The Male Gayz Podcast
Episodes
Uncut Gems
24 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Chris just arrived to Melbourne and got straight on the pod mic! We cover all the greatest topics: the famous kids toys we don't know the name of, the...
The Gay Manosphere
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Big events this week with Manosphere and Oscars hitting in the headlines, but all we want to discuss is how the English Chanel works?!Join the Gay Man...
Deathly Bat Disease
11 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
We are speaking from our truth this episode, Chris was tired in Adelaide but it actually brought out an amazing podcast with genuinely insightful take...
Respectful Important Emojis
04 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The temperature is exactly the same in the UK and NZ which is means the seasons are being exchanged And the boys are syncing up! We learn about the Br...
Google Search Gay Prime Minister Shirtless
26 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The boys try and work out what a baddie is and whether it is good to be one in a world where actual baddies are getting away with the worst crimes. We...
The Cheese Kinsey Scale
19 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Is your foot really the length of you forearm? How gay is ice skating, really? Do other countries have "kiwi hot"? These questions and more in one of ...
Name One Bad Lesbian
12 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Chris loves Lesbians thanks to Laneway, Eli goes Greek with the fact of the gay, and Bad Bunny has only gone and delivered a perfect Superbowl perform...
The Worlds Hypothetical
04 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
All is right in the world Chris is morning Eli is night. We’re hot on the heels of the grammy awards and the Epstein files. It’s this to al whipla...
Chicken Overload
29 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hamnet, Marty Supreme, Hells Pizza topping names - we cover it all in another gorgeous episode where Chris's whiskey energy and Eli's coffee energy co...
I Huffer Logo The Male Gayz
21 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Flip it around because Chris is in the evening and Eli is in the morning. We are learning about gay pools in Fact of the Gay. We are celebrating brill...
0800 MALE GAYS
14 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Eli is fresh out of an illness and Chris is fresh out of a pool! With our thought on the big acting awards, the Heater Rivalry boys and Chris’s new ...
Our Jacinda Year
07 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It’s our 10th year of this podcast and we hate that! And despite not wanting to set resolutions, we have set our most ambitious ones yet. Eli is in ...
Is Heated Rivalry: Gay or Horny?
16 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Chris is getting shelves put in so the podcast is a nightmare. But we are back, and there is one thing on our minds. The butts on heated rivalry. But ...
The SLiRCLE at the Podcast
03 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Chris is back from Sydney with a belly full of hot icecream. Eli is on a mission for community and Winter is coming. And our partners are both making ...
That Little Blue Dot
25 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Technical Note: Apologies - this episode is coming out about week after it was recorded!A thrilling behind-the-scenes look at Chris’s upcoming, four...
SEPHORA EXPOSÉ
13 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Male Gayz finally have a legal case on our hands as Eli takes down the bad guys over at Sephora over a dodgy sunscreen. Of equal importance person...
A Retelling of the End of The World
06 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
WW3 is on our door step and Chris has started a puzzle and Eli is watching strictly ballroom. There’s also a gorgeous Halloween recap, and some regr...
Two Fun Guys
30 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Don’t worry guys, it’s not all gross stuff, we are also getting into Lily Allen, surviving apocalypses and gay Prime Ministers… all building to ...
Must Watch Viewing
23 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You couldn’t asked for worse internet this episode, but whose fault it is, will remain unknown. We recap Celeb Traitors, Review Netflix’ Boots and...
Hocus Pocus 2 Release Party
17 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Someone has some freshly highlighted hair and it’s causing someone else to think about their gay hairdresser at Rodney Wayne - Jake! If you are out ...
Walk In The Shoes Someone Wears as A Hat on Their Head
08 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Whatever the opposite of a Swiftie is I guess that’s us. Your go to boys for fashion advice and forgetting about your ex, are back together, mainly ...
The Conversation No One Wants to Have
01 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sit down and put your overpriced eye masks on, the boys are back, and this week we have the conversation no one is brave enough to have. Why are we no...
Can Host Can Torrent
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Eli’s back from recreating all his Favourite scenes from Game of Thrones in Dubrovnik and Chris has just been sitting on the couch watching reality ...
Manic Pixie Green Girl
12 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We are celebrating queens of the theatre, talking gay male beauty standards in our fact of the gay and really trying to nail down exactly what a manic...
