The Luke and Pete Show
Episodes
A friendship of mountains
21 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Pete’s been in the wars with a neck injury but luckily he’s now on the road to recovery, which is why we’re bringing you an episode on a Tuesday...
It's too windy for my turbine
16 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
What's the point of a wind turbine that blows over due to excess wind? Absolute rubbish. Shouldn't be allowed. We discuss that today, as well as getti...
A tale of many Keiths
13 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and Pete are back for another week of unplanned nonsense interspersed with your emails, and what a show we have for you today!There's an in-depth...
Eight Crazy Frog Singles
09 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In today’s episode, we’re reminiscing about the glory days of Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares, the Crazy Frog and Motorola Razrs. We’r...
Taking a mouse on the tube
06 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s episode we discuss a wrestler who lost his eye, the art of grave digging, and the sad passing of American actor Carl Reiner. Also on...
Joe Wicks vs Mr Motivator
02 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s episode, we imagine who would win in a Joe Wicks vs Mr Motivator face off. Choose your fighter.Elsewhere, we talk about face ID, magnet f...
Barrels of fire
29 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On today's LAPS, we're asking: What are the things you see happen most often in the movies that *never* happen in real life? Example: people sleeping ...
What length are your socks?
25 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s Luke and Pete Show begins with a serious discussion about the likelihood of being struck by a meteorite. And when you crunch the numbers it'...
Dig it
22 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s episode we’re discussing how Pete's sartorial approach to visiting different countries, and remembering the heady days when emo music w...
Jordan v Donaldson
18 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show Luke opens up about his toenail problem, we have a crack at diagnosing what on earth is going on with Prince Charles’ hands and Pe...
Eating mushrooms in a public park
15 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s episode features 80s indie music, Michael Fish and Phillip Schofield. But not all at the same time.Also on the show, Pete’s been having pi...
Pete angers someone
11 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It’s an email special! Today we’re reading a whole load of emails from you lot, including one from a man who has had a particularly unfortunate ex...
Hands off my personal allowance pouch
08 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another Luke and Pete Show! This episode we’re chatting about Pete’s dim sum, sharing lessons we learnt from visiting Haven holiday cam...
The Theremin and Pete Show
04 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s Luke and Pete Show, Luke’s temporarily replaced by Pete’s theremin, we’re advancing the theory on how many holes a straw has and we...
Leave your facts at the door
01 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It’s another Monday which means it’s another Luke and Pete show! Today we’re talking sun cream, paper walls and inappropriate songs. Plus, ...
Straw Holes?
28 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this fine Thursday we’re talking about such glamorous topics as outer space, The Land of Fire and Jurassic Park. And on a slightly less glam...
The Judder Child
25 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Hello! We’re delighted to bring you a brand new episode of The Luke and Pete Show on this fine bank holiday Monday! On today’s show, we’re ...
Another problem eels don’t need
21 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Thursday which means we’re back with a brand new episode of The Luke and Pete Show!Today we’re expanding on Monday’s conversation about a...
Doorstep surprise
18 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s episode features lost Deliveroo orders, a man plagued by his next door neighbour’s disgusting habit, and drag racing in electric cars. Tha...
Swimming inside a whale
14 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s episode begins with some admiration for legendary musician Florian Schneider who sadly passed away last week.Elsewhere, Pete’s dreaming of...
Out in space on a big string
11 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show Luke and Pete are reflecting on the amazing life of Little Richard, as well as discussing a curious floating hotel and the possibili...
Quest to find the strangest person
07 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to today's LAPS! This time around we’re talking about how Elon Musk managed to wipe $14bn off Tesla’s value with a single tweet, and ...
It's Been's back
04 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Since the lockdown started, memes have got danker, Kanye’s become a billionaire and Pete’s grown confident enough to challenge Post Malone on his ...
Happy Birthday Pete!
30 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Pete turns 39 today! As a birthday treat, this show features an email about a red fireman’s thong, a story about a man experiencing a particularly b...
Dishonest master of coin
27 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s email section has been described by Luke as ‘the best week since September 2018’, which is high praise indeed. We’ve got people runnin...
Pop it in your mouth
23 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s episode starts with Pete holding in a burp, and goes downhill from there...The boys are discussing the resilience of the humble tin foil hat...
The humble pumpkin
20 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode features pumpkins, cradle snatching, a violent medieval ball game and a discussion about what constitutes a real ale.Also on today’s sh...
