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The Morning Rumble

ON-AIR ๐ŸŸข - Putting The Fun In Funeral

13 Apr 2026

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Chapter 1: What peculiar stories do Creech and Mitch share?

0.301 - 2.346 Unknown

This is a podcast from Rover.

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4.451 - 15.8 Rog

Subscribe and leave a review on the potty. Every time you do, Rog has to give $1 to Labor. Creatures Corner!

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16.906 - 19.989 Rog

Hello, mate. G'day, team. No one knows what's about to happen.

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Chapter 2: What happens during the Scottish accent auditions?

20.009 - 24.253 Rog

I guess it'll be after that song. What's going to happen next? Except for you, Muggs.

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24.313 - 24.633 Bryce

Yeah.

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24.733 - 35.903 Rog

You're the one that sent this to me on Instagram. You know, we've got some crook group chats. Yeah. But none is more crook than just the one that's just you and I. And I can't actually share.

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Chapter 3: What creepy stories does Bryce reveal?

35.923 - 37.905 Unknown

Oh, you guys got your own one? Oh, yeah.

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37.925 - 40.808 Rog

Because me, us three have one. Oh, no, that's tame.

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41.068 - 42.809 Unknown

That's called... It's tame and parlor.

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Chapter 4: How do they find fun in funerals?

42.829 - 50.961 Rog

And that's called, with two Gs, fucking crook ass. Very crook. There's a lot of crook stuff.

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50.981 - 52.243 Mel

I'm glad I'm not a part of that one.

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52.263 - 65.508 Rog

It's just crook stuff. If this is worse than our little trinity. This is a deep, dark hole, isn't it? It is. Can I come in on that one? Can you let me in?

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65.548 - 66.069 Bryce

Sorry, Bryce.

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67.071 - 71.358 Rog

We'll get you in there. This isn't about me.

Chapter 5: What car hacks does Mitch share?

71.798 - 90.467 Rog

What Mo sent me isn't actually that crook. I find this quite fun. And, you know, he thought, you thought, well, you know, okay, this is something that Creech would absolutely be able to present to the team. Now, I mentioned this on the show a couple of weeks ago, but I'm in a group chat called UFC, which stands for Ultimate Fart Club.

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90.447 - 91.309 Bryce

Disgusting.

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Chapter 6: What emergency calls have been made regarding meat injuries?

91.389 - 101.067 Rog

Now, everyone just sends in voice notes of their farts. No one really messages. You just get reactions, and people will react to an emoji that your fart maybe sounds like, like a trumpet.

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101.408 - 101.648 Unknown

Gifts.

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Chapter 7: How do they incorporate humor into serious topics?

101.729 - 102.209 Unknown

Yeah, gifts.

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102.31 - 116.512 Rog

There's some gifts. What do you reckon about this, Bryce's group? It's just him. Ross has got a theory. Yeah, there's no other members. It's like Fight Club.

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116.573 - 119.196 Bryce

But it's Fight Club.

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120.959 - 138.344 Rog

But Mo sent me a thing and a guy has gone into ChatGPT and has sent in an audio file of his wind machine. and has asked ChatGPT to comment on his music. He'll say, can you please give me some notes on my music that I'm making?

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138.445 - 140.207 Unknown

Yeah, or music.

140.427 - 170.22 Rog

Yeah, so firstly, we're going to play the file that I sent ChatGPT. And may I just say, this is my personal best on the UFC. So this is you sending it to that new thing or to your old one? This is me sending it to the Ultimate Fart Club. And this is a doozy. Okay. Oh, jeez, I don't know. Oh, yeah. It's actually fake. That's real. That came from me anus.

170.32 - 172.864 Mel

You need to go to a gas doctor.

172.944 - 186.724 Rog

No, he doesn't, Mel. Don't tell him how to live his life. Critch is the most authentic person on the show. Nothing about that is fake. No, no, honestly. I'm just saying we're getting paid and there's advertisers that are part of this.

186.944 - 187.645 Bryce

Thank God it's early.

Chapter 8: What are the most bizarre funeral stories shared?

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363.021 - 368.808 Rog

It also has 300 tonnes of illicit substances passed through it every year.

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369.982 - 414.353 Rog

uh roge yes you'd be the dead sea it's a layer the dead sea is 15 000 years old as is roge roughly the dead sea is the saltiest sea on earth roger's the saltiest member of the rumba The surface of the Dead Sea is 440 metres below sea level. Rog is also below average. That's your best yet. Harsh last week, harsh this week. Mel, you'd be the Caribbean Sea. Caribbean? Caribbean?

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414.473 - 415.374 Bryce

How do you guys say it?

415.394 - 447.002 Rog

Either or either. Either or either. Well, the Caribbean was home to the golden age of piracy. Mel also has jewellery like a pirate. Oh, yeah, no rings. We're going to go straight to Bryce then. Bryce would be the Nile River. Oh, okay, the River Nile, yes. Yes, the Nile River, River Nile. It's the longest river on Earth at 6,650 kilometres. Bryce also drags on forever. Strong current.

448.315 - 451.96 Rog

And we're going to go straight on to Mulls.

451.98 - 452.601 Bryce

Why do I want to be last?

452.641 - 461.635 Rog

It's quite hard to find things about bodies of water, believe it or not. Especially if you left it till six. Mulls would be Lake Hillyare.

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