The Luke and Pete Show
Episodes
This is your brain on Karate Kid III
19 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to another episode of The Luke and Pete Show! On today's instalment, Luke watches a classic film with his Grandad, while Pete spends yet ...
You bloody fool
16 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to another episode of The Luke and Pete Show! Today we attempt to answer a number of questions on subjects as diverse as talking ducks, i...
The least trusted haircut
13 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The chaps are back with another round of nonsense, but they start with the big one - what is the least trusted haircut? As well as that, Pete discover...
A cycle trip from hell
09 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's Thursday, so that must mean it's time for another edition of The Luke and Pete Show! We start today's episode by trying to work out where&nb...
It's not always Dad
06 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to another week in the company of Luke and Pete! We hope you had a lovely weekend. This time around, the LAPS chaps discuss moviemaking, ...
Bonus episode: Knowing what to expect
04 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to a special episode of The Luke and Pete Show, brought to you in paid partnership with Capital One!Today, we're talking about times where you...
Strip your bed, you disgusting human
02 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's the great debate of our time: what process do you go through when you check out of a hotel? Luke and Pete clash on the correct way to leave your ...
Velvety soft
30 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another week in paradise! Your hosts, as ever, are Luke and Pete. Your subjects this time around are, in no particular order, animals that ...
Scrotum FM
26 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Thursday everyone! The weekend is nearly upon us, and what better way to celebrate than with half an hour of chat from your two favourite reprob...
Linda Lusardi is a Worthy Foe
23 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to another week of Luke and Pete nonsense! You're very welcome. Today, the boys start with chat about Pete's dad's specialist VHS tapes b...
20 Years Ago, That's a South Park Episode
19 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Alright, listen up. Today's Luke and Pete Show contains prosperity gospel preachers, the moustached pillow guy that loves Donald Trump, heavy met...
You Ain't No Skunk, You Skunk
16 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to another week of LAPS episodes, guys! Luke is back after some time away and he's telling stories about little critters making big smell...
Mouse nightclub
12 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Pete is joined by backroom Stak legend Charlie 'he'll bite anyone's finger if the price is right' Morgan for a chat about life, love and battery brand...
Forbidden inky fruit
09 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Pete's joined by Abroad In Japan's Chris Broad for one episode only (well, two if you count the last time he was on) and they talk all things plague c...
Would you stay in a chicken-based hotel?
05 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We bloody would!In this show, Pete and Marc and Chris forget to talk about batteries, and instead shamelessly hawk tickets to the very best Stak.londo...
Big in Japan
02 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Guest star Vithushan Ehantharajah from the Football Ramble kindly joins an ailing Pete for a bit of Luke and Pete show fun.... LIVE FROM JAPAN!We talk...
Shaving Yourself To Death
29 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's all-new episode of the Luke and Pete Show, it's time for some overdue Olympics chat. What event would Pete partake in if he had to give him...
Sunburnt Nostrils
26 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Hello and a very warm welcome to another episode of the Luke and Pete Show! Today, Pete is back from a trip to the races and a visit to the beautiful ...
Paint 'Em, But Don't Play With 'Em
22 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Thursday, PALS! Today's episode is all about chatting to people in shops, working out the best way to escape mosquito bites, listening to a man ...
Meet The Neighbours
19 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Hello and a very warm welcome to your all-new episode, LAPS fans! This time around, Pete tells Luke about his established position in the social hiera...
Medieval Blacksmiths Of The World Unite!
14 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Thursday's here! And that can only mean one thing, a new episode of The Luke and Pete Show. Rejoice! This time around the boys are ruminating on the a...
These Wooden Ideas
12 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another week of Luke and Pete Show episodes, starting the news that Pete has taken to doing some joinery around his new house, something th...
Supermarket Alumni
08 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys digest the recent news coverage of eating competitions on TV, as Luke decides which food would be his go-to binge-eating sna...
Brassy Steampunk Cows
05 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, while Luke’s been away spending time with some steampunk farm animals, Pete’s tells us about his recent DIY kitchen work. Elsew...
A Heavily Latexed Armadillo
01 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Luke wants to know which sexy beast Pete would morph into if he could. Meanwhile, Pete has some interesting thoughts on one poor man'...
