Harper Throws a Slushy at Cash!
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Why are the kids throwing slushies at the basketball court?
We go to this basketball court which has really high fences. Every time we go play, these kids, they assault us, first of all, with slushies. They crouchwalk all the way up to the to the trees there and throw the slushies over the trees and over the fence. Dude, when it goes, he goes boom! Roll of the story. If you're watching this, you will not get away with this anymore, so you must stop now. And trust me, Mauer does not like getting a slushie thrown at him. Why? No.
Do not throw it at him because he only has one pair of clean pants and he has dinner after this. Please do not throw it at him.
I'll throw it at you, Kenny.
Oh
Recently I've been working out a lot. No you no you have not been. I have before bed and in the mornings I've been doing a lot of push ups. I can now do season. I can now do like three to four hundred push ups. Is this true, Kenzie? Has he been doing a lot of push ups?
Uh-huh. Wait a second you can do that. Okay, wait.
No, I can do three to four hundred push-ups in a row. Yes, I'll bet you a hundred dollars. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. In a row without stopping. Yeah, probably three to four hundred right now. I'm still kind of tired. I will do three to four hundred right now. I'll bet you a hundred dollars. No, don't shake that hand. A hundred dollars. You know what maverick? I'll pay you a hundred dollars. No, yeah, a hundred dollars. Wait. I've known him my whole life. And he does these little schemes and he does something that he's like, Well, uh you didn't say I can't use my knees. I won't use my knees. Real push-ups. Real push ups. Nope. Actually, A hundred dollars.
push-ups I'll give you a hundred dollars. I just don't want to take it. Let's see it. Hundred dollars. Yes,
it'll be a full push-up.
Okay.
Ready?
How many Shake
my hand.
Three to four Wait hold on. Three to four hundred positions. Exactly three hundred. Hundred push ups.
Here you go. Shake my hand on it. A hundred dollars.
For you to do actual push ups. Yes.
Is it an intense? Yes.
Harper, stop overthinking it. You sick my hand. And if you don't do it, then I will give
you a hundred bucks. I'll give you a thousand bucks if I don't do it. Okay.
All right. One, two, three,
four.
Okay. Like I
I said three to four hundred. That was four. That's all. You owe me I told you some stupid. Wait,
three to four.
He said I could do three to four hundred. Saying like I could do three to ten.
Oh, I can do three. I can do three
to four hundred.
No. Three to four hundred. I think I made a hundred dollars. Like the same as he saying him saying I can do twenty to four hundred.
I could do twenty to forty pushovers.
Oh I can do three to four hundred pushovers. Okay, one You
said it so many times, I was like, She's gonna catch on.
I I did catch on. I just wanted to make you Oh
right. Well y now you owe me a hundred dollars.
Do
you have Venmo? I'm not gonna lie, I really I thought you were stupid for a second. What? Because I because you have no you have been working out before bed and in the morning, but not push ups, and I thought you were just saying the wrong words. If he's
working out in his bedroom, what is he possibly doing besides pushing up? He's
just well it's not really a full workout but I mean I can do it. He's been he what is it uh planking. Yeah. Oh you just plank I can own a plank for longer than you. No, you can't. I'm great at it. I swear. I swear. I wanna see it because I try I said the same thing, I was like, I can plank way longer than you, Map. My body was trembling. No planking is hard. I'm great at planking.
We might have to speed this up. Yeah, we'll speed ramp it. Alright, go ahead Matt, I got it, I got it. When's the
last time you did a plank? Yeah. Wait, are you gonna go on your elbows or on your like full hands? She looks like a little turtle.
Wait, both of you scoot back as far as you can.
Whoa! She's literally a turtle. Wait, turn to the side over. That's literally a turtle! It's so bad. I really need to fix myself. Wait, wait, be quiet, ready? I need to check your back. Be quiet, ready? Whoa Why did it sell liquidy?
Alright, scoot uh like a little closer, Harper, like this way.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Why are the kids throwing slushies at the basketball court?
0:00–6:24
2
What’s the story behind the $100 push‑up bet?
6:24–13:03
3
How long can you hold a plank and why does it matter?
13:03–20:02
4
What happened during the bathroom “head‑rush” incident?
20:02–27:35
5
Why did the hosts talk about skinny‑dipping and public nudity?
27:35–34:58
6
What’s the deal with the haunted Barbie Jeep and the car alarm?
34:58–42:21
7
How did the World Cup match inspire the conversation about chants and stadium cleanup?
42:21–49:16
8
What are the final takeaways and upcoming challenges for listeners?
49:16–51:22