The Luke and Pete Show
Episodes
Legalise the Planet of the Apes
02 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We’ve got a bonus bank holiday, baby! In amongst the revelry of a four-day weekend though, we spare a thought for The Pope. Like... how do you think...
Introducing... The Joe Marler Show - About Funeral Directors
01 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back to recommend another podcast we think you’ll love!Joe Marler may be an England rugby player, but his podcast is not just another rugby ...
The 9 things that make you a juggalo
30 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
What would Pete be like if he was a juggalo? That's the unexpected proposition Luke is considering on today’s show!We then discuss acceptable theatr...
#Lads behaviour
26 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Luke’s got an idea for a new TV show. And if we're being brutally honest... it’s not actually that bad.We then hear about some #lads behaviour as ...
The new succulent Chinese meal
23 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Pete has officially lost the plot. We are deeply, deeply sorry for the first 5 minutes of today’s show…Elsewhere, Luke tells us about his trip to ...
Introducing... Eureka! - Should we fear an alien invasion?
21 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Have you ever been annoyed that Pete won’t let us talk about alien invasions? Today, we're going to put that right!We think you'll love 'Eureka!', S...
Would you eat a steak off Pete’s belly?
19 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Just one of the many disturbing propositions Luke is faced with on today’s show. Furthermore, it’s a historic day in our quest to uncover new...
Banyan trees, forged art and the metaverse
16 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A photo has emerged where Luke and Pete look like Tony and A.J Soprano. The problem? We can’t decide which one is which.Elsewhere, we take an unexpe...
Wait, what is the Loch Ness Monster?
12 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Pete enters into a state of general meltdown on today’s show. Surprisingly, it’s only partly due to his upcoming endoscopy. We also read a fa...
Tell me lies, tell me sweet small town lies
09 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Pete’s turned into a film critic on today’s show, making an interesting case as to why Jackass should have won Best Picture at the Oscars. We...
Trailer: The Luke and Pete Show | New episodes every Monday & Thursday
09 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Join Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson for a hilarious unplanned half hour every Monday and Thursday! Here's a little taste. Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...
A "cheeky" trip to Norwich
05 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back and feeling silly after Pete tried to do a handbrake turn in the car park pre-show. Not sure why. We then learn the shocking ne...
More food mama, give us more food mama
02 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It’s bank holiday Monday, baby. Sweet beans! In related news, Luke and Pete both have shocking admissions in relation to their beans consumption...&...
Keep my Swedish indie club out of your god damn mouth
28 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Pete has been getting recommended indie clubs again - shock! However, this recommendation didn’t come from an expected source. The lads also di...
Hidden biker communities
25 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Today's the day! Pete finally talks about his trip to Wrestlemania, where he became obsessed with a wrestler called Mr Iguana, obviously.We then discu...
The long-necked beast
21 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the day of reckoning on the Luke and Pete Show as we finally get an update on whether Pete has bought a pub or not.From one seismic event to an...
Three kings bring fruits of the forest
18 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Easter’s over, which means we simply must check up on Pete and find out how his stomach coped with the festivities.Luke then revels in some more ani...
Do you know where Alaska is?
14 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The two “fashion gurus” we have access to are back! And they're tackling a major problem: how do you dress fashionably as a 40-year-old man?Elsewh...
The sweet (beans) spot of weddings
11 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Pete spent the weekend with his mother-in-law. Sounds wholesome, right? It actually involved stinging nettles, antihistamine gel, a football in a rive...
Wallet, keys… revolver
07 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
How many slaps do you think it takes to cook a chicken? The answer lies inside today’s show. We also learn the AMAZING reason why a man lived in an ...
Dogs on a plane
04 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On Thursday, we heard all about Pete’s trip to St. Lucia. It’s now Luke’s turn to update us on his holiday antics. He may not have had an encoun...
Busy young thrusting executives (B.Y.T.E)
31 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The two busy young thrusting executives you have access to have returned from their holidays. On today's show, we address the rumour that Pete went on...
WeTransfer conspiracy theorist
28 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
New week, same Pete Donaldson, who is back reading stuff out from Reddit. Today’s topics include - Elton John, Voldermort laughing in different lang...
Ducks vs peas
24 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We’ve neglected our duty on the Luke and Pete Show. It’s been a month since the Winter Olympics and we still haven’t spoken about the man with t...
Has Elon Musk got enough money?
