The Luke and Pete Show
Episodes
Episode 90: A conspiracy theory special!
16 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
As promised, Pete delivers (sort of) on his Conspiracy Theory Special chat from shows gone by. What we mean by that is that he found a list of them in...
Episode 89: A husband's bulge
13 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Finally, finally, FINALLY, Pilot Neil returns. We don't know where he's been or what he's been doing but the most important thing is that he's back. W...
Episode 88: Why are we even friends?
09 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Howdy everyone! We're back in our respective saddles and looking to artfully waste another half an hour of everyones' time with some more pith and non...
Episode 87: A knife made of pasta
06 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Luke and The Pete are getting to the age where they need to think about going grey and what that means for them. Apparently, Anthony Kiedis of Red...
Episode 86: Kneeling in mud in the name of Liam Neeson
02 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
A police helicopter has been keeping Luke from watching TV. Pete's more interested in those little finger trick skateboards you used to get back in th...
Episode 85: Never eaten a crisp
30 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Rejoice at the return of your favourite podcast featuring two men that know nothing about anything talking for half an hour. Pete's been to the seasid...
Episode 84: Do you keep those spider monkeys in a van?
26 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Why is Sir Paul McCartney so odd? And, while we're at it, why is Ringo Starr also so odd? Any advice greatly appreciated. This time around, we br...
Episode 83: Careful of the laburnum
23 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We start this episode as every podcast should begin - with Tom Jones impressions. After that we keep up the music theme by finding out that Pete has b...
Episode 82: Next stop, Hither Green!
19 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Tune in this time around for Luke and Pete reminiscing about puncture repair kits, before marvelling at how strange and unreliable the passing of time...
Episode 81: The It's Been World Record
16 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We start today's proceedings by talking about a one hour documentary on Japanese trains, including men fashioning a light fitting 'the old fashioned w...
Episode 80: Fast food rigidity
12 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We open proceedings this time around with a tale about a stork that ended up costing a charity a £2000 phone bill, and things get slowly more bizarre...
Episode 79: Johnny Eggs
09 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We think it's episode 79, but we're not sure, and Pete is still sunburnt. It's his own fault. It's sent him a bit mad, and one minute we're discussing...
Episode 78: Fly away Peter, fly away Paul
05 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Straight off the bat, The Pete is accusing The Luke of wearing Bermuda shorts, an accusation that shouldn't be taking lightly. After that we hear of P...
Episode 77: Candy cigarettes and camel urine
02 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Pete is back from working the Isle of Wight Festival and is sunburnt. He's also sporting a rather snazzy Transformers tattoo. And, having managed ...
Episode 76: Chaos on the central line
28 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Highlander actor Christopher Lambert is apparently almost blind. Did you know that? Why would you, eh? Luke certainly didn't, not until Pete told him....
Episode 75: How's your health?
25 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Moore and Donaldson get back in their easy chairs, light a pipe each and start ruminating on the world around them once more, in episode 75 of your Lu...
Episode 74: Excuse me, is that my farting jar?
21 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
As the title suggests, in episode 74 we hear about one of the more bizarre habits adopted by people in England in the 17th century. But before that th...
Episode 73: Father censorship
18 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The chaps are back, and on your particularly chaotic latest edition of The Luke and Pete Show, we have a truly eclectic range of topics to discuss.&nb...
Episode 72: The dangers of Thunder Mountain
14 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Rejoice, because The Luke and The Pete are back in their hotseats and shooting the proverbial once again. This time around there's the great 'compress...
Episode 71: The fine line between a life hack and actual fraud
11 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We're back. Pete's brought along a new jingle or two and Luke has brought along himself. This time around, there's a bit of film chat (Alex Garland's ...
Episode 70: The class of '99
07 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
As promised, this episode starts with Pete taking a science quiz, with actually quite impressive results, there’s talk of tattoos and the role they ...
Episode 69: Straight-laced parents
04 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Greetings to you, beloved Luke and Pete Show community! We’re back for our 69th edition of this nonsense, and this time around The Luke and The Pete...
Episode 68: A baby on the dashboard
31 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Draw up the drawbridge and draw down the blinds! We're back! Pete's seen Solo and quite liked it, and on the subject of movies we also take the time t...
Episode 67: A voice on a stick
28 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of your all-new The Luke and Pete Show, we take time out to imagine what it would be like if The Pete wasn't 'a voice on a stick' but ...
