ON-AIR π’ - Our Best Idea... EVER!!
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What cautionary tale does Mulls share at the beginning?
This is a podcast from Rover.
The Morning Rumble podcast. Another way to line Roger's pockets.
What unusual wedding records are discussed?
Mungify's getting another new build.
Hi, Malsey. Hi, guys. Hi, Mal. Do you have, like, a D-Alert on your phone? Yeah, I do. I have a Google News Alert. It comes in. Any peni-related story pop up? That's right.
Yeah.
It's called Penis Injury, my Google Alert. Oh, okay. Mal actually has one. You don't have a Google Alert. No.
What is the significance of the Rock2000 public holiday petition?
Don't lick your lips like that. But you have an eagle eye for such stories. I sure do. I think we've got one for tomorrow as well. Oh, okay. Via Mel. They're roaring. You're welcome. This one, though, this one's interesting.
What insights does Doctor John provide during Medical Mondays?
She's a journalist.
Yeah, she is a journalist.
I'm very professional. A chef in Hanoi, Vietnam, nearly lost his sexual function after attempting to implant beads into his nuts at home to enhance his virility. Oh, no. yeah now according to information for the buck nine general hospital number one i hate to be going to hospital number two or three yeah you really want the number one doctors the doctors in the urology andrology department of the hospital recently received and successfully performed emergency surgery on a male patient who suffered a serious d injury after self-administrating administrating excuse me a home-based penile bead implantation service In the sensitive area. So now is it down the chute to get to the plums? Yeah. Is that the idea?
Oh, what are you up to?
So the beads down there. Like think of a snow pea. Yeah. Or edamame. That's what I thought, yeah. Tasty.
What updates are shared regarding the feral feet competition?
You know? Yeah, the beans. Yeah. And down there, Miles. Yeah, the untrained technician who did it botched the procedure, puncturing the patient's... Of course. Oh, don't go home.
How does the Metallica Factor relate to the episode's theme?
Why? Stay the course. This part doesn't sound too bad, guys. By that evening, it's swollen to two or three times its normal size.
What is the latest on the petition for a public holiday?
Wow. Now, see, there's the catch 22. Yeah, not bad. There's the catch 22. If it's two or three times the size of what it normally is, do you just take that? Yeah. You'd take that? For a bit, you know. Two steps back. You'd be happy with that, wouldn't you? Don't say take that.
Don't go, take that. Don't go, Miles, take that.
Yeah, nah, because if you're swolled up two, three times, you might almost have a normal one. Exactly. What is this story, you? No, it's in Vietnam. Great story, though, Miles.
Don't try and ban me from doing any more stories. Ah!
And that's all from the Me Dong Delta. Sounds Hanoian. Now, Creech, he's come across a great idea. You're not married, obviously, Creech, but you do have a lovely girlfriend. Yes. And you reckon this is how you and your lovely girlfriend, Bella, are going to get married.
Yes, indeed. She doesn't know that yet, but when it happens, it's going to be majestic and glorious. I've found a story of a couple in the States that are attempting to break a couple of Guinness World Records that involve one of my favorite things in the world, water slides. Yes, all right, have a listen.
Thing you don't see every day. A North Dakota couple spent the day in Wisconsin Dells attempting to set a Guinness World Record. Land of Natura Water Park is the sixth stop on the couple's cross-country marriage tour. John and Keisha Lackaduck have been attempting to break nine world records throughout the summer. The record being broken today was the most times a bride has gone down a water slide in a wedding dress. The couple will decide which state to submit their marriage license to based on where they had the best experience. You can follow John and Keisha's journey on their Instagram at Wedding on Tour.
Who else, apart from Keisha, has gone down a slide in their wedding dress?
This is ridiculous, isn't it? I've been trying to find out if this record was already held. Apparently it has been already held. She's trying to beat it. But that wouldn't be hard to beat, going down a slide on a wedding dress.
For those who don't know, that is your absolute one of top three favourite pastimes.
Absolutely. Water slides. That's one of the answers. That's second. But water slides for me, obviously, I love entering the water in a different way to just walking in.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What cautionary tale does Mulls share at the beginning?
0:00β0:08
2
What unusual wedding records are discussed?
0:08β0:34
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What is the significance of the Rock2000 public holiday petition?
0:34β0:50
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What insights does Doctor John provide during Medical Mondays?
0:50β1:47
5
What updates are shared regarding the feral feet competition?
1:47β2:02
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How does the Metallica Factor relate to the episode's theme?
2:02β2:23
7
What is the latest on the petition for a public holiday?
2:23β58:12
8
What fun facts about Metallica are shared towards the end?
58:12β58:22