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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
It's the Lonely Island and Seth Meyers podcast. Have you heard it?
Andy, it really worked out for me because our food showed up late. I have a full breakfast. Eggs, hash browns, the works. Just gave me a chance. We can bleep it out. Just gave me a chance to scarf it. I love that you're kind of sliding nicely into the Yorm spot of doing that ASMR eating position. Wow, you really did scarf it.
Yeah, I'm starving.
We've had a couple of nice Lonely Island brunches at...
Chapter 2: How does food delivery impact the podcast experience?
Have you been social at all, Andy? I mean, obviously not with me. I've completely let you down as a friend in your time in New York City shooting a movie. But have you seen people? You're basically sending a clear message. I get it. Yeah. And that message is you choose your wife and children over your friend, Andy. You really called my bluff.
That was like me being like, if we were in the same city, I'd see you every day.
And then you came out here and I've just got no time for you at all. Well, I think we all know how to spend quality time with you, Seth. Do my show? Open for you on tour. Oh, yeah. Classic Brooks stuff. Brooks doesn't ever have to scarf down his breakfast mid-pod. We're leisurely about it. I saw Brooks. Oh, nice.
And he said that it was such a blessing to have you, Seth, as a later in life friend. Oh, that's a nice thing to hear. He's not that old. I don't know how, maybe, I don't know where he's expecting.
Chapter 3: What humorous anecdotes do they share about friendships?
It seemed full of doom, I guess. Brooks is both not that old and older than the hills. Exactly. I mean, this is a sketch I think about all the time that I would say has no cultural relevance, but is a real favorite of mine. I think we've talked about it when Adam Levine hosted Oops!
Firehouse Incident, where Bill plays a very strange guy who works at a firehouse, and he's very upset that... Oh, they canceled the D. Yeah, the B. Not the B. We've talked about this, haven't we? We have talked about it, but somebody said that instead of, and it's up to you, Andy, instead of Jack Black's Spelling Bee song, you can play this if you don't Queen Bee. Oh, not the B. Yeah. All right.
So, Andy, this is just a dry run. Say you didn't Quibi. I didn't Quibi. That's really good. Yeah, that's good. That's a keeper. Here was another name for the dictionary. We've been talking about our online dictionary, courtesy of Nick Ricardo. I've done the due diligence of learning the name of a person who's put a lot of time into this. What did we decide on it?
Well, this was a pitch that I kind of like, the Cueto's Almanac. Because of Nick. Yeah. Anyway. But wouldn't it be the Nicktionary? Oh, yeah. The Nicktionary. Okay. Work in progress. Let's keep chipping away at that. Sorry. I couldn't think of a good Wonka, but that one came pretty easily.
yeah it did um some people have asked about guests we've promised uh that have never been on the pod and if there's any update on the uh i believe the doritos marketing guy has maybe hardcore backed away from ever speaking about yeah ghosted us yeah i think he maybe watched it and then like said to like maybe one colleague at work i'm gonna do this podcast and talk and they were like what no yeah they were like yeah like the room went dark
You are never to speak of that. Wait, not normal guy.
Sam Azurski, who runs the Spelling Bee. I mean, definitely going to happen. We just don't know when. We got to get Azurski on. Steve Martin wants to talk about surf meeting, and it's really just incredible that we can't pull that together. Holy shit, how are we not? We have to do it. How do you?
Well, because, I mean, one of the reasons we can't is like an hour before this started, Andy, we were all texting and then you were still eight minutes late. And like, forget about getting together for the pod. Jorma is not even, we won't even text us back. Yeah. It does concern me because I'm getting dinner with him tonight. Like maybe he, and forgive this, died. Shit.
That's the only thing you could think of for why he's not texting. Not just that his phone batteries. I mean, what else could it be? Like, if it's not that, he's such a bad person for fading us. You know what I mean? Well, to be fair about this episode specifically, it's only happening because somebody put it in your calendar erroneously by accident. And Andy texted me.
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Chapter 4: What insights are revealed about the Horse Play soundtrack?
Yes, Akiva, you're just out of the loop, bro. Well, no one told me. And then Andy was like, is it on? And we were all like, no. And here we are. Here we are. Also, Akiva, you have been in contact with somebody who's connected to Lewis. And apologies for probably saying his name wrong. Louis Asche, Louis Archer, he directed the short LaserCats that did so well at Cannes. Yes.
A person named Sam Hoffman, who was a producer type person on Naked Gun, who works for the Seth MacFarlane company, He heard our episode and the guy, and then it made its way to him, to the Laser Cat fellow that I don't want to, to Louis. And we say on the episode that we wanted to watch it. And so I haven't yet, but he sent us over a link of Laser Gato. Yes. That's so tight.
How long a film is Laser Gato? I believe it's like 22 minutes. So we're going to watch Laser Gato. Have you sent me the link yet?
Chapter 5: How do they analyze the sketch featuring Jeff Montgomery?
Yeah, live watching. Obviously, we can't spill it to the audience because it's his. So we'll put it on mute and you'll just hear us breathing. I think maybe, or we just watch it and then give our thoughts about what I'm sure will be a wonderful film.
If we release that, it would be so fucking dope.