Episode 66: Do not exit your vehicle
24 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
School stories aplenty this time around as the great and good of The Luke and Pete Show community deliver us some of their most cringeworthy tales, we...
Episode 65: Well, it used to be a dog
21 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
When is a dog not a dog? That's a burning question we answer early doors on episode 65 of The Luke and Pete Show, before Pete waxes lyrical about birt...
Episode 64: The prodigal son returns (to Hartlepool)
17 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This time around on your common-or-garden Luke and Pete Show, The Pete has been back to the motherland unannounced to see his dear old mother and to a...
Episode 63: Abducted by Concorde
14 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Pilot Neil is back in the Luke and Pete Show cockpit and he doesn't disappoint, the boys get excited about terrible 90s boy bands (most notably the gr...
Episode 62: Little Pipples Donaldson
10 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This episode contains all the S words: snooker, The Simpsons, and sex education. And speaking of the latter, a listener gets in touch with perhaps the...
Episode 61: There's a toad in my suitcase, what am I gonna do?
07 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This time around we delight in some truly embarrassing school stories, including possibly the worst threat of violence ever and an ill-advised Nazi-th...
Episode 60: A man in a rocking chair
03 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Pete's been to the good ol' US of A and admits that he is essentially the worst travel companion ever, as well as recounting a frankly quite horrific ...
Episode 59: A hippo's dinner
30 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Ever wondered what it's like to be swallowed by a hippo? Well, wonder no more as your boys have found a story of a man who experienced it. We'll be ho...
Episode 58: The Mothpocalypse
26 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Pete's been admiring Beyoncé from afar, Luke's been admiring Duncan Bannatyne from afar (again) and we settle the 'Can you land in a wingsuit without...
Episode 57: When meat fell from the sky
23 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we hear more about not only school trips, but school visits from celebrities including a truly heart-wrenching tale about a listener that m...
Episode 56: Duncan Bannatyne and his favourite eggs
19 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Still on a high from a visit to southern Italy, Luke's started reading Roberto Saviano's Gomorrah. Meanwhile, Pete takes a trip down memory lane and t...
Episode 55: Misplacing the Door to Hell
16 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Our eponymous heroes, The Luke and The Pete, are back fresh from Naples and talking all things Italian (pizza, sculpted eyebrows etc) as well as car r...
Episode 54: No! Not the bees!
12 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's Thursday and that means it's time for more nonsense from the terrible twosome. Luke and Pete are coming in your ears this time around w...
Episode 53: Singing the Peterhouse blues
09 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Pete's been hobnobbing with yet another celebrity, and then rants and raves about why he thinks he didn't get into Cambridge university (clue: it's no...
Episode 52: How did Jesus die? No seriously, how did it happen?
05 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We realise in this episode that we've sailed through Easter and not even mentioned it, so the start of Episode 52 involves us taking the time to go ba...
Episode 51: Botflies, Bryan Cranston and Gran Turismo 5
02 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back, LAPSers! It's great to have you back with us, and Happy Monday! This time around, Pete starts you all off with an outrageous admiss...
Episode 50: We have done nothing to commemorate our fiftieth show
29 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Thursday! You've almost made it through another week, and to commemorate such a momentous effort, let Luke and Pete guide you through aroun...
Episode 49: Watching Teletubbies from a test tube
26 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We are absolutely delighted to be back in your ears for another week, and we celebrate that fact with an astonishing reveal about another version of M...
Episode 48: Super, smashing, great
22 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and Pete take time to pay their respects to Sir Ken Dodd, Jim Bowen and Stephen Hawking, all of whom sadly passed away recently. Once we've got t...
Episode 47: An emu should not be living there, it's not right
19 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Here we go then, back in the habit assessing the fallout of #craftalegate (something for which Peter is showing no contrition at all), learn that Pete...
Episode 46: What's happened to that donkey?
15 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
After the craft ale ridiculousness last time around Pete stays true to form and gets drunk on his own at home using Japanese liquor of some descriptio...
Episode 45: Neckbeards and their craft ale, they make me sick
12 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Luke's been to see Harry Potter and the Cursed Child but is duty bound to #keepthesecrets, and Pete uses this episode as an opportunity to get right u...
