The Monday Club
Episodes
SEASON 4 EPISODE 10 | NEWS READERS | WATER CREMATION | RETIRING
23 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
With the sad news that John McKay is leaving the news, we chat our favourite news readers, a belter of a dilemma. Would you consider a water cremation...
Season 4 Episode 9 | SELF-CHECKOUTS | COMPLIMENTS | TOP 5 SCOTTISH BANDS
16 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
We cover all the drama in Glasgow from last week with the horrendous fire in town and the small matter of WW3 at the game, then it's on to the mad...
Season 4 Episode 8 | TEENAGERS | WEEKEND MILLIONAIRES | PRICE OF CARS
09 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we talk about the joys of teenagers, choosing someone to take your photo abroad, reading someone's messages when they are in front of y...
Season 4 Episode 7 | CHARLIE MULGREW | LIVING THE DREAM AT CELTIC | FOLK BEING LATE| BINMEN
02 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
We say this every week, this episode is up there btw we had Charlie Mulgrew joining this week and he got the memo big time, we chat about Charlie'...
Season 4 Episode 6 | Intimate Gigs | Winter Olympics | Eddie's Teeth
23 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
How do you actually know you would be good at bobsleigh or any of the other Winter Olympic sports? We chat about Asda's latest marketing campaign,...
SEASON 4 EPISODE 5 | ESTATE AGENT INFLUENCERS | JOBSWORTHS | SELF-DEFENCE CLASSES
16 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Back in the day, how many of your mums went to a random self-defence class in a community centre?, One of many topics tonight as we discuss jobsworth ...
SEASON 4 EPISODE 4 | CHAT GPT MATES | DODGY NAMES | WEIRD DREAMS
09 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
How pally are you with your Chat GPT?, We delve right into this tonight, along with one of the best Beat the Baldys we have done as Chris faces a blas...
EPISODE 3 | BECKHAMS DRAMA | SOCIAL MEDIA BAN | TOP 5 SNACKS | THE MONDAY CLUB
02 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Chris has a very unusual take on the situation between Vicky B and wee Brooky B, we look at setting up a hassle free business, should schools get rid ...
EPISODE 2 | NATIONAL SERVICE | LOOKSMAXXING| FEEL GOOD SONGS| THE MONDAY CLUB
26 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Have you ever had a dingy when going on a date?. Should some form of National Service be brought back?. The world of Looksmaxxing, we welcome a new sp...
SEASON 4 IS HERE | BOOKING A TRIP | 12 GRAPES!!! | MONDAY CLUB ROOM 101
19 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Your favourite comedy duo are back with more patter than ever, Chris pitches a holiday idea to the lads, we talk about the fear going back to work aft...
Season 3 Episode 23 - The Season Finale
29 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Join us for the last episode of season 3 as we take a little but well-needed break. This week, we're chatting about fussy eaters, swimming with sh...
Season 3 Episode 22 - Two Unwise Men
22 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What better way to start your Christmas week than to join us after weve had our wee festive day out, we're chatting about the live night, school m...
Season 3 Episode 21 - Take the Bins out!!
15 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Chris has a bee in his bonnet about Molly-Maes eyebrows, we also find some time to talk about xmas temps, what are the chores that the guys ...
Season 3 Episode 20 - Sunday Night Bath
08 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
As it's the festive season, we ask the burning question: is gravy a drink?. We're also slaughtering Fri/Sat night TV now. The old routine of g...
Season 3 Episode 19 - Scrotox
01 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Any guys on here considered Scrotox?, You will hear all about it tonight as we delve into a mad craze. Also in this episode, we talk about Joshua v Pa...
Season 3 Episode 18 - Saint Phnx
24 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We've not had guests on for a while, so we thought we would go two for the price of one with the Saint Phnx lads. We chat about selling out the Hy...
Season 3 Episode 17 - Gunk Catchers
17 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What's your views on grated cheese on a roll? Dynamite or derranged behaviour, could you get along with a clone of yourself?, Are glasses sexy? So...
