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Chapter 1: What incident occurred involving the Latin Patriarch in Jerusalem?
An international incident breaks out when the top bishop in Jerusalem is barred from the Church of the Holy Sepulchre to kick off Holy Week. Then Jimmy Kimmel attacks President Trump by mocking blue collar workers. It's a bold strategy for the Democrats. We'll see how it plays out. And finally, oh boy, this one, this is a tasty one.
You know, you have become accustomed over many years to how much I hate to say I told you so. The vice president has acknowledged that UFOs are most likely demons.
Chapter 2: How did Jimmy Kimmel mock President Trump and blue-collar workers?
So, you know. We'll get to it. Happy Holy Week. I'm Michael Knowles. This is The Michael Knowles Show. Welcome back to the show. An amazing no kings protest this past weekend. You have Tim Walls, the old knucklehead from Minnesota, promising never to leave the side of the Somalis, the criminals who have defrauded the Minnesota taxpayer.
You have Maisie Hirono, the senator from Hawaii, admitting accidentally that Trump is not a king. We'll get to all of it. But first, I want to tell you about Kexi Cookies. Go to keksi.com, K-E-K-S-I.com, use code Knowles. Folks, I am so happy to announce that we have a new partner on this show. This was heavy. Do you know why this was heavy?
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Chapter 3: What are JD Vance's views on UFOs and their connection to demons?
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That is a great way to welcome them to the show and treat yourself to something better. Right off the top, because I just can't resist, I can't delay it any further. The vice president just appeared on Benny Johnson's show. Benny hit him with the real questions. I mean that. Some people are making fun of this question from Benny. I love this question.
They say, why don't you talk about taxes or Iran or whatever? Yeah, it's a long interview. He talks about a lot of stuff. But this is the one I want to hear about. Benny Johnson asks the vice president of the United States, who I will remind you is extremely intelligent. extremely well-educated, extremely normal guy, one of the most powerful men in the country, heartbeat away from the presidency.
He asks him about the true nature of UFOs. Matt Walsh and I both just clenching our fists, gritting our teeth, waiting for the answer. Who's going to be right? Is it going to be Walsh who says that there is such a thing as ET, little weird green aliens flying around the universe? Or Is it going to be your boy?
Is it going to be Michael who says that there's no such thing as ET and actually the UFOs are more likely demons? Mr. Vice President, I defer to you.
You're going to release all the UFO files.
We're working on it. It's funny. When I came in, I was obsessed with the UFO files. And then you start getting really busy worrying about the economy and national security and things like that. But I've still got three more years as vice president. I will get to the bottom of the UFO files.
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Chapter 4: What security concerns led to the barring of the Latin Patriarch from the Church of the Holy Sepulchre?
about no kings. Maisie Hirono comes out. She tweets, Donald Trump is not, never will be, and has never been a king. Hashtag no kings. Did you catch the flaw in her argument? I mean, it's not, I guess it's just really an admission, but I thought when you use the hashtag no kings, the implication for the whole no kings protest is that Trump is a king and He has made himself into a king.
He will further entrench himself as a king. We don't like Trump. We don't want kings. We're going to kick him out. And so Maisie Arona, she says, yeah, guys, yeah, we don't want any kings here. And so Donald Trump is not, never will be, and never has been a king. So the whole protest is completely pointless. Great. Maisie, I agree with you. This is weird. I'm agreeing with Tim Walls.
I'm agreeing with Maisie Hirono. I agree with AOC. You know, I agreed with AOC the other day, too. AOC was coming out. She said, you know, I don't like the pervasive move to legalize gambling. I think that's probably bad. And I agree with her on that point. It's a controversial point, but I agree with her. Well, I agree with her on something else now.
AOC just came out and addressing the problems caused by A.I.,
she said that she does not use artificial intelligence chat gbt grok to write also um so you know i i i don't think those efforts are working on behalf of the administration as far as ai i i do not regularly integrate it into my daily life um but i know many people do i think our job tends to be a little bit more For me, a lot of my job is quite writing-based, and I like to do my own.
We know. Can I just say, we know that you do your own writing. And in most cases, I would say in 99% of cases, I think people should not use AI for writing. Because one, the AI writing is simply not good. And you can tell when someone uses AI to compose something. But two, it renders you incapable of coherent thoughts. Because to write well is to think clearly, which is why it's so hard.
And so in 99% of cases, I tell people don't use AI to write. When it comes to AOC... Maybe let's just cut our losses and turn to chat GPT. It would be my suggestion. When she comes out there, she goes, listen, for me, when I write, when I do the letters, words and letters I put together on a paper or screen, and I don't, GPT, no, I no use, no. I do me, I do me. Me. Say, yes, I know. I know that.
And this is one exception. AOC should use ChatGPT. I give you permission. As someone with a great interest in language, someone who's written a number one national bestselling book about language, speech, called Speechless, highly recommend you pick it up wherever, where's my bell? Is there no, wow, they're falling, the guys are falling asleep in the control room today.
Anyway, with whatever authority I have on the subject, AOC, you have permission. You should use ChatDBT. Before we go, Jimmy Kimmel. has just gone a little bit viral. I think he just kind of stepped in it. We're talking about egregious missteps, bad communications today. Well, this was pretty bad communications.
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