Episode 44: Undercover police officers, public toilets, and sheep
08 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
When you're an experienced police officer, it probably takes a lot to shock you, and you could easily be seduced into thinking that you've seen it all...
Episode 43: Poison/venom, Guns n Roses, and the worst Mother's Day present ever
05 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Much like Thin Lizzy sang, the boys are indeed back in town and this time they're ruminating on the difference between poison and venom - the toxins, ...
Episode 42: Childhood fights, boys called Paul and our very own drinking game
01 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Did you ever get into a fight as a child? Perhaps you got into more than one. Perhaps you did so with a boy called Paul. Luke did, and he can't be the...
Episode 41: How to cook the perfect steak, and the greatest bear of all time
26 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Luke opens proceedings on how he likes to cook a steak, much to Pete Donaldson's chagrin and scepticism, before the boys get through *yet another* ema...
Episode 40: Black Panther, video games and Pete getting annoyed about gifs
22 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Luke's been to see Black Panther (spoiler: he enjoyed it), we hear another Stubbington Study Centre story which is even more bloody exciting than the ...
Episode 39: Fleeing from a neutron war and heading for Northampton
19 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Rejoice! It's Monday and we're back for another half an hour of life-affirming nonsense from all over the world. This time around we fit in ...
Episode 38: Part vampire, part maths teacher
15 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Thursday! We're delighted to be in your ears towards the end of the week for the first time. It feels great. This time around: Japanes...
Episode 37: A brave new world
12 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The first of a new-look, twice a week Luke and Pete Show muscles into territory as diverse as efficient hydration (Luke), too-tight trousers (Pete, ob...
Episode 36: You are now entering Dildo, Newfoundland
05 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Your two eponymous antiheroes are back for another episode of LAPS as all the kids are now calling it (pronounced 'LAPS'), and first stop is Pete tryi...
The Windsor Knot
31 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Hello you! Pete and Luke here. We've been working on a new show, and we'd love for you to have a listen. It's called The Windsor Knot, and it's a roya...
Episode 35: The Words Show
29 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Another week and another themed episode from the chaps, as this time around they get stuck into wordy matters, including yet more children with inadvi...
Episode 34: The Body Show
22 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's The Body Show! Luke and Pete received an inordinate amount of emails about the human body this week and so decided to group them together into on...
Episode 33: Too much seasoning
15 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We start episode 33 with an insight into Pete 'Donny/PD' Donaldson's utterly confusing approach to timekeeping before running through his recent trip ...
Episode 32: Where I walk is Rome
08 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Pete starts episode 32 with a tremendously entertaining actor-based error and after that there's plenty more robot and AI chat following last week's d...
Episode 31: This is your future, so tether your payload
01 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Holy Macaroni! We're in the future!It's 2018 and, as you can probably imagine, this fact dominates proceedings in episode 31. We discuss futuristic th...
Episode 30: One Elephant Outstanding
25 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
A big hearty Christmas-load of glad tidings to all of our listeners as we release episode 30 of The Luke and Pete Show on Baby Jesus' birthday, no les...
Episode 29: Tokyo Binge
18 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Pete is back from his charity trip to Kenya, we hear from more listeners who have 'ruined Christmas', a man who struggled to make jokes while learning...
Episode 28: Light, Ephemeral, Almost Fruity
11 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's offering to appease the podcast gods, our eponymous ne'er do wells take in such disparate subject as flat earth rocketmen, wombats and ...
Episode 27: Special Delivery
04 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This week in your ever so slightly late and ever so slightly postal themed Luke and Pete Show, the boys discuss a truly ridiculous situation in the Po...
All apologies
04 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Admin. Numbers. Who'd have 'em? Allow Peter Marmaduke Donaldson to explain... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 26: Sex, lies and videos of tapir
27 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In this week's fifty minutes of daftness, we learn of Luke Moore's love of herbivorous mammals, the life-size cabbage patch doll who lives in his hous...
Episode 25: Goblins?
20 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Pete has made a truly disturbing discovery about the very bones that hold literally all of our bodies together, there's some decent discussion about a...
Episode 24: Wake up!
13 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
First up, Luke has locked himself out of the house. After that all of you, literally all of you, are sleepwalkers or so it seems. As a result, we traw...
Episode 23: Sunday Brunch with Danny Dyer
06 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and Pete are joined by a special guest as writer and broadcaster Rick Edwards pops in to the studio to discuss his new book Science(ish) and what...