Season 3 Episode 16 - Merge Lanes
10 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is there anything more infuriating than trying to get on the motorway and some bellend is blocking you off, are fireworks doing your nut?, folk out on...
Season 3 Episode 15 - High Energy
03 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We chat about the groundbreaking news that Flakes will be replacing Eclairs in Minituare Heroes this year, adults who get a rage-on for Halloween, wha...
Season 3 Episode 14 - Big Bother
27 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Get ready for an avalanche of randomness this week as we go through some mad topics, a Scottish Big Brother, should Chris get botox, what's the ma...
Season 3 Episode 13 - Bargains & Madness
20 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Some therapy this week as Chris talks about the solitary shift he had in B&M, we talk about planning your funeral, some listener poetry, the price...
Season 3 Episode 12 - How Much!!!
13 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Could you go out with someone who had the same name as your mum/dad?, airport parking costs, Greggs opening a pub, chefs being able to cook for a full...
Season 3 Episode 11 - It's No a Complaint
06 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
All sorts of chaos in this weeks episode as we talk about foxes being absolute weapons, Chris loses his head at Beat the Baldy, pranking folk, Chris&#...
Season 3 Episode 10 - Getting Old
29 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Feeling a little bit old this week as we chat about getting on a bit, cafe running clubs, how many bits of bread make two sandwiches, a belter of a co...
Season 3 Episode 9 - The 60% Club
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Monday troops, your favourite pair of Baldys are back with some chat to get you through the week, we're talking ned culture, people who hate...
Season 3 Episode 8 - Fruit Flies
15 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Anybody else getting their house invaded by these little bams?, one of our many random topics this week as we also look at getting kidnapped by aliens...
Season 3 Episode 7 - Culture Vultures
08 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's Monday and we know your night wouldn't be complete without some mad topics to think about, we have an alterantive option to Love Island, one of t...
Season 3 Episode 6 - Hiding Farts
01 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Our first episode after a live sell out at Baad and we are still buzzing at an amazing night, we also chat about hiding farts, using the gym at Creamf...
Season 3 Episode 5 - Skiddy Boxers
25 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This episode contains one of the greatest Monday Club moments of all time as Chris faced his sister in a classic Beat The Baldy Also, we are talking ...
Season 3 Episode 4 - Sunshine Horn
18 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Flashbacks galore this week as we chat about the things your mum and dad used to say to you, getting sent away so they can get fruity, wee Tom Holland...
Season 3 Episode 3 - Hairs in the Chinese
11 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Would you keep munching your Chinese if you found a hair in it? Also, how long in a relationship before you drop the L bomb? Two of many random topics...
Season 3 Episode 2 - Slide Away
04 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Back this week to chat all things Oasis with Chris, who was at their Heaton Park gig, clinical trials, writing things on the backs of photos and quest...
Season 3 Episode 1 - Skills To Pay The Bills
28 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Have you missed us?, We're back and ready to go with a third season of madness.What age is too old for TRNSMT?, Do you have code words that you use wi...
Season 2 Episode 25 - The Finale
30 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's the end of Season 2 😭😭. We'll leave you for a few weeks with some absolute belters of topics to mull over.We chat favourite movie theme tun...
Season 2 Episode 24 - Women & Children Only
23 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Some mad topics this week, we're going back in time to discuss the Titanic, favourite game shows, and how long we think we would last in prison, p...
Season 2 Episode 23 - Flabelos
16 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Did your mum and dad have a sunbed that used to go over the bed and turn the whole room fluorescent?😂😂, one of the topics this week as we chat a...
Season 2 Episode 22 - Monday Club Care Home
09 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's Monday and we're back with a mix of serious, random and hilarious moments This week we're talking about Chris finding out about butter, the rise ...
Season 2 Episode 21 - Mounjaro
02 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
As usual, we discuss some of the hot topics of the week including Mounjaro, getting time off for a funeral, things you like about yourself, Chris talk...
