The Luke and Pete Show

Episode 192: Return of the mercury maze

08 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to your all-new episode of The Luke and Pete Show, in which we talk about possibly the most diverse range of subjects ever. From fridge dumpin...

Episode 191: A bin bag of bees

05 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

If you had the chance to incorporate a long egg into a recipe why wouldn't you? Luke and Pete find themselves incredulously discussing why a celebrity...

Episode 190: Technically speaking

01 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

A very good evening from Luke and Pete towers. Apologies for lateness with this one, Luke uttered the word ‘technically’ and everything went ever-...

Episode 189: Fighting on cruise ships

29 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Monday! This time on your all-new episode of The Luke and Pete Show, Luke's been to the Lake District, and Pete has been out for a drink with hi...

Episode 188: Taco Bell with your mam

25 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

FIRE IN THE BOOTH! It's the hottest day of the year, but just when you thought it couldn't get any hotter, here come Luke and Pete with some fresh #re...

Episode 187: On the dhole

22 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

50 years ago last weekend, Apollo 11 touched down on the lunar surface and the men within it made history. Luke and Pete take some time to celebrate t...

Episode 186: Spicy Richard

18 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Pete's been hobnobbing with celebrities again, this time around it's The Smashing Pumpkins' Billy Corgan, Primal Scream's Bobby Gillespie, and Bagel M...

Episode 185: Feel the Bern

15 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We would like to cordially and warmly invite you to the latest episode of The Luke and Pete Show, half an hour in which we discuss Serena Williams, Me...

Episode 184: Stories from an onsen

11 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This episode of The Luke and Pete Show involves a story from Pete Donaldson which beggars belief, and it involves a child at an onsen. An onsen is a h...

Episode 183: Otterly ridiculous

08 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

In which we lament the passing of Eddie the Sea Otter, talk about the nature of time, wonder what's going on with the Stranger Things kids, and try to...

Episode 182: Back with a Boston Crab

04 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

After an extended break involving several 'best of' episodes, Pete and Luke are back in the studio and talking through all your old favourites, as wel...

Episode 181: Back in a bath of Bannatyne

01 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Pete and Luke return with their final summer best of. They'll be back this Thursday with more daft nonsense. In this special, Luke submerges himself i...

Episode 180: The molasses against the classes

27 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Pete and Luke are taking a break for one solitary week (and one normal-sized day) this summer, so Pete's got his razor blade out and sliced up a cheek...

Episode 179: Dear sons and daughters of hungry bum ghosts

24 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Pete and Luke are taking a break for one solitary week (and one normal-sized day) this summer, so the former has cobbled together a special look back ...

Episode 178: Do those sharks bite?

20 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Lock picking. Fuelling cyclists. Bone conductors. Just three things you better prepare yourself for when you hit play on today's episode of The Luke a...

Episode 177: A mate called Fraggle

17 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This is an episode of firsts for Mr Pete Donaldson. Within it, we hear of the first time his Dad left him adult-less with only a friend called Fraggle...

Episode 176: A Tunnock's celebration

13 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Hello everyone! We're back, and celebrating Boyd Tunnock's knighthood. Richly deserved for a great man who's made a fantastic contribution to society ...

Episode 175: Wedding swelling

10 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Hello there, nice to see you. This time around on your hot-off-the-press Luke and Pete Show, Luke's been to the Deep South and has come back as brown ...

Episode 174: Vegan power

06 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Hear the one about the vegan man who turned meat-eater? It's not gone down terribly well, as you can probably imagine. We discuss that on today's epis...

Episode 173: Kebab shop etiquette

03 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

What's it like to live off-grid for nearly 80 years? And could Pete Donaldson do it? Just two of the things we're investigating on today's episode, al...

Episode 172: Soft water and quicksand

30 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Good morning and a very warm welcome to your latest instalment of The Luke and Pete Show. To take you through to the end of the working week, the two ...

Episode 171: Puffer fish drugs

27 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

How would you like to be disposed of when you're dead? That's the Alan Partridge-esque question the chaps attempt to answer on this, your all-new epis...

Episode 170: Endings

23 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This time around on what the kids are affectionately called 'LAPS', we hear of a bunch of school kids that got to spend their time hanging out at a th...

Episode 169: A Townshend warning

20 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Is Pete Donaldson the Champagne Papi of podcasting? Answers on an email. And if not, what is he?This time around on The Luke and Pete Show, despite pr...

Episode 168: That pigeon will not hang

16 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Thursday's child doesn't have that far to go guys because it's almost the weekend. Allow Luke and Pete to guide you there with chat about reservoirs f...

