Brook REALLY Thinks He's TOP 100... In The Whole World!

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Matua Marc 0:02
Chemist Warehouse. Have you heard of them? Well you should have. I have. Especially when it comes to Father's Day this week. And uh can I just thank everybody who's taken the time to go in and voice this little clip.
Unknown 0:13
Father's Day is on Sunday.
Matua Marc 0:14
Because we've had a deluge. Nothing better than opening up our DMs. Yeah, deluging. I
Damien Jordan 0:21
want to add it to my repertoire. Repertoire. Deluge. Deluge. Deluge. Delu. Let me play it. Let me
Matua Marc 0:24
play out some of the things that we heard this morning as we locked in and uh and all your messages started coming through.
Damien Jordan 0:31
Five Father's Day is on Sunday.
Unknown 0:35
Father's Day is on Sunday. Father's Day is on Sunday. Far stays on Sunday.
Matua Marc 0:44
You guys are the best, man. Father's Day is on Sunday. I'm gonna go through our DMs and somebody is gonna win that wonderful Father's Day pack that we have. Make it Sunday and Sunday. Yeah. Chemist Warehouse. Uh thank you so much for your support and love. Proud sponsors of the morning show.
Jordan River 0:57
Love ya! Let's push! Give me some Let's Go! Never fold! Ten toes down, baby! You know who it is? I'm trying to be like you, my butt. Shush, it's too late to turn back now. The
Matua Marc 1:12
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Jordan River 1:20
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Jordan River 1:51
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Damien Jordan 1:55
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Jordan River 1:55
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Damien Jordan 1:56
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Daniel McDonnell 2:13
we're number one in the house.
Damien Jordan 2:14
Get it, get it. Yes, sir.
Daniel McDonnell 2:16
Let's, listen, listen, let's get it, get it. This is the war. Bless up for you on your Thursday. Uh it's now officially September. That's what are we the third now?
Damien Jordan 2:27
It's officially spring.
Daniel McDonnell 2:28
It's officially spring. Guys, spring is extra baby.
Damien Jordan 2:32
Win side. Third.
Daniel McDonnell 2:34
Yeah. Yeah, the third one.
Damien Jordan 2:36
That's the fourth.
Daniel McDonnell 2:38
No, it's
Damien Jordan 2:38
the fourth. It's the third. Today's the third. Today's the third. Oh yeah, today's the third. Okay, today's the third, which means there are twenty five days until Daylight Saving. Yes. Yeah.
Jordan River 2:50
Yesoski Yes, give me the show. Watch
Damien Jordan 2:52
out
Matua Marc 2:52
for your heart attack though, remember? Oh yeah. Watch out for the heart attack. Oh that is a
Damien Jordan 2:56
true fact. So don't say it like that. Don't say it for the three.
Matua Marc 3:01
What? What?

How do the hosts handle the birthday check‑in and missed birthday jokes?

Damien Jordan 3:02
But actually, have you guys ever admitted that I was right?
Matua Marc 3:06
No. Would you like to On many occasions we've admitted you were right. Oh have we? No no no, I'm not talking about those occasions. I'm talking about just in general. Yeah. I I can't remember if we've we've addressed that. Yeah. Yeah. I'd probably still
Damien Jordan 3:17
owe someone ten dollars so that's fine.
Daniel McDonnell 3:20
What's on the show for us today, Mark?
Matua Marc 3:22
Talk to us. Much of his morals. Uh there comes a time and a place where we need to clear out a season uh and we need to get deep into an a new season. And what better way to to rip that season open than to have a moral that we can all live by?
Damien Jordan 3:35
I I've also been mocked for this, um, which I only found out before the show when we were doing a little bit of prep. John Brooks. My friend John Brooks. Hmm. Here there's a here here's here there's a recurring joke that you have behind my back with Brooks saying, remember that time Jordan played out a eight minute poem on the podcast? Remember that. Well the poem's back. I found another one. Eight minutes. Don't no it's not eight minutes. It's nowhere near that. Okay. Mine. It's it no it's not. No, it's not. It's three. And I think it's an impactful and powerful poem to hear today.

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