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Chapter 1: Why did the hosts not discuss 'Party at Mr. Bernard's'?

0.031 - 8.539 Akiva Schaffer

Well, it's the Lonely Island and St. Mary's Podcast. Woo!

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14.83 - 20.999 Andy Samberg

I've been recording. Yeah, we're recording. I just feel like... I am rolling now. I just feel like everything I say is gold, you know?

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21.319 - 32.315 Jorm

I don't know what Greg Chun intro they're playing now, but the one from last week that I only heard after, you know, we recorded the episode, We Don't Hear It, and then I heard it, where it was like the... It was really good.

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Chapter 2: What are the hosts' thoughts on the TV show ALF?

32.335 - 32.976 Jorm

The Jelen Brothers.

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33.257 - 51.788 Seth Meyers

It was exceptional. It was really good. Can I say, and you guys know Greg better than me, I'm going to read a comment. You can tell me if this is something that you guys knew about Greg. Somebody wrote, it blows my mind that Greg Chun, the English voice actor for many great Japanese video games, has had such a long relationship with the boys.

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51.848 - 55.755 Seth Meyers

I wonder if they've played any of the video games he stars in. Did you know that detail about Greg Chun?

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55.837 - 62.593 Andy Samberg

He does so much voiceover work. I believe he is also one of the main characters in Squid Game. Yeah.

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62.774 - 65.4 Jorm

If you listen to Squid Game dubbed, if you watch, sorry.

65.48 - 65.961 Andy Samberg

Yes.

66.082 - 73.339 Jorm

Well, I guess you would be listening technically. Yeah. We're going to let you have that one. But if you watch it and listen to the dubbed version, then he is the main dude.

73.319 - 81.13 Seth Meyers

That was a delight, his song. Also, take it away, Arnold, in getting Arnold to sing. Got a real belly laugh for me.

81.15 - 90.122 Jorm

Yeah, we're not AI guys, but we needed it. That wasn't AI. No, no, he really sang that. That was on an old Carson Tonight show.

Chapter 3: What is the fan-made dictionary for the podcast?

200.667 - 202.189 Seth Meyers

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't ever want to get caught.

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202.209 - 205.795 Jorm

Yeah, well, we don't want to seem like a poser. Yeah, if we're like, this is super underground.

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205.855 - 206.637 Seth Meyers

This is super deep.

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206.657 - 209.942 Jorm

Then somebody would be like, that's not, that was on the radio all the time.

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210.091 - 222.869 Seth Meyers

I, this is more my notes on listening to the wonderful We Like Sports. Thanks, Ed. I really like the line, Keeve, you say you like whiskey and Jorm thinks it's bitter. And then it's like the opposite of it.

222.889 - 229.238 Jorm

No, no, no. I just say, you think it's bitter. I don't think I'm talking to Jorm. I think I'm talking to the listener.

229.599 - 235.187 Seth Meyers

I understand. Yeah. I always, okay, right. So you guys are never really talking to each other. No. Yeah. Yeah.

235.167 - 241.498 Jorm

The you is the listener, is those people at home that don't know what it's like to be a real one. The proverbial you.

241.678 - 259.065 Seth Meyers

Yeah. The most revealing moment that you guys are actually just the we like sports guys is when Jorm immediately can't remember the right way to say throw the pigston. Like in the podcast, you're like, I love Dave. Like you just immediately stumble on.

Chapter 4: What insights does Seth share about the Upfronts?

379.724 - 386.014 Seth Meyers

That something will happen that will make you. And I was like, uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. That's right.

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386.174 - 392.384 Andy Samberg

It's so much worse when she thought about it for a day and was like, you know it was painful for her for 24 hours.

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392.404 - 396.31 Jorm

How do I approach this without making him even more angry?

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396.391 - 418.238 Seth Meyers

Well, I want to give her credit. And I really appreciate that. She gave a full 12 hours to figure out if she was okay with it. Yeah. You know what I mean? She's like, am I okay with that? And to let you cool down. Yeah. Well, exactly. Mean all day. I had a flashback as well for you guys talking about your air conditioner in Tarzana. That was my attic shows during COVID.

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418.438 - 420.52 Jorm

The Mexicans in Tarzana. Sorry, but go ahead.

420.54 - 425.166 Andy Samberg

Oh, the Mexicans. Oh, is that how you did your show during COVID? You had to like turn it on and then...

425.146 - 440.99 Seth Meyers

Yeah, so it was, we were in the attic, middle of summer, so heat rises, so hot, and I would have to record. I would turn off the AC to do a closer look, top to bottom, like 12 minutes, and by the end, I'd be fucking drenched.

441.23 - 446.698 Jorm

That room looks hot. I can picture it in my head, and I'm like, oh, everything is collecting up there.

447.019 - 452.707 Andy Samberg

How great, though. How great of an experience to remember that, though. Like, right? Yeah. Isn't that great?

Chapter 5: How does Andy's late arrival affect the episode?

1356.055 - 1380.885 Andy Samberg

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1381.626 - 1400.929 Andy Samberg

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1403.035 - 1420.92 Seth Meyers

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1457.177 - 1471.281 Seth Meyers

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1475.325 - 1494.864 Jorm

That's where the inspiration was. Here's a nice comment underneath the Daiquiri Girl, what was that, 50-50? It says, what was that was a swing and a miss. Daiquiri Girl was a miss and a swing. Thanks, BananaDog152.

1494.884 - 1520.623 Seth Meyers

Got a genuine laugh out of me. In that, what was that episode? I really like when people oftentimes put a timestamp of, somebody had a timestamp at 2451. Keeve had a really good groan. And then also, Yorn made an ill-timed tumbleweed joke at 4539. And Keeve had a really deflated and long good.

1520.603 - 1522.507 Jorm

I like that that's becoming my catchphrase.

Chapter 6: What recommendations do the hosts give for movies?

1536.634 - 1544.107 Seth Meyers

It was fantastic. Wait, why were they there? They just came out to see the show. They came out to have a parents weekend without their kids in New Mexico. Beautiful place.

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1544.127 - 1550.016 Jorm

They just kind of used it as a let's get out of here. Let's find something to do. And they went, why not do that? That's as good as anything else.

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1550.397 - 1560.594 Seth Meyers

It's great. I had an awesome lunch with them. And he's one of the best. And I will say I thought of it because John Solomon has that really nice way of saying good when you tell him a story like, yeah, good.

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1560.834 - 1563.739 Jorm

Yeah. Yeah. That is his catchphrase. I guess I stole it. Dang.

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1563.759 - 1573.194 Seth Meyers

Yeah. But it's a very funny thing he says when you tell him something insane has happened. Good. Yes? Yes. It really is.

1573.214 - 1584.732 Jorm

He can get pretty dry. Did he tell you about having just been with, I guess we could ask Andy, but I mean, we were trying to not blow up his spot before, but he's not there anymore. So his Hawaii times.

1584.779 - 1586.683 Seth Meyers

Oh, did who tell? Solomon.

1586.864 - 1589.389 Jorm

Because Solomon co-wrote the movie. So he was out there a bunch.

1589.409 - 1598.349 Seth Meyers

He did. He talked about it. Solomon had a very sweet story. Because again, Solomon and Forte have known each other since college. They're collaborators now for like almost probably 30 years, right?

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