21 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Pete went to the arcade at the weekend and it turns out he is very good at the coconut shy. He's now rich with arcade tickets – just a shame that he...
Pete Donaldson, “The Pub Landlord”
17 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Breaking news, Luke has officially been added to the neighbourhood Whatsapp group. A major development in local news that can only be topped by the fa...
Only Foods and Sauces
14 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Birthday Albert Einstein! We celebrate this special occasion by hearing about how Wayne Rooney was knocked out by fellow footballer Phil Bardsle...
Have you ever had anything lopped off?
10 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Small people are being verbally attacked by pro gamers and Pete is reeling. REELING. This begs the question: what would Pete be like if he was 6'3?We ...
My almost fingerless Friday
07 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Pete’s well-publicised tax issues have led to Luke coming up with a genius money-making scheme for the pair of them. Warning, it involves NFTs and s...
A Billy wristbreaker
03 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Is Luke a Giant Wotsit, a Wheat Crunchie, a Frazzle, or all of the above? The answer lies in today's show...Plus, more hand-hurting emails! We discuss...
The Skewer in the Hand: A New Forest based King Arthur
28 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Pete’s living in his own world and he’s making the rules, which makes for one scary society if we’re honest. We hear all about the rules in his ...
Shacket from the Crypt
24 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Luke is looking resplendent in a shacket on today’s show. That being said, he wasn’t looking so good when he waded through the mud to watch Rocket...
A panther attack in… Worcestershire
21 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and Pete are attempting to take on fashion today, although it ends up being more of a fashion disaster (we’ll let you decide if that’s a surp...
Like a PUBG pro, touched for the very first time
17 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and Pete have been busy in cyberspace since the last show as they finally managed to find time to play PUBG together. If only Pete still didn’t...
A knitted assailant
14 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Pete’s health problems are raging on worse than ever thanks to an attack from an old jumper. However, Luke helpfully has a suggestion which might im...
The first rule of Chinese Fight Club
10 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to Thursday’s Luke and Pete Show. Today's big news is that Fight Club has a new ending in China! More predictably, Pete's still not watched ...
Donald Trump deepfakes
07 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It’s going to be a hot boy summer for Pete Donaldson because indie sleaze is back! Donald Trump is also back with his weird word pronunciations – ...
The reincarnation of Diggory Donaldson
03 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a transformational show for Pete today. He opens it with a major announcement about a seismic change he has made to his life. What's more, we t...
Why am I drinking Tyskie in a nice restaurant?
31 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Here at The Luke and Pete Show people look to us as the leading spokespeople in podcasting on social etiquette. Today we confront our biggest challeng...
Man! I Feel Like an Unknown Euphemism!
27 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back! We start today’s show in the most obvious place: Shania Twain’s Wikipedia. We then take a deep dive into a series of film and TV rev...
Why do these kids look like ostriches?
24 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Monday, on today’s show Pete is very upset after hearing Logan Paul has been having issues with his rare Pokémon cards. Before we know it we...
You’re twisting my UFO man
20 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Here we go, it's the day you have all been waiting for: today we finally announce the results of our big battery poll and reveal whether “Aerolatte”...
Non-fartible token (NFTs special)
17 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we start our NFTs special in the most logical place: Pete’s dad’s local pub. Once that is covered, we get back on track (slightly) by h...
Bugs not hugs
13 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Pete has been doing some “work” research by checking out Spotify's back catalogue of erotic podcasts. He reportedly hasn’t managed to find a Her...
Forest Defenestration
10 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a new week and Luke has arrived with a story about how he chucked his Christmas tree out of the window. However, that has nothing on Pete’s c...
The breastfeeding cat
06 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Thursday on the Luke and Pete Show and we’re here to bring you a story about a woman breastfeeding a cat. What else did you expect? We t...
A romp of biting otters
03 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the future. It’s 2022, and Pete is teaching Luke about those ultramodern NFTs. The outcome? They’re all shit. One thing that isn’...
Reproducing salmon
30 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Arm-shelving still exists in 2021 and Pete won’t stand for it! We are hurtling towards a new, hopefully arm-shelf free, year and the lads are back f...
Christmas Special Part 2: Pete's naughty little secret
27 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back! What day of the week is it? We don’t know, but what we do know is that we are here for part 2 of our Christmas special. We’re discus...