I like mine. Let's just do five seconds of it. Ready? This is our just breathing cut of Laser Gato Unmute. Go.
Oh, that's good.
Oh. Okay, rip off. There's the laser pointer. There's the laser pointer. Yours is better. All right, we're good. That's five seconds. 22 minutes. We're doing so much promo for Laser Gato. Do you think you planned on this? I mean, by the way, it doesn't need our help. It's already award winning. You ever won an award in France? Don't front on the quump. Yeah, that's true.
I'm sure everybody involved in, in laser cats would love a clump. Insane. I didn't just say don't frump on the clump. Don't frump on the clump. Yeah. If you're, if you're frumping on, don't, if you're acting like the clump don't matter, you're frumping on the clump. And we all know you should not frump on the clump.
A couple of people were very there, you know, again, obviously, uh, there's, there's no podcast that's more of a circle than this one. And someone said, I can't believe you guys talked about Ghostface in the Scream movies without referencing the fact that in the 2022 Scream, Jack Quaid was Ghostface. Well, number one, I did it on purpose because it's a huge spoiler.
Should we beep what you just said? Dude, it's 2022. It's like the end of the movie. Yeah, come on. That's the first of the one that Matt and Tyler made. That's Matt's Quaid-O. Well, let's say, you know what? We'll reach out to Matt. He's your friend and ask him if he wants us to bleep that. I think that that's a good idea. They're good at casting because they had also.
Wait, don't say it because I'm going to see if Andy knows it because I think you're about to give it away. Andy. Yeah. There were two ghost faces. Yeah. The other ghost face has since the movie came out won an Oscar. Who is the other ghost face? This is in Matt and Tyler's Scream 5. 2022 Scream. David Arquette. No. He is in it. Has he won an Oscar?
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Chapter 6: What are the details surrounding the Laser Gato film?
Just sitting there with it, like, got him mic'd and everything. Oh, yeah. Hey, did you see, we're talking about Ben Reilly. Did you see J.K. Simmons at the Mets game? Yes, did see. Really great. Yeah. Did you see it, Keith? I missed it. No. Why? Is he in full?
J.K.
Simmons is at a Mets game, and he's just sitting there. And obviously, the Mets social media team. They put him on the Jumbotron. And sitting behind him is a dude in a Spider-Man costume reading the Daily Planet. So they spotted him and then said, oh, send Spider-Man in? Yeah, and then he just plays it perfectly. He just goes full Jonah Jameson. Jonah Jameson, just super annoyed.
You can tell he sensed something.
There's that Spider-Man.
Do you think that's Sony Press? No, I think he was just there. And Spider-Man was just there? I think. Is there a Spider-Man that's just part of the Mets fabric? Yeah, that sounds right. You know who would know is Yorm. He's like a super Mets fan, super fan, because he wears the hat.
I mean, that's probably, by the way.
His Panini hat is a Mets hat. Yeah. We should probably see if there's a Mets game right now because that would explain why he is... Well, he threw out the first pitch because he's a super fan and he knows the names of all the players. And his phone's on silent right now because he doesn't like to even get a text during the Mets.
Yeah, he turns it off during the game.
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Chapter 7: What surprises do they discuss regarding celebrity encounters?
Oh, okay. It's kind of killing for some of it. It is kind of killing. But it does feel like that delicate little line is getting... It goes way past what it's allowed to go past. I don't know what of that we... So can we play any of that on our thing? Like the beginning and then ask if it's okay with Forte and Solomon? Yeah. It's pretty gnarly. And no video.
But the first five minutes, the first minute is fine. Then we'll just stop the thing and then play all of this. And then they'll understand why. Yeah. And it'll be our dirty little secret. All right. Seth, anything else about Berlin Express? I mean, it has some pretty good turnarounds and everybody. All that. Well, here's, all right.
So Seth, seriously, let's talk about Berlin Express for a second. What's cool about it is it's shooting in right after World War II in, not in Berlin, but in, where are they? Frankfurt or something? Frankfurt. Like, I bombed out. It's crazy because it takes place in, let's say, 1948, and they shot in 1947, 1948. Yeah. So you can't believe how it looks. It's just real.
And it's so intense being like, you guys are just in a bombed out city. And all this stuff with like trading cigarettes as money because money's meaningless now. It's all very cool. Also, the characters, you realize that, I mean, again, because it was made in that present.
Yeah.
That people, even people who lived through the war, could not believe when they saw cities that were that bombed out. Yeah, just immediately. Because who can? Yeah, they're just like, whoa. Obviously, that director that has a French name, so I don't want to say it because I'll sound terrible, but who did Out of the Past and Berlin Express. And then he did a lot of other ones.
It's just the third of the one that they grouped together. Well, the craziest thing is, you know what the third one's called? Nightfall. Doggy Duty. Doggy Duty. Oh, Doggy Duty. Except Veltekevin. That's always the third. It's X-Force Ever, and then X-Force Ever 2, and then Doggy Duty. It was either Return of the Jedi or Doggy Duty.
I read something that Denis Villeneuve is just still really mad about the Ewoks in real life.
He said, why'd you put something cute in there? These movies are serious.
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