Ep. 1942 - JD Vance Thinks Aliens Are Demons: I Told You So
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What incident occurred involving the Latin Patriarch in Jerusalem?
An international incident breaks out when the top bishop in Jerusalem is barred from the Church of the Holy Sepulchre to kick off Holy Week. Then Jimmy Kimmel attacks President Trump by mocking blue collar workers. It's a bold strategy for the Democrats. We'll see how it plays out. And finally, oh boy, this one, this is a tasty one. You know, you have become accustomed over many years to how much I hate to say I told you so. The vice president has acknowledged that UFOs are most likely demons.
How did Jimmy Kimmel mock President Trump and blue-collar workers?
So, you know. We'll get to it. Happy Holy Week. I'm Michael Knowles. This is The Michael Knowles Show. Welcome back to the show. An amazing no kings protest this past weekend. You have Tim Walls, the old knucklehead from Minnesota, promising never to leave the side of the Somalis, the criminals who have defrauded the Minnesota taxpayer. You have Maisie Hirono, the senator from Hawaii, admitting accidentally that Trump is not a king. We'll get to all of it. But first, I want to tell you about Kexi Cookies. Go to keksi.com, K-E-K-S-I.com, use code Knowles. Folks, I am so happy to announce that we have a new partner on this show. This was heavy. Do you know why this was heavy? Because this is a big box of gigantic, delicious cookies.
So I'm going to see which was my favorite of these. Well, they're all good, actually. This, okay. I would say the original is pretty good. The raspberry lemonade. Yeah, okay. No, but this was my favorite.
What are JD Vance's views on UFOs and their connection to demons?
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They say, why don't you talk about taxes or Iran or whatever? Yeah, it's a long interview. He talks about a lot of stuff. But this is the one I want to hear about. Benny Johnson asks the vice president of the United States, who I will remind you is extremely intelligent. extremely well-educated, extremely normal guy, one of the most powerful men in the country, heartbeat away from the presidency. He asks him about the true nature of UFOs. Matt Walsh and I both just clenching our fists, gritting our teeth, waiting for the answer. Who's going to be right? Is it going to be Walsh who says that there is such a thing as ET, little weird green aliens flying around the universe? Or Is it going to be your boy?
Is it going to be Michael who says that there's no such thing as ET and actually the UFOs are more likely demons? Mr. Vice President, I defer to you.
You're going to release all the UFO files.
We're working on it. It's funny. When I came in, I was obsessed with the UFO files. And then you start getting really busy worrying about the economy and national security and things like that. But I've still got three more years as vice president. I will get to the bottom of the UFO files.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What incident occurred involving the Latin Patriarch in Jerusalem?
0:00–0:35
2
How did Jimmy Kimmel mock President Trump and blue-collar workers?
0:35–1:56
3
What are JD Vance's views on UFOs and their connection to demons?
1:56–40:09
4
What security concerns led to the barring of the Latin Patriarch from the Church of the Holy Sepulchre?
40:09–48:49
Speakers
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