Wash Your Ass and Wash Your Rice
03 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The internet is bad but the connection between the boys is stronger than ever. We catch up on the week of gay news including not believing swifties, g...
Can you hear the drums Fernando?
24 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Gayz are back in the same time zone and having the time of their life! Chris is about to head to see Evita but he’s still recovering from Oliver...
We Love Coldplay
09 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s midnight in the Edinburgh and Eli is racing off the cobbled streets to fill us in on the grossest stories he’s got. Chris is ready to embrace...
The Gary Oldman Effect
02 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Oh Boy (As in Servant) it’s our first global episode of The Male Gayz, Eli has landed in Edinburgh, Chris has just wiped the sleep from his eyes, an...
Queer Justice League
16 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's Eli's last podcast in New Zealand, maybe forever, depending on if his flight lands. We get into advice for uncles, gay superheroes and Chris lets...
The Glitch
09 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A podcast told in two parts…and you would have never found of if Chris didn’t tell you. Eli is in an incredible mood this podcast and it inspires ...
Two Virgins
03 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
These two virgins have listened to the Lorde album and they are ready to talk about it! We learn the most profitable LGBT films of all time are basica...
DVD Three Pack
28 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This ep is proudly partnered with 1% Collective; join them here; opc.nz/TMGChris is fresh from the dog park and ready to praise his good girl. Eli is ...
True Pride Podcast
18 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Eli has officially moved out of his home and is in with this in laws. Chris has been half listening to the mushroom case podcast. This state of mind h...
More Statues of Men!
11 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This ep is proudly partnered with One Percent Collective; join them here; opc.nz/TMGIt’s a big week, and it’s only Monday when we recorded this, c...
I Wanna Grow Old With You
05 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From jumping out of cars while you are at the lights to dying surrounded by gays - we cover it all this week. We are getting high on the fumes of vira...
Margot’s House
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We are back in the studio and we forgot to press record on the cameras! Sorry! Chris has the beautiful dog that’s ruining his life with him and Eli ...
No Guests After 10
22 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We are back in the same physical space as each other and despite the vibe, we are determined to keep things positive. Chris is finally sharing on the ...
Gayz-Vegas
16 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is proudly supported by ReWired.org.nz - a non-judgemental support group for people who want to bring their Party 'n' Play into focus.It’...
Age Gap Love
05 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is proudly supported by ReWired.org.nz - a non-judgemental support group for people who want to bring their Party 'n' Play into focus.The...
Get James Corden in Space!
25 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is proudly supported by ReWired.org.nz - a non-judgemental support group for people who want to bring their Party 'n' Play into focus.Chr...
Talking Sheet
18 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
With the last shreds of their remaining energy Chris and Eli do what they do best: recap Coachella without having actually seen it. And if you haven’...
Live in front of Guy Montgomery
06 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's week one of the Melbourne Comedy Festival, and we are recording a day late and without a camera. We are so sorry. But it's a miracle the podcast ...
Celebrity Gay Island
26 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are Melbourne bound - BUY TICKETS NOW - and trying to sort their lives out before they leave. We get into the amazing TV we are living throug...
C*cks*cker Tears
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are frantic in one of their last spare days before they start touring, and they are learning about the c*ck-sucking tears of famous country q...
Alakazam!
11 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back in the studio and the vibes are immaculate. A 10/10 podcast reviewing a 7.5/10 Gaga album and announcing the cast for a 1000000/10 p...
Bugger Me
05 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We are trans-Tasman again, but this time we’ve flipped it and reversed it. Thanks to Disney+ and clips on line we’ve watched most of the Oscar’s...
TRANS TASMAN QUEER C**TS
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We are podcasting like its 2020 and by that obviously over the internet, because Eli is in Sydney and Chris is home. It's a big ole episode discussing...
Quiet in the Library
19 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Time to unpack a harrowing weekend for queers and celebrate the legends who have made this pride so special despite all the f-wits. We ask the big que...
Dads With Daughters
11 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From seeing crazy bumper stickers to losing our minds at Laneway - it’s been a busy week. We recap the transcendent experience that was Charli’s h...
LGBTQIA+ Finally RANKED
06 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded minutes after the Grammys finished, we are bringing you the hottest takes we can, given that we live in New Zealand and can’t actually watc...
