Kate Peed Her Pants!
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What happens in the opening banter about lashes, bees and getting ready for a baseball game?
Who's most likely to eat a cat?
Like, why would you do that?
I don't feel like I'm gonna eat a cat. That's how I feel. I'm like, does everyone just think I suck, apparently?
No, no. I just feel weird. Like, okay. Are you okay? Wait, what happened, Kate? Did you pee your pants?
No.
Did you pee your pants? Oh, she did! Oh! Get off the couch! I don't want to see it. Leave! Go change! Oh!
Oh!
I got bit by a bee yesterday. You got stung?
It's called stung by a bee.
Okay, and also this morning, I woke up literally not, like, when I came into this house, I woke up like 10 minutes, and my lashes were off, so I had to glue them back on.
Wait, when you came into this house?
Yes. You did your lashes in 10 minutes? Yes. You just woke up? Because I'm like a master at it now. Do you know how long it took me to put these on this morning? How long? An hour and a half.
She's not kidding either.
What?
She was up all day. For two lashes?
I've been putting makeup on since 9 a.m., and I didn't finish until 12.
Oh, my gosh. You're going to have to take it off by the time you're done.
Yeah. All right.
Complete. And it's bedtime.
Are you taking off your lashes tonight? Yeah, I have to. Oh, my gosh. I sleep in mine. Wait, do you ever put... You sleep with the glue on? Yeah. Well, she has, like, lash extensions. She does. Oh.
Wait, do you normally wear lashes?
No. I just... Me and Kate are going to a baseball game, and I thought maybe I'd be pretty today. You're always pretty. You're always pretty, girl. I thought I'd be extra pretty today.
Are you trying to impress at the baseball game?
Yeah. Kate.
Mav, I would be suspicious. She said she wants to be extra pretty for the baseball game.
Yo, what the heck?
Because me and Kate were going with a brand and we got matching outfits and stuff. And I was like, oh, I'll make it nice to meet you. Right. Also, another thing is my friend is going to Costa Rica. And while she's in Costa Rica, I'm going to lose seven pounds. And she's going to. Seven? Yeah. That's such an odd specific number. That's a lot of weight. And she's going to be gone for like a what? A week? I don't feel like seven pounds is a lot of weight. You should not try that. Seven pounds in a week? Do you all want to try that together? No.
I feel like I lose seven pounds going to the bathroom. I'm not kidding.
Seven pounds is a lot of weight, man. You do not need to lose seven pounds, Harper. Well, I guess- You're skinny queen.
Girls are so weird with weight. If Harper said she gained seven pounds, they'd be like, that's not much weight. Wait, hold on. That's nothing. Wait, hold on. Oh, no, no, no. If Kinsey gained seven pounds, she'd be like, the world is over. I gained so much weight. But then if you lost seven pounds, you'd be like, that's so much to lose. I get what I'm saying.
It's not that it's so much to lose.
No, because you said it's so much either way.
I gained so much. If Harper were morbidly obese and she said, I wanted to lose seven pounds, I would say that's not a bad idea. Morbidly obese?
She is very, very, very at a very healthy weight. You do not need to lose seven pounds. I don't like it. You're morbid.
No.
No, you don't. No, we don't want that. You don't like somber? We maybe shouldn't say that. Shut up. Somber is perfect the way he is. I love somber. Yeah. Everybody hates him, but I like it.
I just listened to his music for the first time, and it is great.
Name a song. That was a really mean thing to say about him.
What?
You were like, he's too skinny.
Don't say his music's great. Yeah. What?
No, you were just like, he's too skinny. Be nice. I didn't say he's too skinny. What did I say?
Maybe if you were 6'7".
if you were six foot seven he would oh my gosh i would just glaze somber if i would have said wimby y'all want to be saying anything right now well somber somber's been open about how like he's insecure about that oh really yes sorry somber i did not like that people i just found out about you yesterday and i really like your song i don't want like you just heard his name yesterday yeah i've always seen the name like typed out but i never listened to his music but then i listened to the uh is that his real name the body one and that one's pretty good is this probably the only one i know
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What happens in the opening banter about lashes, bees and getting ready for a baseball game?
0:00–10:14
2
How do the hosts debate losing seven pounds and body image concerns?
10:14–18:05
3
What do they reveal about discovering new music and Lana Del Rey favorites?
18:05–26:45
4
Why do the hosts examine Maverick's foot, black toenails and podiatry stories?
26:45–37:46
5
How does the group turn snacks and food challenges into cringe and binge-eating stories?
37:46–47:42
6
What high-school bullying and social-media experiences does Kate share?
47:42–57:53