The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Unbronze the Shoes

18 Mar 2026

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Ms. Pat has 7 kids in her house, and Ramon wants Balenciaga shoes. Take control of your credit & save 20% for your first year with code PATDOWN20 at...

329: Dug Out Bags

05 Mar 2026

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Ms. Pat has become a Doomsday prepper...and expanded her family again. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

328: Pettlefryers

26 Feb 2026

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Ms. Pat hates Pettlefryers. Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold w/ code PATDOWN at BlueChew.com Get an extra 20% off your order PLUS a fre...

327: Mitch McConny's Light Bulb

12 Feb 2026

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Ms. Pat loved the Super Bowl Halftime Show and wants to know what happens when Mitch McConny's light bulb goes out. Learn more about your ad choices. ...

326: Abused Pokemon

06 Feb 2026

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Ms. Pat and her siblings disagreed about their traumas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

325: Nikia The Begging Ghost

28 Jan 2026

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Ms. Pat wants Nikia to stop playing video games. Deon and Chris think he could do Ms. Pat drag shows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphon...

324: I Had to Put My Click Down

17 Jan 2026

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Ms. Pat has someone stealing her YouTube account, and a telemarketer interrupts the podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adch...

323: Pico de Lie-Oh

08 Jan 2026

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Ms. Pat has a cooking show and she made some pico de lie-oh. Chris and Deon explain what's happening in Vey-la-zuela. Learn more about your ad choice...

322: Melting Suppositories

01 Jan 2026

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Ms. Pat watched the Diddy doc. But she hasn't been drinking enough water. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

321: As Long As It's Curly

24 Dec 2025

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Ms. Pat doesn't have any Christmas cheer, but she does have thoughts about the Epstein files. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adc...

320: Booty Hole and Brain Connection

12 Dec 2025

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Ms. Pat told Chris and Deon to watch the Diddy documentary, but they didn't. She didn't either. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/...

319: Spageddi Brain

04 Dec 2025

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Ms. Pat doesn't miss Indiana snow, and she learns about biblically accurate angels. Nikia struggles with a word and Ms. Pat tells him about almost "k...

318: Hand Battered Brothers

26 Nov 2025

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Nikia and Ashley were on Ms. Pat Settles It, and we roast him for it. Then we talk about pre-gaming at Thanksgiving. Visit https://prizepicks.onel...

317: Molestation Tic

15 Nov 2025

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Ms. Pat has had a few viral moments lately, and we pick our favorites.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

316: The New Ms. Pat Settles it Bailiff

02 Nov 2025

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The Ms. Pat Settles it new bailiff joins Pat, Deon and Chris. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

315: Live From the Patdown Party

23 Oct 2025

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We are live from the annual Patdown party with our typical silliness. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

314: Ms. Pat's Trip to Saudi Arabia

17 Oct 2025

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Ms. Pat shares stories from her trip to Saudi Arabia and we are getting excited for this weekend's party. Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0...

313: White Klay Thompson

12 Oct 2025

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313: White Klay Thompson Ms. Pat saw Bert Kreischer's penis and was insulted, and we are getting ready for the party. Take control of your c...

312: Gronkamoly

24 Sep 2025

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Ms. Pat is working on a new set, and found fire Mexican food in Fort Wayne, IN. Deon then introduces us to Fleece Johnson. Download Cash App Today...

311: Anutstatician

19 Sep 2025

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The big party is coming up and Ms. Pat is gifting Deon and Chris a facial. Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/PATDOWN and use code PATDOWN ...

310: Not Caring... Not Giving A F___ ... Same Thing with Cornelius Lindsey

04 Sep 2025

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We rarely have guests, but when we do, it is a great time. Author and former pastor Cornelius Lindsey used to work for Ms. Pat at the stadium when he ...

309: Rheumatardid Arthritis

27 Aug 2025

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What is growing up under Nikia's eyes? What is wrong with the hands of Dr. Cline's 94 babies? We answer the questions you never thought to ask. Suppo...

308: What does that say about you?

21 Aug 2025

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This is a heavier episode on politics and race (but without the fights). But first, we start off talking about how fat the whole podcast used to be, a...

307: Ms. Pat Gets Stopped At the Border

14 Aug 2025

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Ms. Pat traveled out of the country and got stopped at the border! She shares the story and tells Nikia why she's disappointed in him.  Support th...

306: We Killed Herman Cain

06 Aug 2025

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We cover Ms. Pat's insane, Tim Scott's teeth, and fondly remember the 9-9-9 pizza man. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoi...

305: All The News You Didn't Need

30 Jul 2025

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What is America's most trusted news outlet? The Patdown. Ms. Pat, Deon and Chris talk about the random weird stuff that has been happening in the news...

