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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
This is a podcast from Rover.
I haven't heard language like that since they were lost bingo the other night. Well, that's just fucking bullshit. This is the Morning Rumbles, not the next podcast.
Yes, it is. And it's, uh... It's an addition, isn't it, Creech? It is. When it's just like a subplot, like a sub-podcast, isn't it? A side hustle. A side quest. A side hustle. Yeah, that's the best one, isn't it? Hi, guys. Yes, it's Mel Rodge, Creech.
Chapter 2: What humorous anecdotes are shared about rugby?
What a great threesome this would be, too. Without Mitch, I actually prefer this.
You'd be in the corner watching me and Rog going hammer and tong. It would be very breathy.
It would be very brief as well, I thought you were going to say.
He wouldn't be, Mitch wouldn't be a part of it.
He wouldn't know what to do, I don't think. It'd be too overwhelming for him.
He'd just be watching Crusaders highlights on his phone.
He'd go get his refreshments.
So much sporting chat today, guys.
I know, I know.
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Chapter 3: How does the team react to the Hurricanes' victory?
We'll get picked over Samsoni Taukeahu.
So if that happens, so if that outrageously happens, you're going to strip off and run around?
Yeah, the thing is, Mel, it's a very, it's not a brave bet. It's not going to happen. I mean, it would be the chance.
What, isn't it?
No, I don't.
I mean, I wouldn't know.
Well, he's injured, Mitch, isn't he? Bell. George Bell. He's injured. No, he played in that last game, didn't he? Unless he got injured. Actually, he might have gone off in that game. No, the game you and I went to, he wasn't playing. I saw him in the sign. He wasn't playing. He was in his number ones. Oh, he might be resting up for All Blacks season, Roger. No selections around the corner.
Well, I mean, maybe I'm thinking maybe. I mean, George Bell, maybe.
So it's a maybe. It's a possibility.
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Chapter 4: What are the latest squad selections for the All Blacks?
We haven't had any injury updates since the final. Mitch is correct. So are you going to get your battered sausage out? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that what he was just drumming it as?
Your deep fried spring roll. Maybe before. Whatever. What did Bryce call it? He said it was battered. He said that thing's taken a hammering.
I think he said it was something you'd see at the circus.
You don't want to hear that. You don't want to hear that. No, exactly.
Chapter 5: What bold bets are made regarding player selections?
It would be a sightseeing run around here naked.
He's coming back in. I don't know if he is actually. What a tease. Um, here he is. He's come back in. Bryce, get on in there. We're just talking about my circus sausage.
I imagine his cock would look like a hot dog. It gets left with the circus so that a kid dropped on the ground.
You just abuse it a bit, don't you?
And when they rip you off and they only dip the top end of it into the tomato sauce as well. So the top is like bright red.
Yeah. Yeah, well, you got me. But, you know.
It's a bold claim to say you're going to run nude.
You can't be saying stuff like that.
Well, this is a strange thing, right? Like, how would that go these days, you know?
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Chapter 6: What are the implications of recent rugby performances?
Wouldn't have a clue. I wonder if they can tell if you've been doing cunnilingus. But there's no suction motion. Well, maybe there is.
You need to get your mouth swabbed. There's so much in there, wouldn't there?
Well, of course, it's not a moustache a creature's got, is it? That's the myth. Like a petri dish. What's growing in there?
We do need to get it tested, actually. I need to find somewhere for that.
Hey, there's Jay Reeve. Can you yell out to Jay Reeve? I want to have a talk to him. He went to Wellington.
Oh, gosh. Where did he go? Here we go.
The chief supporter.
Oh, no.
Just finish this on a positive.
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