Christmas Special Part 1: A lovely old Christmas fight
23 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It was the show before Christmas, and Luke and Pete are here with the first part of the LAPS Christmas special. On the show, the lads discuss what the...
An acquired taste of a human being
20 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This is the Luke and Pete Show, your one-stop shop for all of the latest Sex and the City news, apparently. Once Pete has updated us on the latest gos...
Why is there a bull in a striped shirt?
16 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Today, Luke and Pete finally manage to stay on topic for long enough to talk about Luke’s trip to Devon, where he played the fruit machine in the ar...
Monster trucks are back, baby!
13 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
What do Pete and Marcus Rashford have in common? They work hard for the kids. Unfortunately, those kids have been deprived of monster trucks for far t...
Outlaw mod hairdresser
09 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to today's modcast! The thought of Pete Donaldson driving over two hours to Norwich to go to an Indie night was too much for Luke on today’s...
Terrible steak, excellent sprouts
06 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tis’ the season for Brussels sprouts! Luke and Pete have started attending those dreaded Christmas parties which, if we’re honest, are situations ...
Anti-vaxxers, horse meat and Christmas adverts
02 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Please, take a moment to be present, it’s Thursday and the Christmas party season has officially started. Luke and Pete are discussing anti-vaxxers,...
Cans
29 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Monday, so grab a can and come listen to the Luke and Pete Show! We’ll be having all the usual tipsy chat, from “Dr” Gillian McKeith chec...
Money Talks, in association with Klarna
26 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s bonus episode, Luke and Pete are playing Klarna’s brand new game, Money Talks, which is designed to get people talking more openly abou...
I’m here to pick up a wand
25 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Pete is still spending most of his spare time on Facebook Marketplace - but he isn't selling a magic wand, much to the disappointment of a five-year-o...
The sweetest beans
22 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the Luke and Pete Show Beans Special. We’re talking sweet beans, baked beans, useless butter beans - not the boxer, although he also gets...
Ian Brown’s nunchucks
18 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Pete has only brought two subjects that he wants to discuss on today’s show: Ian Brown’s nunchucks and a lead singer who took a very interesting c...
Did you know Lionel Blair was born in Canada?
15 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Monday, and it was an eventful weekend. Pete stepped out of his comfort zone and attended a 90s weekender at Butlin's in Bognor, while Luke sta...
Pete bought a second reel-to-reel player
11 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Heartbreak on today’s Luke and Pete Show; apparently the traditional full English breakfast is a dying art. We mourn that and also hear how Pete bou...
Marvel Studios: The Dregs
08 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Luke went to see the new Marvel movie this weekend, even though no one warned him to avoid any outdoor activity first - the big sleepy bear. To be fai...
Chasing dads
04 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Thursday, it’s The Luke and Pete show and we have more stories about being chased by dads thanks to an email from listener Carl. However, bef...
The Shoreditch of Lithuania
01 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Pinch punch! It’s the 1st of November and spooky season has been and gone. Today we chat about Halloween, and more importantly, how Pete didn’t in...
Mormon karate master
28 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Thursday, everyone - we're back! Luke and Pete are talking dads, Mormons and karate masters. Or, in one extraordinary case, a dad Mormon karate...
I don’t respect my George Foreman Grill
25 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Back for another week! Today on The Luke and Pete Show, we discuss which household appliances we respect the most. Spoiler alert - Luke's George Forem...
Crocodile Heads in Norfolk
21 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Why don't billionaires do a remake of the Titanic? Why is a man going to Norfolk to buy dead crocodile heads? How are space probes fuelled? Why has a ...
New Rave Roller Coasters
18 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Monday! Welcome back to another half an hour with The Luke and The Pete. This time around we talk James Bond, which naturally leads into a chat ...
Fiddling with your own shed
14 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We come to you this Thursday with bad news. Pete's shed has stopped working! All the electrics have packed in and our eponymous hero is left wondering...
Bernard Matthews is a turkey man, first and foremost
11 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome along to a new week of LAPS, as the cool kids are calling it now. Luke and Pete, resplendent in their shackets, join each other to talk about ...
Who's going to tell Busta Rhymes?
07 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Thursday! It's time for some more tales from the broadcasting front line, courtesy of our eponymous heroes. On this episode, we first take in wh...
Selling your skin
04 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to a new week of LAPS! It's lovely to have you along. Pete's back from his holidays with the partner he has access to, but he missed the dogs ...
