Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
We voted and we decided that I loved my mother the most. And so that's why I would take care of this special Mother's Day. We didn't know you were voting though, sir. Remember we went around and you were like, no, bro, you love your mum the most. It's clear. It's true. Remember that? We just had that conversation, boys. How have you forgotten that already? And the reason I was given this piece of paper is because Chemist Warehouse has all the fragrance, all the gifts, all the care that you need for your mother this Mother's Day. Look no further in Chemist Warehouse. It is the greatest. It is the best place to go for Mother's Day.
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Chapter 2: What ultimatum does Matua Marc give the boys?
Mediops! Let's push! Say no more, take your shoes off at the door. Everything you want, nothing you don't. Real people, real talk. And if we ain't number one on the charts, hopefully we're number one in your heart. Let's...
That is the most impressive thing in all podcast things happening in the world. Might be the best one to date. That might be. That little breath you take there. Doesn't seem like one. That's great.
Kia ora everybody, welcome on in to a Friday show. Let's get it, get it. What is a Friday without that? Man, I'm feeling good. I'm feeling ready now. Mom's spaghetti. Also, just a quick, it doesn't even have to be quick guys, but a reminder that step to a billion. Oh, the sign-up week is about to be over. It's now time to put those feet onto the conference. We can start this weekend.
calm down some of you too. Out here smashing out 80,000. Come on now. No, no, off you go. That's someone running 20 kilometres, you know. I know it's not a competition, but yes, City Fitness, us, we're looking to take a Billy's steps, moving Aotearoa, stepping it up in the right direction. Every week we do this, I'll beat you guys by the end of the week.
Sounds like a challenge. You mean us too? Why are you doing that? You're the lightest here. No, that was good because you got it. I'm in. That's what I'm saying. That was a masterful play. Like, well done. I'm in. I'm in. It's a little competitive here. I'll always beat you guys by the end of the week.
Just to make sure that we cross our T's and dot our I's, we're looking at Stridekick. That's the app you need to download. This is our week to get as many shifters as possible to help us take a billion steps. Go to the Stridekick app. And if you look at the description in the podcast, I don't know why I'm pointing down right now, but the description of our podcast, you'll see actually the code that you need to put in. To join our group. To join our group. And then you can see all our shifters. We've got thousands of people in there. Thousands! Thousands!
And millions around the world. Honestly, it's amazing. It is. It's so, so cool. Hey, what's on the show for us today? Hey, it's Mother's Day. I took your break yesterday, sorry. No, it's good. It's Mother's Day on Sunday.
I think we've got to talk about our mums a little bit always. So talking about mothers and a break, 100%. Love that. What's it all about? It's a great question, Brooke. I would like to bring to the show our weekly treat. That is our weekly Friday whānau feedback sessions. That's from our Spotify comments. We appreciate your input. You're a part of the whānau if you listen and you write comments. We will cover off those comments today on the show.
love that mark i'm gonna throw it right back to you you are uh and i'm panicking to try and find exactly i like this ultimatums it's the ultimate ultimatums now i alluded to it yesterday i'm not someone who works well with ultimatums and probably why i didn't last in our former uh lives as in radio don't put an ultimatum in front of me don't corner this cat
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Chapter 3: What feedback do the listeners provide during the Weekly Whanau Feedback?
One or the other, man. What's happening here? Be clear. Clear comms. In. Locked in. If this project misses the deadline again, I'm walking away from it. He ain't walking away from nothing. In this climate, you think you can walk away?
Please, brother. Please. Where are you going to go? You're locked in. Respect my boundaries or I'll remove myself from your life. Oh, nah, hi. Ten. That's got to be on everyone's ultimatum. Ten. That's got to be on everyone's ultimatum. Hi. See ya.
And I wish, I wish people were more capable of like, when they get like disrespected on their butt, and I know it's for a whole bunch of reasons, but the coolest thing is just like, that person's just like, wow, they never talk to me again. Like they never text, they never look my way again. Ice cold. Silence. That would, I just, I know there's a whole bunch of reasons why people can't, but like, that is when someone goes, oh my gosh. You got me. The feeling you want them to feel, which is like, they did you wrong, that's how they feel it.
They might not feel it straight away. I want them to feel the feeling that they were trying to make me feel. Yeah. Right back at you. Mirror right back at you. That's a good ultimatum that one. It's me or your betting habit. You can't have both. Oh yeah. Definitely. Quit betting. 100%. Throw it away. Forever.
There is no scenario where betting has helped a relationship. Okay, I added betting into that. It's me or the habit. It's me or the habit. You can't have both. What's the habit? Golf. Golf's not a habit, Mark. Golf is not a habit. It's only four hours a day, not including travel either side. Like, what's the problem? It's me or golf.
It's me or golf. There's your ultimatum. You can't have both. Yeah. Where does it rate? One to ten? There's a lot of selfish golfers. So, you know, I'm a double down for the person that isn't a fan of the golf. All good. Learn how to manage your time better. Sort your responsibilities out. Get your house in order. Then book. Then book to 18. How about that?
