ON-AIR 🟒 - Move Bitch, Get Out The Way!

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What food did you regret eating?

This is a podcast from Rover. Subscribe and leave a review on the potty. Every time you do, Rog has to give $1 to Labour. Producer Mitch, he's an animal. He joins us in the studio this morning. He's done you dirty, Bryce, hasn't he? Yeah, I just, I don't feel well. Mel's going to have more on this. It was in her news of this outbreak. But you know how my stomach is not the strongest at the best of times? Correct. Or a bad history. Yes, of course, yeah. It's got a long history of just unfortunate disruptions.

Which female animals are known to be fierce?

Correct. Correct.

How long can you go without seeing a doctor?

And look, it's been touchy in the last 24 hours is how I would describe it.
Kaylee Wells 0:36
Making weird noises this morning.
Yeah. Urgling. Sorry, Mel. My bad. Just turn your headphones up. Just move away.

What happened with the feral feet caller?

Move away from me. I don't know. Bryce turns into the poltergeist when he's got an upset stomach. He does, eh?

What insights were shared about GTA 6?

He goes... Around the room. So I'm not happy with Mitch. Yesterday, after the show, I was out in the kitchen, and I saw Mitch sort of loitering around the vending machine. Yes, he does. I said, what are you doing? And he goes, oh, I'm looking for a ham and cheese toast sandwich.

What significant event happened on this day in history?

Long story short, and I said, well, Mitch, why aren't you using the loaf of bread that you've got in your locker? Of course. Save some money, man. Just make some toast. To which you then told me,

What are the dangers associated with LPG disasters?

No, you biffed it. I biffed it. It was covered in mould. Why are you leaving it in your locker? Here's the problem. Here's the problem.

What were the best bits of the week?

Not just covered in mould as well, like the full, like, up the sides of the bags. Oh, God. It looks spiderwebby almost. Here's the problem. Yes. About half an hour prior to that conversation, I'd been out there and had a little tub of tuna and... and had nothing and I had just enough I brought this tuna and crackers set up and there wasn't enough crackers for the tuna and there was this excess amount of tuna left. Why are you looking at me man? So I knowing that he had bread went into his locker grabbed a piece of his bread ate that to then find out half an hour later after consuming it it was riddled with mould. What a dummy. How you didn't spot the mould? Because it was dark and it was in the morning.
So he's made me sick. He's made you sick. You saw his mouldy breath.
Kaylee Wells 2:25
Did you ask Mitch if you could have some of his breath?
No, I didn't, Matt. This is something that I think hasn't been brought up before. Bryce Casey is an absolute seagull around the office. You see him float around the office. Oh, Ray, you got another Odie slice there? Okay. I do like your muesli bars. If I've got an open packet of shapes, he'll make sure he grabs at least two or three of those.
Bruno Satin 2:50
I've earned it.
I've earned it, mate. I've been here long enough to earn it.
Kaylee Wells 2:56
How was that mouldy bread, though?
Anyway, despicable from you. That's unbelievable. To try and bring down a senior breakfast announcer. Don't you agree, Rog? It's what Mitch is doing. He wants to move into your seat. He can't be doing that, Mitch. It might have been intentional. I might have had it in my locker as a landmine, knowing that your grubby fingers would be going around begging for someone to put toner in. It's organic chemical warfare. Anyway, I don't advise eating rank mulled mullein beer. No, your stomach doesn't.
Bruno Satin 3:30
Yuck, man. What else is in your locker?
Roger, you steal stuff from... Yeah, you've got a lot. Butter and monster? Peanut butter and monster. Roger's known for stealing stuff from lockers. Yeah, I do, I do. Not mouldy bread, though. Good stuff. 0800 ROCKPHONE. Text in 3520. Foods you regretted eating. It's amazing because, Miles, this story's been around for a couple of days, hasn't it? Took out 15 people? 15 people, man. An Auckland mother of two, her eight-year-old, they were vomiting for two days and her partner for a week with fever, vomiting, diarrhoea after they visited the restaurant on June 12th. Bro, that's a lonely time, man. His partner said, I've honestly never seen him that sick before. Making shuttle runs from the couch to the toilet for days.
Yeah, I know that pain. It's horrible. The lowest points. It's so aggressive how it comes out of you.

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