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The Morning Rumble

OFF-AIR ๐Ÿ”ด NOT FOR MAX - We've Found Mel's Perfect Man

24 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What are the early discussions about Mel's ideal man?

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This is a podcast from Rover.

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4.12 - 8.47 Bryce Casey

Hello there, listener. Get ready for the stuff we couldn't say on air.

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Oh, no. Runny eggs. End of the world. Here's the podcast.

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13.882 - 18.192 Bryce Casey

Welcome to the Morning Rumbles Not For Macs Podcast.

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Yes, well, June 25. Mel, you didn't want to borrow this early this morning, nor did Bryce. Oh, I know what you're heading towards. I'm not too sure on how Mitch feels about it overall with the six months till Christmas today, Mitch. Oh, yeah. How do you feel about it? Your thoughts on it.

Chapter 2: How do the hosts feel about upcoming events like Christmas?

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I don't have many. Is that why you've deleted it out of the system? I can't seem to find... Oh, I can chug it back on there for you. In number one there. Whereas Creech is very positive.

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49.82 - 55.51 Mark Sainsbury

Creech, your thoughts? Six months and three days until R&V. Yes. Well, fair enough.

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But you know what's even more exciting is we discovered it was three months until our Bogan Christmas, which is Rock 2000. So I'm very excited about that. Only three months? I know, that's weird, eh, to think about.

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65.708 - 72.066 Mark Sainsbury

That's what I prefer.

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Yeah, I'm excited.

Chapter 3: What personal updates do the hosts share about their relationships?

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You're right. So you are right, actually. So, yeah, six months till Christmas and three months till the last day of the countdown. September 25.

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82.373 - 87.18 Mark Sainsbury

I've only got three months left in my 20s. Yes, jeez, that's right.

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That's right, because your birthday is the day after, isn't it? Yes.

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89.824 - 91.426 Mark Sainsbury

Is it the 26th? 26th. Oh, boy.

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Oh, my goodness. This is incredible stuff, because I don't know. It doesn't really matter. Do people know you're going away?

Chapter 4: How does Creech handle being in a relationship while working?

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Yeah, well, I don't know if we've said anything on air about it. No. Is it all confirmed? It's not a big secret, though, is it? It's not a secret, is it? No, it doesn't matter. But yeah, I'm going back to Europe for a month at the end of August, which will be fun. Okay, so the end of August.

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Okay, and then you're back. When are you back?

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Back on the 22nd of September.

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Oh, so the final week.

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I'm literally back just for those last few days of the Rock 2000.

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Oh, God. And you need all hands on deck in the Rock 2000, don't you, and Creech?

Chapter 5: What are the hosts' views on clinginess in relationships?

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Yeah, I mean, I don't know who okayed that. Yeah. I mean, go surely. I mean, I did have a bit of time off last year. Yeah, but you've been here how many years did we celebrate? 34. And Creech has been here?

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141.164 - 156.931 Mark Sainsbury

Yeah, five minutes. Not even four. You know what happened, mate, is that BK, our boss, you know, he saw that I was newly single and he thought to himself, I want Creech to stay. We know he loves travelling.

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157.071 - 157.672 Bruno Satin

Yeah.

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157.692 - 160.056 Mark Sainsbury

Mm-hmm. He could go and gallivant. He could leave us.

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Chapter 6: How do the hosts define being 'whipped' in a relationship?

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He could. But we want him here. We'll give him a month. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I was going to stay anyway because I had my girlfriend.

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You sniffed around the office and found her, didn't you?

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171.214 - 172.636 Mark Sainsbury

Yeah, yeah, my lovely lady Bella.

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Isn't she going away too?

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175.16 - 177.303 Mark Sainsbury

She is as well. Yeah, she's going for three months.

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How are you going to survive? She must be going soon. Yeah, she's going literally in a couple of weeks. But that is a great question from Mel. Yeah.

Chapter 7: What unique relationship questions do the hosts discuss?

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I'm going to look like Popeye. Because you don't, like, when you don't see her for a little, like, few hours, you freak out.

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192.045 - 201.317 Mark Sainsbury

I do, I do. It's going to be hard. What, your D? It's going to get a flogging, let's just say that.

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Physically, yes, but emotionally, Creech, Mel is right. How are you going to cope?

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205.062 - 227.627 Mark Sainsbury

it is going to be tough i'm not gonna lie i'm not looking forward to it no yeah yeah because as uh as someone texted through the other day i'm pussy whipped yes and you know what you know what i want to say though i've got beef with the term whipped yeah right i think whipped is a toxic masculine saying that has come along from guys yeah that uh that make it shameful but some

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227.607 - 250.063 Mark Sainsbury

guys are for other guys but they're shaming guys for being in love no and i feel like now the world is sort of growing and realizing what it truly is to be a man and being in love isn't isn't bad being in love is actually being loved up is wonderful but that's not what being what does no Is it not? You're not whipped.

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No, whipped is your missus goes, oh, we're going to go for the Europe. And you go, yes, okay. We need to go to brunch on Sunday morning.

Chapter 8: What humorous moments arise from the conversation about relationships?

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And you go, okay. You don't get a say. I don't think you're whipped. You're in love. You're cunt struck is what they call it. Oh, my God. We might beep that, mate. You've been cunt-destructed. That is the term. She goes days without being on the podcast.

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And then here I am. That's how you make an entrance right there.

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Well, I guess you are that, Creech. You are. But yes, I don't think you're whipped. No. No. Some guys are whipped.

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294.174 - 301.725 Mark Sainsbury

But yeah, maybe. I know my NRL group chat will be making jokes. Oh, now we might see, Creech.

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Well, put it this way. When was the last time you told Bella no?

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I can't remember.

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Yeah, you can't. Or when you went out on like a lad's night without her.

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On Saturday. But that was just because she was away. Exactly. Okay.

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Hell, you got a bad. Mel, would you be the opposite? You just wouldn't really want a guy hanging around. When he's there 24-7, it fucks me off.

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