Wrapping the Week: Kerre Woodham and Tim Wilson talk Radio and Podcast Awards, Gen Z, Gerry Brownlee

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What awards did Kerre Woodham and Tim Wilson win?

Kerre Woodham 0:00
You didn't win the Music Host Award, you won the Paul Holmes Broadcaster Award.
Tim Wilson 0:05
That's right, yeah. Exactly, exactly. And the schmuck you're standing in for doesn't know a damn thing about music anyway.
Kerre Woodham 0:09
No, he doesn't.
Heather du Plessis-Allan 0:10
So you're raising the game. No, I think you're doing just fine. Some aren't sure about my credibility on that front either. Hello Tim Wilson and Kerry Woodham. Hello, hello. Hello, Heather.
Tim Wilson 0:18
And congratulations. And look, you also won another award this week, which is the Whitehall Fruit Packers Award. Now, Whitehall Fruit Packers is a Kiwi fruit packers in Cambridge, and they love Heather and they love Newstalk ZB. And I visited them because they're mates. And they were just saying, do a shout out for us. Do a shout out for us. We love Heather.
Kerre Woodham 0:40
We love Jeff B. I see the way he knitted that in. Yeah.

What were the highlights of the Radio and Podcast Awards afterparty?

Kerre Woodham 0:42
That was quite sneaky. It was quite a segue, wasn't it? Yeah. I was wondering where that was going.
Heather du Plessis-Allan 0:46
It was a hairpin bend. Hey, what time did you get home last night, Kerry?
Kerre Woodham 0:50
Oh, I went home early. I left the young ones to it. What time? No, the old Kerry's gone. Yeah, I know the old Kerry's gone. No, she's gone.
Heather du Plessis-Allan 0:56
No, there's a stake in her heart. She's gone. I was not happy to see the back of her.
Kerre Woodham 1:01
Do you know what? Does the steak come out? No, not yet. I mean, God help us all when it does. But no, at the moment, I'm quite safe.
Heather du Plessis-Allan 1:10
Now, you'll remember this, Tim, how this plays out, right? So you go to the radio awards and it starts at five o'clock and you just clap for two hours.
Kerre Woodham 1:17
It's interminably dull.
Heather du Plessis-Allan 1:18
It is long. It is long. And then you clap for two hours and a bit and then you head down to the sweet bar or sweet shop or something like that.
Kerre Woodham 1:27
So just the name turned my stomach. And then last year when I went, They put out boards of food, which civilised folk would pick up with tongs and put on a plate. No, by the time these rapacious young people get down there, they're clawing at food with their bare hands, which turned my stomach so much, I didn't go there this year.
Heather du Plessis-Allan 1:46
No, because you were like, I don't need the gastro that is likely to come from that piece of pizza.
Tim Wilson 1:52
People, please. Brad Olsen is there clutching his can of Red Bull, tearing up the rug.
Heather du Plessis-Allan 1:56
That's right. So what more could you want? So I walk into the sweet shop bar. Well, that was jolly decent of you. Yeah, I walk in. And do you know what? Did they do this to you, Kerry? The bouncer, Tim, because it's a different age from when I was there. He goes, show me your armband. And you show the armband. And then quick as you like, he flashes his flashlight from the armband into your eyes to check your pupils. Did you not get the pupil check?
No.
Heather du Plessis-Allan 2:20
See, that's how safe I am.
Tim Wilson 2:22
I don't even get the people checks. Kerry's eyes were closed when she was going in.
Kerre Woodham 2:27
Mine were so busy rolling at the idea. I mean, A, queuing. Who bloody queues?
Heather du Plessis-Allan 2:33
Not Kerry Woodham. Kerry doesn't queue.
Tim Wilson 2:37
Not Kerry Woodham. She sashays to the front of the queue while all the plebs have to wait in line.
Kerre Woodham 2:43
No. I don't know I don't like queuing I don't like people's hands over my food I mean call me old fashioned but there we go I don't like she doesn't like drinking anymore either which is kind of a change anyway again drinking shots out of the radio award no thank you who did that they do
Heather du Plessis-Allan 2:58
Oh, I said to Jackson from the podcast team to look after my radio ward, and he said he was going to do that. You will want to disinfect that before you take that.
Kerre Woodham 3:07
Oh, yeah.
Heather du Plessis-Allan 3:07
Gastro from that. Anyway, so in I go, and I'm there for all of about 15 minutes. Well, that's good. And they give me, I say, oh, can I have a beer? Because they weren't serving whiskey and soda. So I had my beer. I was like, oh, it's a lot of calories. They gave me, what is it? It's called a Steiner, is it? Is that what it's called? Like a big beer with a handle. Steiner Skull. I don't know, but it was, you know what I'm talking about, like the big beer with the handle. Like I'm a German at a beer fest.
Tim Wilson 3:31
When was the last time you went out? Lord, I'm not. A person with children goes out after 6 p.m.
Kerre Woodham 3:38
And is shot at being delivered a beer.

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