School Teacher Lou and New Girl Eliza have taken over, for the last poddy of the year! Today we unveiled a strange 'beef' that Andy Samberg has against Seth Meyers dog and chatted all things 'Kardashian Christmas'. 🎄 Catch you in 2026 ❤️See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
iHeart Podcasts. Hear more KISS Podcast playlists and listen live on the free iHeart app. Hey guys, Lou here and I am with producer Eliza. How are you, Eliza? So good. How are you? I'm good. Hey, I am so excited because we're getting closer and closer to the big man coming down the chimney. I can't wait. But to keep you guys updated, we do have your hottest dose of celebrity gossip.
Eliza, what do you have for me? Okay, so I don't know if you ever watched the show Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
Chapter 2: What celebrity gossip is revealed about Seth Meyers' dog?
Yeah. Okay, you know Jake Peralta, Andy Samberg. I love Andy. Andy Samberg plays him. Anyways, I love him, but he's a little bit of a character and I think he's a little bit of a, you know, stirrer around the pot. Seth Meyers was actually on Graham Norton's show the other day and he revealed something a little bit interesting. Andy Samberg and Seth's dog have a beef. What? Okay, they had a beef.
The dog is dead. Oh, okay. I hope it's not because of the bee. No, no, no, no. Anyways, he revealed that Andy and his dog, which I think it's like a little grey chihuahua, maybe one of the Italian greyhounds, they had a bit of a bee. Anyways, this is what he said. He hated my dog and he met my dog when she was a puppy and he said on the day he met her, she's an ugly rat dog.
But he really just doubled down on the comedy of hating my dog. And then I kept saying, like, you know, this dog is 13 years old. And do you think you can weather the storm of hating a dog that recently passed? And he goes, I'm going to ride it out. And then I will say, when Frisbee passed away, I called up Andy. And I'm like, well, that awkward day has come. And he's like, I'm really sorry.
How are your kids? I'm like, everybody's OK. He's like, OK, I am going to still publicly say she was a rat dog. Oh, my gosh. Not rat dog. Oh, rat dog. Little Frisbee. Bless, what a way to be remembered. It's one of my favourite times of the year right now. Yeah. And one of my favourite guilty pleasures is waiting to see what the Kardashians get up to for Christmas. Oh, my God. I love them.
They always go all out, hey?
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Chapter 3: What was Andy Samberg's beef with Seth Meyers' dog?
You know what my favourite part about a Kardashian Christmas is? Yeah. It's the Kardashian wrapping paper. Oh. Have you seen it? I have. Every year it's different, right? Every year it's different and they all are like coordinated. They discuss their wrapping paper beforehand so they don't have the same colour scheme. Oh my gosh, it's too much.
I love their pyjamas, how they do that photo every year in the matching pyjamas. Oh, I love that. So cute. But anyway, so Chloe's got a podcast called Chloe in Wonderland and Kris Jenner, her mum, was a guest on it. Queen of Christmas. Yes, right. And they spoke about the planning that goes into the big Christmas event. So every year it's at someone's house. It's a huge thing.
Yeah, huge, huge party, like over 300 people in the house. Chloe's spoken about why it won't be at her house anytime soon. This has got to start rotating. And then every time one of you took the reins and did it yourself. I won't take the reins. I don't want the reins. I don't want that many people in my home.
And this year, I was very proud of you for saving me because they were like, Kim's house is under construction. So is Courtney's house. I don't even know what happened. And then you were like, let's put it at Kendall's. So happy because everyone was like, Chloe's house. Do you think I want people in my home? No. No. No. I don't want the party.
Chapter 4: How did Seth Meyers react to Andy Samberg's comments about his dog?
You'd have to spray everybody down with a sanitizing machine. Exactly. I know. It would be horrible. I'm the absolute same with germs. Are you a germaphobe? Yep. I have inside and outside clothes and you can't sit on the bed in your outside clothes. Oh, my God, I should never come to your house. I'm so messy. Oh, yeah, nah, won't have it.
Another thing that came up in the chat that I loved, Chloe always has to go that one step too far. Have you noticed that about her? What do you mean? Like, she always pushes, especially with Chris, she'll, like, push her and ask really inappropriate stuff. Oh, to get the reaction? Yeah, and just to kind of tease her or something.
Anyway, on the podcast, she asked Chris if there was any action that happened at the Christmas parties. Has anyone ever hooked up at one of these parties? I don't know. Have they?
have you uh i haven't you're trying to tell me you've never like snuck away with one of your husbands or someone you've dated at these parties in the middle of a christmas eve party with santa there no okay just checking no is that what you do at parties you kids these days not me these days to do it with but i would like it's no wonder the bathrooms are so beautiful I love that.