Episode 167: Intercom games

13 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Luke and Pete muster back in the studio for another audio missive, delivered fresh to your ears like a new piercing from Claire's Accessories (are the...

Episode 166: Queen cubicle

09 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We're back and ready to bother you within an inch of your lives with 30 more minutes of premier nonsense. This time around, we pass comment on the new...

Episode 165: What is your location?

06 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Hi all! It's a bank holiday but that doesn't mean the hustle stops for your two eponymous heroes. No sir. Luke and Pete are back in the studio and dis...

Episode 164: Irn Bru bars and bustrains

02 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Yes, that's right, BUSTRAINS. Listen in to find out more, but rest assured that it's not a typo. Also featured in this all-new episode, a beluga whale...

Episode 163: Paulo the Heartbreaker

29 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Luke and Pete are back from Lisbon, and quickly warm up into telling some tales of their experiences there. There's also chat about watching movies wh...

Episode 162: Sid the racist neighbour

25 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Want to know what you can expect on this, the latest episode of The Luke and The Peter Show? Well, I'll tell ya: Abbey Road, racist neighbours, baseba...

Episode 161: A walrus in free fall

22 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Hello all! We know you're probably not commuting today as it's Easter Monday but don't let that stop you listening to the latest instalment of this fi...

Episode 160: Hands off my Tabasco

18 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

What a lovely day it is outside (if you're living in the London area)! But don't let that stop you downloading and listening to this, the 160th editio...

Episode 159: Superglue your hands together

15 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Monday y'all! The terrible two are back! On the agenda today: Stewie D's weekend in The Big Smoke and his unorthodox moisturising technique, a m...

Episode 158: Locked out by your Dad

11 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

They said it wasn't possible, but our 158th instalment of this vanity project has landed, and GOODNESS ME it's a doozy! There's bees in a woman's eye,...

Episode 157: A Morph-less London Marathon

08 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Greetings all, we're back on this drizzly Monday to offer you half an hour more content to help pass your commute/gym session/run/whatever it is you d...

Episode 156: Toenail removal

04 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Hello everyone and a very warm welcome to this, your latest episode of The Luke and Pete Show! You're very welcome! Come in and make yourself at home....

Episode 155: A dog in the playground

01 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back to your all-new shiny episode of The Luke and Pete Show. Spring has sprung, so what better way to get out there and enjoy the sunshine th...

Episode 154: Pete Donaldson lorry attack

28 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Episode 154: Pete Donaldson lorry attackWelcome one and all, we're back in the studio and this time around dishing out red-hot chat on a variety of wi...

Episode 153: Spring has sprung!

25 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Luke's parents' tortoise has proven beyond all reasonable doubt that spring is now well and truly in the air, and on that happy note we get into this ...

Episode 152: MOTs make me cry

21 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Howdy! On your brand new episode of The Luke and Pete Show, you can expect to hear tales of plastic wrap, stockpiling food for Brexit, Pete openly wee...

Episode 151: Bernie vs Bernie

18 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

A new pilot has entered the game! Pilot Dave brings The Luke and Pete Show squadron up to three pilots, and all we need now is a handful of planes and...

Episode 150: A little propeller

14 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Hello everyone, and welcome to the 150th instalment of this, The Luke and Pete Show (formerly known as Luke and Pete's Summer)! We're bloody grateful ...

Episode 149: Undercut Boulevard

11 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Howdy, it's Monday and we're back! It's time to talk about Crufts, as the world's premier dog show returned last weekend to much amusement and enterta...

Episode 148: Swinging the swing

07 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

It's World Book Day today! As a result, the boys spend some time talking about the books they are currently reading (well, Luke does. Pete can't remem...

Episode 147: Dangerous buildings in Taiwan

04 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Good afternoon and welcome to another episode of The Luke and Pete Show, and with Pete fresh off the plane from Taiwan, it's an absolute belter! We he...

Episode 146: Don't you ever do a crime

28 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We're back! And here's what to expect in this episode:- Walking sticks- Kid n Play- Pulling sickies- Hi-Vis jackets- Heroin- MannequinsAnd lots more. ...

Episode 145: Man dunks child

25 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

What would happen if Pete and Luke grabbed an aircraft carrier from somewhere and piloted it to the South China Sea? Just one of the thought experimen...

Episode 144: Nostalgia podcasting

21 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Hi all, and a very happy Thursday to you! The Luke and The Pete are back and talking about the issues that matter to absolutely no-one. Hey, it keeps ...

Episode 143: A blistering tale

18 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Hello everyone, and a very happy Monday! Welcome to this edition of The Luke and Pete Show, which listeners of a nervous disposition should be very wa...

