The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Episode 143: PATIFA Attacks

11 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat was involved in an incident at a hotel, and then the Crackbabies defended her honor. She then announces the Patdown Crackdown, and contemplate...

Episode 142: Pet Smart Pussy

04 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat rode in an ambulance and it wasn't a bad experience because she was sick. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/...

Episode 141: One Two Skeet Sleep

28 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Chris is back from his wedding and honeymoon and Ms. Pat asks all the questions she wants to know, like "how was it?" He then in awkwardly tries to ex...

Episode 140: The Hymen Maneuver

21 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Originally airing as a bonus episode for our patrons, a man stabbed someone over donuts. Ms. Pat talks about fist fights at work and comedy stories. P...

Episode 139: Jordan Cooper, Part 2

14 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Originally airing as a bonus episode for our patrons, we talk to Jordan Cooper, the co-creator of the Ms. Pat show. To hear part one, please subscribe...

Episode 138: Egg nogs

07 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat is having some heart issues and diagnosed herself through her farts. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack...

Episode 137: Ms. Pat's Black Turkey

30 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat had a great Thanksgiving turkey that was so black... well, tune in to hear her say it. Ms. Pat then examines White Boy Chris's Thanksgiving pl...

Episode 136: Down to the Studs

23 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat, Deon, and Chris talk about all kinds of things, like Young Dolph, Christmas decorations, and her new house. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! h...

Episode 135: GILFS

16 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat is down at Quisha's shop dodging crack heads and asking if she's a GILF. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/c...

Episode 134: Live from Skankfest Southwest

09 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We are live this week at Skanfest Southwest! Chris Spangle is snitching and taking steamy showers. Ashley and Quisha almost get into a fist fight. The...

Episode 133: Garrianna Returns

02 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Deon showed up in a tailored suit to the podcast and threw us off. Ms. Pat's allergies caused her to go commando after co-hosting Wendy Williams with ...

Episode 133: Replay: llegal Knees

26 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Chris Spangle shares his favorite episode of the Patdown and why. Ms. Pat tells stories about helping her special Uncle Cecil, her insane family fun...

Episode 132: Hot Owl on Owl Action

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Dr. Pat touches on the pandemic and then turns into Dr. Doalittle Less and learns about owl sex. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcome...

Episode 131: Ms. Pat, the Nanny

12 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat once worked as a nanny. The story is as good as you've imagined it is.1 - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/cr...

Episode 130: Roy Wood Jr. Joins Us!

05 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian and Daily Show Correspondent Roy Wood Jr. joins us to talk about his Alabama roots and working on his new comedy special that debuts on Octob...

Episode 129: Mama Eater

28 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat had a great Netflix special and talks about the experience. Also, Ashley said something that disturbed even Ms. Pat. - Get the Crack Baby T-S...

Episode 128: The Comedy Special Taping

21 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat is on the verge of taping her Netflix Comedy special, and she talks about what has gone into it. We also ask Ms. Pat if she would help one of ...

Episode 127: How About Those Falcons?

14 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat reacts to her Falcons first loss. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: h...

Episode 126: The Baby Daddy's Review

07 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat got an audacious call from her ex about the Ms. Pat Show. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shi...

Episode 125: Witch Dicks

31 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat gives her opinion on the milk crate challenge, and talks about visiting her old trap. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy....

Episode 124: Brandon and Junebug from the Ms. Pat Show, Part 1

24 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Theodore Barnes, who plays Junebug, and Vince Swann, who plays Brandon, on the Ms. Pat Show joins us! Hear Part 2 and 3 in our Patreon. - Get the Cra...

Episode 123: Reactions to the Ms. Pat Show

17 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat reacts to the reviews of the Ms. Pat Show. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook ...

Episode 122: The Ms. Pat Show Debuts on Thursday!

10 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It is finally here! The Ms. Pat Show debuts on BET Plus this Thursday. Her writer Jordan Cooper discusses the making of the show and how often he'd wr...

Episode 121: Backess

03 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat has invented a new word, and cracks herself up with it. She is officially on Tik Tok and some haters have her pissed off. She befuddles Chris ...