Mind that horse
30 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Just how much time did Pete spend on that Jack Bauer chat forum back in the day? The guys attempt to get to grips with it and find out just how deep t...
Paranormal activity in the shed
27 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Has Pete bought a set of walkie talkies to use down the shed so he doesn't need to spend quite as much time in the house? Yes, yes he has. And that ca...
Volcano Pete
23 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Pete is off to the Canary Islands just in time to see a volcano erupt everywhere. Bloody typical. Will he come back covered in molten hot magma? Stay ...
This is your brain on Karate Kid III
19 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to another episode of The Luke and Pete Show! On today's instalment, Luke watches a classic film with his Grandad, while Pete spends yet ...
You bloody fool
16 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to another episode of The Luke and Pete Show! Today we attempt to answer a number of questions on subjects as diverse as talking ducks, i...
The least trusted haircut
13 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The chaps are back with another round of nonsense, but they start with the big one - what is the least trusted haircut? As well as that, Pete discover...
A cycle trip from hell
09 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's Thursday, so that must mean it's time for another edition of The Luke and Pete Show! We start today's episode by trying to work out where&nb...
It's not always Dad
06 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to another week in the company of Luke and Pete! We hope you had a lovely weekend. This time around, the LAPS chaps discuss moviemaking, ...
Bonus episode: Knowing what to expect
04 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to a special episode of The Luke and Pete Show, brought to you in paid partnership with Capital One!Today, we're talking about times where you...
Strip your bed, you disgusting human
02 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's the great debate of our time: what process do you go through when you check out of a hotel? Luke and Pete clash on the correct way to leave your ...
Velvety soft
30 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another week in paradise! Your hosts, as ever, are Luke and Pete. Your subjects this time around are, in no particular order, animals that ...
Scrotum FM
26 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Thursday everyone! The weekend is nearly upon us, and what better way to celebrate than with half an hour of chat from your two favourite reprob...
Linda Lusardi is a Worthy Foe
23 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to another week of Luke and Pete nonsense! You're very welcome. Today, the boys start with chat about Pete's dad's specialist VHS tapes b...
20 Years Ago, That's a South Park Episode
19 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Alright, listen up. Today's Luke and Pete Show contains prosperity gospel preachers, the moustached pillow guy that loves Donald Trump, heavy met...
You Ain't No Skunk, You Skunk
16 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to another week of LAPS episodes, guys! Luke is back after some time away and he's telling stories about little critters making big smell...
Mouse nightclub
12 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Pete is joined by backroom Stak legend Charlie 'he'll bite anyone's finger if the price is right' Morgan for a chat about life, love and battery brand...
Forbidden inky fruit
09 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Pete's joined by Abroad In Japan's Chris Broad for one episode only (well, two if you count the last time he was on) and they talk all things plague c...
Would you stay in a chicken-based hotel?
05 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We bloody would!In this show, Pete and Marc and Chris forget to talk about batteries, and instead shamelessly hawk tickets to the very best Stak.londo...
Big in Japan
02 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Guest star Vithushan Ehantharajah from the Football Ramble kindly joins an ailing Pete for a bit of Luke and Pete show fun.... LIVE FROM JAPAN!We talk...
Shaving Yourself To Death
29 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's all-new episode of the Luke and Pete Show, it's time for some overdue Olympics chat. What event would Pete partake in if he had to give him...
Sunburnt Nostrils
26 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Hello and a very warm welcome to another episode of the Luke and Pete Show! Today, Pete is back from a trip to the races and a visit to the beautiful ...
Paint 'Em, But Don't Play With 'Em
22 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Thursday, PALS! Today's episode is all about chatting to people in shops, working out the best way to escape mosquito bites, listening to a man ...
Meet The Neighbours
19 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Hello and a very warm welcome to your all-new episode, LAPS fans! This time around, Pete tells Luke about his established position in the social hiera...
Medieval Blacksmiths Of The World Unite!
14 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Thursday's here! And that can only mean one thing, a new episode of The Luke and Pete Show. Rejoice! This time around the boys are ruminating on the a...
These Wooden Ideas
12 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another week of Luke and Pete Show episodes, starting the news that Pete has taken to doing some joinery around his new house, something th...
Supermarket Alumni
08 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's show, the boys digest the recent news coverage of eating competitions on TV, as Luke decides which food would be his go-to binge-eating sna...