Listener Q&A Episode 8
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
It's the Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast!
All right, show of hands, whose Christmas tree is up? You're noticing no one's hand went up.
Yeah, nobody.
Why are the hosts opening with holiday decor and shirtless photo proof banter?
Liz just is doing it downstairs. That's why I thought of it. Oh, pictures for proof. You got to give us proof, Keith. Oh, my God, yes. Pictures for proof. Also, Keith, we were texting. You, me, and Andy were texting, and we talked about you sending a picture of you shirtless. You never did.
Yeah, you never sent it. That is weird. To prove that I was all mammal.
Yeah.
Not my words.
That's right. You and Redman. We want to know. Lift up my shirt, all mammal. You know, everybody knows that reference on our pod, right?
Yeah. Have we talked about it before? Why is that my favorite line of all time? And then, Jorm, you also love it. It's fucking great. It's very good, but is it also just because you're a human, you're obviously a mammal, taking off your shirt proves it more?
Yeah. Well, no, because that's where your nipples are. And that's where you would breastfeed.
I'm just like, if he's sick, he'd lift up his shirt and he was amphibian, you know? Yeah. If he was kind of like in a water world sitch with gills or something on his neck.
Wait, what amphibians have this? So they don't have anything, right? They don't have nipples, certainly, right? Do amphibians have nipples? No, I don't believe they do. Because they don't do any breast stuff.
Listen, whenever we get into things that are just science-backed, we get clowned in the comments.
You know Seth's not here. As soon as we get into talking about science, you know Seth's not here.
Yeah, well, he's anti-science, kind of flat-earther type. Anybody who's watched his nightly talk show knows that. And Keeve, pun unintended, that's on God. Right. And that's not God. Yeah. That's just something I say. It's not because of what you were talking about. So Jorm had a big, uh, has something that needs to be addressed because there's been a lot of chatter that he's been faking the whole thing.
I did. I did see that, that there were some people coming out on Eric Andre's side of things that I was maybe a fucking gold bricker, as they would say in a big Lebowski.
Uh-huh. You care to elaborate? What are you trying to get? Just cause you get off on the sympathy.
Well, First of all, I did fall off a ladder and I did break my pelvis, you guys.
That doctor you did the whole thing with was a paid actor?
No, that was my actual surgeon.
You know you're in good shape when you have to clarify that you didn't lie about that.
You guys.
But it's maybe speaking to something bigger, Jorm, which is like, I don't want to call it an intervention that me and Keeve need to do, but perhaps the way your lifestyle is now being conducted is antithetical to the amount of sympathy you have garnered for your injury, which is clearly fake.
I don't know why I thought this was gonna not leak out.
He's getting on stage and singing Rage Against the Machine. Dressed like Pee Wee? All right, so let's just back up a little bit. So for those that have no clue what we're talking about, you can Google. It's on, you know, Rollingstone.com, et cetera, anywhere on Instagram, et cetera.
You know what, Q?
The Rolling Stone used to be a magazine. All right, go on. Oh, I meant the Rolling Stone band's Instagram account. Oh, it's on their merch page. Yeah. Keith is the one that wrote the post. He signs them if he writes the post. He's always shitposting. He's like, bros. Yeah, he loves shitposting. Keith loves it. Him and Johnny were, you know, deaf, of course. Anyways, listen, back to trying to explain to nobody knows what we're talking about yet. Portugal the Man, which is a band, had a show in Brooklyn. Yeah. And Jorm got on stage.
Well, I was asked to do this. I didn't just like do it on my own accord.
Yeah, we'll back up to that. But just to give what the audience saw, they watched an entire show. It's towards the end.
Sure.
Weird Al is there and has done something. I don't even know because the video just has him in the background.
He sang Live in the Moment. He did like, he's done remixes of it.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:13
2
Why are the hosts opening with holiday decor and shirtless photo proof banter?
0:13–3:57
3
Did Jorma really break his pelvis or is the injury being faked?
3:57–6:16
4
What happened when Jorma performed as Pee-Wee at Portugal. The Man's Brooklyn show?
6:16–15:12
5
How did the band and audience react to a Pee‑Wee impression segueing into Rage Against The Machine?
15:12–32:45
6
Why is Seth in London and how do the hosts talk about the Graham Norton appearance?
32:45–37:00
7
What are Andy’s New York Times Games and Spelling Bee tips the hosts discuss?
37:00–1:07:11