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The Morning Rumble

OFF-AIR ๐Ÿ”ด NOT FOR MAX - Mel's Crazy Raisins and The Invisible Rog

22 May 2026

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Transcript generated automatically by AI and may contain errors.

Chapter 1: What are the hosts' thoughts on superpowers?

0.318 - 14.886 Unknown

This is a podcast from Rover. I haven't heard language like that since they're on Lost Bingo the other night. Well, that's just fucking bullshit. This is the Morning Rumble's Not For Macs podcast.

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14.906 - 22.936 Rog

So, who was on the podcast yesterday? It was just you, me, and Creech. G'day, Creech, by the way. G'day, mate. Sorry, Friday, 22nd of May.

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23.557 - 24.017 Unknown

Hey, guys.

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24.037 - 49.162 Rog

The Morning Rumble podcast. Full start off the blocks there, but it's okay. It's not about how you start, it's about how you finish. Well, Creech, this is the sub... a subplot to the podcast, isn't it? It's a little side quest. And you two delinquents left early. And so we got Maya in who does a lot of... Oh, I love Maya. She does a lot of web stuff for Jay and Duncan that drives here.

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49.182 - 56.768 Rog

This is a subplot. This is Rog, Creech, Mel and the Redhead Kid. Yes. We're trying to sell a deal for this podcast.

57.249 - 64.717 Creech

Fantastic four we would be. You're going to pitch it and everyone's going to go, there's no Redhead Kid. on the show. I don't know what you're talking about.

64.817 - 67.441 Rog

AI a redhead wig onto you.

67.581 - 71.448 Unknown

It wasn't us who said it. It was a listener, didn't they? They think you've got red hair.

71.668 - 82.365 Rog

Thinking about the Fantastic Four, Rod, you'd be Mr. Fantastic. Mel, you'd be the Invisible Woman. I'd obviously be the Human Torch. And Mitch, you'd be the Thing.

Chapter 2: How does Mel feel about being the Invisible Woman?

162.622 - 166.506 Rog

Some hole? I started just thinking about other holes and I got really distracted.

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166.786 - 167.987 Unknown

You're always in the hole.

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168.368 - 193.219 Rog

And a loophole is telekinesis, right? That should be a dream power for someone because not only can you control things with your mind, but technically that would make you be able to fly as well because you'd be able to lift yourself up. You'd be able to limitate yourself. So you're feeding two birds with one scone there. Is that your superpower? This is a new saying I'm trying to get taken off.

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193.239 - 199.214 Rog

You know, justice for the birds. Why are we so violent throwing two stones at them? Why don't we feed them with a scone?

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199.395 - 200.818 Mel

A scone.

200.838 - 203.766 Creech

My superpower would be to be able to knock out any bird I see.

206.716 - 212.083 Mel

Why would you want to knock them out? Why do that when you could feed them a scone?

212.103 - 215.887 Creech

Well, because we've got Peter over here trying to feed scones to the birds.

216.228 - 220.613 Rog

But anyway, telekinesis, there's your loophole, and you'd be, what, knocking out birds, Mitch?

Chapter 3: What unique culinary combination does Creech enjoy?

298.465 - 307.944 Rog

Oh, dear. Now, I'll tell you what. Bryce's superpower should be make his son a better baker. It came in with this caramel slice.

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308.024 - 312.412 Unknown

There's a funny taste to that. Raina said that the other day. It tasted like dirt or something.

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312.432 - 314.837 Rog

Yes, it does. Honestly, give that a whiff. It kind of smells like wheat.

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315.779 - 322.352 Unknown

Oh, it does a little bit. It's a bit funky. There's a weird taste to it, Creech. Maybe he had poop on his hands or something.

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322.613 - 344.207 Rog

He could have. He's four. He's obviously a bit of a renegade. He did warn us. I wouldn't be surprised if he has put weed in there. Give that a smell, Mitch. You're our show boner. I mean, stoner. There's a weird, it's a weird, it's a caramel, isn't it? It's a caramel slice, but there's a weird taste to it. I suppose it's got THC in it. Have a bite.

344.948 - 345.108 Unknown

Go.

345.348 - 353.5 Rog

There's got a weird taste to it. Did you have some? I have, yeah, I have, yeah. There's something gritty to it, eh?

353.52 - 356.484 Unknown

Well, that was his boy, Reuben, had helped make that batch.

356.504 - 360.349 Rog

You know what? I was excited to eat that, because there's one piece left, and I'm not going to finish that.

Chapter 4: How did the lasagna and banana combo come about?

896.874 - 897.595 Rog

Wow. Don't care.

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897.856 - 903.184 Unknown

Don't need all those specialist ingredients on there. I'm easy.

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903.164 - 904.907 Rog

That's good. That's good.

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904.967 - 907.37 Unknown

I like that.

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907.39 - 918.788 Rog

I'd go for maybe a gorgonzola, pear, walnut, maybe some pancetta. Pancetta. A little bit of rocket. What's a gorgonzola?

918.868 - 926.38 Creech

What's that? It's a blue cheese. Oh, is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've got the diet of someone far wealthier than me. That's so true.

926.4 - 928.703 Mel

That's so true.

928.803 - 937.917 Rog

I do not make enough money for my taste buds. You eat like you live in Monaco. You really do.

937.937 - 939.92 Unknown

No, you've got such an elite palate.

Chapter 5: What are some unusual food pairings discussed?

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1027.043 - 1028.847 Unknown

Look at her.

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1029.047 - 1029.508 Mel

Oh, yeah.

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1029.648 - 1034.438 Unknown

You're just like raising her up. I love it. So she just has to walk into a room and you're excited.

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1034.639 - 1041.573 Rog

That's amazing. That's what you need. And every time I see her naked, it's like seeing her for the first time naked again. You know what I mean?

1041.593 - 1042.174 Unknown

And that's beautiful.

1042.675 - 1057.472 Rog

Yeah, that's what you need as a woman. I just draw to the floor. I'm just like, wow. And I've seen it a thousand times by now. Yes. But it will never get old. Not physically it will get old, but in my head. And when she sees you naked, Creech, what does she do?

1059.308 - 1062.512 Unknown

Where is it? What did she say when you were in the shower that time?

1062.532 - 1080.635 Rog

She calls it the gorgonzola. When she, like, flicked it. Courageous gorgonzola. Let me post that on my food Instagram. You're chewing on your gorgonzola. That's why. I don't want to see that.

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