The Patdown with Ms. Pat
Episodes
Ms. Pat's Weekly Wrap Up
04 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat checks in to talk about her busy week at home painting, cleaning, eating and celebrating her birthday! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...
Episode 51: COVID Cruise
31 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat is trying to get her money back on a Tom Joyner cruise. She was on a flight where a man was beating it like the LAPD. Ms. Pat won't stop sayin...
Episode 50: Eye Worms
24 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We made it to episode 50 and Ms. Pat can't believe it. Her husband had some eye surgery thanks to worms. She says dirt works for wiping. We talk to he...
Episode 49: I Would Make This Mutha Not Raggedy Anymore
17 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We are one episode away from episode 50! We revisit some of our favorite shows. Ms. Pat is running a FEMA camp in anticipation of COVID-19. Coronaviru...
Episode 48: Strawberry Drank And Dirty Rice
10 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Super Tuesday is over and Mini Mike is out. Ms. Pat will say this about Trump, he’s hilarious. She talks about Diamond and Silk rapping for Trump. A...
Episode 47: The Miseducation of Garrianna P. Lee
03 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat and Chris Spangle have brand new cars and give some advice on buying a new vehicle. Deon still is driving that same sad ass poor car. But he h...
Episode 46: Buddhachuck
25 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat and Deon had a fight right before the show began and things began tensely. Chris Spangle spent the day with Ms. Pat thanks to car troubles. Ga...
Episode 45: Ashy Scrashy
18 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Gwen SomeGodDamnBody has a candle that smells like certain things and Ms. Pat wants to know which scent they based it on. We ask Garrianna if she woul...
Episode 44: Trip Skip
11 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat is getting a side hustle to fund a trip for the kids. She tells us how she would deal with a school shooter. Garrianna joins us and roasts tf ...
Episode 43: A Date To Remember - Live at SF Sketchfest, Part 2
04 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This is an episode you’ll never forget. We are live at San Francisco Sketchfest, and one couple has a legendary first date at the show. Ms. Pat call...
Episode 42: Don’t F**k With Pats - Live at Sketchfest Part 1
28 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We are live in San Francisco at Sketchfest! Ms. Pat describes what it’s like to be a guest on Bert Kreischer’s TV show. We spoil the documentary “...
Episode 41: Gingerfication
21 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat begins this episode with some kind words for White Boy Chris Spangle and a post he made. Ms. Pat hit Louisiana like a hurricane and nearly sta...
Episode 40: Culture Vulture
14 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Kim Kardashian took photos that make her look black, and is being accused of being a culture vulture. Garrianna weighs in on Kim K's darkening over ti...
Episode 39: Achoo
07 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat had a beautifully designed Christmas and she’s already planning next year’s decorations. She traveled to Denver and the altitude messed he...
Episode 38: Kunta Kaepernick
31 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat, Deon Curry and Chris Spangle weigh in on the Colin Kaepernick controversy. Garrianna pops in to share some knowledge about Alex Haley's Roo...
Episode 37: Dick Kidnappin'
24 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat starts the show with a few of her impressions. She responds to the fake kidnapping of a young girl. Deon Curry and Chris Spangle explain pip...
Episode 36: The Giving Season
17 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat is back from the road and her house is a disaster. She went to get the crack babies some Subway, but lost her money. It leads to a conversatio...
Episode 35: Shingalings
10 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat loves Christmas and is making memories for a family she is currently mad at. The group discusses some of their favorite Christmas songs. Ms. P...
Episode 34: Faintinism
03 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat has so many white people working in her house that you'd think the cops were raiding the place. One of them is Richard that talks about the ti...
Episode 33: Hangin in the Hood
26 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A woman goes into school to beat her child, and Ms. Pat has some thoughts on whoopins. She shares a story about her granddaddy that you’ll never for...
Episode 32: Pickle Brains
19 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat talks about the time roaches saved her life. She gives advice to white people and black people, mainly stop killing people over Popeyes chicke...
Episode 31: Bag Daddy
13 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Quisha has been sending Ms. Pat horrible videos including black pastors losing their mind. One included a funeral so bad that Ms. Pat was shocked by i...
Episode 30: Olaf Till Middle School
05 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat is back on the road and had a great time in Atlantic City. The crack babies did NOT go trick or treating because Ms. Pat is old and tired. Ms....
Episode 29: The Need for Forgiveness
29 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
If ever there was an episode where the video is needed, this would be it. We begin with everyone bickering about the video, and it turns into full-fle...
Episode 28: Save the Planet, Eat a Baby
22 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We begin with our most controversial subject yet: eating babies to save the world. Black girls are threatening to make aggressive love to "White Boy C...
Episode 27: Rubber Booties
15 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat talks about plastic surgery and how it' s bringing down her sex appeal. The gang also discusses the magic of the black beauty parlor. Where yo...
Episode 26: Pilot Episode
08 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat shot her pilot! She tells Deon Curry and Chris Spangle about shooting the pilot of a TV show for Hulu. She talks about kissing a co-star, bull...
