looked.
Yeah, I was just, I think I was looking for something. But anyway, I stumbled upon a few posts that I'd posted of you and I together and got really nostalgic. Oh, did you have a little cry?
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Chapter 2: What nostalgic moment does Jackie experience?
You do. And you sometimes send me those messages as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Along with the dick pic. No, no, never.
No, I've never, ever got a DP.
I've never taken one in my life. Yeah. Don't need to.
So Tegan, Carl's wife, and myself, Brooklyn, unbeknownst to me, Tegan went and got this laser peel done. Oh, the same thing you got. The same thing I got done. She got hers done a day before me.
I had no knowledge either and we're getting anything done that way. We had no idea, both of us. And honestly, I think both Tegan and myself went into this thinking, oh, yeah, we'll just like get a bit of red skin and a bit of peeling and Bob's your uncle apparently. It's like it gives you brand new skin.
Really?
They should have both been at the Burns Ward at the hospital. Brand new skin. It rejuvenates your skin and produces collagen. What it does is tears off about 90 layers of skin just before you bleed, doesn't it?
I have had. I got it done on Wednesday. Tegan got hers done Tuesday. We, Tegan and I, have been hiding indoors since today. Today's the first day I've come out. I have looked like the elephant man. My face swelled up so much over the weekend.
She looked like a cat at one stage.
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Chapter 3: How do Kyle and Jackie discuss their recent experiences with cosmetic procedures?
Remember when you got the brain done? Did you swell in your face or was that just internal brain electricity? It was just internal brain. What was it called, that thing? ECT, electronic convulsive therapy. And I had to get 12 sessions done. 12 sessions just to be able to walk in the community? Yes.
And you're not awake during those sessions?
No, no, they put you under. Do you reckon that they look at you? What are you dressed in when you're under? You're like in a hospital, Gail. Like old school movie. Yeah, like old school movie. But, you know, it's helped me stay alive, which is good, so I'm happy. Yeah, you sound really happy. Yeah, you do sound happy. Thanks, guys. I've never heard someone sound so elated in my life.
So, Brooklyn, what were you... It's almost contagious, the electricity.
Yeah. Well, I was going to say, they put electricity into your fat and they say to you, oh, you'll notice it in, you know, six months' time. And they're like, but you do have to keep exercising.
And it's like, well, you'd never know if it worked or not. You'd never know which is which. Yeah. Yeah, you've been taken on a ride, I think. Yeah, yeah. Hey, big news for the French. You know how nothing ever happens in France? They never... They never sort of back anyone in wars. They're usually first to run away. No sort of word on the Princess Diana death. It's sort of, she got killed.
Oh, well, never mind. But overnight, they've arrested two of those Louvre jewel heist guys. Oh, yeah. Didn't take them long to grab those blokes. So the two men are known to police for previous burglaries. So they must have just gone through their list. One of the men was arrested boarding a flight about to escape overseas. Four thieves, they stole it. Did he have the jewels on him?
No, they can't find the jewels.
Oh, wow.
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Chapter 4: What embarrassing moment did Kyle experience with his staff?
Yeah. I feel like he didn't really touch it too much.
They say, don't get high on your own supply.
Yeah.
But then again.
You're never going to be able to, I don't think, run the game properly if you're doing that too much.
Listen to you. She sounds like she's one of those queen junkie type women. Jackie's been at home listening to Ten Crack Commandments by Biggie Smalls. You can't run the game when you're on the ā Well, you can't.
You're right, you're right. Hey, we're going to do birthday will. Coming up next, if you want to spin the wheel and it's your birthday today, call us now.
Okay, birthdays for today, October 27.
Happy birthday. A lot of people have rung on the phone. I mean, like, the phone, 30 lines.
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Chapter 5: What petty revenge stories do listeners share?
Although celebrity's not so popular in this celebrity world. Kelly Osbourne. 41. Remember the Osbournes show? Yeah. I loved it. It was my favourite reality show.
Oh, it was the best.
The first of all of them, really, wasn't it? Yeah, I felt like it was. And there was Ozzy. He looked exactly the same as the day he died. Sharon! Sharon's always great. John Cleese, you know him, that old actor? He is 86 years old. Does he pull two towers? Yeah, Fawlty Towers, but many other amazing shows. David Warner, Cricket Star, 39. David Warner, happy birthday, bro.
And on this day, Romeo and Juliet starring Lino DiCaprio in 1996. That's who we're watching at the movies. Wow, 96. Yeah, and if you want to go right back on this day in 1904, the first New York City subway line opened up. The trains were running.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah. That must have been a... Because what were they using? Well, the horse and cart. Just horse and cart? Yeah, horse and cart.
I mean, can you imagine going from a horse and cart to a subway?
Yeah, pretty good.
They would have died. They would have just thought, wow, this is like their version of flying cars.
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Chapter 6: How did Kyle's Canberra trip go?
The four houses. There's more on this street, but four houses. We're always out the front drinking beers. Kids are always playing. That's so nice. And we always talk about going away. And I just booked it and we had the best time ever. It was so much fun. I always think you've got to get so lucky to love and know all your neighbours. Yeah, that is fun. For them to all be good. Best street.
So we went to a place called Wollombi. Wollombi, Wollombi, however you say it. What's there?
Is it like camping and stuff?
Well, it was an actual house, and they had horses. They had two little cows, chickens, alpacas, a pool.
Kids fed the animals. Adults were drinking, playing card games. It was so much fun.
So nice, Gina.
So lovely. Best neighbours. Fabulous weekend. Amazing.
Well, we're going to spin your birthday wheel. Peter, are you ready to get Gina a prize? Absolutely. Here we go. Round and round it goes, Gina. Let the games begin, everyone. Peter will announce the prize, then you'll choose the power pick. Let's go, Gina. Jackie has picked a brand spanking new song. Oh, number nine, Peter. Nine.
Number nine. Congratulations, Gina. You've won a D-Bot N50 Omni Robotic Vacuum Cleaner thanks to Evox. Oh, wow. Well, Valerie, listen to this. $2,000. You'll have your floor sparkling without lifting a finger.
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Chapter 7: What are the funny moments related to laundry in this episode?
I did fold it already.
And I don't want to find a dryer sheet in a shirt somewhere.
Sorry?
Yeah, you got it. I don't want to find a dryer sheet inside my shirt.
Who put it? I don't put it.
No, I know you don't put it.
Yeah, he puts it in there. Ah, okay, cool.
I'll use the full sentence. I put the dryer sheet in the dryer.
Okay, I'll have a look.
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Chapter 8: What insights are shared about the nature of empathy?
Oh, how nice. And what are you doing? Just legs up? Just relaxing. Yeah, relaxing.
I thought so. I love her. Oh, too funny. Oh, God.
Swimming lessons. So Cooper has been out to interview a hater, this time a hater of me. And so we'll see what she hates.
Also a round of iNews. And we'll do who, what, where coming up.
Here's your latest info now. A tutor at a university in Sydney has been accused of using chat GPT to grade an assignment. A student has posted so-called evidence online. The uni is now investigating and says there are approved AI tools which can help teachers out. And the block finale in Daylesford has ended with WA couple Brit and Taz winning half a million dollars.
Two homes failed to sell it all, though.
One didn't get a single bid. You know, I, um... It's going to sound a little bit soft, but I was watching the block last night with the auctions, and I cried when the... Did you? And I hadn't watched any of the lead-ups. Like, Tegan had been watching it, my wife, but I didn't really know anyone's name, but I still cried when the couple, their one didn't pass in. Yeah.
You know why? Yeah.
Because the guy was, like, doing that sucking, you know, tucking in the air, like...
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