304: How You Like Your Pootang?

23 Jul 2025

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Ms. Pat tries to read the Bible and tells Deon what the Coldplay cheaters did wrong.  She flew private and asked an audience what they like on their ...

303: What my drawers is doin?

16 Jul 2025

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Ms. Pat has some advice to keep your family safe, and it includes not going to a popular chain restaurant. Support the show and start building bette...

302: Ms. Pat's Big 15 Days after Juneteenth Party

12 Jul 2025

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Ms. Pat recaps her big party that she threw for friends on the Fourth Of July. Get free shipping on your Quince order and 365-day returns athttps:/...

301: Tiger Woods of Farts

25 Jun 2025

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We welcome Ms Pat's friend Calimar White on the show as we talk about Ms. Pat's walking farts. Download Cash App Today  As a Cash App partner, I m...

300: Lady Bug Stabber

06 Jun 2025

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Ms. Pat's party for the Fourth of July is getting out of control, and so are the lady bugs in her garden. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit meg...

299: Nikia's diagnosis that needs diagnosis

30 May 2025

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Ms. Pat shares that Nikia is walking around undiagnosed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

298: All Dogs Go To Heaven

23 May 2025

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Ms. Pat shares a tragedy that happened at her house earlier in the day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

297: PINE-SOL® Jr.

15 May 2025

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Ms. Pat shares some big aspirations with Hollywood types, and then sees a ghost. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

296: I got some outdoors in my yard

04 May 2025

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Ms. Pat is getting into gardening to prepare for amageddy, and discovered how outdoorsy things are in her yard. Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...

295: Mama from middle school to menopause

27 Apr 2025

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Ms. Pat shares more details from her trip to Belize and Ashley's proposal. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

294: You won't Belize this

17 Apr 2025

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295: You won't Belize this Ms. Pat took a fun trip to Belize with her family. Too bad she can't remember it! Then we discuss the current political e...

293: Hell in a Hand Bag and a Sh*t Letter

07 Apr 2025

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Ms. Pat's house is dirty, and it's the MFin kids at fault, so she tells us how they're spending a day off school. Support the show and start building...

Best Of: Ms. Pat's Brother Calls From Jail

28 Mar 2025

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From Jun 03, 2020: A YouTuber returned an adopted child. Nikia stops by and shares the pet names Ms. Pat uses for the family. Her brother calls from j...

292: My Brown Monster

18 Mar 2025

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Ms. Pat makes some disturbing new claims about her FUPA, and then she tells us to stop talking to old people so they won't forget stuff. Support the...

291: Prepare For The Magapodopoulos

11 Mar 2025

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Ms. Pat shares some behind the scenes of her time opening for Martin Lawrence, she shares her love for MeidasTouch Media and we take a few more phone ...

290: Some Big B*tch Sh*t

05 Mar 2025

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An underinsured motorist hit Ms. Pat's car, Chris's dad hired a serial killer, and we answer some touching Speakpipe calls. Get a discount to Big Ass ...

289: Fainting Like a H O

26 Feb 2025

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Ms. Pat got some crazy questions from the audience through Speak Pipe, there was a car crash in her house, and she has some advice for removing things...

288: Talking With Deputy District Attorney Ramona Toole About Ms. Pat's Past and Records Restrictions

19 Feb 2025

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Ms. Pat recently went to an event and met Ramona Toole. She is a Deputy DA for Fulton County that manages the Diversions, Records, and Record Restrict...

287: Ms. Pat's Half Pipe

12 Feb 2025

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The Super Bowl is over and Chris and Deon owe Pat money! Maybe they can go on TikTok and beg the government like one lady did. And we take listener qu...

286: Amageddyready

05 Feb 2025

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Ms. Pat is amageddyready, and hopes you are too.  Support the show by downloading the DraftKings Sportsbook app and using code PATDOWN. New customers...

285: Continuing The Conversation

29 Jan 2025

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We continue last week's conversation in a calmer tone. Get 15% off Branch Basics with code PATDOWN at https://branchbasics.com/PATDOWN Learn more...

284: Inauguration Day

22 Jan 2025

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Donald Trump takes the oath, and Elon does... what? Warning: this is a heated political episode. An update from Chris: https://www.facebook.com/groups...

283: God's Reverse Uno Card

16 Jan 2025

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Ms. Pat shares some personal stories and parenting advice. She gives us a preview of her two big interviews with Dion Sanders and Shaq. New DraftKings...

282: Fart Bag Therapy

09 Jan 2025

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Ms. Pat is tightening some things up on her body and Chris and Deon are dealing with 7 inches. New DraftKings customers can download the DraftKings Sp...

