The Montoyas
Episodes
Is Tayla A Karen? Featuring Albert Montoya
25 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
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MAFS, Mormons & Mum Rage
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
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Men Vs The Kardashian Curse
11 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
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Viva Las Vegas
04 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Tune in for a special episode direct from Las Vegas! The twins didn’t handle the international flight very well… it’s a full circle moment for T...
Confessions of a Fraudulent WAG: Fake Bags & No Diapers
25 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Tayla’s invited wedding dress shopping with a friend, the twins tag along for the girls day out. A couple of issues arise, mostly all Tayla’s faul...
Confessions of a Fraudulent WAG- Fake Bags & No Diapers
25 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Tayla’s invited wedding dress shopping with a friend, the twins tag along for the girls day out. A couple of issues arise, mostly all Tayla&rsqu...
Our Neighbours Are Growing WHAT!? + The Olive Oil Diet Chaos
18 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Marcelo’s aunty is visiting from Fiji, together with his mum Litiana, they have been experimenting with a health trend, daily shots of olive oil...
Badly Behaved Men
11 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Valentine’s Day is coming up, sounds like perfect timing for a marital confrontation…Tayla wants to know why Marcelo won’t celebrat...
48 Hours Of Silence
04 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Tayla had the day from hell where as it went on it seemed impossible to get worse but somehow it did and lucky Marcelo was there to make her feel bett...
New Year Same Old Montoyas
28 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back, it’s the first episode of 2026! The Montoyas reflect on last year as podcasters, good vibes and good advice only for 2026. T...
Breifs V Trunks
17 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the last episode of 2025! Tayla & Marcelo finally have a date night, two red wines Marcelo comes out to play! Undies vs trunks enters the c...
I'm entering my bronco era
10 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After last weeks uproar over the panettone for Christmas we've found the perfect solution.Tayla annoucnes her aspirations of becoming a professional a...
No More Panettone
03 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
As Marcelo enters preason for the 2026 season Tayla makes a huge announcement that he's not the only one and throws down a challenge that she's going ...
Pure Twins, Impure Uncles
26 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What happens when Fijians and Italians collide for a first birthday? You get a traditional kava ceremony, cannolis, Godfather impersonations, and one ...
Speaking About Earwax
19 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
How long can Tayla use her postpartum as an excuse for unrelated things? Another year apparently! With the twins first birthday just around the corner...
Ok, Name One Song That Isn't Wonderwall
12 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The NRL offseason is in full swing, Marcelo has officially entered his gardening era. Kendryx, the Montoyas god son, has his podcast debut and struggl...
Bula Vinaka Gastro
05 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Montoyas attend a wedding in beautiful Fiji! Unfortunately Tayla gets food poisoning bad and ends up in multiple compromising situations. Marcelo ...
My Wife Said NO
29 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tayla recounts a traumatic childhood experience that resulted in a life long fear… of spiders. Tayla’s brother has his podcast debut! Luke uses th...
Arguing Abroad: The Silent Treatment Edition
23 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Montoyas celebrate their wedding anniversary in Queenstown, the temperature was frosty and not from the weather. Marcelo joins in on Tayla’s lat...
I'll ring the divorce lawyer now
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The “real” Italians are heading home, but not before Marcelo gets to experience photo inception. Tayla calls out the double standards for nights o...
Grand Final at The Montoyas
08 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Marcelos mum Litiana gives questionable home remedy advice, red onion and banana leaves anyone? Tayla shares a childhood aspiration about business cl...
Farewell to the iPhone
01 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tayla teaches Marcelo about periods, cycle syncing in the Montoyas household is a real threat for future Marcelo. The “real” Lombardis come to sta...
Just Come Home
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Marcelo gets booked for a manzilian wax. His mum Litiana falls victim to a pyramid scheme, lime water anyone? And Tayla battles a Facebook marketplace...
I'm calling the cops
10 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Horror movies are for adrenaline junkies, Tayla wrote her thesis on it back way back when. It’s safe to say she’s a junky while Marcelo is anythin...
Bonus Episode - The Fletch and Hindy Recap
05 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lucky you... here's a bonus behind the scences episode to hear what really went on when Tayla and Marcelo made a appearance on The Late Show with Matt...
What's a Swiftie?
03 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tayla is involved in a road rage incident where her true colours shine. Marcelo rates your dirty habits, his opinion won’t surprise you. With Father...
I'm just disappointed!!!
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tayla hears an outrageous life story from a stranger, while Marcelo is praised for just being a dad.Bra hygiene is discussed, leaving Marcelo disguste...
Cut or Uncut?
20 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Marcelo’s injury has been misrepresented in the media this week, his club doctor and mum finally set the record straight. Tayla shares tips for surv...
Bring A Chicken Home
13 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tayla and Marcelo have their first TV appearance together on the Matty John’s show, leaving some viewers questioning Tayla’s authenticity?! Marr...
