What Happened to Maddox?
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What is the main mystery about Maddox’s disappearance from the podcast?
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Whoa!
How is that possible? I don't think that would happen.
Why are you in the wall? You're gonna get
drywall everywhere! Why, bro? We could have Maddox back on.
Whatever happened to that kid? You know, we were never even a thing. We never had a crush on each other. Like, we weren't a thing
ever. No one said that. The lies. Why did
you bring that up? Because I don't want
his girlfriend to get mad at me. Our assistant said Maddox is not coming on as of right now. Is Maddox ghosting us? It looks like somebody needs to slap someone. Yeah.
So my nail is completely bent. Oh my
gosh,
wait.
What happened?
That's a duck nail.
Oh
my gosh, you got
nails like me. That's a duck nail. How
did that
happen?
That's how it happened?
Oh my gosh.
That's terrible. Don't bite it off. No, no, no. Don't bite it off. Don't bite it off. We saw you
two days ago and you had a whole hand of nails. I know, but I've had them on for like four weeks. No,
you have not. Like four days. Show me your nails, Kenzie.
Kenzie's are like wide.
But it's a good thing. I don't want to
have duck nails.
Why are they so short and stubby?
I don't get claws. Okay, you don't need to attack my nails.
Well,
everyone's attacking mine,
so I had
to change it, Kate. I'm sorry.
Every time I drink out of y'all's cups, there's some sort of dust fog. I
noticed that, too. I'll be honest. Because we store our cups straight up. You know why, too? No, we don't.
We store our cups straight down. I
put
them upside down.
You're the only one that puts them straight up. No, I'm the one that's always wanted them down. No.
You know
what?
Let me make a
change.
I feel iffy on that. When you put a cup up from the dishwasher and you put it straight down, I don't like that the rim touches the floor. But it's for the best. I don't like that. And if you put it straight up, though, I feel like... The
board should be clean, though, if you only ever put clean dishes there.
Yeah, but then I feel like if you put it straight up, like, dust follicles fall in it.
Wow.
You know what? I think Cash should go get his nails done like that with you. Chopped? Just that one specifically. It's kind of
choppy.
No, he
means, like, the long ones.
What? No, I don't know. I'm getting my gun out to the bottom. Kenzie would freak out if her nails were that. I would freak out.
Yeah.
Like, I don't know how you type on your phone.
Oh, I can't type with short nails now. I've gotten to the point where
it's like... Wait, you can't type with
short nails? I can't type without
nails now. Show me how you type.
What? Well, I can't now because my nails are on.
I like watching Kate whenever she's on her phone. Her hand
is
completely parallel
to it. She's like this.
I do
have to go
like... I'm like, man, I gotta be like... What's it called?
That's
crazy. I was talking to... Frick, what was I going to say? Frick. You can do it.
Come on.
Bluetooth. Disconnected.
Y'all can talk about something
else while I figure it out.
Oh, speaking of Bluetooth. Recently, you know Alex, right? Dorothy? No. Our cousin.
Oh,
yeah. Yeah. His mom called him. She was down here visiting him. Oh, man. Don't call her out like this. Sorry. This is my aunt. Sorry, aunt.
What happened?
It's just something about as you get older. I won't put her on blast too hard. Sorry, Aunt Amanda.
Oh, my gosh. Every time. Jeez. I've been burping up a storm this morning.
But Alex's mom came down to see him, and then she's leaving and driving back to Oklahoma. This isn't fair. No, this is funny.
Why
do people, as they get older, not understand technology like this? She didn't
even
know. Do you think any of
her students watch the podcast?
Maybe. I don't know. But she's not that old. She's 40. 40? How do you not understand these things? Alex's mom.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main mystery about Maddox’s disappearance from the podcast?
0:00–5:29
2
Why is Maddox not showing up on the episode and is he ghosting the hosts?
5:29–12:36
3
How do the hosts use their phone contacts to play a mind‑game on each other?
12:36–18:09
4
What is the ‘jelly fruit’ and why does it cause so much chaos in the studio?
18:09–25:25
5
Why does the magic‑trick attempt keep failing and what are they trying to achieve?
25:25–31:06
6
Do cows drink milk or water, and what surprising fact do the hosts uncover?
31:06–36:42
7
What happens when the wall gets broken and who ends up getting slapped?
36:42–43:27
8
How does the episode wrap up and what final thoughts do the hosts share?
43:27–51:22