The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity, and Mortality
Episodes
Trailer: The Night Road by Dom Guilfoyle
18 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In a land without day and night, where Light and Night are the dividing lines between civilisation and all else, a caravan of misfits and outcasts mus...
TRANQUIL
16 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
SERIES FINALE!Season Six, Episode Fifteen.Time to say goodbye. Please come again soon.CONTENT WARNINGS:Loss of a child, Grief, EndingsTRANSCRIPT:https...
CONCLUSIVE
02 May 2024
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Season Six, Episode Fourteen.What else is there to say?TRANSCRIPT:https://www.domguilfoyle.com/mistholmetranscriptsPlease consider supporting the show...
ERASED
18 Apr 2024
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Season 6, Episode 13. From bad to worse.TRANSCRIPT:https://www.domguilfoyle.com/mistholmetranscriptsPlease consider supporting the show by subscr...
FRANTIC
04 Apr 2024
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Season 6, Episode 12.Resistance Is Futile.TRANSCRIPT:https://www.domguilfoyle.com/mistholmetranscriptsPlease consider supporting the show by subscribi...
ROUTED
21 Mar 2024
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Season 6, Episode 11.Once would be tragic. Twice looks like carelessness.TRANSCRIPT:https://www.domguilfoyle.com/mistholmetranscriptsPlease consider s...
EVIL
07 Mar 2024
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Season 6, Episode 10. At Last.TRANSCRIPT:https://www.domguilfoyle.com/mistholmetranscriptsPlease consider supporting the show by subscribing to t...
PEACEFUL
22 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Season 6, Episode 9.The tour is almost over.TRANSCRIPT:https://www.domguilfoyle.com/mistholmetranscriptsPlease consider supporting the show by subscri...
MUNDANE
08 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Season 6, Episode 8. Coming to the Museum can be like seeing an old friend. CONTENT WARNINGS:References to animal cruelty, medical procedures, to...
INEVITABLE
25 Jan 2024
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Season 6, Episode 7.Many Happy Returns.TRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS:https://www.domguilfoyle.com/mistholmetranscriptsPlease consider supporting the...
ENDLESS
11 Jan 2024
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Season 6, Episode 6.The End Has No End.TRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS:https://www.domguilfoyle.com/mistholmetranscriptsPlease consider supporting the...
RUINOUS
21 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Season 6, Episode 5.It's about the journey, not the destination. After all, the destination might not be there.NOTE: The season will be 15 episodes no...
UNDERNEATH
07 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Season 6, Episode 4.The surface is not all there is. Neither is what's below.ITINERARY:A Crystalline UmbrellaTRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS:https://w...
TRANSCENDED
23 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Season 6, Episode 3. You can't change what was, but what you were might change.ITINERARY:An Editor's Red PencilTRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS:https:/...
UNCERTAIN
09 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Season 6, Episode 2. Things are already getting out of hand...ITINERARY: A Garden GnomeTRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS:https://www.domguilfoyle.c...
FINAL
26 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Season Six, Episode One.The beginning of the end.ITINERARY:The Tapestry of the DreamersTRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS:https://www.domguilfoyle.com/mi...
Previously, On Mistholme...
16 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Season 6 begins on Patreon this week, folks. It's almost time. Despite the fact that I'm sure you all perfectly remember all the minute details o...
Trailer: Tales From The Low City
09 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I have a new show I've been working on! The first episode is available now on Patreon, it'll be available publicly in a week. Get excited!Patreon:www....
EMPATHIC
29 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Season 5, Episode 12.Sometimes all you need is a friend.TRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS:https://www.domguilfoyle.com/mistholmetranscriptsPlease consid...
DEVOTED
15 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Season 5, Episode 11.Sometimes it's good to talk things through. Sometimes that doesn't work out.TRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS:https://www.domguilfo...
INTROSPECTIVE
01 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Season 5, Episode 10. The Museum can be a good place to reflect on things.TRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS:https://www.domguilfoyle.com/mistholmet...
SUBTLE
17 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Season 5, Episode 9. You could be so close to a breakthrough and you wouldn't even know it.TRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS:https://www.domguilfoyle.co...
REPENTANT
03 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Season 5, Episode 8. You never know it's too late until it's too late.TRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS:https://www.domguilfoyle.com/mistholmetranscript...
EFFUSIVE
20 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Season 5, Episode 7.Don't open your eyes too wide. You might see something that isn't there.TRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS:https://www.domguilfoyle.c...
HORRIFIC
06 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Season 5, Episode 6.This was a mistake.LOUD NOISES BEGIN AROUND 20:50TRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS:https://www.domguilfoyle.com/mistholmetranscripts...