Episode 22: Egg Security
30 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the loosest show in town our eponymous heroes follow up on last week's battery chat with several of your example cells, and bloody enjoya...
Episode 21: Plastic Terry
23 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are in a brand new studio and have headaches due the tightness of their headphones. You'll be pleased to know though, dear listener, that the...
Episode 20: Groovy Baby, Oh Yeah!
16 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and Pete are back and Pete is dressed as Edward Scissorhands, an outfit that garnered him great feedback from none other than Tim Burton himself,...
Episode 19: Rotisserie Alex
09 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Pete's back! That should be all you need to know really, but in episode 19 you can also hear all about the following subjects:- Samurai swords- Dads- ...
Episode 18: Turning 27
02 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
A generation-defining episode, a coming-of-age if you will. We've hit 18! Lots to get excited about here including a very special guest familiar to th...
Episode 17: Every Single Photo Had the Eyes Cut Out
24 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Pete announces to the world his catchphrase and then tells us all about the best dog ever (apart from possibly the one last week that was friends with...
Episode 16: Dougie the Dolphin
17 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
A dog has become friends with a dolphin in Ireland and it's a big hit with Pete. While all that's been going on, Luke's fitted a new car stereo (which...
Episode 15: Conversation Lozenges
11 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Luke's been to Atlanta checking out whale sharks, and while he was there Pete was back in the good ol' UK judging a dog competition with an 80s pop st...
Episode 14: I Like a Squeeze Too Sometimes
04 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
What did you learn in home economics at school? What did you have from the vending machine after you went swimming? But you know what they say, nostal...
Episode 13: Good Luck/Bad Luck
28 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Pete's done Luke a solid and prepared the show on his behalf, and if that doesn't worry you it really should.This time around the boys hang their chat...
Episode 12: Shark Turns Oven On
21 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
There's enough chat about chocolate bars to sink a battleship (hopefully without an unlucky Uruguayan onboard), Luke tells a frankly quite horrendous ...
Episode 11: Get Your Tintagel Out
14 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Luke's been to Cornwall and discovered a giant goat (with a huge penis) in an exceptionally well laid out museum, and Pete brings two vocal record-bre...
Episode 10: Pulling Skids Outside the Butchers
07 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Pete's been blowing up 'a surprisingly small amount of Hartlepool' with a make-believe nuclear bomb, Luke's talking about riding bikes in the 1980s a ...
Episode 9: I Would Not Like to Have My Own Personal Lift
31 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
A man who only eats roadkill dominates proceedings this week, as Pete spends a large part of the show complaining about his neck. It's starting to bec...
Episode 8: Next Week on Dragons' Den
24 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
After the chaos of the email special, our two pals head back to more familiar territory and discuss recent visits to the good ol' United States of Ame...
Episode 7: An Email Special!
17 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
After being bombarded with an extraordinary amount of correspondence, Luke and Pete decide to take you all on and get through as many as they can in o...
Episode 6: Selling a Gameboy to a Squirrel
10 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
This time around the boys rake over the old 'barrel roll in a plane' conundrum again, because some conversations just will not die. They also find tim...
Episode 5: Opened Up Like a Chrysanthemum
03 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In the fifth instalment of Luke and Pete's Summer, the Little and Large of the podcasting world discuss museum exhibitions, knuckle dusters and settin...
Episode 4: I Didn't Go Down to the Lightning Strike Bureau
26 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Why are a group of local men trying to find millions of missing rubles in a disused rocket mine in Russia? Why are loads of sheep knocking about an is...
Episode 3: What's That Wasp Doing in My Fig?
19 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
What the hell is a long egg? Are there secret items available for purchase at the world's best fast food restaurants? And why was Pete being fed like ...
Episode 2: Never Go Into Your Stepdad's Study
11 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
What happens when a bird flies into your house? Why is a man on the internet filming himself eating the oldest things he can find? What do you do when...
Episode 1: Japanese Ghosts and a Surplus of Molasses
04 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In the very first episode of Luke and Pete's Summer, our two eponymous heroes take a rip-roaring tour around Pete's favourite Japanese ghosts (includi...
Luke and Pete's Summer: Coming 5th June!
01 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Join Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson every Monday as they spend the summer pulling on the threads of the universe and revelling in the discovery of wher...