Every day we're skitching
16 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Thursday to you all! On today's Luke and Pete Show we discuss the chilling development that Pete might be renting a dog during lockdown, before ...
Rubbery Eggs
13 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back in their barracks and Pete is fresh to the party with some wicked whispers about MailOnline and a certain pop star. Ooooh, who could...
Whale explosions
09 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to The Luke and Pete Show where two grown men who used to sit inside talking to each other about the mundanities of life have been forced...
Spying on Tony Blackburn
06 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Hello and a very happy Monday to you all! On today's episode of The Luke and Pete Show, our two eponymous antiheroes discuss the films of John Hughes,...
You do the meth
02 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
As promised on Monday's episode, today we share with you an adorable twitter account run by a security guard at a cowboy museum. Check it out now, bef...
A tennis sock full of Chicken McNuggets
30 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Monday! It's another day under lockdown, another day in the corps, and what could be better than listening to the latest missive from two d...
A doomsday prepper in a digital furnace
26 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Thursday! Another day in paradise/lockdown. As the isolation starts to take its toll, Pete spends a lot of this show talking about cables and US...
Deafened by an oil drum
23 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Pete is back from his latest overseas sojourn and, let's be fair, he's walked right into the middle of an absolute shitshow. Soho is deserted, save fo...
Man eats phone
19 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this second episode of The Laura and Luke Show, Laura talks about what it's like living with an Australian man (spoiler: it appears to be pretty mu...
A female voice
16 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In the absence of Pete, Luke is joined by Laura Kirk of Stakhanov's Revisiting to discuss some tales in the life of Florida Man, why she likes going ...
Do not insert the frozen potato slice
12 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode we’re discussing bull fighting, ‘dining & dashing’ and a problematic home remedy which utilises frozen sliced potatoes. ...
A digested pedometer
09 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the start of the week which means a brand new episode of the Luke and Pete Show. On today’s show, we’re talking about the coronavirus,...
Return of the Hobgoblin
05 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Back in April of 2009, three men were unceremoniously ejected from their London-based radio show and asked to never return. Something they'd said on t...
The ex-Xfm breakfast show
02 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Not sure where to start with this one to be honest.If you were unlucky enough to experience the Alex Zane breakfast show between 2007 and 2009 you'll ...
Florida Man records podcast
27 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We're here to gently usher in the weekend with another episode of The Luke & Pete Show. Come on in, get the kettle on and put your feet up.Today w...
Pharaoh admin
24 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We've got another round in The Luke and Pete Show chamber, ready to fire it at ya on this drizzly Monday. Luke's been to the Tutankhamun exhibiti...
Episode 199.98: A grandad, a spade and an innocent heron
20 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Thursday, which means a brand new episode of The Luke & Pete Show. Luke’s bought a new video game and Pete’s unimpressed by his choice....
Episode 199.97: Freezy Slicers
17 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Pete’s back baby! And he’s already had an undignified ride on the back of Luke’s Lime bike, an image the people of North London are unlikely to ...
Episode 199.96: A chat with Uncle Jez
13 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Jack’s stepped into Pete’s shoes once more, and has joined Luke for one final guest episode of the Luke and Pete show.On today’s show, we’re t...
Episode 199.95: For sale, emoji trainers, never worn
10 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
With Pete still in Japan, we’re kicking off Monday with special guest Jack Dean, also known as the driving force behind ‘JaackMaate’s Happy Hour...
Episode 199.94: Tossed salads and folded eggs
06 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
There's a huge scrambled eggs debate to be had in the studio today as Set Meals Sam has been criticised for his folding technique. How do *you* make s...
Episode 199.93: Into The Valleys
03 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's Monday and it's time for a very special episode of The Luke and Pete Show! The Pete part of the equation is off gallivanting around Japan (don't ...
Episode 199.92: The world's best toilet
30 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Pete has found what he believes to be the best toilet that's ever been created, a toilet so good that it can safely and easily dispatch several hundre...
Episode 199.91: One Litre Peter
27 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Why has Pete brought a meat thermometer into the office? That's point number one on today's Luke and Pete Show agenda, swiftly followed by getting to ...
Episode 199.90: The Donny Ringer
23 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
If you were given one punch that was as powerful as Anthony Joshua's, how and when would you use it? That's just one of the questions Luke and Pete at...