TAKEN
22 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Season 5, Episode 5.Tours will always take you somewhere interesting. It just might not be where you expected.ITINERARY:A NoticeboardTRANSCRIPT AND CO...
OVERHEAD
08 Sep 2022
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Season 5, Episode 4. Some mysteries should remain unsolved.ITINERARY:The Fata MorganaTRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS:https://www.domguilfoyle.com/mist...
ELABORATE
25 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Season 5, Episode 3.Not all who wander are lost, so long as they have a Guide.ITINERARY:The WandererTRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS:https://www.domgui...
HEEDLESS
11 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Season 5, Episode 2.Make sure you're moving forward.ITINERARY:A Desk FanTRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS:https://www.domguilfoyle.com/mistholmetranscri...
TROUBLING
28 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Season 5, Episode 1.ITINERARY:The Antlers of an Irish ElkTRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS:https://www.domguilfoyle.com/mistholmetranscriptsPlease consi...
NOWHERE
24 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
SEASON 4 FINALE!Season 4, Episode 12Make a decisionTRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS:https://www.domguilfoyle.com/mistholmetranscriptsPlease consider su...
ORCHESTRATED
10 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Season 4, Episode 11Everything at the Museum happens according to somebody's plan. TRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS:https://www.domguilfoyle.com/m...
INCONCEIVABLE
24 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Season 4, Episode 10Always be your true self. Unless your true self is bad, then be someone else.ITINERARY:Retrieval Expedition Report #3: "Heaven"An ...
TIMELESS
10 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Season 4, Episode 9We're very conscious of where our exhibits come from. It's important to remember your roots.ITINERARY: Glassway Expedition Report #...
UNFOLDING
27 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Season Four, Episode Eight.Please keep your eyes open for the duration of your tour. You wouldn't want to miss anything.ITINERARY: A LighthouseTRANSCR...
LINGERING
13 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Season 4, Episode 7Don't go too deep. You might not find your way back out.ITINERARY:The "Welcome To Havenbrook" SignTRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS:h...
OMNIVOROUS
30 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Season 4, Episode 6If you're feeling hungry during your visit, we have an extensive and eccentric menu at our Cafeteria. People usually aren't hungry ...
SEVERED
16 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Season 4, Episode 5Some things are too just too interesting to be exhibits.ITINERARY:Glassway Report #2: The Void Beyond Glassway 419TRANSCRIPT AND CO...
ENIGMATIC
02 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Season 4, Episode 4Some people claim that Museums should have some kind of consistent theme behind their exhibits. We think that's boring.ITINERARY:Th...
REBELLIOUS
18 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Season 4, Episode 3The Museum is a place where people can see the Real You.ITINERARY:A Hand of GloryTRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS:https://www.domgui...
RAPTUROUS
04 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Season 4, Episode 2There is more to the world than you could ever know. We know most of it.ITINERARY:Retrieval Expedition Report: A Concrete PalaceThe...
INITIATED
21 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Season 4, Episode 1It takes a village.ITINERARY:A Map of the Town of BayleyThe Hunters of the Fallow LandsTRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS:https://www....
Update #3
15 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Mistholme Museum will return in October!In the meantime, members of the Patreon will get early access to exhibit stories from the upcoming season ...
SACROSANCT
29 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Season 3, Episode 12 (SEASON THREE FINALE)Act now. Think later. It's your moment.ITINERARY:A Guillotine[UNKNOWN]A Private Memorandum By The Head Of Re...
ENTRAPPED
15 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Season 3, Episode 11Do I need to spell it out for you?ITINERARY:A Contortionist's BoxAn Old Leather NotebookTRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS:https://ww...
CONFIDENT
01 Jul 2021
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Season 3, Episode 10Look, but don't touchITINERARY:A SpyglassTRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS:https://www.domguilfoyle.com/mistholmetranscriptsPlease c...
NEVERENDING
17 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Season 3, Episode 9Art Imitates DeathITINERARY:A Beautiful StatueTRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS:https://www.domguilfoyle.com/mistholmetranscriptsPlea...
ELEMENTAL
03 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Season 3, Episode 8Nature can be wildITINERARY:The StridwaterA ForestTRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS:https://www.domguilfoyle.com/mistholmetranscripts...
UNSEEN
20 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Season 3, Episode 7What goes up, must come backITINERARY:A Mural of the SunThe Caboose from an old Train.A Hot Air BalloonTRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNI...
QUADRUPEDAL
06 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Season 3, Episode 6Museums can be Man's Best Friend tooITINERARY:A Pair of Dog TagsTRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS:https://www.domguilfoyle.com/mistho...