Episode 120: Ms. Pat's Disney's Trip Part 2

27 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat took a fun trip to Disney with her family and recaps it. She also visited Chris's apartment for the first time. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt!...

Episode 119: Ms. Pat's Disney's Trip Part 1

20 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat took a fun trip to Disney with her family and recaps it. She also visited Chris's apartment for the first time. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt!...

Episode 118: DickBedoe

13 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat forgot how she pranked Quisha. Chris and Deon try to convince Ms. Pat she is famous. Ms. Pat talks about one of her favorite subjects: Chris's...

Episode 117: Toothless in LA

06 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat walked the red carpet at the BET Awards, and had an emergency that the resourceful Quisha tried to fix. She tells a story about hiring Ciara. ...

Episode 116: Nocolopsy

29 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat shares some stories from her trip to the dentist and growing up in the bootleg house. You will never guess which one was worse.  - Get the C...

Episode 115: Pingwings.

22 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat invited everyone over for a family BBQ and regretted it immediately. Birds are plaguing her porch again. They debate what to do with a broke d...

Episode 114: Ms. Pat, Wedding Singer

15 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

White Boy Chris got engaged over the weekend, and his fiancé gets interviewed by Ms. Pat. Then it leads to a fight between Ms. Pat and Deon. - Get t...

Episode 113: Dr. Patism

08 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Have and ache or pain and some doctor keeps explaining it in long words? Don't worry. Dr. Patism is here to break it down for you. - Get the Crack Ba...

Episode 112: Trust your Intuisials

01 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat made a surprise visit home, and everyone was... surprised. Ms. Pat talks about trusting her spirit and how that has helped her career. - Get ...

Episode 111: Giraffe 69s

25 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat talks about the first time she had a hot bath. Deon Curry is about to have a fight with his neighbor. Chris Spangle rode his first roller coas...

Episode 110: Internet Haters

18 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat got banned on Facebook for thirty days because she was fighting haters on a Netflix clip of her standup. We also talk about problematic Disney...

Episode 109: Drunk Falcons

11 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Out all of all the NFL teams, the Atlanta Falcons have the drunkest and highest fanbase. Ms. Pat explains why. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https:/...

Episode 108: J A E L

04 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat got her booty hole probed. A tragedy happened to Uncle Bunny. Ms. Pat has a warning for people that took PPE loans. We share memories of OJ. ...

Episode 107: Ms. Pat's Birthday Party

27 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Quisha lives. She laughs. She loves. More than most people. She also can travel with a cake like none other. Ms. Pat talks about the party Quisha thre...

Episode 106: Dildo Ponies

20 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Deon Curry and Chris Spangle trigger Ms. Pat with Aldis and then plan their Halloween Costumes. Ms. Pat coins the phrase "dildo ponies." - Get the ...

Episode 105: Toasted

13 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

A radio DJ got fired for comparing black people to toast. Ms. Pat and Deon Curry share their opinion on Coming to America 2. Chris's white ass of cour...

Episode 104: Listener Gifts, Quisha's Birthday

06 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat, Deon Curry, and Chris Spangle get some listener mail. A man claims he found shrimp tails at the bottom of his Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Ms. P...

103: The COVID Man Comes For You

30 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat is finally back home and she has mixed feelings about it. She tells some of the funnier behind-the-scenes moments of the last week and tells o...

102: Period Cakes (The First Patdown Ever Recorded!)

23 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat talks about parents giving their children cakes for their first menstruation, the price of crack and how to flip it, and how she met her husba...

Episode 101: Ms. Pat's Other Brother

16 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Quisha sent Ms. Pat a video of a man fucking a chicken so she made us watch it. We talk about Atlanta gays. Ms. Pat's brother faked being on death row...

Episode 100: Broomstick Dicks

09 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We talk a little politics with Dr. Suess, Golden Trumps, and "Queron." Ms. Pat talks about the time she saw Larry King in person. We judge the nicest ...

