ON-AIR π’ - Bryce Has Wankers Elbow
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What happened at the UFC Freedom event?
This is a podcast from Rover. The Morning Rumble podcast, the blistered heel of radio podcasts. On the lawn of the White House yesterday... USA's 250th birthday. Freedom 250.
Who are the NZ Mahi Heroes mentioned in the episode?
Fighting on the White House lawn. It was also Trump's 80th birthday as well. So it all came together. He just signed a peace deal with Iran too and ended the war. Huge day. Can you believe it? God bless Australia. God bless oil. Can you believe the timing? Unbelievable. I actually can't. But I'll leave that out of it. So Mitch, seven fights. They were all knockouts, weren't they? And you were loving it, weren't you? Oh, what an afternoon.
What are some things you shouldn't say during sex?
We should do this every Monday. Put it on the White House every Monday. It's truly spectacular to watch as an event. Put all your politics aside or anything else.
What humiliating injuries have people experienced?
It was a spectacle. Incredible to watch. So I don't know if they're going to take it and do more fights in strange places. Dana White said never again. Okay, well, there we go. Wrap that one up. Yep, said it cost too much. So first three fights, all straight knockouts.
What dog-related disasters were shared?
We get to the first heavyweight fighter of the night, Josh Hocker versus Derek Lois. I was excited for this one because I really dislike Josh Hockett. I don't like that shtick that he's been doing. The macho man. What does he call himself? The Incredible Hockett or something like that. He's trying to really lean into the old stupid wrestling character.
How did Bryce injure his elbow?
But he's heavily family insulting. I don't mind an insulter, but when it's real, when it's wife and mums and dads, I'm like... 100%. But he backs it up. He does. Two totally different speeds. That's it. That's it. Should do it. And it does. Still undefeated. Josh Hook at 10-0. Gets Derek Lewis out of there in round two. I don't know about you, but I don't know many people that could knock out Derek Lewis. Yeah, man. Yeah, no. That hasn't happened very often at all. And Derek Lewis, one of Donald Trump's favorite fighters as well, knocked him out in front of him. So that was a crazy watch. Sean O'Malley, who's another very American patriotic fighter. Superstar.
What embarrassing dog dump stories were shared?
Yep, he was up next. He'd been going out on podcasts and talking about how he wanted to get the knockout, turn around and salute the troops that were all there to watch. And he did it. He did, yeah. I loved how he did the salute as the guy was on his way down. Yeah, yeah. It's a great way to kind of get away with an early stoppage as well, because the ref's like, oh, wait, it's over? Okay, we're over. And the other guy maybe could have kept going. But anyway, the next fight was, I think, what I was most excited for.
What are the funniest moments from this episode?
Probably most people were excited for Alex Pineda versus Cyril Gard. Alex Pineda going up for three belts, the first guy to ever go for it. Also his heavyweight debut. How many weight to make a debut fighting for an interim belt? Insane. And I'm pretty sure all the extra weight he put on went straight to his ass. He had a big ass. Alrighty, have a listen.
That's O'Malley. That's not Pereira. That's not Pereira. No, that was O'Malley. Oh, that's a bit weird. Next fight. What happened next, Mitch? Justin Gaethje, the American. I hope this is Sean O'Malley again. This is Sean O'Malley. Me too. Justin Gaethje, the American. Former used to have the BMF belt, the bad mother effer. taking on Ilya Deporia, who's quickly been becoming possibly the GOAT. Wow, no way, not after yesterday. Not after yesterday. He was unbeaten. Yeah, right, yeah. All right, have a listen. Gaethje is tired. Alex. Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa. He just said something to his brother. No, no, no, no. We finished the fight. We finished the fight. It's almost like he's trying to not finish. And that'll do it. That's it.
And new disputed lightweight champion Justin Gaethje with the ultimate career capstone at the White House. So a bit hard to tell on the audio what happened there. They got to the end of the fourth round. Ilya Teporia's face looked black and blue, just purple. Awful. Gets to his corner, says to his brother who was in his corner, I'm done. His brother goes, no, we're going to finish this fight. And then the corner waves it off.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What happened at the UFC Freedom event?
0:00β0:16
2
Who are the NZ Mahi Heroes mentioned in the episode?
0:16β0:43
3
What are some things you shouldn't say during sex?
0:43β0:54
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What humiliating injuries have people experienced?
0:54β1:09
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What dog-related disasters were shared?
1:09β1:35
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How did Bryce injure his elbow?
1:35β2:15
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What embarrassing dog dump stories were shared?
2:15β2:59
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What are the funniest moments from this episode?
2:59β41:57