281: Meat Romney

04 Jan 2025

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Sadly, Jimmy Carter has passed, and so has 2024. Ms. Pat talks about her appearance on Netflix's "Torching 2024," and then roasts Nikia.  Learn more ...

280: Winter P*nis

23 Dec 2024

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Ms. Pat shares her appreciation for expensive candles, and tells a story about her dad driving through the garage. Chris Spangle explains why the last...

279: Ms. Pat's Thanksgiving

07 Dec 2024

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Ms. Pat threw an amazing Thanksgiving in her new house for friends and family, including Chris and Deon! They talk about the party.  Learn more about...

278: Ms. Pat's Appearance on Club Shay Shay

25 Nov 2024

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Are aliens real? The government is leaking that they might be, and Pat has a solid impression of extra terrestrials. Ms. Pat had a racist incident at ...

277: Ms. Pat on Puff Daddy Parties

12 Nov 2024

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Ms. Pat answers if she's ever been to a party at Puff Daddy's house.  Support the show and download the DraftKings Sportsbook app. When you use code ...

276: Donald Trump Won

09 Nov 2024

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Donald Trump won the 2024 Presidential election. Ms. Pat, Deon and Chris share their thoughts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/ad...

275: Who Is Going To Win?

01 Nov 2024

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We are days away from the 2024 election. Who is going to win?  Support the show and start your free online visit today at https://www.forhers.com/PAT...

Best Of: RIP Rehab

22 Oct 2024

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Will Smith got cucked by August. Ms. Pat's friend Kourtlyn Wiggins joins us. She talks about her view of Hollywood and shares some crazy stories about...

274: Buy A Ragu, Get A Noodle Free

15 Oct 2024

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Ms. Pat threw a big baby shower for someone and went all out. White Boy Chris reveals what's in Ms. Pat's fridge.  This episode is brought to you by ...

273: Trebuchet T*ddies

08 Oct 2024

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In this episode, we ask important questions like "what is happening to comedy clubs" and "Would you rather have dck-sized n-pples or n-pple-sized dcks...

272: Bad Childhood Memories

01 Oct 2024

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What did Ms. Pat think of Ray Gunn at the Olympics? She tells us, along with a terrible story from her childhood.  Learn more about your ad choices. ...

271: F These Kids

24 Sep 2024

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Ms. Pat's kids are in big trouble for their sneaky behavior, and she's had enough.  This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy...

270: Sneaking Snacks

17 Sep 2024

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We start with sneaking snacks into movie theaters and the rising costs of eating out. The conversation then shifts to more political topics like insul...

269: Understanding Black Identity and Culture

10 Sep 2024

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Join Ms. Pat and co-hosts Chris Spangle and Deon Curry with special guests Trent and Garrianna. Dive into a discussion about Trump's comments on Kamal...

268: Ms. Pat's Pronouns

03 Sep 2024

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Our friend Trent is back! Ms. Pat shares how he became her make-up artist, which was through sheer audacity. He answers if JD Vance is wearing eye lin...

267: Kamala Harris Is the Nominee

27 Aug 2024

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Kamala Harris is now the Democratic Party nominee, so Ms. Pat shares her opinion on it, and then Chris Spangle and Deon Curry argue about all kinds of...

266: Building Generational Wealth

20 Aug 2024

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Who would win in a fight? Chris or Deon? We answer this, and other listener questions, in this episode.  This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp...

265: Ms. Pat's English Accent

13 Aug 2024

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Ms. Pat debuts a new skill as an actress: an English accent. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

264: What Was The Turning Point in Ms. Pat's Career?

06 Aug 2024

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Trent is back! He is Ms. Pat's makeup artist, and funny as hell. It leads to a conversation on when Ms. Pat's career began to take off and why.  Lear...

263: Ms. Pat's Favorite Comedians

30 Jul 2024

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Deon finally made it to Ms. Pat's new house and shares his impressions, and we recap Nikia's abilities when giving a tour. We take listener questions ...

262: Kourtlyn Wiggins From Ms. Pat Settles It Is Here!

23 Jul 2024

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Kourtlyn Wiggins is the bailiff on Ms. Pat Settles It, and he joins us to share his stories about Ms. Pat's early days in comedy.  Learn more about y...

261: Ms. Pat's Make-Up Artist Trent Joins Us

16 Jul 2024

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Ms. Pat was recently on Out and About, a Barstool podcast, when her make-up artist Trent caught the eye of the hosts. The clip has been seen 22 millio...

260: We Are Back in Person!

09 Jul 2024

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Deon and Chris are in Atlanta with Ms. Pat in our new podcast studio to discuss everything from Mexican Coke, fireworks, and testosterone pellets.  T...

