Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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All right, let's get to the Diary of the Best Bits on and off the air for the week. Let's roll it.
Dear Diary. We're back, and it's been a big week on the Kyle and Jackie O Show. It was their first week back for 2026, and as always, a new year, a new Jackie O. So anyway, you bought the book, what, you haven't read it?
Well, I did. I thought, okay, I'm going to, so we did a WhatsApp group where we'd be checking in, like, you know, it was going to be our thing for the year, which I thought would be really fun.
Chapter 2: What highlights from the first week back on the Kyle and Jackie O Show are discussed?
You need new friends. So I got War and Peace delivered real quick and started reading chapter one. Yeah. And I reckon I got one and a half pages in and I went, no, not for me. But it's a new year. And same Kyle.
I stop at the servo. I see a Coca-Cola in the glass bottle, which I love seeing. You know when you see, not the plastic buddies.
Yeah.
Not the tins, the glass bottle. I grab it, I open it, I drink it. I'm very satisfied. I'm loving life.
Chapter 3: What new traditions are being introduced for the year?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then I get home and I take my shirt off. I look, there's my fat cut. There's the pain. There's the pain. So big, so fat.
Kyle spent his Christmas holidays at Santa's workshop in Lapland with his family.
Brina, tell me what to tell this story.
My mind is maybe jumping to the worst case here.
I've got all these kids in line and the line's not moving for two hours.
And you have said that they're from a Make-A-Wish foundation?
Not exactly using that phrase.
Yeah, but basically I knew that was it.
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Chapter 4: What humorous anecdotes does Kyle share about his holiday experience?
When I was on holidays, I was going to sleep at, like, 3am.
What were you writing?
Just anything. Like, just seeing if I can write. I'm so tired.
You're really good at something. You don't have to find out anything new you're good at. You've made it. You've done it.
So she was broadcasting from home and her dog Sadie kept interrupting the show. It was a bloody mess.
Who's at your place, Jake? Sorry. It's that bloody cleaner.
Sadie! Sorry. Actually, that's too early for her, now that I come to think of it.
Well, maybe it's not the cleaner.
There's somebody entering the house I'm unaware of. Oh, she's... Let's hope not. She's probably been sedated by the murderer. LAUGHTER
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Chapter 5: What unexpected encounters did Kyle have while traveling?
I just figured it out. Because I love... I don't know what it is. How do you figure that out? You just know when you're swimming in the ocean. No... You just feel it. Do you know the type of fish that you were? Frim. Frim. I was just a normal. That fish on the screen looks to me like you.
Oh, now that's an issue. It actually does. I can't believe it. It's great to have them back. On that note, it's been a big week on the Kyle and Jackie O Show. Signed, E10P. Y'all been great. Thank you so much. Kyle and Jackie O.