Episode 142: Brexit fondue

14 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

It's Valentine's Day! So that means Luke and Pete are getting very romantic. Pete's even found a novel way of making hollandaise sauce, and he's even ...

Episode 141: Hot dogs in Central Park

11 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back to your fourteenth-favourite show about absolutely nothing at all, as it returns for another episode fresh from the weekend's excesses (w...

Episode 139: Into the Peteverse

04 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Good day to you, and welcome back to another instalment of the 182nd most popular comedy podcast in Qatar (yes, really)! It's officially National Sick...

Episode 138: Sticking your foot in it

31 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The weekend is rapidly approaching and what better way to get ready for it than to listen to today's Luke and Pete Show, which features plenty of chat...

Episode 137: Man dates cockroach

28 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Hello, good afternoon and welcome to another instalment of the soon-to-be-award-winning Luke and Pete Show! Those who are hoping we'd be well out from...

Episode 136: Digger Destruction

24 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back to The Luke and Pete Show, and after Monday's festival of news and action we get straight back into the weeds with yet more chat about Pr...

Episode 135: Chuckypigs, or chiggywigs?

21 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to your all new episode of The Luke and Pete Show, it's even more zeitgeisty than usual! That means we've got Prince Phillip doing his 'thing'...

Episode 134: Tattoos, death, and a Lukealike

17 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Hello everyone. Nice to see you. Thanks for popping back in. You've come to the right place for Pete's obsession with crap technology, information on ...

Episode 133: Foaming hell

14 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This time around on *your* Luke and Pete Show, Pete's been interviewing Steve Coogan about his new movie Stan and Ollie, and we quickly move things on...

Episode 132: Do it all on expenses

10 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back to The Luke and Pete Show! It's Thursday, and so it's very nearly the weekend. Allow us to help you get there with another half an hour o...

Episode 131: A broad parish

07 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to your all new episode of The Luke and Pete Show, indeed the second issue of 2019. We're celebrating the new year by discussing Limewire, Mor...

Episode 130: Donaldson Futurism

03 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Happy New Year everyone! We're now officially in the future, it's 2019. How exciting!On today's episode we discuss some of the predictions about what ...

Episode 129: Reflections on a year, sort of

31 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

It's New Year's Eve! But that won't deter the chaps from discussing the big issues and getting reflective about the year that's just passed. We chat P...

Episode 128: Betwixtmas

27 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We're in that weird period of time between Christmas and New Year where no-one is really doing much of anything apart from you poor souls that have no...

Episode 127: A nut without the sack

24 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

What better way to usher in Christmas than with plenty of chat about dead people that have dedicated their bodies to science? That's right, Pete has b...

Episode 126: Giving yourself a mountain to climb

20 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Hello to you all! You're very welcome in the Land of Luke and Pete. If you do visit us, expect to experience tales of a remarkable man climbing a huge...

Episode 125: Is that a man inside there?

17 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Greetings Luke and Peters! We're back, you literally can't get rid of us. This time around, among other things, we hear about a robot presented to a r...

Episode 124: Don't eat the yellow snow

13 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Pete has learnt that pollution is so bad in China that it's apparently turning the snow yellow. Meanwhile, Luke is lucky to be here after running a ro...

Episode 123: Errol Flynn's duck centipede

10 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

It's Monday! But don't despair, because Luke and Pete have got your back. We'll stick with you your whole commute through (providing it's not longer t...

Episode 122: Baked bean pizzas and Irn Bru chew bars

06 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Hello everyone, and happy Thursday! The Luke and The Pete are back in the saddle and running the rule over yet more unplanned nonsense, including disc...

Episode 121: Finders Keepers

03 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

How much money would you find on the street and keep? Pete found 50p once and it changed his life. For a bit. Listen in to hear more on that part...

Episode 120: Pete on a bus shelter

29 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

It happened. Pete was once on the side of a bus shelter and it was on a bad hair day as well. Nightmare. In his line of work, presentation is everythi...

Episode 119: Do you want salt and vinegar?

26 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The terrible twosome are back in the habit, and this time around they're talking about U-Boats and their toilets (quite unreliable, apparently), as we...

Episode 118: Turtle Power

22 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Luke once made up an impromptu dance to Partners in Kryme's seminal 1990 classic Turtle Power at a school disco with his mate John. There was absolute...

Episode 117: Return of the eight year old millionaire

19 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Pete learns of Luke's exploits as a child involving trying to pull a fast one over the Tooth Fairy, and Pete reminds us all of his crush on Samantha F...

