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The Last Show with David Cooper

Why You Hate Lines, According To Science

11 Feb 2026

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Chapter 1: Why do people hate waiting in lines?

5.313 - 14.391 Unknown

You work hard to strike the right amount of intelligence and ignorance. The Last Show with David Cooper.

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14.651 - 29.036 David Cooper

Standing in line, it feels like pure misery. But what's so annoying about a line doesn't seem to be the time you spend in it. It's not counting the minutes. New research says our brains obsess over who's ahead of you and whether it seems like anything is actually moving.

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29.156 - 39.69 David Cooper

I am here with one of the world's most premier line researchers, an associate professor at SPIA at the University of Pittsburgh, who's researched lines. Her name is Sarah Linardi. Sarah, welcome to the show.

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39.71 - 40.23 Sera Linardi

Thank you.

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41.132 - 49.663 David Cooper

I love that you chose as your research area lines and wading in them. What motivated you to dig in to how people feel about lines?

49.88 - 58.371 Sera Linardi

I am a behavioral economist, an experimental economist. And so I just do experiments on various questions that I really like practice to research.

Chapter 2: What psychological factors influence our perception of lines?

58.812 - 73.812 Sera Linardi

So if we have questions from people on the ground, at that time we were thinking about buses in Pittsburgh, where it gets so full and people are like, I can't pick up my kid because I can't get in the bus. And someone else is just like, I just want to go get a coffee downtown. It's like,

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73.792 - 89.607 Sera Linardi

And we're like, how do we get the parent to get on the bus so they can get their kid and the people who don't really have to get on the bus to like wait for the next bus? So the idea came from there. And it's like, can we think of a way? Because if you ask people, do you need to get on the bus now? Everyone's like, yes.

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90.308 - 102.499 Sera Linardi

It's like, can you think of a way so that the people that don't have to get on the bus won't do it? And the people by like paying them, like, you know, by like coming up with some way to get people off the line. That's where it started.

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103.019 - 121.318 David Cooper

Okay, so you incentivize people to leave and see how much they would want to leave based on that incentive. Let's get to the headline, though, complaining about waiting. It's funny, like anecdotally, people would say, oh, this restaurant, there's a long wait, but the line moves. People will say that to sort of describe a line is not so bad.

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Chapter 3: How does Sarah Linardi conduct her research on waiting lines?

121.358 - 133.718 David Cooper

They won't talk about the time. And I think your study shows that's what people respond to. What are we kind of measuring when we when we suss out a line, when we look at a line and see whether it's something we want to wait in or not?

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134.12 - 157.226 Sera Linardi

So we found that, yes, like you were saying, so I'm going to answer that question in two parts. Like once we're in the line, how do we suss out whether we want to continue staying? And then when we were looking at the line, how do we think about whether we want to stand in line or not? And it turns out that the two of them are pretty similar, which is that we see, is it long? Is it moving?

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157.266 - 173.728 Sera Linardi

And interestingly, even when we had a clock and we showed people how much time is ahead of them, they still kind of treat these two things as separate. Like, is it long? Is it moving? And not really multiplying it in their heads.

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174.451 - 191.434 David Cooper

Yeah. I feel like also maybe I know you didn't study traffic jams or maybe you did, but it's like I would rather take a longer route where the road feels like it's moving, you know, the scenic route than sit on a freeway or a highway in bumper to bumper traffic, even though it might be faster to take the major road.

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191.914 - 197.962 David Cooper

I think like anecdotally, like this makes sense, even though what we should be looking at is how long the wait is, shouldn't we?

198.243 - 225.249 Sera Linardi

Mm hmm. Yeah. People have a very hard time actually, like, trading love between long, fast cues and, like, short, slow cues. Because it's... And what we find is also, like, what's really interesting is also that... So we're one of the first people, I think, if not the first to figure out how to translate this discomfort of waiting into like a specific monetary value.

225.289 - 244.88 Sera Linardi

So you could give you like a dollar value for like, you know, given the line, like how much you pay people to get off the line. But this is a situation where I can see the line ahead of me. Like I know how many people's ahead and then I know like how long or how slow the line is moving. But, like, what's really interesting is we've all felt, like, oh, so irritated.

244.9 - 254.814 Sera Linardi

Like, we're waiting, waiting, waiting. And you would think, like, okay, this should affect how much you're willing to get off the line. And we've also felt like, I have waited so long. Damn it, I'm going to finish it, right?

255.275 - 257.077 David Cooper

Sunk cost fallacy right there. Yeah, sunk cost.

Chapter 4: What role do incentives play in line behavior?

406.996 - 412.223 David Cooper

In which case would I be more willing to bail or more easily paid off to exit the line?

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412.726 - 423.841 Sera Linardi

I think you might be more willing to bail if the line is in the slow line, if the line was moving. You would be more willing to bail in the longer line.

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424.342 - 433.654 David Cooper

Okay, well, there it is. Let's talk about this sunk cost thing. I said it earlier, like sunk cost fallacy. Walk me through a little bit what it means and what it means when it comes to waiting in lines.

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434.056 - 460.232 Sera Linardi

So what it is, is you think about, hey, I've already been waiting. And the longer I wait, the more committed I get to finishing the line. Because the cost of waiting is like adding up in your head is like, I need to get at least this much out of the wait. And so when we ask people questions, that when we ask people, how committed are you to finishing the line?

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460.252 - 476.213 Sera Linardi

Like at the survey question, we found that people do, we do see some movement there where like the longer they waited, they're like, I'm committed to finishing the line. But like, what's really interesting was when we say, okay, like how much are you willing to accept to leave the line? We don't see this affecting them in a reliable way.

476.648 - 488.72 David Cooper

Did you factor in like your peers judging you? Like, I feel like when I've been in a line for a long time and then I just kind of take a look around and leave, everyone in line kind of looks at me like, what an idiot. He bailed after wasting 10 minutes.

489.481 - 505.137 Sera Linardi

That is a good point. No, unfortunately, we do not have the social environment in the study. And the study was like pretty dry. You know, we had like fake layers and a digital sort of setup. And so you don't have people giving you the side eye.

505.606 - 523.024 David Cooper

I that's whenever I leave a line, I'm always like, oh, they must think I'm an idiot. And I kind of am because I waited for so long and now I'm leaving. Last question. Does your research kind of explain why some lines feel fair and others make people angry and feel unfair? And if so, how is that explained?

523.645 - 549.542 Sera Linardi

Our research doesn't address that. There are other research that have looked at people switching lines and they've also looked at prioritization in lines, like emergency rooms, for example, when you might have seen people that are waiting in a room and people are getting called ahead of you or you switch a line and then that line suddenly became slower. Yeah.

Chapter 5: How do we determine whether to stay in a line or leave?

556.048 - 563.746 David Cooper

I love that you do this research. I love that someone's researching about something that people wait in every single day. Thank you so much for being on the show.

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564.347 - 564.908 Sera Linardi

Oh, thank you.

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565.449 - 594.585 David Cooper

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595.426 - 600.531 David Cooper

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