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The Morning Rumble

OFF-AIR ๐Ÿ”ด NOT FOR MAX - Speedway Dick

21 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.335 - 2.34 Jay Reeve

This is a podcast from Rover.

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4.846 - 14.77 David Lloyd

I haven't heard language like that since they were lost bingo the other night. Well, that's just fucking bullshit. This is the Morning Rumbles, not the next podcast.

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15.251 - 33.187

Yes, it is. And it's, uh... It's an addition, isn't it, Creech? It is. When it's just like a subplot, like a sub-podcast, isn't it? A side hustle. A side quest. A side hustle. Yeah, that's the best one, isn't it? Hi, guys. Yes, it's Mel Rodge, Creech.

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Chapter 2: What humorous anecdotes are shared about rugby?

33.207 - 39.321 Kaylee Wells

What a great threesome this would be, too. Without Mitch, I actually prefer this.

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39.561 - 47.839 Mark Sainsbury

You'd be in the corner watching me and Rog going hammer and tong. It would be very breathy.

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48.019 - 51.587 Kaylee Wells

It would be very brief as well, I thought you were going to say.

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He wouldn't be, Mitch wouldn't be a part of it.

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54.771 - 57.334 Kaylee Wells

He wouldn't know what to do, I don't think. It'd be too overwhelming for him.

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He'd just be watching Crusaders highlights on his phone.

59.877 - 61.119 Mark Sainsbury

He'd go get his refreshments.

61.539 - 63.521 Kaylee Wells

So much sporting chat today, guys.

63.702 - 64.022 Mark Sainsbury

I know, I know.

Chapter 3: How does the team react to the Hurricanes' victory?

139.096 - 141.902 Mark Sainsbury

We'll get picked over Samsoni Taukeahu.

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141.882 - 147.814 Kaylee Wells

So if that happens, so if that outrageously happens, you're going to strip off and run around?

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147.834 - 155.228

Yeah, the thing is, Mel, it's a very, it's not a brave bet. It's not going to happen. I mean, it would be the chance.

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155.248 - 155.729 Kaylee Wells

What, isn't it?

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155.99 - 156.511

No, I don't.

156.711 - 158.956 Kaylee Wells

I mean, I wouldn't know.

158.976 - 179.024

Well, he's injured, Mitch, isn't he? Bell. George Bell. He's injured. No, he played in that last game, didn't he? Unless he got injured. Actually, he might have gone off in that game. No, the game you and I went to, he wasn't playing. I saw him in the sign. He wasn't playing. He was in his number ones. Oh, he might be resting up for All Blacks season, Roger. No selections around the corner.

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Well, I mean, maybe I'm thinking maybe. I mean, George Bell, maybe.

184.631 - 186.493 Kaylee Wells

So it's a maybe. It's a possibility.

Chapter 4: What are the latest squad selections for the All Blacks?

229.283 - 239.877

We haven't had any injury updates since the final. Mitch is correct. So are you going to get your battered sausage out? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that what he was just drumming it as?

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240.077 - 249.649 Mark Sainsbury

Your deep fried spring roll. Maybe before. Whatever. What did Bryce call it? He said it was battered. He said that thing's taken a hammering.

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I think he said it was something you'd see at the circus.

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254.754 - 258.799 Mark Sainsbury

You don't want to hear that. You don't want to hear that. No, exactly.

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Chapter 5: What bold bets are made regarding player selections?

258.839 - 261.602 Kaylee Wells

It would be a sightseeing run around here naked.

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261.662 - 275.814 Mark Sainsbury

He's coming back in. I don't know if he is actually. What a tease. Um, here he is. He's come back in. Bryce, get on in there. We're just talking about my circus sausage.

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275.914 - 286.147 Dane Coles

I imagine his cock would look like a hot dog. It gets left with the circus so that a kid dropped on the ground.

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286.167 - 287.609 Kaylee Wells

You just abuse it a bit, don't you?

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And when they rip you off and they only dip the top end of it into the tomato sauce as well. So the top is like bright red.

293.977 - 300.616 Mark Sainsbury

Yeah. Yeah, well, you got me. But, you know.

300.717 - 303.42

It's a bold claim to say you're going to run nude.

303.44 - 305.042 Kaylee Wells

You can't be saying stuff like that.

305.082 - 311.029 Mark Sainsbury

Well, this is a strange thing, right? Like, how would that go these days, you know?

Chapter 6: What are the implications of recent rugby performances?

416.672 - 428.844 Mark Sainsbury

Wouldn't have a clue. I wonder if they can tell if you've been doing cunnilingus. But there's no suction motion. Well, maybe there is.

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428.944 - 433.655 Kaylee Wells

You need to get your mouth swabbed. There's so much in there, wouldn't there?

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Well, of course, it's not a moustache a creature's got, is it? That's the myth. Like a petri dish. What's growing in there?

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443.337 - 446.301 Mark Sainsbury

We do need to get it tested, actually. I need to find somewhere for that.

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446.621 - 452.168 Dane Coles

Hey, there's Jay Reeve. Can you yell out to Jay Reeve? I want to have a talk to him. He went to Wellington.

452.188 - 454.611 Mark Sainsbury

Oh, gosh. Where did he go? Here we go.

454.631 - 455.312 Dane Coles

The chief supporter.

456.133 - 456.774 Mark Sainsbury

Oh, no.

456.934 - 458.296 Dane Coles

Just finish this on a positive.

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