OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Mel's Crazy Raisins and The Invisible Rog

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What are the hosts' thoughts on superpowers?

Unknown 0:00

This is a podcast from Rover. I haven't heard language like that since they're on Lost Bingo the other night. Well, that's just fucking bullshit. This is the Morning Rumble's Not For Macs podcast.

Rog 0:14

So, who was on the podcast yesterday? It was just you, me, and Creech. G'day, Creech, by the way. G'day, mate. Sorry, Friday, 22nd of May.

Unknown 0:23

Hey, guys.

Rog 0:24

The Morning Rumble podcast. Full start off the blocks there, but it's okay. It's not about how you start, it's about how you finish. Well, Creech, this is the sub... a subplot to the podcast, isn't it? It's a little side quest. And you two delinquents left early. And so we got Maya in who does a lot of... Oh, I love Maya. She does a lot of web stuff for Jay and Duncan that drives here. This is a subplot. This is Rog, Creech, Mel and the Redhead Kid. Yes. We're trying to sell a deal for this podcast.

Creech 0:57

Fantastic four we would be. You're going to pitch it and everyone's going to go, there's no Redhead Kid. on the show. I don't know what you're talking about.

Rog 1:04

AI a redhead wig onto you.

Unknown 1:07

It wasn't us who said it. It was a listener, didn't they? They think you've got red hair.

Rog 1:11

Thinking about the Fantastic Four, Rod, you'd be Mr. Fantastic. Mel, you'd be the Invisible Woman. I'd obviously be the Human Torch. And Mitch, you'd be the Thing.

Creech 1:22

You got Rod wrong. You'd clearly be Professor X. I'd love to be the Invisible Man.

Unknown 1:29

Why's that? Why's that, Rog?

Rog 1:31

You dirty boy. Do you get mouth guards? See me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can feel you.

Unknown 1:37

I can feel you. What are those hands doing there?

Rog 1:40

So you can sneak into buildings.

Creech 1:41

Oh, yeah. No, no. Yeah. I kept having a shower and somehow I get soapy.

Unknown 1:49

Who's handing me the soap?

Rog 1:52

Can't prove anything. Last night I was cleaning my pits and my bits at the same time. I don't know how.

Creech 1:59

And I was in bed.

Mel 2:04

Oh, my God.

Rog 2:08

Team, what would your dream superpower be? The Invisible Man.

Mel 2:14

Yeah, I mean, come on. The Invisible Man.

Rog 2:16

I'm like, it's the greatest. It'd be the greatest superpower.

Mel 2:20

Oh, it'd be so good.

Rog 2:21

Not great for Mel. No. Jeepers. But Creech, you've often thought about what would your, when you're quite often high and flying. Yeah, exactly. Here's a little hole, wormhole. Not wormhole. Fuck, what is it? Loophole? Yeah, loophole. Thank you so much.

How does Mel feel about being the Invisible Woman?

Rog 2:42

Some hole? I started just thinking about other holes and I got really distracted.

Unknown 2:46

You're always in the hole.

Rog 2:48

And a loophole is telekinesis, right? That should be a dream power for someone because not only can you control things with your mind, but technically that would make you be able to fly as well because you'd be able to lift yourself up. You'd be able to limitate yourself. So you're feeding two birds with one scone there. Is that your superpower? This is a new saying I'm trying to get taken off. You know, justice for the birds. Why are we so violent throwing two stones at them? Why don't we feed them with a scone?

Mel 3:19

A scone.

Creech 3:20

My superpower would be to be able to knock out any bird I see.

Mel 3:26

Why would you want to knock them out? Why do that when you could feed them a scone?

Creech 3:32

Well, because we've got Peter over here trying to feed scones to the birds.

Rog 3:36

But anyway, telekinesis, there's your loophole, and you'd be, what, knocking out birds, Mitch?

Creech 3:40

No, I think, I guess it's kind of a loophole, too. I'd go super speed, because then you'd basically have, like, teleportation if you could just, like, super speed anywhere.

Rog 3:52

And you'd almost stop time. Yeah.

Creech 3:54

You could almost stop time. I could imagine it would hurt getting punched by someone with super speed. Yeah, no, absolutely. It would take someone's head off. So you'd want to be able just to move fast. Yeah, I think that's the one. Okay, right. Mel, what would your super speed be?

Unknown 4:08

Just anyone that fucks me off, just make them disappear. Just poof, you're gone. I'd love that.

Rog 4:13

What did you just call that? That would be a pretty lonely world. All of a sudden Mel gets a cigarette. Everyone's gone. I'm like, oh. She's once again by herself.

Creech 4:28

You've already got that superpower now.

Rog 4:33

I see you already have it. You want to get something that you don't already have now. You've already got that superpower now.