OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - 0.97 Centimetres
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What is the announcement about the Feral Feet competition?
This is a podcast from Rover.
Oh, here it is. What a chat. What a chat. It's in the morning rumbles.
Not for Mac's podcast. Yes, 2nd of July already. Thursday. Mel, hello.
Hello there, Rog. How's it going?
Better than you. Now, I say that. G'day, Creech and Mitch. I say this because we're not giving anything away behind you. We can't see it, obviously. It's radio. But you've just chosen. Well, did you narrow it down to the top 10?
No. Yeah, well, no, I believe, did you too? Creech and Mitch might have got all the entries from our most feral feet competition. You whittled it down to 10 disgusting feet. And then I had to pick three from there, the top three. The totium. I was actually shaking. This is how much I dislike these rank feet. I just cannot get over the state of these feet.
Hidden in there in the top 10 were Creech's feet. Did you pick those out?
How did the hosts narrow down the top entries for the competition?
Yes.
With your fungal toe.
Yeah. How's your toe at the moment, Creech?
Oh, it looks pretty similar to when we took the photo. But at the other point, I think a lot of people's concerns were my other nails because I hadn't cut them for a while. But they got the chop. They got the snip.
These feet actually make your feet look nice. No, it's crazy.
Because so many people were commenting when we first posted my feet going, well, there's your winner right there.
I thought yours were bad.
And then we went and saw these and it's just like fucking hell. Like surely even people with foot fetishes would look at that and go, okay, that's a bit far. That's too much. That's like someone that loves, you know, the back door. seeing an absolute sewage pilot. I don't know whether we had to go there. You know what I mean? That would put them off the back door, surely.
I don't know whether we had to go there, but poor Mitch has had to trawl through. Mitch just zones out, eh? Mitch has had to trawl through thousands of feral feet.
Has this traumatised you at all, Mitch?
No, you kind of get numb to it all.
Yeah, you've seen some sights in Ashburton, I bet.
Well, a bit more of my DMs here from all the feet coming in. I think they're currently trying to hunt down.
Caprich, what do you do? I know Mel loves this story.
What are the reactions to the selected 'feral feet' entries?
When you're in bed with your girlfriend Bella, what do you do?
That's all right.
I think we interrupted Mitch.
What does she make of your feet? No, she loves them. She loves them.
Does she though, really?
She loves every bit of me, from my head to my toe, including the fungal toenail, which she will rub the bottom of her foot on when we're in bed. Because she loves getting tickled. She loves getting sort of like this light scratch around her body.
Mel, do you love a tickle? If anyone tickles me, I'm just so off it. Is that right? Don't even fucking try and tickle me. Like, what?
Would you?
What about like a slow, dark, deft touch?
I like being touched, but not tickled. Is that right?
Did you turn to violence? Would you smack someone?
If someone was trying to tickle me, I'd probably punch them in the nose.
What if someone was trying to gently caress the bottom of your foot with their fungal toenail?
No.
Yeah, well, don't rule it out.
What about that, Mel?
Recently, I won't name this person, but, you know, we had a little intimate moment and he proceeded to, I don't know if he knew that I didn't like feet, but rub his foot on mine. And I was like, can you just stop that immediately? Sorry about that. It just made me feel so icky.
What is the story behind Creech's foot condition?
Did it really? Oh, it was disgusting. I thought, you know, well, no, he probably doesn't. Yeah, and he just kept rubbing his foot. foot on the bottom of mine and I thought I'm fucking sicko. I haven't seen him since.
But it's foot on foot though, it's not like tongue on foot.
But it's like rubbing, like it wasn't even like it tapped my foot, it was like he was rubbing his foot up and down. Do you and Lee do that?
What about Rob and you?
with his foot or just rubbing it i don't mind i actually don't mind when you're spooning and you get a bit of a rub i don't want it in my ass but if it slips in it slips in the other way okay okay mitch what were you saying before sorry mate you were saying sorry i'm just uh dming our winner competition great stuff mate we need
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the announcement about the Feral Feet competition?
0:00–0:59
2
How did the hosts narrow down the top entries for the competition?
0:59–2:13
3
What are the reactions to the selected 'feral feet' entries?
2:13–3:21
4
What is the story behind Creech's foot condition?
3:21–5:01
5
How do the hosts feel about foot-related interactions?
5:01–6:06
6
What humorous moments arise from the foot discussions?
6:06–7:28
7
What is the significance of the 0.97 cm measurement mentioned?
7:28–9:59
8
What are the closing thoughts on the competition and future plans?
9:59–10:20