OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Turtle Neck To Crocodile Plunge
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What weird food combinations are discussed in the episode?
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Hello there, listener. Get ready for the stuff we couldn't say on air. Oh, no. Runny eggs. End of the world. Here's the podcast.
Welcome to the Morning Rumbles Not For Max podcast. Oh, yes. No, my heart of my welcome to the potty. It is myself, Creech. I've got Mel here with me.
Just Just the two of us. Yeah. Oh, actually, sorry. No, and Mitch.
Yeah, don't forget Mitch cucking over there.
Just the three of us.
The weird redhead kid.
No, you threw in the weird bit. Yeah, Mel. Mitch Gretchen, bitch.
I love it when Mitch can let loose. You're so reserved on here, aren't you?
Fire at will, Mitch. Oh, I've got nothing else.
Tap me out. That runny eggs thing, right? What was that shit? I've never actually had context for that. Does Rog actually not like runny eggs?
Like the scrambled eggs?
Is it the scrambly when they're a bit runny or was he meaning like the yolk when they're... I need my eggs to be wet when they're scrambled and I love my poached eggs runny as fuck.
Not with the slime on the top though. You know how there's that weird clear bit? Yeah, you want the white stuff to be cooked properly.
Yeah, of course.
I think that's what he meant. Like runny eggs like that.
What a loser. That's more undercooked eggs than runny. Because you always want your poached egg to be runny unless you're an absolute diabolical human.
But you like your scrambled eggs girly.
say that again?
You like your scrambled eggs all girly and would you say wet? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love them wet. Real man stabs his scrambled eggs. You should be able to pick up a fork and stab them.
What are the hosts' opinions on runny eggs?
Is that how you like your girls or Jesus?
What are you talking about?
We're talking eggs.
That is terrible. Do you like them slightly harder?
Yeah, you want to be able to pick up a fork, stab them, eat them.
Fucking love it hard, Mitch.
I love it. Guys, I'm trying to talk about scrambled eggs.
I love them soup, like nearly undercooked. Well, we had a lot of food chat today, actually.
We did.
On the poddy. I mean, on the episode. I mean, on air. What the fuck am I saying?
Yeah, there's no podcast.
Thank you. We're only doing rogue podcasts all week whilst the rest of the team is away.
We will every couple of days because if you've been listening to the radio show on air, we've been playing some best ofs from the year that's been so far. A couple of times a week, we'll be putting those together into a sort of montage potty that'll go up on the feed. So if you're missing the other bozos, they'll be up.
Are they missing them?
Yeah, well, if you want to punish yourselves.
But going back to what we talked about today, which was weird food combos. Didn't someone have an egg one? It was like egg and jam.
Egg and jam, which I could not handle that. Egg and some sort of sauce maybe, like a sweet chili sauce. I could handle that, but jam? Anything sweet like that?
You don't like a sweet and salty combo?
Nah. God damn it. Nah, I wouldn't like that at all.
What about pork and apple sauce?
Well, I don't eat meat.
Oh, fuck, that's right.
Just apple sauce, like a baby.
No, even apple sauce is disgusting. I wouldn't eat that.
Bugger. But some ones that we didn't get to. Luncheon and jam.
Oh, yeah.
I can see that. I feel like anything that's sweet and savoury you can get away with. Have you ever had just a honey and ham sandwich? Oh, yeah.
That's good. That's the good stuff. Yeah, yeah. How long have you not eaten meat for?
It must be over 10 years now, I reckon. But you enjoy your meat in the weekends, though, don't you? I sure do. Sure do love that kind of sauce. Does anyone eat luncheon out of you two? Do you eat that luncheon sausage? Fuck no.
What is it? No, I haven't in a while. But yeah, what is it? The ham and chicken luncheon.
Is that what Rog eats? Is that what Rog eats?
Probably. I feel like luncheon is just an accumulation of offcuts. Like they just sort of chuck all the leftover bits, whack them into something that turns them into a massive phallic thing that it just cuts into thin slices.
And it tastes mate. What?
And it tastes mine. Well, try it with jam next time, Mitch.
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