Knits for Pride
31 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We are launching head first into some of the biggest issues facing us today, like is it okay to run shirtless? Should we use AI to fix our accents? Wh...
DID THE BEATLES SUCK DICK?
22 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Chris and Eli take their official stance on the NZ FOOD AWARDS and that is they are a hoax! We also tally up how many dicks we think the Bea...
The Real Sea-Lice of Auckland
15 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
An amazing, perfect episode with fifteen minutes of terrible audio thanks to our SD Card being a flop. The boys are ready to make this podcast as slic...
Twenty-twenty-live!
09 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s our first episode recorded this year and we stand with Greenland! Eli’s is feeding a friend’s cat, Chris is ready to get cancelled and both...
2025 The Best Year We Will Ever Experience
02 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We bringing a fresh and energetic energy to a podcast that definitely wasn’t recorded in advance in 2024. We talk through Eli’s ins and out, and t...
A Simple Christmas Wish
24 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Merry Christmas, we’ve ditched our life partners and families to bring you this specific Christmas episode of The Male Gayz. Truly iconic for us to ...
Gelato Should Be Flat
18 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Merry Chrimbo everyone! An absolutely amazeballs episode to end the year. An exquisite fact of the gay from the land of Oz. A divine discussion of Pon...
Male Gayz WRAPPED
11 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Eli’s birthday and he’s assessing his big Year of the Dragon year. There’s cupcakes, a fact of the gay from Grindr itself and the Queen o...
Auckland knows how to party!
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
we had the wildest night you can have in downtown Auckland on a Monday at the gorgeous hour-and-a-bit Troye Sivan concert. We are getting ready for Ch...
A Girl Who Brings Her Gun To Church
27 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are struggling under the immense weight of Wicked content - it is inescapable! Eli has lost his voice and Chris’s play is a runaway success. An u...
Breaking News From Oz
20 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys went to Wicked, the stars were out in the crowd and onscreen and our glowing reviews are just the start of the journey through Oz we go on wi...
The Rise and Fall of Straight Men
13 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We finally opened Schrödinger’s cat box and are very bummed out by the result. We recorded this episode at 8am due to Chris’s theatre schedule, s...
Weddings Can Be Fantastic!
06 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Moo Deng has picked Trump, but we don’t know who wins - even though there may well be a winner when this is released! Plus Eli ran a half-marathon, ...
You Might Not Dance Tomorrow
31 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week we record hot off the back of one of the biggest nights in Male Gayz history. Both gays went out to da cluuurb. We recap that night, with vi...
Bitches Christmas
23 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are finally back in the studio and ready to delve into all the pop culture we’ve missed, covering all the important topics like Olivia Rodrigo, T...
The Noise (Live from Christchurch)
16 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are back in our home town and surrounded by an adoring audience of people mostly have not listened to the podcast. A round of Show and Tell had us ...
Celebrating Dan Carter’s New Scent (Live in Auckland)
09 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Chris’s birthday and we are celebrating by making him work (yes podcasts are a job) in a live show from the beautiful Basement Theatre. Eli h...
The Joker is Me
03 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Chorus Line members will know, this episode is recorded on Chris’s couch, and the proof is in the pudding. Eli is at his breaking point and has...
We Need an Openly Lesbian Whale Icon
25 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Chris is so late to this week's episode and it randomly inspires a very real and deeply thoughtful chat about pop stars. Phrases like “likeability i...
Platypus Surprise
18 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week the boys are back to remote recording because of their high flying life style. Chris’s ears are ringing, Eli has an infected toenail, the ...
Improv is an Illness with Abby Howells
05 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s our first guest in approximately a million years! Taskmaster icon and Billy T winner Abby Howells joins us for a deep dive into am-dram theatre...
Me and the Boyfriends Played a Great Game
30 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Chris is back from Queenstown and ready to lay into some farmers he met, and Eli is so high on Sudafed he almost gives David Seymour queen of the week...
The Best Podcast of the Year
23 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Wanna hear us pop off? We are both furious for different reasons. These Gayz have had it and they are ready to throw a drink in your face. Eli has a n...
Shot By a Raygun
13 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We have to get into Queen of the Week right away because a true QUEEN was born at the Paris Olympics... but will she win the title or will it once aga...