Sorry, but if you have over 300 people at your house for a party, as if none are hooking up. Have you? Well, I haven't been to a Kardashian party, but everyone does. But you know what made it weird when she's like, not in front of Santa. And I was like, oh yeah, can't do that in front of Santa. Would you even ask your mum that question though? I couldn't. It'd be so awkward.
I don't think I'd want to know the answer. Imagine.
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Chapter 5: What do the hosts think about Kardashian Christmas traditions?
Okay, so obviously Kyle and Jackie aren't around at the moment. They're on their Christmas break. But a conversation that we have every day, and it's usually between Kyle and Mayo, is SVU. Oh, they won't shut up about it, will they? They won't. I think they're obsessed. Yeah, and there's like over 20 seasons or something. It's insane. I don't know if they've watched the entire thing.
I've watched a few episodes. Yeah, I think they have, for sure.
Chapter 6: How do the Kardashians coordinate their Christmas wrapping paper?
Mariska Hargitay, she plays Olivia Benson, which is, I think, one of the lead detectives on the show. Apparently, her entire career was predicted by a psychic. What? Yeah, so to give you a little bit of context, she was living in Los Angeles at the time of the story that she's told Amy Poehler on her podcast. And she was actually a comedian at times, so she wasn't in acting at all. A comedian?
Yeah, she was a comedian. Not Detective Olivia Benson, a comedian? Supposedly, she was a comedian living in Los Angeles. Wow. Anyway, she was telling Amy Poehler about the time that she went and saw this psychic and how... he pretty much predicted the career. So I drove out somewhere on Long Island to this man and I went there and he started saying all this amazing stuff to me.
And then he said, he looks at me and he goes, and he said to me, Amy, you see that face you're doing right now? You see that face? I said, yeah. He goes, you're going to be famous for that face. You're moving to New York and you're going to be famous for that face.
Chapter 7: What insights did Chloe Kardashian share about their Christmas parties?
Six months later, Oh. Swear to God, all my children, I got SVU. Whoa. I haven't watched enough episodes of SVU to understand what the face or the face card is. Yeah, I think they just mean because she has like a face for TV because she is stunning. Imagine having a psychic telling you that because you never fully believe what they say, right? And six months later. Wow.
So I'm sure you've seen all over social media, Sydney Sweeney, absolutely stunning girl. Oh, beautiful. She's doing heaps of publicity for her new movie, The Housemaid. Have you seen any of these pictures? Little bits, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so it's with Amanda Seyfried, you know, from Mean Girls. Oh, is that the one? Yeah, so lots of publicity at the moment.
Anyway, there's this picture of Sydney Sweeney going around and she looks absolutely stunning. It's kind of giving Marilyn Monroe with the white flowy dress. Okay. Have you seen this picture? She's always stunning though. Yeah, so... This picture has come out of her and she's in this long white dress and she is kind of showing off her assets, if that's the best kind of way to put it up top.
Oh, yeah. She's got them out, right? Oh, yeah, yeah. And she looks bloody amazing. But anyway... Elon Musk went on Twitter and this is kind of blown up, maybe in the way he didn't kind of want it to. What did he say? So he made a meme, which already is pretty awkward, but he's got it. Elon Musk made a meme. Yes, he made a meme and it kind of reminds me of memes from like the early like 2010s.
Like there was this trend where back in the day you would do what my parents think I do, what I actually do, what my workmates think I'm like. Is it sort of like Instagram versus reality? Yeah, kind of like that, right? So he's put up this picture and it says what it looks like. And it's got this girl in a tank top that looks amazing, like showing off her assets too.
And then he's put another picture saying what it feels like. And it's got someone like holding their back and it's got like this... of, you know when you see those TV ads for people with bad spines and it highlights red and they're like, I've got a bad neck? This really weird picture of someone with back pain suggesting that she's got bad back pain because of her boobs. Yeah, it's just so weird.
And it had like a voice note or a voice sound going over it saying, owie. Like, very strange from Elon. It said owie? Yeah, and just everyone's like reposting it like, oh, creepy daddy, like what's going on here? What did they call him in? Just like they're saying stuff like, oh, dad, why are you doing that? You know when it's like creepy? Oh, creepy dad vibe. Yeah. Oh.
It's pretty funny though coming from Elon Musk. Right. Okay. Yep. Interesting. That was my favourite story. That was sort of like your Selena story yesterday. That's right. There you go. All right. Well, thanks so much for joining us, everyone. We're getting closer and closer to the big day. Yeah. Merry Christmas, everyone. I hope everyone has a very safe and happy holiday season.
season yeah guys enjoy drink be silly be merry and we'll catch you soon bye
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