ON-AIR 🟢 - Appendix, Kidney Stone Or Period
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
This is
a podcast from Rover. I've taken the piss since 91. Alright, what the f- The Morning Rumble Catch Up Podcast. You gotta get
this shit together, guys. Rudge, Rice, Mulls, and Mel. The
Rock's Morning Rumble.
Good morning, it's the morning Rumble, one past six. Good morning to you. And don't forget how good you this is the last week of the Rock two thousand countdown. It's back with us on a Tuesday after eight. We are at three seven eight already, into it at eight. This morning, oh boy. It's huge. Uh Mel's good morning. Morning. Good morning, everyone. How are we? Yes, very well, thank you. Morning to you, Mel.
G'day, mate. How's it going?
Morning. Morning, everyone. Yeah, very good. We're gonna get to Mitch at some point. Well do the around the world. Then we'll get to Mitch, I reckon, Bryce, because we need to get to what happened to Mitch overnight. Is he all right? Well, woke up
to multiple texts, didn't we?
What stories are featured in the “Around the World with Mulls” segment?
Yeah, so we'll get to that.
These aren't related, the around the world and Mitch are not related.
Ah it's time for mouse!
The old truck and trailer. The old horse and carriage. How is your The Old Franken Beans?
How is your old truck and trailer going, Miles? Feeling good. What weighty.
Great. Weird how much you look into these stories.
It is, isn't it? It's interesting, yeah. But I do like bringing these stories to uh your attention, front and centre. Where
where are we going
today in the
world?
Well of course this is the Mozambique national anthem.
Of course, yeah. Do that. Always on hand. It's really smacks. Yeah. So
What's happening there? Penises are disappearing, Bryce. And rumors are sparking deadly mob attacks. That these penises are disappearing. Leaving over eighty people dead. Oh no. I thought this was gonna be light hearted.
These are usually sort of light hearted.
Yeah, you can have a lol, but
Not now. Well some of the Mals is D stories isn't you can't lie really can't you?
So
what
people are going after
people
just for their peanut.
A bizarre rumor about men's genitals supposedly shrinking or disappearing turned deadly across parts of Africa. According to police data, eighty people were killed between October last year and July this year after being falsely acclu accused of genital theft.
Oh my goodness. I've heard of you know, obviously people waking up in a bathtub of ice and your kidneys gone, that sort of thing. But not
your D.
Not D. You need a lot of men.
How did Rog announce his departure after 34 years on The Rock?
Well this job
No
Shut up. I tell you what, this ain't it.
Mel, this ain't a Mel, Mel, this ain't a one man job.
You're gonna need a team
of people to get through us. Heavy cutting equipment.
You're doing a story like this, you know Bryce is gonna bring up the Take me with you to the sound.
Take me with you.
I come too.
Take me with you, Rog. Take me with you, Rog. You don't need a chainsaw. Shut up bro.
Mules, these these guys are here.
Okay, so D theft.
They're they're they're D Mine must have gone.
vanished years ago.
Yours yours would need like a big old like hand saw, like a big old like on each side. Yeah. Yeah. Like a long teeth on
it. Yeah. Really big
leathery old dong.
So th obviously they're not disappearing or they think they are. No, exactly. It's
it's actually just like mass hysteria. Um so like rumors spread literally like wildfire through Mozambique, Tanzania, Kenya, Zambia, where social media posts help amplify these claims that strangers could somehow cause a man's D and balls to vanish simply through contact. There's no medical evidence supporting these accusations.
But these rumors
Triggered morbid tax Fifty five deaths alone in Mozambique leading to panic in just six weeks.
No way. Oh jeez. As well I've got you know, I've been to Mozambique. It got it got stolen.
And see how people are resolved.
Told
you. So if you g if you go to Africa Don't spread wildfire rumors. Okay?
Oh.
That's a great story, Wells. Well that's their excuse, but what happened to you, Roger? Oh wow. Oh great text. Can ya give me back my D?
Can you on fire. That's okay. Yeah.
Now we've got to get to Mitch at some point, Rog, because Mitch has woken up in the middle of the night, something's gone wrong.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:49
2
What stories are featured in the “Around the World with Mulls” segment?
0:49–3:00
3
How did Rog announce his departure after 34 years on The Rock?
3:00–8:44
4
What symptoms did the host experience and could it be a kidney stone or infection?
8:44–12:58
5
What are the funniest “Gen Z weak‑sauce” excuses for missing work?
12:58–18:01
6
What details were shared about Rog’s farewell “Last Dance” live shows?
18:01–23:05
7
What is the KFC $5,000 One‑Question Quiz and how can listeners win?
23:05–27:01
8
Who is Kev from TradeStaff and what job‑search opportunities were discussed?
27:01–44:52