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The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast 1h 9m 5 speakers 5 chapters transcribed 2 months ago
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What’s the podcast’s opening catch-up and new theme song reveal about?

It's the Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast.
Seth Meyers 0:08
Yeah. Oh, we got so much to talk about. Everybody start recording. Let's just start.
Jorma Taccone 0:11
Wait, you guys, before we start, this is no shade to our lovely, amazing composer, but I did make a new theme song that I want to play you guys right now.
Seth Meyers 0:22
Oh, let's peep that out. Yeah, let's hear it. We'd love to hear it.
Andy Samberg 0:30
that was it i mean i really i wanted the crashing to go for two full nights yeah i blew it on that is that a combination of explosions and like just like twisting metal sounds it's
Jorma Taccone 0:56
It's very classic Lonely Highland, Keith. Yes.
Seth Meyers 1:00
It was everything I wanted it to be.
Jorma Taccone 1:01
I mean, classic. This has nothing to do with what I just played you guys. But I did want to tell you guys that a regular mail is just being sent to me now. And I was just given this. that came for all of us, this giant pack of Red Bull.
Akiva Schaffer 1:16
Tall cans of Red Bull, just in case we felt like just getting crazy.
Jorma Taccone 1:20
Yeah, but that in no way influenced what just happened. Oh, and he's got one.
Seth Meyers 1:24
Tall can of Red Bull, yeah. All right, here's the thing. Jorm's drinking a tall can of Red Bull. This is weird because we've had three episodes of the podcast without the four of us being together. You guys did a listener episode, then we snuck in basically a repeat, then I did an episode with Quest and Lin. We're going to get to all of that, but it's very nice to see you guys again. And we just have a little bit of housekeeping, a little bit of catching up to do.
Andy Samberg 1:47
Yeah, the holidays. And Seth, how are you? Are you feeling sleepy? Are you feeling like amped? Are you feeling drunk?
Seth Meyers 1:53
I'm a little. So actually a little. It's great. I'm a little sleepy because I flew out to L.A. because my brother turned 50. And so I got on a 10 p.m. flight from New York, landed at 2 in the morning, went to a hotel, slept. went on a long hike with josh then we went to lunch i accidentally had one and a half cocktails so that was a huge mistake yeah accidents can happen then took a 10 minute nap and then josh shook me away because it was time for this so great and maybe fighting a little bit of a cold and also getting on a red eye tonight that's so lit you sound are you gonna drink are you gonna drink on the red eye to put yourself to sleep or no i don't think i'll have any trouble falling asleep I don't think I'm going to have to grease those rails.
Akiva Schaffer 2:36
You've always been a good airplane sleeper, Seth.
Seth Meyers 2:38
I have. I can crush the airplane. I slept takeoff to landing last night. But first of all, I want to start by saying congratulations, Akiva, on your Critics' Choice win. Oh, thank you so much. Naked Gun. CCA. Our man. Best comedy. Eat shit, Tim Robinson. It was a thrill. It was amazing. Also, we should post it in the chat. You crushed a righteous kill on the carpet. Oh, yeah, you did drop a righteous kill.
Akiva Schaffer 3:03
You certainly did. Yeah, I did drop one in there. Very happy to do it. You know, I wasn't doing interviews, so I was just walking down the carpet, like past where everyone's doing interviews, but there was like two different, clearly, interviewers who, if they said Quaid Army or Akiva, then I was like, okay, I'll go to them because they're nice. Yeah, of course.
Jorma Taccone 3:20
You gotta have it locked and loaded. It's hard to do sometimes.
Akiva Schaffer 3:23
Exactly. But when you're on that, and you're in that environment, I feel like you're so on that you're gonna hit it.
Seth Meyers 3:29
But it wasn't like, they didn't open with Quaid Army. They did like a proper interview with you and then dropped at the end and you were right on top of it.
Jorma Taccone 3:36
Well, thank you. Just like Fight Club. People are sneaky with it. Just like Fight Club. I got one at Shake Shack today, and I was late with the righteous kill. Oh, you were a little late.
Andy Samberg 3:43
Oh, that's probably good for your recovery. Shake Shack, good call. Shake Shack and sugar-free Red Bull, tall can.
Jorma Taccone 3:49
It made me so tired for like four hours, and I was like, what's wrong with me? And I was like, oh, that's probably that.
Seth Meyers 3:54
But you were like, you had a giant tall Red Bull at home. I got the Red Bull. I know how to fix this. A tall, a giant Red Bull like that.

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