Season 2 Episode 20 - The Keystore Guy
26 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The episode that had Chris like a kid on Christmas morning features Greg Summers, who you will know better as 'The Keystore Guy'.All manner of...
Season 2 Episode 19 - Sleeping in the Scud
19 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
All manner of random chats this week as we discuss whether aliens exist, sleeping in the scud, showers, birthday cards and loads more 😂😂
Season 2 Episode 18 - A Sit Down Pee
12 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Would you rather die instantly or know you were going to die? This is one of many random subjects this week as well as a hierarchy in heaven, toilet h...
Season 2 Episode 17 - Fishy Feet
05 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There are some absolute throwbacks in tonight's episode as we cover some random topics such as sizing up guys when you meet them, sex scenes on the te...
Season 2 Episode 16 - Party Tricks
28 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sometimes we record and it's just unorganised chaos and this is one of these nights, from Chris wheeling out his party trick, cougar chat, letting...
Season 2 Episode 15 - Three Squares
21 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There are some big topics this week and we know you will get involved as per, from guys not washing their hands in the toilets, how do blind people wi...
Season 2 Episode 14 - Mid-Husbands
14 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
If this episode doesn't make you laugh, then there is no hope for you 😂😂😂Is there still jobs that only men/women still do, things you can say...
Season 2 Episode 13 - Adding Randoms
07 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is following someone online you don't know the new dating game?, one of the many real-life issues we cover tonight along with charity collectors, Ibup...
Season 2 Episode 12 - Disney Ears
31 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're back and this one is an absolute wave of emotions as we talk about our usual nonsense like adults going to Disney themselves, cowboys and the ve...
Season 2 Episode 11 - Vote for Wardy
24 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Do folk still go for a run in their cars? is one of the many random topics we cover this week, we also catch up on Yellowstone, random things that Gra...
Season 2 Episode 10 - Cold Water Swingers
17 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You would think by now we would've run out of random things to talk about. You'd be wrong as we go through all manner of topics this week: trips to th...
Season 2 Episode 9 - The Young Team
10 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We thought we would get some of the younger generation in this week to chat nonsense with, Chris has managed to get Alex and Robyn from Boxfresh in to...
Season 2 Episode 8 - Does My Bum Look Big In This
03 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Get ready for an absolute pick and mix of topics on tonight's episode, we go from the madness in Peterhead to whether you would tell your partner if y...
Seasom 2 Episode 7 - Mega Techno
24 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
To celebrate our new sponsorship with MegaTech Projects, we've got Logan in from the company to have a chat about MegaTech and we couldn't let...
Season 2 Episode 6 - Crocs & Comics
17 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Our competition winner joins us this week as we welcomed Paul from Proper Frame Displays into the studio for a wee chat, we talk folk that film themse...
Season 2 Episode 5 - Scheme Boys
10 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Have you ever sat in your house and thought to yourself, what's the criteria for being a scheme boy?, well we will settle that for you this week as we...
Season 2 Episode 4 - Ghosted
03 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You're Monday night entertainment is sorted as we discuss all manner of random topics tonight, such as cringey LinkedIn posts, sleeping in separate ro...
Season 2 Episode 3 - When do you think you'll die?
27 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It wouldn't be a Monday without your weekly dose of topics from you're favourite podcast in the world, We are joined by our guest and social media inf...
Season 2 Episode 2 - Plates in the Oven
20 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Do you know why cornflakes were invented? if not, this episode is about to blow your mind. Also, we chat through Burns Night, some mad DM's and anothe...
Season 2 - Episode 1: New Year New Me
13 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're back and ready to make you laugh even more in 2025, we start with some of the world's cutting-edge topics including, why do adults play with Leg...
Season 1 - Best Bits
30 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We hope everyone has had an amazing Christmas, to keep you ticking over until we start season 2 in a couple of weeks, we've made you a little compilat...
Episode 23 - Xmas Special
23 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Join us for a 2-hour end-of-year special as we finish season 1 with an absolute belter, there are phone calls, voice notes, questions and some absolut...
