ON-AIR 🟢 - YOU'RE AN ICK!
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What can go wrong when you’re using a portaloo at a festival?
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What a story. Unlucky, right? It's just popping a squat in the in the portaloo and then yep, these flash floods came out of nowhere and sent it flying down the street. And witnesses just watch this portaloo like bobbing down the street until it stopped on a corner.
And the worst part is, like when you're in the water, the poo would follow you. Yeah. But not just yours, everyone else's. One of the worst. You know who reeks of an aqualogger? Creech. Hasn't he done that before? Bring him in. You've done this before. You re now is there a cricket? Have we got his music? Yeah, it doesn't feel like he's a good thing.
You're like Lake Pupuki. I
I don't knock it till you try. Creatures Corner. An
impromptu creature's corner. I actually remember. I think you've told us a story about this.
Yes. And it wasn't the only time I've done it either, but it was the it was the time I've most famously done it. It was at Lake Papuki on the north shore of Auckland after school I was there popping bombs and then um well then popped to one of a different variety.
Almost so you got unamid really. Anamid, whatever it is. You know, like you've jumped in the water, the water's gone out of your butt and then that's flushed it out. Exactly. No
truly Some
days I feel like I need that.
But I I um I'd give it a go if I were you guys because there's zero gravity in there. So it all just comes out in one beautiful swift that foul swoop. You're such an equa. Yeah, honestly.
So you'd done this you'd done a an Instead of Equa
jogging it's Aqua. Yeah, exactly. Aqua logging. But I swam away from the wharf, but I didn't realise that actually there's still a current of some sort. Why are you? And mine mine floats. Mine floated back up and then it's a little bit.
But why do they follow us? What is the physics? Yeah. You know they used to have that program. It's
absolute karma.
That's right. They never did that. Why didn't they do that?
They've got separation anxiety. They get back here.
And so you you've done this. It's following you around like the bookie. Then what happened?
Uh well then it kind of scared everyone else out of the wharf. There was literally like twenty people. And actually, you know what's really sad is that it actually became more of a thing for my sister. She became known as the sister of the guy that pooed in the lake.
Hell of a hell of a title. Yeah, yeah.
Aren't you isn't your brother the guy that pooed in the lake? It was more of a burden on her than it was for me.
The
Creatures corner.
Thanks, Creatures. Lou to three
five two zero to see the Colombian Portalo thing though. Oh yeah. Thank you. Oh bounce back.
Amazing creature. Thanks so much. Yeah, anyway, I just thought of that as a uh and that's what we want to know. Uh you and a Porterloo, what went wrong? O eight hundred rock phone, three phone, two zero. Obviously you've been in one, it's been tipped over, you've been stuck in one. I know, Mel, we're gonna get to you, you fell out of one. Yeah, look, it
wasn't my classiest moment and it was many, many moons
ago. You could write a
book.
I reckon. What do you mean? What a title, not my classiest moment. Volume one. I'm a
change woman now guys.
This is in your news. It made worldwide news this male yesterday. This bloke in a portaloo got caught in a flash flood in Colombia and he's floating down the street in a flash flood in a portal.
See the the something about it's actually quite good because W b is it better not to be swept away than that because it's a bit of a floating object. Yeah. The Portaloo. Yeah. You know, like it might have br actually somehow bought him safety. A place of refuge. A ref refuge.
Unfortunate timing though, uh in terms of him going toilet and then being swept away. Yes. Sometimes you just go there
for a bit of a break.
Hide away.
When you gotta go, you gotta go. Yeah. There is that too, Miles. Are you were you trapped in one, Bryce?
I got stuck I got locked in one on purpose on a building. Totally. Yeah. Um well, first of all I sort of got I remember being at the big day out two thousand four.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What can go wrong when you’re using a portaloo at a festival?
0:00–11:18
2
What dating habits and everyday behaviours give people the ick?
11:18–20:14
3
What happened when a cyclist used a stranger’s bathroom?
20:14–28:15
4
Why does the Rock radio community feel so supportive?
28:15–33:33
5
Who gets the middle-seat armrests on a long-haul flight?
33:33–42:36
6
How does The Eliminator decide which bucket-list trip stays in the running?
42:36–45:41
7
Should Phoenix Crossland be suspended for a hip-drop tackle?
45:41–50:05
8
What are the records for yellow cards and sin bins in rugby?
50:05–56:30