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The Morning Rumble

OFF-AIR ๐Ÿ”ด NOT FOR MAX - Inflating Foreys In The Shower

24 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.335 - 2.342 Dane Coles

This is a podcast from Rover.

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5.291 - 11.712 Bryce Casey

Oh, here it is. What a chat. What a chat. It's in the morning rumbles. Not for Mac's podcast.

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13.666 - 24.784

Yes, it is. 24th of June today, Wednesday. Mel's Bryce, g'day. G'day, mate. And producers Creech and Mitch.

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24.804 - 30.493 Mark Sainsbury

Hello. Hello, hello. G'day, mate. Team, I just got a timely email.

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30.473 - 55.384 Mark Sainsbury

saying uh the capability edit ai tips volume three so obviously they're sending out tips on how to use ai oh yeah yeah yeah uh like gemini and all that which is great because earlier today i think i've showed bryce and moles this but i just you know asked gemini are there any bonkers stories from around the world that are a bit light-hearted or a bit you know a bit outside of the box that we can discuss on our radio what we want content

55.516 - 69.393 Mark Sainsbury

Exactly. It gave me the story. The seagull stroller. Pedestrians on Queen Street stopped in their tracks this week when they spotted an individual casually trying to walk a very angry, squawking seagull on a makeshift dog leash.

69.994 - 75.941 Dane Coles

I thought, oh yeah, that is... I thought, great story too. And then so you're like, well, tell me more, tell me more.

75.961 - 79.245 Mark Sainsbury

That is right up our alley. I said, is there a link for that last one?

79.225 - 81.55 Dane Coles

Yeah. It's surprising we hadn't heard about it.

Chapter 2: What humorous AI-related stories are shared in the episode?

87.785 - 106.398 Mark Sainsbury

This is on Queen Street. Gemini replies to me asking for the link. I need to hold my hands up. I completely hallucinated that specific Auckland seagull story. That's some bullshit. You're kidding. That's crazy. It made it up. Gemini. Making stuff up. You can't fucking hallucinate, mate.

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106.418 - 109.804 Dane Coles

You're meant to be factual. Why is yours tripping?

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111.847 - 123.595

I've never had that, actually. I've never seen that either. Have you got too many tabs open? Yeah. Here's the podcast.

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124.677 - 127.482 Mark Sainsbury

That was pretty good. That is outrageous.

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127.502 - 135.756

Well, Craig, you found a story which we thought was true, which was made up about the guy who had his ass cheeks glued together, didn't you, today?

135.776 - 141.345 Dane Coles

Yeah. Is that another AI one? Yeah. That was all shit.

Chapter 3: How does the discussion about a seagull on a leash unfold?

141.325 - 156.6 Mark Sainsbury

Imagine if there was a comment asking for this, if they had have given the guy laxatives before gluing his ass to his shirt.

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156.58 - 163.031 Dane Coles

That's like that Wu-Tang skit. Saw your asshole shit. Keep feeding you and feeding you and feeding you.

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163.331 - 163.752 Mark Sainsbury

You ever heard that?

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163.772 - 170.784 Dane Coles

The start of Method Man? Nah. They just talk. They go through different torch techniques of what they do to each other for fun.

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170.804 - 177.475

Thank you, man. You guys ever done the thing where you pinch your foreskin while you're in the shower and pee and it looks like a balloon?

177.455 - 181.319 Dane Coles

The fuck are you talking about?

181.339 - 185.603

Say that again. Say that again. No, it was all beeped. I don't think anyone heard it.

185.703 - 189.427 Dane Coles

When you what? When you pinch your foreskin.

190.809 - 206.905

I edit these and there's no way I'm beeping that. Say that again. What do you do? When you're having a shower tonight, pinch your foreskin. Do away. It inflates like a balloon. What inflates? Your foreskin.

Chapter 4: What is the bizarre foreskin ballooning technique mentioned?

482.795 - 485.879 Dane Coles

Would you... Well, I'm in it to fill a break.

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486.64 - 490.406

Like a hair tie, Craig? You've got long hair. Oh, yeah.

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490.466 - 496.396 Mark Sainsbury

Yuck, hair tie. True, actually, because I'm rocking scrunchies at the moment. I need to go buy some hair.

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496.436 - 501.382

Yeah, does Bella get mad you keep pinching her scrunchies? Oh, fucking cry me a river.

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503.885 - 512.275 Dane Coles

No, I think we're scrunching in here as our frowns on our foreheads. Maybe I could use your foreskin as like a hairpiece.

512.295 - 515.239 Mark Sainsbury

A little comb over.

516.8 - 527.148

Get the lommu with just the foreskin. It is a podcast. It is a podcast. It is a podcast.

527.71 - 531.723 Bryce Casey

This has been the Morning Rumbles Off-Air Not For Max Podcast.

531.903 - 540.27 Dane Coles

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