I know a lot of dads, when we get out on the golf course, it was like, finally the stars align. It's like, oh my gosh, walking to the second hole, we did it. When you're in that mood, the 17th comes around way too quick. And then you start playing like shite and you're like, I'm never coming back. Why did I even make time for this? But yes, get your house in order, get your kids in order, your father time in order. Golf's important too. Then play golf. I've got one more for you gentlemen. And this one I want to imagine it's happened in our workplace before.
One to ten, how triggering is this ultimate ultimatum? Make your decision by tonight or I'll make it for all of us. That's not doing anything for me. Go on then. Go on then. Yeah, we're big truss around here. We'll be alright. We're big truss.
Bro, big. Push that on me. Yeah, I don't think you'll like that though. Push that on me. I don't think you'll like that at all. Let's get into the Daily Bread. That's where we're at in the show. That's right guys, Daily Bread, Breaking Bread with the news of today. And today it is May 8th, that's 128 days to be there, 237 left to get her in it. Get her in it. It is World Red Cross Day.
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Chapter 4: What is the significance of Mother's Day in this episode?
I don't like Red Cross sits up there. There's so many different charities that are like vying for attention and needing money. But I definitely know Red Cross definitely stands out. It's one of them good ones. It's also World Ovarian Cancer Day today. Raising awareness about ovarian cancer, the symptoms, early detection and support. And finally it's Have a Coke Day today. A light-hearted nod to the iconic drink that is Coca-Cola. The Coca-Cola company.
I'd say water is the sickest most consumed drink around the world. Oh, dude, I was looking at one of those, you know, they've got those YouTube videos, not YouTube videos, like Instagram reels, and all of a sudden it goes, where Coke is consumed worldwide, Coca-Cola is consumed worldwide. And it goes, oof, oof, and it shows all the different worlds and how much Coca-Cola is consumed. America absolutely trumps every other country in the world when it comes to Coca-Cola consumption.
Yeah, it would. Which I'm a fan of because I would never tell people how to invest in shares or anything like that. I can see that when I go there. But I have shares in Coca-Cola in my shares account. It probably is Coke. Yeah, I'm trying to Google it. Pepsi's singing beer? Yeah, Pepsi's huge in other markets, eh? Yeah, Pepsi's huge in Korea and China. Coffee might be Coke. Nah, Coke's bigger. 1.5 litre, that would really help. Yeah. Milk? Wait, what did you say?
What did I say? Like a Coke's 1.5? Did you mean like literally to the milligram, litre, how much consumed? I just thought you meant... Do you mean something water, volume?
But see here's the thing, people would have two, three, four coffees a day. I think more people would have two, three more coffees a day than people would be having five, six cokes. Here's the question for the internet today. Here you go. Here's the question for the internet today. What is drunk more? This might be super easy, but I don't think it is. Coke or coffee?
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Chapter 5: Who is Marlee Francois and what is his role in Auckland FC?
Hey Google, what is consumed more? Don't do that. That takes the fun out of it. Don't do that. Just look at it and go, ah. Dumbasses or ah, that actually could work. It's probably none of those. Beer? Let's just put it down to those two. Happy Coca-Cola Day today. Why?
No, I'm just saying. Happy Coca-Cola Day to you. Oh, okay. Sorry, sorry. Sorry, sorry. What's the day? My bad. I really thought you were wrong. Guys, the Met Gala is happening very soon. Do we want to go to the Met Gala? No, never. Okay. Ever. Ten strict rules that... Okay. Ten strict Met Gala... Oh, hang on. Have I got that wrong? Is that kind of a scene you want to be a part of?
Chapter 6: What are the challenges and experiences shared about motherhood?
I don't know about it. I just said, so Ava the other day was like, hey... Ava would like to go, yeah. Yeah, Ava said to me, she goes, hey, if you got the chance to go to the Met Gala, would you go? And I was like, I don't know, maybe. And that's why I just asked you guys, would we go if we got the chance to go? Or are we not supposed to go? I think, I personally think that the Met Gala...
is a ritual. No Ava, we're not going. Ten strict Met Gala rules even A-listers can't break. Number one, theme is everything. Every outfit is designed to match the night's theme. You can't attend not trying to be in theme. 18 plus only, strict arrival times. Guests are given scheduled arrivals to control the red carpet flow. I think this is because people are in the same room that potentially have issues with each other. So you can't do that, oh we'll go when we feel like going. You miss your time, it's a no good.
A quick greeting with Anna. So Anna Wintour. Is that how you say it? Anna Wintour? Wintour. She runs this. So she's at the entrance and she greets all the guests. Yes, she does. It's quite interesting.
