Brook & Jordan DISCOVER Matua Marc's Ick By MISTAKE!
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the sun's going down later? Yes, and bro, I'm in the gym and it's like light by 6.30. Hey, stop there, stop there, stop
there. Too tight.
What is Matua Marc’s “ick” and how was it revealed?
Yeah,
I'm back in the gym. You in the gym, my boy. I'm back in there, mother.
But it is like, right, when's Daylight Savings, isn't it?
End of the month, 28th or 30th or 29th. So we're close. Well,
we're close.
I'm a different
person then. Yeah. I'm sorry world, you haven't seen the best of me, but that's not on my choice. The sun don't come up, it's all on different times. I'm about to be a better person.
I sort of feel like that feeling's lingering out, like our last little shedding of grumpiness and the winter.
We're the snake shredding, we're just coming out of that last little part. Straight up. Anyway, Mark, how are you? I'm well, thank you. Good, good, good to hear. I feel
like I had an original thought, it's probably not, but... I don't really want to be clowned out the room because I actually think that this is a great idea. I also didn't want to bring it to the show because I should probably monetize this idea. So you know what? If it is a good idea, maybe let's take it out of the show. You guys tell us. We'll be the judge. You guys tell me. It's not really an idea of anything. So I also don't want those questions like, what's the idea? Like, come on, work with me. You don't want it workshopped? Judge the vision.
Right, okay. No workshopping this idea. You're going to throw it out there and we're going to say, yes, we've heard it before or no, we haven't.
This is a marriage. I just need to be heard. Okay. Understand it. Understand it. Give it a
break. Also, there is a list that I need to finish. We spoke about that on Monday. It was the list of hobbies that women find attractive in men. I've got the other way around now.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What happens in the intro and sponsor shout‑outs?
0:01–2:35
2
What is Matua Marc’s “ick” and how was it revealed?
2:35–7:43
3
What did the hosts discuss about the new Lotto Division 8 and its payouts?
7:43–9:33
4
What was the High Rocks competition controversy and why did the contestant forfeit?
9:33–13:48
5
What are today’s “Daily Bread” news highlights?
13:48–21:27
6
What are the most attractive traits women look for in men?
21:27–36:43
7
Are we past the point of return for phone‑free socialising?
36:43–44:34
8
How does the episode wrap up and what final thoughts are shared?
44:34–45:10
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