Episode 99: Dyet Pussy

02 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat is having jail flashbacks after a boring week for the first time in a while. She's not bored enough to see family, though. We talk about an 81...

Episode 98: Good Grizatism

23 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We discuss what words we'd like to bring back and Ms. Pat has a doozey. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby...

Episode 97: J. Bernard Calloway Joins Us

16 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The daddy from the Ms. Pat Show, J. Bernard Calloway, joins us to answer the question everyone wants to know: "What is it like to kiss Ms. Pat." - Ge...

Episode 96: The Development of the Ms. Pat Show, Part 2

09 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat's friend Jon Radler first heard her on Marc Maron, and knew she needed a TV show. He joins us to share the process of turning her stories into...

Episode 95: The Development of the Ms. Pat Show, Part 1

02 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat's friend Jon Radler first heard her on Marc Maron, and knew she needed a TV show. He joins us to share the process of turning her stories into...

Episode 94: TV Show Update

26 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat is in Atlanta and ready to shoot the Ms. Pat Show! She updates Chris and Deon on all the details. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://ww...

Episode 93: The Capitol

19 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat, Deon Curry, Chris Spangle, and Garrianna share their thoughts on the events at the Capitol. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspat...

Episode 92: Missing Back Teeth

12 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat is chewing, and it drives Deon Curry crazy. Ms. Pat is about to hit the welfare diet given some COVID weight. She talks about heading down to ...

Episode 91: Body Yati Yati Yati

05 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat and Deon Curry explain a new song to the painfully unhip Chris Spangle. Ms. Pat cannot find any decorations for her next Christmas. Mormons ar...

The Patdown Bonus Episode - Live on Stereo

31 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The Patdown is LIVE on the Stereo app and answering listener questions. Be sure to join the Stereo app and follow Ms. Pat, Chris and Deon for the next...

Episode 90: The Gift Exchange

29 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat got Chris and Deon some lovely and thoughtful gifts. Chris and Deon? Well... Check it out. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.msp...

The Patdown Bonus Episode - Live on Stereo #3

26 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The Patdown is LIVE on the Stereo app and answering listener questions. Be sure to join the Stereo app and follow Ms. Pat, Chris and Deon for the next...

Episode 89: Therapy

22 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat is going to therapy and Deon, Chris and Producer Kate share their experiences with it. The Patdown listeners get 10% off the first month of Be...

Patdown Bonus - The Crow live on Stereo

17 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The Patdown is LIVE on the Stereo app and answering listener questions. Be sure to join the Stereo app and follow Ms. Pat, Chris and Deon for the next...

Episode 88: How to Write a TV Show

15 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Writing a TV Show has caused Ms. Pat to realize she has a unique voice. That's true because none of us knew what a "mantra dontics" was. Ms. Pat reali...

Episode 87: Life Advice From Ms. Pat

08 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We take questions from listeners that need life advice from Ms. Pat. We are joined by her kids as they heckle from the back of the room. - Get the Cr...

The Patdown Bonus Episode - Live on Stereo

04 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The Patdown is LIVE on the Stereo app and answering listener questions. Be sure to join the Stereo app and follow Ms. Pat, Chris and Deon for the next...

Episode 86: Ms. Pat and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week

01 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat is having a rough week and White Boy Chris's Thanksgiving meal plan is making it worse. Deon Curry got in a fight with a Hardees worker. While...

Episode 85: Standard Issue American Whites

24 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We start with a blast from the past that might help us solve the pandemic. We touch on some Election stuff, but nothing too heavy. Deon Curry had a te...

Episode 84: The Five Heartbeats

17 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat's nose is dripping and brought Chris and Deon a gift! Ms. Pat got heckled AGAIN! Ms. Pat talks about writing her TV show and met Robert Townse...

Episode 83: Election Recap

10 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat and Deon had a wild weekend in Colorado... No, maybe it was Chicago? Oh! It was Atlantic City! They recap the outcome of the 2020 Election. We...

Episode 82: The Cabin

03 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We start with celebrities endorsing Trump and voting (this is not a political episode). Ms. Pat engages in voter suppression against White Boy Chris. ...

