OFF-AIR πŸ”΄ NOT FOR MAX - Inflating Foreys In The Shower

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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

Dane Coles 0:00
This is a podcast from Rover.
Bryce Casey 0:05
Oh, here it is. What a chat. What a chat. It's in the morning rumbles. Not for Mac's podcast.
Yes, it is. 24th of June today, Wednesday. Mel's Bryce, g'day. G'day, mate. And producers Creech and Mitch.
Mark Sainsbury 0:24
Hello. Hello, hello. G'day, mate. Team, I just got a timely email. saying uh the capability edit ai tips volume three so obviously they're sending out tips on how to use ai oh yeah yeah yeah uh like gemini and all that which is great because earlier today i think i've showed bryce and moles this but i just you know asked gemini are there any bonkers stories from around the world that are a bit light-hearted or a bit you know a bit outside of the box that we can discuss on our radio what we want content Exactly. It gave me the story. The seagull stroller. Pedestrians on Queen Street stopped in their tracks this week when they spotted an individual casually trying to walk a very angry, squawking seagull on a makeshift dog leash.
Dane Coles 1:09
I thought, oh yeah, that is... I thought, great story too. And then so you're like, well, tell me more, tell me more.
Mark Sainsbury 1:15
That is right up our alley. I said, is there a link for that last one?
Dane Coles 1:19
Yeah. It's surprising we hadn't heard about it.
Mark Sainsbury 1:21
No, exactly. I mean, it's in New Zealand. I mean, I get it if it was happening in Bulgaria. Like, yeah, we've got to do some deep diving.

What humorous AI-related stories are shared in the episode?

Mark Sainsbury 1:27
This is on Queen Street. Gemini replies to me asking for the link. I need to hold my hands up. I completely hallucinated that specific Auckland seagull story. That's some bullshit. You're kidding. That's crazy. It made it up. Gemini. Making stuff up. You can't fucking hallucinate, mate.
Dane Coles 1:46
You're meant to be factual. Why is yours tripping?
I've never had that, actually. I've never seen that either. Have you got too many tabs open? Yeah. Here's the podcast.
Mark Sainsbury 2:04
That was pretty good. That is outrageous.
Well, Craig, you found a story which we thought was true, which was made up about the guy who had his ass cheeks glued together, didn't you, today?
Dane Coles 2:15
Yeah. Is that another AI one? Yeah. That was all shit.

How does the discussion about a seagull on a leash unfold?

Mark Sainsbury 2:21
Imagine if there was a comment asking for this, if they had have given the guy laxatives before gluing his ass to his shirt.
Dane Coles 2:36
That's like that Wu-Tang skit. Saw your asshole shit. Keep feeding you and feeding you and feeding you.
Mark Sainsbury 2:43
You ever heard that?
Dane Coles 2:43
The start of Method Man? Nah. They just talk. They go through different torch techniques of what they do to each other for fun.
Thank you, man. You guys ever done the thing where you pinch your foreskin while you're in the shower and pee and it looks like a balloon?
Dane Coles 2:57
The fuck are you talking about?
Say that again. Say that again. No, it was all beeped. I don't think anyone heard it.
Dane Coles 3:05
When you what? When you pinch your foreskin.
I edit these and there's no way I'm beeping that. Say that again. What do you do? When you're having a shower tonight, pinch your foreskin. Do away. It inflates like a balloon. What inflates? Your foreskin.
Dane Coles 3:27
Because it fills out with the week.
Yeah. It's a podcast. Have you told Rainer, your flatmate, that you'd do this in the show? No. That's why Creature's going to beep it. No, he's not. No, he's not. No, don't do it now. We do it one here at work. Gym shower. Oh, my God. Gym shower. You're all going to try it, though. Nah. Nah. Here you are. Here you are. Well, Bryce hasn't got a foreskin, but the rest of you. Hey, now, Creech, did you accuse AI? Did you confront AI about the lie it told you?
Mark Sainsbury 4:12
I haven't yet. What should I say? I'll type a response based on what you guys recognise. Go on. Should I say, leave the hallucinating to me. I want facts from you.
Yeah, but why are you hallucinating when you should be a fact-driven search engine? It's such a hard thing. You have no idea what you're seeing on the internet, if it's real or fake. It's always been like that on the internet, but particularly lately. It's hard to know what is real that you're looking at. So I've developed the strategy of just believing everything I say. I think you've always done that. I just go, wow, that's crazy, and try not to think about it too much.
Dane Coles 4:50
Can you type in, what's the percentage of New Zealand men with or without foreskins?

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