What's Cooler Than A Million Dollars?
28 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, the boys discuss the do’s and don’ts of takeaway etiquette after Pete orders a large steak on Deliveroo.We also have news on wh...
Don't Bark If You Can't Bite
24 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, musical maestro Luke spins the decks for Pete as the boys take part in some musical quizzing, before we take flight towards the pot...
Microdosing MSG
21 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, Luke and Pete crack open some Tyskie cans, munch on posh crisps and discuss the benefits of microdosing MSG as we digest the latest...
It's Been...
17 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, Puff Puff Pete tells us about his casual visits to Doobsville, USA, before Luke shares news on a dating disaster involving one man ...
Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is
14 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, we’re recording in the fast lane as Pete shares breaking news of the world's most bizarre smuggling scandal to date. Elsewhere, L...
Delicious Nonsense
10 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Luke discovers news about a man who's been living alone on an island for decades and considers how he'd survive living solo. Elsewher...
A Birthday In The Bathroom
07 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys are back in the studio to celebrate the Luke and Pete Show's 4th birthday! While Luke brings the party to life with live kar...
The One Where Pete Goes Sleepwalking
03 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, Luke gives us some insight into the family he has access to and the fun and games behind the seafood shucking industry, before the ...
It's A F***ing Emergency
31 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, Luke and Pete are reunited as Pete updates us live from a deep, dark corner of Canterbury where he’s been enjoying some MSG-cover...
Only Fans And Horses
27 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, Pete is joined by Vish once more to discuss the art of life drawing and how to handle awkward parent situations, before we look tow...
The Honda Jazz Man
24 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, while Luke’s away for the week, Pete is joined by fellow Football Rambler and Honda Jazz driver, Vish! While Vish offers some muc...
Voltage Fraud
20 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, Luke takes us down memory lane for a disastrous story about a very awkward bucket of chicken, while Pete records from his man shell...
The Driving Test
17 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, Pete is fresh out of his driving test as we find out whether he passed, what went wrong, and why he’s been drunk-texting his inst...
Motorway Scooters and First-Person Shooters
13 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, Pete begins preparing for his long-awaited driving test, while Luke shares news about a potential inbound rocket heading for the st...
Belated Birthday Bobbleheads
10 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, Pete’s back for some belated birthday celebrations after spending a night in the zoo and Luke’s ready to throw a live party, be...
An Unexpected Goose and A Model Photoshoot
06 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, Luke is joined by Jim again and the boys are in for one hell of an emotional roller coaster! Jim shares news on the world’s most ...
Aliens, A&E and One Big Canal Catastrophe
03 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It’s another Jim Campbell special!On today’s show, Luke’s joined by none other than The Crappening star, Jim Campbell! While Pete’s busy celeb...
One Incredibly Smooth Man
29 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s episode, Luke introduces us to the most clean-shaven, manscaped man on Earth, meanwhile Pete’s got news on a huge gaming achievement fr...
Crutches, Coconuts and Cats on Ketamine
26 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, Luke and Pete discuss the injuries they accrued over the weekend, with potholes, ketamine and day-old pizza involved…it’s been ...
What Is That Smell?
22 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s episode, Luke shares fascinating news surrounding NASA’s new helicopter flying on Mars, while Pete is more interested in Tesla rear end...
Pub Punch-Ups and T-Rex D Cups
19 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, n00b-pwner Pete Donaldson shares all about his recent trip to the pub after spending the entirety of lockdown flirting with Tyskie ...
Turbulent Cartwheel Restrictions
15 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, Luke shares an update on his lockdown personal training plans, meanwhile Pete takes us on a turbulent trip through his recent fligh...
An Armadillo Role-Play
12 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, punk Pete Donaldson gets ready for his very first driving lesson in a Formula 1 car, before the boys discuss the joys of pubs reope...
A Satisfying Stolen Shoe Horn
08 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's episode, Pete dives into discussion about the most satisfying feelings in life, before Luke tells us what shoes to avoid wearing if you don...
You're Not The Boss Of Me Now
05 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, Pete tells us all about the homemade steaks and professional haircuts he’s been giving his dogs over the weekend. Meanwhile, Luke...