Episode 199.89: Gateshead Garden Festival
20 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Hello and a very warm welcome to today's episode of The Luke and Pete Show, thanks for joining us! This episode we learn of someone with a fart machin...
Episode 199.88: Marine Kong Karate
16 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Have you ever knowingly downloaded a podcast that is 30% Hairy Bikers content, 30% emails about animals killed in Canadian suburbs and 40% about The B...
Episode 199.87: Excellent trunks
13 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
There are some troubling developments reaching LAPS towers. Firstly, there have been some satanic killings in the New Forest, but secondly and arguabl...
Episode 199.86: Get a walnut in your bicep
09 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Remember Mr Frosty? No-one owned one. You only ever saw them on adverts. Did they even sell them? Pete wants to know if they had a strong blade inside...
Episode 199.85: Digging up skulls
06 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's the second episode of 2020, and Pete is pretty happy at the moment. He rates his happiness at an 8.0/10.0 but wants to keep an eye on it. Very se...
Episode 199.84: This Tarantula Needs Watching
02 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Happy New Year! It's 2020, can you believe, so Luke and Pete take a good squizz through what is likely to happen in this, the highest year on record. ...
Episode 199.83: Bone the Meshes
30 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's that weird period between Christmas and New Year where nothing actually happens, so given that you quite literally have nothing else to do, why n...
Episode 199.82: Dad's gaming chair
26 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The title of this episode tells you everything you need to know about what Pete bought Stewart for Christmas, and we think he's going to be bloody hap...
Episode 199.81: Tea experts in Lebanon
23 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's officially Christmas week which means that Luke and Pete are changing, well nothing at all really. It's more of the same old LAPS from the PALS, ...
Episode 199.80: Sausage meat and trifle
19 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Pete's been binge watching TV shows for a comfort blanket after he's had to rein back his Chinese takeaway addiction. You cannot go on spending £50 a...
Episode 199.79: Radio presenter for hire
16 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to an all-new episode of The Luke and Pete Show! As we're now firmly in the middle of the festive period, we talk Christmas parties, Christmas...
Episode 199.78: Macho Man KING Randy Savage
12 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's annoying when people get things wrong, isn't it? Song lyrics, names, quotes from movies etc. Luke and Pete spend a bit of time bemoaning tha...
Episode 199.77: Pete's first impressions
09 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Pete's been working with Niko Rosberg, a man with lovely soft hands, apparently. That, as is the custom for Luke and Pete, descends into a conversatio...
Episode 199.76: A Sense of Community
05 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
In the last of our much-vaunted, hugely well received Hands Across The Atlantic trilogy, Luke takes Pete through yet more Vermont news, including a st...
Episode 199.75: Black Eye Friday
02 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Luke's still in Vermont, but don't let that put you off. Today's episode comes in the form of an impromptu movie special, including thoughts on such t...
Episode 199.74: Parappa the Rapper
28 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Greetings not just from London but also from The Green Mountain State! That's right, although Pete (for once) is stuck in London, Luke is coming ...
Episode 199.73: Do you feel the power of the gladiators?
25 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
What's Pete's spirit animal? Another episode to brighten your Monday. Start the week with Rod Stewart's train set (sorry... model railway), Rick Stein...
Episode 199.72: It’s a Megalodon
21 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Luke & Pete are back and answering life's big questions as always. Questions such as: Where can you buy the best mince pie? What happened to 90s c...
Episode 199.71: Prince Andrew, Helsinki & Scientology
18 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this chilly November Monday, Luke & Pete are talking about their favourite interviews - Tom Cruise has been accused of trying to nick a packet ...
Episode 199.70: Zimbabwe, Michigan, Milwaukee, wherever...
14 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and Pete are back in the studio together for the first time in a week or so, and after their sojourn to the US and Canada. What have they learnt?...
Episode 199.69: Brooklyn NYC
11 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Luke & Pete bring you another stateside episode, this time from Brooklyn baby!Come along whilst we wander the streets, talking all things USA: pun...
Episode 199.68: 7th Avenue NYC
07 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's a special show today recorded on the bustling streets of New York City! Luke & Pete are jaywalking their way down 7th Avenue, talking pizza, ...
Episode 199.67: Saturday night's alright
04 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Just what are the best all time 90s Saturday night TV shows? Luke loves Big Break, Pete is a Gladiators fan, but there's loads more. Also: ever hear t...
Episode 199.66: Wet mouth
31 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Which celebrities have the wettest mouths? Tune in to today's Luke and Pete Show to find out. It's a bizarre subject to discuss but Pete is really pas...
