Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
The House stays adjourned until 2.30pm on Monday, April 13th, 2026.
Chapter 2: Why has Congress been adjourned for over two weeks?
So Congress has stood adjourned now for over two weeks, not in session while the United States has engaged in this horrific and disastrous war in Iran, the failed negotiations in Islamabad. And now we're seeing what MAGA Mike Johnson has actually been doing over the past two weeks.
Chapter 3: What has MAGA Mike Johnson been doing during this Congress shutdown?
And folks, it is sick. some video footage that the Midas Touch Network was able to obtain emerged. It's MAGA Mike Johnson speaking in Virginia as MAGA Republicans are trying to prevent people from voting in favor of the new maps, the new congressional districts that were put in place in Virginia.
Chapter 4: How is MAGA Mike Johnson addressing gerrymandering in Virginia?
There's a referendum that the people have to vote on in response to Donald Trump starting in Texas, but all the gerrymandering that Donald Trump did, Democrats fought back. And so what MAGA Mike Johnson is using these two weeks for, we see it right here, he's in Virginia.
with the former Virginia governor, Youngkin, and MAGA Mike Johnson's out there telling people, you know, you gotta vote against this gerrymandering.
Chapter 5: What tactics is MAGA Mike using to rally support for the midterms?
How dare the Democrats gerrymander? This is not what our Constitution was based on. And so the reason that MAGA Mike Johnson has shut down Congress now for two weeks is to engage in cheap stunts like this. And then MAGA Mike Johnson, I mean, is fairly pathetic.
Chapter 6: What criticisms does MAGA Mike Johnson face regarding his actions?
I'll show you the video. He's like, please, please, we need a win in the midterms because the Democrats, they're going to impeach Donald Trump and they're going to investigate Donald Trump and they're going to do all of these woke things and something about women, men, sports, woke this, woke that.
He's like, by the way, in front of a crowd of like 12 people showed up to watch him, the former governor, and to watch like the entire Virginia congressional delegation watch like nobody is there i want you to watch as mega mike here you know start saying they're going to impeach donald trump if you don't help us this is so utterly pathetic let's play this clip right here
They would do exactly the opposite if they took the majority back in the House. Heaven forbid, you know that they would impeach the president in the first week of the new Congress in January.
Chapter 7: How do MAGA Republicans perceive the current political landscape?
But it would get far worse than that because they would roll the markets. They would turn all the committees of Congress into investigative bodies. They would go into lawfare again. All the crazy agenda stuff that they tried to hoist upon the country and that the country rejected in 2024, they would bring it right back. And they would impeach the president, reopen the borders.
They would return men to women's locker rooms and girls sports, trans surgeries for everybody, as the president says, right? Without credit consent. All of the crazy stuff that the American people rejected, they want to bring it back. More from MAGA Mike Johnson as he starts talking about how unfair it is that Democrats are now gerrymandering Virginia.
And this is so unfair, MAGA Mike says, because the Republican majority in the House of Representatives is so slim. And how could the Democrats or the gerrymandering party? Hey, MAGA Mike.
Chapter 8: What are the implications of the MAGA agenda for Congress?
The Democrats were the ones who put forward a law. Remember those things called laws, right? They put forward a bill that they wanted to turn into a law that MAGA Republicans were against to ban political gerrymandering, period, full stop. You all voted against that. And then your plan with Trump was to gerrymander Texas to pick up five seats.
And then starting with Democratic Governor Gavin Newsom in California, Democrats fought back. And now they're fighting back in Virginia. And now you're whining in front of this crowd of like 12 people. Here, play this clip right here. We have one of the smallest margins in U.S. history. Right now, we had a special election last Tuesday. So I have an embarrassment of riches, guys.
We have a two-vote margin right now. We were down to one, okay? We have got to get every single one of these patriots on this state reelected in November. And I know you're committed to help us get that done. But that's why the eyes of America were upon your state right now. And I'm telling you what you already know, the obvious thing.
The eyes of America are upon you because you have the power in your hands. This is a very serious deal. You have the power to say no to this totally scandalous, unlawful, unconstitutional, Democrat gerrymandering scheme that they're trying to push upon this state. You get to say no. And then MAGA Mike is like, they're all Marxists. The Democrats are a bunch of Marxists. Play this clip.
You also have the power to say no to Abigail Spanberger's charade. Okay, can I call it something charitable, Governor? She talks like a moderate, and she governs like a Marxist. I mean, this is serious stuff. And you have the power to say no to this insurgent left Democrat party that is trying to take over the U.S. Congress. How many of you know this is not your father's Democrat party?
They're open Marxists. They believe in everything that is the opposite of what made America the greatest nation in the history of the world. You have another very important power. You have the power to protect fair maps in Virginia and to protect, truly, the entire House Republican majority in the Congress. That's in your hands right now. This is big stuff.
And then as Donald Trump is posting AI images of himself as Jesus and Donald Trump posting like fake information that he saved Ed McMahon's home in 2008, which is like a totally fake and made up story, or Donald Trump talking about blockading all of the Persian Gulf, Maga Mike has the audacity to say, and these Democrats, they're crazy, man. They're a bunch of crazy people.
I mean, like, the level of sociopath derangement of these MAGAs. They're like, the Democrats are the crazy ones. Y'all are literally a bunch of nutcases. Like, legitimately, the craziest human beings around right now is, like, all of you MAGA weirdos. But go ahead. Play this clip of MAGA, Mike. This is not a contract with America election cycle. You guys did that.
You signed the contract with America in 2024. You were fulfilling those promises. Those promises made, promises kept. He said, Mike, this isn't a contract with America election. This is a contrast for America. It is a contrast between Republicans' return to common sense and the Democrats' radical, woke agenda. To put it bluntly, it's a contrast between common sense and crazy, okay? Crazy.
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