259: Ms. Pat Meets Glorilla at the BET Awards

02 Jul 2024

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Ms. Pat attended the BET awards, and met her long lost daughter Glorilla.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

258: Tampax X-Tra Stuffers

27 Jun 2024

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Ms. Pat talks about her nightmare moving day, the grueling process of writing a new hour, and basketball giants.  This episode is brought to you by B...

257: Magic Shave

20 Jun 2024

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Did you get a rape whistle in grade school? Have you ever tried Magic Shave? And do you fall for fake viral videos? Even if you haven't, tune in to th...

256: Ms. Pat's Diss Track

14 Jun 2024

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A 15-year-old making a diss track about his grandma and we have a bizarre story about a Chick-fil-A worker performing an exorcism in Ms. Pat's old hom...

255: What Does a Man Owe a Woman In a Relationship?

29 May 2024

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Ms. Pat discusses the unrealistic expectations some women have regarding financial responsibility within relationships This episode is brought to you ...

254: Season Four Debuts May 23!

22 May 2024

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Ms. Pat shares her experiences with menopause, testosterone, and the debut of Season 4 of The Ms. Pat Show on BET+ on Thursday May 23, 2024.  This ep...

253: The New Podcast House!

14 May 2024

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It is the first podcast in the new podcast studio at Ms. Pat's new house. White Boy Chris Spangle is in Atlanta shooting the second season of Ms. Pat ...

252: Tree Nut In Your Nose

30 Apr 2024

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Ms. Pat is SUFFERING from allergies, and we get a biology lesson on why it is happening.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoi...

251: Snake Invasion

26 Apr 2024

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Ms. Pat has a snake invasion at her new house, and has strong words for Bojangles.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

250: Godzilla of Atlanta

16 Apr 2024

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OJ has passed away, and Ms. Pat shares her thoughts.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

249: Heron and Fetamine

11 Apr 2024

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Ms. Pat is back from her trip in Orlando and updates where she is going next! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try ...

248: Bringing Home the Babies

03 Apr 2024

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From Jan 30, 2020: Ms. Pat talks about getting custody of the babies she's raising. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

247: Diddy

28 Mar 2024

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Puff Daddy is in deep sh&*. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

246: That Real Ronald Reagan

20 Mar 2024

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Ms. Pat had a HORRIBLE experience with an airline and our choices in Presidential candidates.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/a...

245: Ms. Pat's Take on Gentle Parenting

12 Mar 2024

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What is "gentle parenting," and what does Ms. "F Them Kids" Pat think of it? We also stroll down memory lane of elementary school years, and Ms. Pat d...

244: Ms. Pat's Personal Dry Cleaner

06 Mar 2024

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Ms. Pat shows us her house, and we discuss the 2024 election, Shane Gillis, and upcoming tour dates.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megapho...

243: "Nikia, You a Waste of F--k"

28 Feb 2024

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Ms. Pat is joined by White Boy Chris Spangle and Deon Curry, and her beloved son Nikia, whom she stepped on when he was just a nut. Also, can ChatGPT ...

Replay: Boo Coo Of Flowers

21 Feb 2024

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Are Valentine's Day presents really worth it? Ms. Pat says to make every day Valentine's Day.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm...

242: Woke Laundry

18 Feb 2024

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Ms. Pat is tired of her kids laundry mixing, and a cop lost their mind over a nut!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

241: Nut Neck

08 Feb 2024

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Jay Z gave a speech at the Grammy's in support of Beyonce and Ms. Pat weighs in. Drake has a leak and Pat is not impressed. Ms. Pat shares her cure fo...

240: Ms. Pat's Old Neighborhood Falls Apart

01 Feb 2024

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Ms. Pat's old neighborhood in Plainfield is falling apart without her! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

239: Ashy Pants

24 Jan 2024

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Ms. Pat has something going on in her pants, and it's dry. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

238: Ms. Pat's Smelly Dream

13 Jan 2024

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Ms. Pat had a highly smelly dream and wondered if her brain was bad. Then Garrianna checks in about her experience on Ms. Pat Settles It.  Learn more...

237: Cat Slapper

02 Jan 2024

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Ms. Pat, Chris Spangle, and Deon Curry share their New Years revolutions.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

236: Tongue Ozempic

31 Dec 2023

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We tried to figure out why Ms. Pat kept messing up words, and we learn about her bathing habits as a kid.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit me...

235: Getting Screwed In Congress

23 Dec 2023

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Ms. Pat is live on the set of Ms. Pat Show Season 4, and zooms in to talk about a Senate staff engaged in sexual congress.  Learn more about your ad ...

234: Norman Lear Passes Away, Ms. Pat Leaves V-103

13 Dec 2023

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A lot has happened in a week. Ms. Pat is back shooting the TV show, she left her radio job, and her friend Norman Lear passed away. We catch up with h...