An Excess Of Dirty Cheese
01 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's episode, Luke and Pete give us the rundown on their new film idea, 'The Bitcoin Boys', after hearing that Cocaine Bear is coming to the big...
On fire and headed for a fatberg
29 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s episode, Luke and Pete are discussing their funeral wishes and mourning the loss of Maplin from the high street. It’s not all doom...
Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner
25 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, Pete describes an intense 50 mph visit to the supermarket with a co-driver he has access to, meanwhile Luke asks what the most enjo...
A Shopping Trolley Bounty Hunter
22 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, Pete introduces us to some shocking takeaway revelations while finishing off his Chinese for breakfast, before the boys discuss the...
A Whole Load Of Elephant Boobs
18 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, Pete’s talks us through installing cow udders into his car, meanwhile Luke explores some fishy business involving mysterious praw...
An Owl In Fluffy Trousers
15 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, Luke introduces his new moustache and tells us all about its important purpose, before Pete shares news about being mistaken for a ...
Pete's Private Potholes
11 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s episode, Pete explains his current Tyskie drought situation, before the boys discuss ‘the dank scale’ and some weekend pothole advent...
The Nonsense Corner Of The Internet
08 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, we hear all about Pete’s late-night fridge door antics, before the boys discuss what they’d do as Mayor of London for the day.....
The Posh Crisp Phenomenon
04 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, the boys discuss the highs and lows of the crisp industry before Pete takes us to his palace, more commonly known as the ‘garage’...
The Flaming Fireballs Alliance
01 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, Luke and Pete discuss plastic gloves, flaming fireballs and a stupendous amount of skittles before we take a trip down memory lane ...
A Glitching House Move
25 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, Pete soft-in-the-middle Donaldson tells us all about the glitches involved in moving house, before the boys begin a philosophical c...
Dodgy Hairstyles We Have Access To
22 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, Luke gives us the full rundown on Pete’s assorted lockdown haircuts, before we turn to space to discuss the latest NASA rover mak...
Chimpanzee Wars and Plastic Dinosaurs
18 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We're back! On today's episode, Pete talks us through his recent nautical-themed eBay purchases, before the boys discuss their questionable interior d...
Don't Feed Your Kids Batteries
15 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, Viking Luke and Musketeer Donaldson explore American vs British recipes and what not to feed your children. Also on this episode, L...
Pete's Famous Nipples
11 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We're back! On today's show, Luke explores the struggles of age-related back injuries, while Chef Pete introduces us to his top tips for getting busy ...
Front Door Gadget Scammers
08 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, the boys parachute into their own parish council meeting to discuss the latest on local door-to-door scamming, before Pete shares n...
Dreams, Dumps and Defragmentation
04 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, Luke shares some peculiar news on the evolution of Wombats and we head over to Twitter to hear which politician Pete’s been argui...
A Warm Cup Of Nature’s Cafetière
01 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, Pete prepares a cup of eggy coffee before the boys chat about their previous job experiences, involving dodgy jeans, industrial est...
Not Your Average Bedroom Decorator
28 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, the boys discuss their latest television binges, as Luke explores goblin castles and Pete tells us about TV’s biggest sore losers...
A Bath Full Of Aggressive Polish Beer
25 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s episode, Luke and Pete reminisce about some sexy dragon porn before Pete gives us a taste of his boozy bath-time habits. Elsewhere, ...
An Illegal Ham Sandwich
21 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s episode, the boys fire up their engines to discuss flying cars and drone motorbikes, before Pete shares some shocking news about a recent...
Born in Hartlepool, made in the Royal Navy
18 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, Pete tells us all about his days working in the zoo with animals in nappies, meanwhile Luke reveals who he's desperate to give a Chin...
Snail Survival Skills
14 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s episode, Luke and Pete take a walk on the wild side and discuss survival tactics: Luke fears facing crocodiles, while Pete worries about ...
Discos, Dads and Dirty Talk
11 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back! On today’s show, the boys get stuck into some important business as Pete ranks his favourite types of army troops, before we discuss t...
A Real Speed Demon
07 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s episode, we’re back on the road as Speed Demon Pete Donaldson chats about his recent long-distance scooter trip, while Luke shares his ...