The Ryan Reynolds Effect
06 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Chris and Eli coin a new phenomenon- The Ryan Reynolds’s effect (when one has no gay friends) Eli has an earth shattering revelation about sweet Tha...
You’re Being Weird
31 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s our official Paris 2024 episode where we mainly talk about the opening ceremony but also a bit about the sports! Plus we tell deep, dark secret...
Home Décor ft Wall
23 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week we do a deep-dive on our rooms, the phenomenon of feature walls and Chris’ early works as a visual artist. Our Fact of the Gay is all abou...
This is SATIRE
16 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A deep dive on Katy Perry and a shallow dive on the assassination. Chris has been going to the big boy Les Mills and we have both been meeting mo...
Two Gentlemen of Queerona
10 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Serving up a healthy bowl of podcast salad. Back on Chris's couch, which is better for vibes, but generally worse for growing the podcast. We have the...
Act Your Age Not Your European Shoe Size
03 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
If you are a fan of Joe Biden or Friands maybe skip this episode cause we have harsh words for both! Plus a thrilling Fact of The Gay about Tortoises ...
Single Girls Rub Club
24 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Eli’s joined a gay tennis league and Chris has imagined a new life in Christchurch! Plus what do we think about the Charli and Lorde collab (spoiler...
There's an air of F@**gotry in This Pod
16 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In classic Male Gayz style we bookend this week's podcast on a Taylor Swift and Dyson Vacuum Cleaners. Eli informs us all about a real life gay a...
Well Well Wellness
09 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Chris bought some mushroom supplements and Eli saw the Opera so you could say we are living our better lives. This episode is like 80% about supermark...
Remember Journaling
21 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A beautiful morning podcast from the boys has opened up a plethora of conversation topics including but not limited to, if you were standard in t...
Mangina Is My Clown
06 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hot off the back of Eli finally watching Challengers, the male gay are return with our most salacious episode yet. Gossiping about gossip, and do...
Douche like an Egyptian
01 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're back on home turf with breaking news, there is a sequel to Priscilla! Beyond that, Taylor Swift is still a billionaire, Chappell Roan is still t...
GO TOXIC GO FUXIT
14 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Male Gays have seeked safety from the Destiny Church members who want them dead and are in Melbourne! We are actually here for the ...
Never Caught An Uber
09 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Chris reviews P!nk and Eli reviews the worst photo ever taken of him at Round the Bays. And the Fact of The Gay is all about a film that only doctors ...
The Male Gayz Live
26 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We said we weren’t dropping the visuals, and that’s still true. But we will go live. We chat about how gay Auckland really is (turns out, quite a ...
Missing Without A Trace
06 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This may be the very last record of the Male Gayz before they mysteriously went missing without a trace. JK we will never leave you, but we do ki...
Straight Eye for the Gay Guy
31 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
More car troubles for the male gayz this week, but we think we might have just the solution. We talk about the man NO ONE is talking about Justin Timb...
Straight Kings
23 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Is 2024 the year of the Straight King? Who's to say. These two male gayz think us gays have to step it up. It's the first podcast of 2024 and we ...
Tiddler on the Roof
16 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Chris is tired, Eli is obsessed with Barkers and it's not the Barkers you think. This week we reveal who has the 'sugar tooth' out of Chris and E...
30, Flirty and Floating
03 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Baby don't rain on our parades, because according to this week's podcast, we're totally obsessed with the things. We think we also solved al...
Honey I'm Homo
21 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Step aside Rachel Ray, take a hike Martha Stewart, The Male Gayz are getting into the home and lifestyle game. Chris's new bed arrived and it rea...
F'n Books
11 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Weirdly this week we're on a big book buzz. Talking about all things books, like Chris's community book stand in his apartment, Eli reading ...
Hallof*ckingween
01 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Boo! We got you, you almost thought we let the podcast die but we're back from our graves (busy weeks) to inform you that Dracula's author maybe might...
Rise and Shine
23 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Don't talk to me until I've had my morning episode of The Male Gayz. It's 8am on our end and we've already figured out the perfect way to respond to s...
How Dare You!
13 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
How dare we release another episode only one week after the last one dropped. We've got the inside scoop on what our nations politicians answered...
Do You Know Who Troye Sivan Is?
06 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We've been patiently waiting for you to finish all those little jobs around the house you've been meaning to do before we got back to distracting you ...