She's like the one who, you probably already said it, but I wasn't listening. I was too busy trying to read who consumes more coffee or Coca-Cola. But she's the one who started it, right? She's like the magazine lady. She is. Devil Wears Prada type of lady. Apparently Devil Wears Prada 2 is really good. Apparently, yeah. But that first one, I'll be honest with you, Devil Wears Prada, sorry, that's a great movie that needs to be acknowledged. You guys just ran right past that. Sorry. That was one of the greats.
You've never watched Devil Wears Prada? There's a lot of fricking letters in there somewhere. Devil Wears Prada. Dammit, I haven't watched that. No, honestly, dammit you haven't. Oh bro, I feel for you. Ma, come on, help me out. It's a good one, right? It's alright, yeah. I enjoyed it. It's not the notebook. He hates the notebook.
Another one. You don't get to pick your seat. Seating is carefully arranged to mix guests and to spark conversations. No phones inside. Photo and social media are officially banned during the event. Don't touch the art. Anna has the final say. She has to approve all the outfits. Wait. No smoking inside. Normal. It's a museum. Here's the last one. Certain foods are banned. They've never been a part of the menu at the Met Gala. Oh, hang on. What?
Look he's got his face on now, now he's got our attention, go on. The three foods shocked me. This is why I was talking about it. Because these have never been allowed to be at the Met Gala. Parsley. Good. Garlic. Bad. And onions. Good. Now we all know what garlic does to vampires don't we?
Anyway, next. I can't believe that! One of my best mates in high school, Aubrey, used to call parsley ghastly. I hope they don't serve any blood at the... No, no, no. Guys, this is of high importance, well to me. And it came down to the final two, which I can appreciate, but...
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Chapter 7: How does Auckland FC plan to approach the Semi Finals against Adelaide United?
The MCU have just announced who the greatest character of all time is. The MCU, the Marvel Cinematic Universe. And there are some amazing participants.
That went for this one. So obviously only in the Marvel world. Only in the Marvel world. But you have the likes of Iron Man, Black Panther. Don't let us guess bro. I'm just going to give you the list of who's kind of in here. You can still guess who it is. Captain America, Thanos obviously, Rocket. Great villain. Arguably greatest villain of all time. I'll put the Joker up there too. Because the more we go on, the more I get Thanos. Joker's DC.
villain though, you know what I'm saying? Spider-Man's in here, Doctor Strange, Hulk, Loki, the list goes on. Doctor Strange was dumb. Doctor Strange has... He's dumb. Bro, he's dumb. He is so important. He is so valuable to the team. Do you know who the dumbest is? The Hulk. I think he is the dumbest. Bro, he's pretty dumb. He's so dumb, bro. He's a scientist. No, I'm not saying that intelligently dumb, like just dumb. Like as the character? Oh great, I'm going to get angry and start breaking things. Hello. Like, literally...
Probably the green pencil was just the only sharpened one at the time. It was probably late and he just coloured it all green and then Bob made it to the page. Next minute we got a green monster that's undefeatable. I can't believe that. Doctor Strange too though, bro. No, Doctor Strange was, he played, he served his purpose. Thor is in there as well, okay? So now with all of those that I've given you, now you can decide who you think is the greatest Marvel character according to the fans.
So we're talking about greatest? As in like the greatest as they would end up if they do a Royal Rumble? The greatest character of all time. Okay. Iron Man. Iron Man. He's top three. I know that. He's 100% top three. Mark, what you got? Thor. See, I agree. I love Thor too. Thor would be right up there for me. I'm thinking MCU will. Yeah, it's not Thor. It came down to Spider-Man and Iron Man. I know. Oh, Spider-Boy. Nah, Iron Man got it.
Iron Man got it. I promise you I didn't see that list. I don't know why. I just knew Iron Man was going to get it. Yeah, strong character. Deserves it. Also deserves it. Starts finished. Started with him, finished with him. He's changing to Doctor Strange. Doctor Strange. Correct. Sorry. I also feel literally Robert Downey Jr. made Iron Man iconic. I would not have given a flying rip about Iron Man before his character. It was made for him. That role was made for him. The suit puts him on.
Yeah, it was perfect from the start to the end. So we think too, like, you know how they always do a list of, oh, this were the actors that turned the roll down. Do you reckon there'd be like actors who turned that roll down? And if we think about them in the iron suit, we'd be like, ugh. It'd be like, Tom Hanks turned it down. You're like, oh no. Tom Cruise in there? No.
Yeah, nah, it was for him. Some roles were made for some people, and that was made for him. Anyway, there you go, Iron Man. That is Daily Break, guys. Breaking Bread with the news of today. This is The Morning Shift. We've gotten to the habit, guys. We've gotten to the habits of making sure that we are reading our feedback throughout the podcast, because there is nothing worse than blindly...
Barrelling ahead without knowing what we're doing wrong. True. And what we're doing right. So I have gone ahead and I have grabbed a whole heap of comments from our Spotify comment section and we can revisit some of the breaks that we've done. What's happening over there?
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