Pete's Pickled Fitness Plan
04 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and Pete are back to kickstart the year! On today’s show, the boys explore some brand new healthy eating habits as we discuss the complex cuisi...
How to Behave in a Toilet Rave
31 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back and a Happy New Year's Eve! On today's show, the boys review 2020 before Pete tells us all about his new year's Samurai Sword ambitions. ...
The Flute and Pete Show
28 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and Pete are back with more wonderful Christmas nonsense! On today’s episode, Luke shares the news about a rather explicit Nativity scene, whil...
Deck the Halls and Brine Your Turkeys!
24 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Merry Christmas from your favourite pals! On today’s episode, the boys get ready for Christmas as Luke prepares his turkey in a carrier bag and Pete...
Two Wise Men
21 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and Pete are back and things are getting Christmassy! The boys discuss everything from Disney Princesses to fizzy lagers, plus important news abo...
Crunchy Foot Syndrome
17 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back with more responsible chat as we discuss flight attendants in nappies, passing wind on public transport, and where to stock up on al...
A thoughtful small amount of beef
14 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Pete took his driving test last week and he’s ready to grill Luke on some of the more ridiculous questions on the test. Also on this episode, Luke r...
An Over-whale-ming Discovery
10 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Thursday, which means Luke and Pete are back for some more nonsense! In today’s episode, Luke discovers the profitable benefits of fishing fo...
Parkour Gibbons Galore
07 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are forward-rolling into today’s episode of The Luke and Pete Show as Pete illustrates his podcasting parkour skills. Meanwhile, Luke takes...
Celery Sticks and Poo Bandits
03 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and Pete are back with more weird and wonderful conversation! On today's show, the boys discuss another bizarre discovery that washed up on an Au...
Alien Invasion or Avant Garde Installation?
30 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Luke’s back with turmeric stained fingers and he’s got something to say about Marc Haynes' impression of him on last week’s show. Meanwhile, Pet...
One noodle sandwich with no crusts, please
26 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Thursday, which means another dose of nonsense from The Luke and Pete Show! On today’s episode, Pete's joined by independent filmmaker, Youtu...
The Scream Database
23 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to The Luke and Pete Show! Luke's away for the day, so Pete's joined by comedy writer and Wrestle Me star, Marc Haynes! On this episode, ...
A faith-palm moment
19 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s episode, Luke and Pete talk all things holy after the Pope blessed a certain unexpected Instagram photo earlier on this week. Elsewhere, ...
Lock, Stock and...bags thrown out of the window?
16 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, the Chinese scooter is finally up and running as Pete’s figured out how to get it purring. Meanwhile, Luke’s discussing respons...
A Series of Unfortunate Pets
12 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back with more nonsense chat in one firequacker of a show! On today’s episode, Pete has difficulties with his new moped and future drea...
Pete's New 125cc Lawnmower
09 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s episode, DJ Pete and Pato Banton-turned-Luke Moore are here to start your week off right! Pete tells us all about nipple collectors befor...
An Octopus Revenge Plot
05 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Thursday again, which means the boys are back for another chat full of nonsense! Pete’s revving up to tell all about his recent CBT license a...
Woolly Mammoth Lollipops
02 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, Luke and Pete are parenting - or at least attempting to - as we chat all things birth-related, with rugby players delivering babies...
A Milky Affair
29 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s episode, Luke put on his NASA hat as he discusses the current asteroid over-probing pandemic. The boys then talk capital punishment and w...
Has a vet ever operated on you?
26 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s episode, we hear about Luke’s pumpkin exploits and we get stuck into some special boat service chat. We also hear what’s been describ...
Inhaling our own toxins!
22 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s episode, Luke rinses Pete for his truly shocking dietary habits. The boys discuss the focus on black pain in various provider’s Black H...
J-League Batteries
19 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s show, Pete endures public shaming for his more questionable online purchases, including a realistic latex mask of an old man that did not...
Chicken satire
15 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Doctor Donaldson and Professor Moore are here to enlighten you with more profound interrogations of the world around us. As Stan the t-rex skeleton is...
An uncomfortable collection of twigs
12 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and Pete are back with more weird and wonderful conversation! Pete explains how he ended up concealing sixty wrestling figures in a farmer's fiel...