Episode 25: Tropicainical
01 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat discusses Section 8 Housing not only as a past recipient but also as a present homeowner and landlord. She once she’s a woman on Judge Joe B...
Episode 24: Whizzinator
24 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat is at war with the birds that live on her porch. She’s flat because she had her mammograms. She asks Garrianna about her click. Ms. Pat disc...
Episode 23: Does Your Church Have Snacks?
17 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat discusses her weekend in New York and making a bomb between her legs. The gang also discusses Anti-vaxxers, church, God, and religion. - Get ...
Episode 22: RIP Cakes
10 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat talks about cutting the bs with the RIP cakes. Leave the dead black people alone! She tells an unbelievable story about visiting her mom’s g...
Episode 21: Down On Your Lucky Charms
03 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat went to Canada and can't get an American wifi to watch her Handmaid's Tale. She explains the show to Deon Curry and Chris Spangle. She explain...
Episode 20: Nay-Nay
27 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat opens the podcast by taunting White Boy Chris Spangle. She then proposes jail time for anyone that licks Blue Bell Ice Cream. Deon Curry blows...
Episode 19: Holy Polio
20 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat takes on not vaccinating children after Deon Curry had a friend announce she was an anti-vaxxer. Ms. Pat explains where she messed up as a mom...
Episode 18: What if Ms. Pat Went Camping?
13 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
One of Ms. Pat's babies makes a memorable appearance. A pastor from Zimbabwe is selling to tickets to heaven, and Ms. Pat has some thoughts. Deon Curr...
Episode 17: Big Blue
06 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat is at the house and these kids won't shut up. The ghetto mom comes out at Ashely, Nikia, and Garrianna. White Boy Chris Spangle gets some too....
Episode 16: Dickelodeon - Live at the Just For Laughs Festival with Howie Mandel
30 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It is the first live recording of the Patdown! Ms. Pat, Deon Curry, and Chris Spangle take the stage at the Just for Laughs Festival in Montreal, Cana...
Episode 15: Souse Meat
23 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat takes a trip to New York City and pays the price with chaffed thighs. Beyonce inspires Ms. Pat to think about going back to a historically bla...
Introducing the Moment
19 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Wondery’s The Moment, hosted by comedian Ingrid Haas, explores some epic real life romances to find the answers to our toughest relationship questio...
Episode 14: Black Ariel
16 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat explains edges to White Boy Chris Spangle. He then shares the time he went to a black barbershop. Deon Curry wants everyone to tip. By popular...
Episode 13: Baby Boy
09 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat's son Nikia join the podcast, and gets yelled at for quoting his mom. Ms. Pat wants to lock up a middle schooler in "Guametomal Bay." Deon Cur...
Episode 12: Ms. Pat Visits Joe Rogan
02 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat took White Boy Chris Spangle to Los Angeles, and blew his mind. She talks about going on the Joe Rogan Experience. Garrianna is back and can't...
Episode 11: AIDS-Free Bus Fare
25 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat can't believe a friend wants to wait until marriage and thinks the man ought to be the breadwinner. She talks about being a young mother and l...
Episode 10: Grandaddy Long Legs
18 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This show sets off a debate for the ages: Is it Daddy Long Legs or Grandaddy Long Legs? Ms. Pat gives sex advice to Chik-Fil-A homeschoolers, asks wha...
Episode 9: Bangladack
11 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
On this weeks episode Ms.Pat, Deon Curry, and Chris Spangle talk about phone scammers, burning men, and stealing T.V's. Ms. Pat also teaches the gang ...
Episode 8: Ayesha Curry (Do You Want to Build A Snowman?)
04 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat talks about Ayesha Curry wanting more male attention and Ana and Elsa are building a different type of snowman. Learn more about your ad cho...
Episode 7: Butt Butter and Abortion
28 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat and the gang discusses abortion and women's rights on, she also discusses the time she almost caught the Holy Ghost, and she gives us the secr...
Episode 6: Black Game of Thrones
21 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat imagines Game of Thrones if it was black and talks about her love of Black Pussy... incense. Ms. Pat also solves the 130-year mystery surround...
Episode 5: Ms. Pat’s Meatball
14 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat is losing weight and having her first period in years. Aunt Flo ain’t playin’ and her gynecologist hates her because she loves to get full...
Episode 4: llegal Knees
07 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat tells stories about helping her special Uncle Cecil, her insane family funerals, playing “illegal knees.” We also try to understand what l...
Episode 3: Ms. Pat Explains Abducted in Plain Sight
30 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat opens the episode in an unforgettable way. Then she and Deon Curry explain the documentary Abducted in Plain Sight to "White Chris" Spangle. ...
Episode 2: Tell Your Truth
30 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat shares her thoughts on an ex-frat president that got no jail time for rape. Ms. Pat then explains what she was doing in the 1990's and her lif...
Episode 1: Introduction to the Patdown
23 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat and her producer Chris Spangle introduce the Patdown. After appearing on podcasts hosted by Joe Rogan, Marc Maron, Ari Shaffir, Tom Segura, an...