EMPOWERED
22 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Season 3, Episode 5Timing is everythingITINERARY:The Museum MainframeA Crystal SkullA Rune-Carved BraceletTRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS:https://www....
SENTIMENTAL
08 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Season 3, Episode 4We all need a holiday sometimes.ITINERARY:The Retrieval DepartmentTRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS:https://www.domguilfoyle.com/mist...
NECESSARY
25 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Season 3, Episode 3Here There Be DragonsITINERARY:A Monument to the Fallen of the Retrieval DepartmentTRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS:https://www.domg...
OBEDIENT
11 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Season 3, Episode 2Animal Lovers are more than welcome at the Museum, however we ask that you please do not try to take any of our exhibits home.ITINE...
CONVERGENT
25 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Season 3, Episode 1Alone for the first time in its life, the Audio Tour Guide talks to a corpseTRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS:https://www.domguilfoyl...
Update #2
28 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Mistholme Season 3 is on the way!New episodes will begin releasing fortnightly, starting from the 26th of February.Mistholme has a Patreon now! If you...
EVOLVING
10 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Season 2, Episode 10You could have seen it coming, if only you knew how to look.ITINERARY:The Patronage DepartmentA Break Room, featuring a Hurdy Gurd...
TORRENTIAL
26 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Season 2, Episode 9Keep your head above water while you still have itITINERARY:A Staff Alternatural Event ShelterA SkeletonYour Arrival At The Patrona...
ARTIFICIAL
12 Nov 2020
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Season 2, Episode 8Be a better man than your FatherITINERARY:An Unidentified ItemA BoxTRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS:https://www.domguilfoyle.com/mis...
RECURRENT
29 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Season 2, Episode 7It's right in front of youITINERARY:A Chest Of DrawersA MirrorA Crystal SkullTRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS:https://www.domguilfoy...
TEMPTED
15 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Season 2, Episode 6There are three deathsITINERARY:The "Mass Hysteria" ExhibitThe CafeteriaA Collection Of Bow TiesTRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS:htt...
LOST
01 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Season 2, Episode 5Heavy is the headITINERARY:A Clockwork GirlA Wooden CrownA Will O' The WispTRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS:https://www.domguilfoyle...
INVIOLATE
17 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Season 2, Episode 4The Museum is always hiring! Don't worry, we'll find a use for you.ITINERARY:A Dragon's EggA FountainA ChangelingTRANSCRIPT AND CON...
FALLEN
03 Sep 2020
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Season 2, Episode 3Your safety is important to us. Please keep a safe distance from all exhibits and balconies.ITINERARY:Springheel Jack's CostumeBull...
NAIVE
20 Aug 2020
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Season 2, Episode 2Children are allowed at the Museum, but please keep them supervised and restrained at all times.ITINERARY:An Alternatural Event She...
ISOLATED
06 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Season 2, Episode 1Returning to the Museum is always worthwhile, as each visit is different to the last.ITINERARY:Welcome?A LanternTRANSCRIPT AND CONT...
Update #1
23 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Season Two will begin on the 7th of August, with new episodes every two weeks! Please leave a review and like the facebook page!Please consider suppor...
ELUSIVE
08 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Season 1, Episode 6Every ending is a new beginning. Every closed door is an open question.ITINERARY:Your KeysThe Old Bacchus RoadOur ApologiesTRANSCRI...
DESCENDING
01 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Season 1, Episode 5Some of our exhibits are positively ancient. Some are very, very new.ITINERARY:The Helena FortunaA Cursed DoubloonTRANSCRIPT AND CO...
INANIMATE
24 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Season 1, Episode 4We pride ourselves on providing an experience so rich that patrons would be happy to stay forever.ITINERARY:A ChairThe LightingIvan...
SPIRALING
17 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Season 1, Episode 3Many of our staff have traveled great distances to join the Museum. Many of our patrons are the same.ITINERARY:A CorrectionA Horn f...
NASCENT
10 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Season 1, Episode 2ITINERARY:A GuitarA Dustpan And BrushA Clockwork GirlTRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS:https://www.domguilfoyle.com/mistholmetranscri...
IRREVOCABLE
03 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Season 1, Episode 1ITINERARY:A Welcome To The MuseumThe Singleford FairiesTRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS:https://www.domguilfoyle.com/mistholmetransc...
The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity, and Mortality Trailer
01 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
TRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS:https://www.domguilfoyle.com/mistholmetranscriptsPlease consider supporting the show by subscribing to the Patreon at ...