Mamacita
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
IYKYK. Tayla finally goes to the doctor, the diagnosis is a joke. Marcelo invents a new love language and Tayla moves heaven and earth for a night out...
The birds and the bees
30 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Marcelo gets quizzed on the latest TikTok lingo, it’s giving boomer vibes. We learn more about the move home to Sydney. Marcelo’s mum is a victim ...
The dangers of 1 ply toilet paper
23 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Marcelos is recovering from neck surgery, giving man flu a run for its money. Tayla is exposed again for being a cheapskate, carrying on the Lombardi ...
We joined a cult...
16 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week it starts hot and heavy as Marcelo is disgusted by the way Tayla does the twins laundry, then Tayla shares a mathematical problem she's face...
The dining table that nearly ended a marriage
09 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Marc and Tayla relive the time they spent moving back into the in-laws' house for an extended period during the twins birth and share their ...
Hey....WE'RE BACK!
02 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're finally back after a long hiatus so to make up for lost time Tayla and Marcelo go over the differences between NZ and Australia now they're back...
The twins are here & yes they're Girls!
11 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Marc and Tayla share all on there journey to Australia and moving in with their parents, then we get to hear everything and I mean everythin...
The cameras always watching! And are NZ pies really Better?
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Macelos starts of the show asking if Tayla will be a scrapbook mother for the twins, then Tayla spends the weekend with her parents and the security ...
A Funeral Photoshoot? And does size matter... with Prawns
27 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tayla has a bone to pick with Marcelo as a debate on the size of prawns starts the episode off with a bang, then we find out how impatient Marcelo is ...
The Darkside Of FB Marketplace
20 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tayla's Nono shows the family the best way to detour robbers , then a series off questions challenge Tayla to reconsider her actions moving forward as...
Hands Off The Belly
13 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tay and Marc start hot today, with some hot opinions about the Kardashians, including some of the best (worst) impressions you've ever heard. Tayla th...
A Mothers Voice
06 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As the birth of the twins nears Tayla and Marcelo realise a real serious problem and that's both of them have rather larger heads and what problems th...
Taro For Halloween
30 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Marcelo comes in hot, comparing pregnancy to being a professional NRL player... it doesn't go down well. Their plans to surprise her grandparents by m...
The Little Spoon
23 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tayla kicks off the show with a new segment that Marc really doesn't like... They are recording fresh off the back of the Pompey wedding and you'll ne...
Farewell Aotearoa
16 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Marc and Tayla open up about the news that broke last week, and Marc explain just what life is like as a professional rugby league player. I...
Unsolicited Advice
09 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week tragedy strikes as the entire PlayStation network goes down sadly for Tayla not for long enough, then Tayla and Marcelo are lucky to receive...
*Bonus Episode* Slow It Down With PJ Harding
05 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hi Montoya's Listeners! Tayla and Marcelo want to share a brand new podcast with you. PJ Harding, Tayla's workmate from The Hits has a brand-new podca...
Anchorman
02 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tayla and Marcelo kick off this week by arguing about who should kick off, and that start Tayla off on a tangent of who else she could host with. Talk...
The Noises Men Make
25 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Tayla starts dreaming of being a professional sports player, but Marcelo isn't so sure and lets her down nicely. Tayla reveals her biggest i...
Sausage To The Rescue
18 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Tayla is as sick as a dog, but Marc isn't the most supportive because he's just come back from holiday. The energy might be low, but the con...
The Thrill Of A Petrol Light
11 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week we answer the biggest question yet - do Tayla and Marcelo talk to each other like this in real life? Listen in to find out. Tayla also remin...
Where's My Puppy?
04 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tayla and Marcelo start off reflecting on the last Warriors games of the season, and Tayla's family broke some rules about what to wear to the game. T...
Wow, What A Time To Be Alive
28 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Tayla gets excited after being recognised from the podcast while out at dinner, then she gets annoyed that Marcelo wouldn't let her take a s...
Resting B***ch Face
21 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Tayla explains how nervous she gets while watching Marcelo play, and it turns into a fight about which toilet she should use... They finally...
Disappointing Our Parents?
14 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Tayla argues that although he didn't show it, Marcelo was more into the pregnancy photoshoot than him, Tayla explains why she is banned from...
The Elephant In The Room
07 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to The Montoyas, your new favourite podcast. This week Tayla and Marcelo have some big, life changing, news. Tayla gets a surprise visit from ...
Caught In The Act
31 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the first episode of The Montoyas, your new favourite podcast. This week Tayla and Marcelo introduce themselves, talk about family, getting...
Welcome to The Montoyas (Trailer)
24 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
*LAUNCHING THURSDAY 01st AUGUST* Rugby League star Marcelo Montoya is a clean freak who makes sure everything in his life is ”just so”. His wife ...