Episode 199.65: Vintage gauge tools
28 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We start today's show by discussing the best ever tweets, before turning our attention to the late, great David Bowie's opinion on the nascent interne...
Episode 199.64: Man with ferret
24 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Here are the notes that Luke took from this episode with the apparent hope of writing a synopsis about it:'Eyebrows', 'tabloid newspapers', 'ferret', ...
Episode 199.63: Postman Pat redux
21 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We're back, back from outer space, we just walked in and saw you sat there with that look upon your face. This time around we take the time to critiqu...
Episode 199.62: Cast iron conversation
17 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Thursday, guys! Great to see you all back here for another dose of your bi-weekly Luke and Pete Show. We're almost at the weekend, so what bette...
Episode 199.61: Don't be a tit
14 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to The Luke and Pete Show universe, an environment in which opinions can be expressed freely, secrets can be kept, and Pete Donaldson's l...
Episode 199.60: Spooky Siri
10 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to The Luke and Pete Show! Happy Thursday! Before we head off on the latest leg of our theatre tour with Football Ramble Live (tickets at...
Episode 199.59: Serotonin poppadom
07 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This episode of The Luke and Pete Show begins with chat about a recent visit to Northampton to experience their intriguing town centre (Cash Converter...
Episode 199.58: A cannibal that doesn't exist
03 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's been a while but on today's show we delve back into the conspiracy theory/apocryphal tale arena, thanks to an over-exuberant listener who may or ...
Episode 199.57: A little bit of the bubbly!
30 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
How do you sleep? Pete wishes he could just take his arms off. It would make the whole ordeal easier. One thing that would definitely make life more e...
Episode 199.56: Dog professor
26 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Luke's been to Churchill War Rooms and Pete's been to McDonald's. Both places include technology of interest, one related to the safety and survival o...
Episode 199.55: Black pudding volcano
23 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
In seismic news, not just for the LAPS community but the UK cultural scene at large, the members of seminal pop-punk band One Eyed Willy reformed for ...
Episode 199.54: Scallops at a minimum
19 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A bit of a meme special this one as we contemplate what Pete would do to maximise his revenue should he become a meme. There's talk of a meme refuge, ...
Episode 199.53: Luke and Pete Con
16 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Hello and welcome to today's episode of The Luke and Pete Show, with your hosts Pete Donaldson and Luke Moore. On this edition of the show literally n...
Episode 199.52: Having a tab on the toilet
12 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We can't believe it's taken this amount of episodes but finally we get around to the conversations we had about sex education when we were kids, and a...
Episode 199.51: A pipe of Pringles
09 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to an all-new episode of The Luke and Pete Show, it's lovely to have you with us. This time around, we talk a lot about the hierarchy of ...
Episode 199.5: I'm a little teapot
05 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
That's right, episode 199.5, not 200. 200 is on its way at some point but Pete won't let it pass without a fanfare and so we've recorded episode 199.5...
Episode 199: Trapped on an island
02 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Luke's spent the weekend in a field with some pals, drinking cider. It's like being 15 all over again. Meanwhile Pete has got a huge issue with educat...
Episode 198: Off with their heads
29 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Everyone's stealing this week. Whether it's sand, heads from a tourist attraction or something else, it feels like everyone is at it. Hell in a handca...
Episode 197: 10,000 hours of solitude
26 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
How did it take us until episode 197 to mention that cornflakes were invented by a man on a mission to stop masturbation? Pete claims to have known ab...
Episode 196: Burying elephants
22 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
What do they do with zoo elephants after they've died? Pete thinks he has the answer, but Luke isn't convinced. What Luke is convinced about though is...
Episode 195: Vinegar strokes
19 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's Luke and Pete Show time here at Stakhanov, and on this damp and dreary Monday we try and brighten things up with a good old fashioned, healthy lo...
Episode 194: Is that a real man?
15 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
If you're have a tough old week at work, don't worry, you're nearly there now. It's Thursday, and Luke and Pete have got your back for another half an...
Episode 193: This could be anywhere
12 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Monday and a warm welcome to The Luke and Pete Show, it's very nice to see you! Pete's been to Rotterdam for the weekend and has been very impre...
Episode 192: Return of the mercury maze
08 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to your all-new episode of The Luke and Pete Show, in which we talk about possibly the most diverse range of subjects ever. From fridge dumpin...