Episode 116: Pete Assange

15 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Pete has decided he'd quite like to visit the Japanese embassy, which is pretty handy as he's recently been cordially invited. Better pack the Ferrero...

Episode 115: Mushy pea sandwiches and Japanese KitKats

12 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Which of our two eponymous heroes has the most tragic life? Pete has a pretty good idea, but is he correct? Having said that, both Luke and Pete spend...

Episode 114: The Curse of the Colonel

08 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Why are baseball team curses so prevalent? Luke and Pete wonder that as they learn all about The Curse of the Colonel, a superstition that combines ba...

Episode 113: I'm a locksmith, and, I'm a locksmith

05 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Hello everyone. Strap yourselves in because Pete is back from Japan with more tales of getting run over, seeing the tallest Japanese man he's ever see...

Episode 112: Weetabix? Or Shredded Wheat?

01 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Hello again, it's lovely to see you! Hope your week's going well. Allow us to try and brighten it up a bit with half an hour more conversation be...

Episode 111: Two frogs in a sock

29 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Did you know the number 111 is unlucky in cricket? You do now. We talk about that on this episode, and lots more. Lots more like:- Eating raw chicken ...

Episode 110: Helping someone obtain a chicken mask

25 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Pete packs today's episode full of startling revelations including helping a woman in the street with a badly needed item, a very particular type of d...

Episode 109: Tape based solutions

21 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

109 is the atomic number for meitnerium, and don't you ever forget. Got it? Good. Now that's out of the way, let's all listen to chat from Pete about ...

Episode 108: Stevie Trousers

18 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Let's talk weightlifting, let's talk Wario, let's talk a mystery man from Nicaragua who is changing currency on a bus (much to the confusion of one of...

Episode 107: Holloway Road shops I admire

15 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Could Pete Donaldson or Luke Moore ever run an Ironman Triathlon? I think we all know the answer to that already but let's explore the prospect anyway...

Episode 106: A straw-based Godzilla

11 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This time around on your all-new edition of The Luke and Pete Show, we're talking queueing, we're talking fetid herring, we're talking Foo Fighters, w...

Episode 105: Biting a kidney

08 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back to The Luke and Pete show, where your two eponymous antiheroes wait in situ to waste another 35 minutes of your time. It's tough work, bu...

Episode 104: Clowning about

04 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Remember when that guy swore at his mum during Christmas dinner? Well, another listener gets in touch with a similar bout of behaviour along the same ...

Episode 103: Antibiotics from India

01 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

A man has attempted to flag down a plane at Dublin airport, and miraculously, that man is not Pete Donaldson. He is however on hand to comment upon it...

Episode 102: Jimmy White's brother

27 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back! Pete decides that there wasn't quite enough complaining last time round for his rather dour tastes and so we revisit Room 101 (which I s...

Episode 101: Tale as old as time

24 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

As we speed down the conversational highway past a century of Luke and Pete Shows, episode 101 is a chance to pull into the rhetorical lay-by and take...

Episode 100: We actually made 100 of these shows

20 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

START THE FANFARE! It's time to celebrate our 100th episode! We do this by counting down the top five stories, incidents and discoveries of the past 1...

Episode 99: Hunter S Thompson v Mark Wahlberg

17 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Hello everyone, we're back and we're talking about daily routines after Mark Wahlberg released his last week to much derision and confusion. There's m...

Episode 98: Flavour Dad

13 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Let episode 98 be forever known as the time we finally discovered the best Dads ever, including a tour manager for the Rolling Stones and a father who...

Episode 97: The podcast Mick Hucknall

10 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Monday! The Puke and Leek show is back once more for no other reason than we've got nothing better to do, so why not spend half an hour tal...

Episode 96: Fodcast ferfection

06 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

What better way to start a podcast than chat about the lesser-spotted Hard Fi? Staines' finest are piquing Mr Donaldson's interest for some reason or ...

Episode 95: A podcast kakistocracy

03 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Ever wondered what a society run by the least qualified individuals would look like? Well, that's sort of what The Luke and Pete Show is, isn't it? An...

Episode 94: A parachute jump without a parachute is just a jump

30 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We're back, just like you said we would be. Let's get straight into it, shall we?A man enters the Guinness Book of World Records in a way that must su...

Episode 93: The bad boy of perverts

27 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Good morning and welcome to this episode of The Luke and Pete Show, you're very welcome. Make yourselves comfortable. This time around, Pete kicks off...

Episode 92: Never arm-wrestle an actor

23 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This time around, we hear from a listener who became involved in an ill-advised tete-a-tete with The Shield's Kenny Johnson, with quite spectacular re...