Episode 22 - Y-Fronts
16 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Just when you think we might run out of topics we deliver once again, tune in for this week's randomness as we chat through some key life topics like ...
Episode 21 - Mark Black
09 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Boom, we're on!! Comedian Mark Black joins us this week as we cover the world's most important topics, such as Secret Santa, how much sunbeds get clea...
Episode 20 - Scanted
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back for your weekly dose of randomness, this week we talk about films that shouldn't be remade, getting scanted at school, things that cost t...
Episode 19 - The Ewart Bros
25 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It has been a while since we've had some guests in to join us, so we got 2 as the Ewart Bros joined us tonight for a chat on things on our minds, we s...
Episode 18 - The Baldy Scoreboard
18 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's our first phone-in episode, we asked for you to send us in some messages and phone us for a blether and you didn't let us down, some absolute cla...
Episode 17 - Mayhem
11 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Strap yourselves in for this week's as we discuss some hot topics, from our radio debut, pumpkin picking and gender reveals to what song you want to d...
Episode 16 - What's My Name?
04 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Monday troops, we're back for more randomness as we chat about trick or treaters, home-made Haloween costumes, sliding door moments and some mor...
Episode 15 - Headache Money & Bum Guns
28 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're back to brighten up your Monday night with another episode of random patter, Chris is back from holiday, so we got the Dubai lowdown along with ...
Episode 14 - We've won the lottery!!!
21 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
When I say this episode is random, it's an understatement, we speak about whether a guy and a girl can just be mates?, the definition of a bad boy, wh...
Episode 13 - Stephanie Heaney
14 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Monday troops, we're back with another stormer as we chat to Stephanie Heaney, it's the usual collection of random topics as we discuss Stephani...
Episode 12 - Jenn Brawley
07 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
I hope you're all ready for another episode of daftness for a Monday; we had Jenn in today, who talked us through some crazy dating experiences, Chris...
Episode 11 - Producer Paul
30 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today you finally get to see the guy who is always howling away in the background as Chris and Gary talk nonsense, Producer Paul is in the chair as we...
Episode 10 - Mark Dallas is in the house!!!
23 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Another class guest for our 10th episode as we sit down with Mark Dallas, we chat all things from Mark journey from setting up ICW wrestling to being ...
Episode 9 - It's Kenny Miller!!!
16 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The hopes and dreams of Chris's mum have come true as we got Kenny in for a chat. We had to get some football chat in, but there was a lot of randomne...
Episode 8 - A Wee Catch Up
02 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's just the two of us this week as we have a look back at the episodes we have done so far, answer some of your questions and some unscripted comedy...
Episode 7 - Mama Reid
26 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Get ready for another episode of us having a laugh and chatting all manner of randomness with our first female guest Ash Reid who you will probably kn...
Episode 6 - Gary Faulds
19 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're back with a guest almost as funny as Chris and Gary, we have comedian Gary Faulds in the hot seat this week as we discuss birthdays, Gary's rece...
Episode 5 - Bingo Gorgeous
12 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
How have we reached episode 5 already!!!, get ready for your weekly dose of madness as we discuss TV shows we watched as kids, pranks, games you used ...
Episode 4 - We have a Guest!!!
05 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Join us for an episode guaranteed to make you laugh, we have Chris McInnes owner of @lunch and @tophskis for some top chat on high school scran, bad f...
Episode 3 - Absolute Randomness
29 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Some cracking chat today as we look at pre-holiday rituals, high school psychopaths, scheme footballers and loads more ☺️
Episode 2 - The Dating Game
22 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're back with some of your dating stories and red flags when using dating apps etc, some class chat and feel free to throw your views in on the dati...
Episode 1 - What sock do you put on first?
08 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're back for our first official episode and if we say so ourselves, it's a belter as we discuss WWF Wrestling, karaoke songs, teenage pin-ups and mo...
The Pilot
24 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Join Chris and Gary for the pilot episode of the Monday Club, we chat about pet hates, conspiracies, holidays growing up and all manner of nonsense 😂...