Episode 81: Conversations with Racist Family Members

27 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat opens the show asking "what is wrong with the police?" In the wake of the Breonna Taylor verdict. We also talk about handling racist family du...

Episode 80: Spurned Tongue

20 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat's ex is in the hospital. We talk a little bit about politics and religion. (This was recorded before the first debate). We ask Deon Curry abou...

Episode 79: Q-R-O-N

13 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat schools White Boy Chris on Jet Magazine and black music. Deon accidentally discovers German porn. Ms. Pat is outraged by the Falcons. Ms. Pat ...

Episode 78: Door Stopper

06 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Cardi B is getting a divorce. Carol Baskins is on Dancing with the Stars. Remember the Tiger King part of 2020? Those were the good ole days. We get o...

Episode 77: Ole’ Pizza Licker

29 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat’s niece is in a viral video. These f’n Falcons. Chris Spangle was the Joe Biden of his pizza place and almost got head from a ghost. He sh...

Episode 76: Jawels

22 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat has teams positioned around the country and ready to pick up goods off of Facebook Marketplace. She has DIY'd almost all of the house. Her com...

Episode 75: Sitcom Update

15 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat is not teaching the kids anymore so she’s taking on the role of lunch lady. She then shares a ton of details about her upcoming sitcom. - G...

Episode 74: Ms. Pat's Trap House and Teaching Center

08 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

China is up to funny business by mailing out mysterious packages. Deon shares a video of a wife losing it as her husband's swimming trunks fall off. M...

Episode 73: Imminization

01 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Ms Pat took a trip to the BMV and it has her contemplating forgery. We have an update on Ms. Pat's jailed brother. She tried to buy him a phone. She o...

Episode 72: Two Baby Stone Mountains

25 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Quisha got a penis cake and... it was very graphic. Three morgue workers were fired over dick cakes. Donald Trump argues with himself. Ms. Pat learned...

Episode 71: Romancing Ms. Pat

18 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat’s vertigo is acting up and reminds her of her one powerful eye. Deon Curry is wearing his mask to be safe. They then explain black hair to W...

Episode 70 - Black Republican

11 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat invites Solomon, her Republican appliance repairman, onto the show. Soloman believes that government welfare set him back, so we try to unpack...

Episode 69: Mind Your F** Business

04 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We talk about voting. We talk about Kayne West’s questionable views and presidential run. Ms. Pat brings up white people’s problem with minding th...

Episode 68: Vertigo

28 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat started a Fitbit challenge, but ended up in the hospital thanks to John Paul!! Deon got banned from Facebook for telling the truth.  - Get t...

Episode 67: RIP Rehab

21 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Will Smith got cucked by August. Ms. Pat's friend Kourtlyn Wiggins joins us. She talks about her view of Hollywood and shares some crazy stories about...

Episode 66: Winning the Culture War By Coming Together

14 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We talk about Trump and his failed rally. We talk about the culture wars and why everyone is mad at each other. We talk about what it took for White B...

Episode 65: Bubba and Baby Tupac

07 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We talk the Bubba Wallace noose. Ms. Pat takes a walk in the park and gets harassed by squirrels and hugged by white people. We hear some bs apologies...

Episode 64: Driveway Willie

30 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat recently visited Atlanta and was robbed! Deon has new frames on his glasses and Ms. Pat ran into a fan at Walmart. She gets into an argument w...

Episode 63: Dry Bootyholes

23 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Quisha joins us for the first time! Ms. Pat tells us about her moist backside. We find out what makes Garrianna's bean jump. - Get the Crack Baby T-S...

Episode 62: Diet Hands

16 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat and Deon Curry can't take Chris Spangle's white ass. Ms. Pat has been doing home remodeling during the pandemic and causes a fuss in the local...

Episode 61: George Floyd

09 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat, Deon Curry, and Chris Spangle talk about the death of George Floyd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 60: Ms. Pat's Brother Calls From Jail

03 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

A YouTuber returned an adopted child. Nikia stops by and shares the pet names Ms. Pat uses for the family. Her brother calls from jail and has big dre...

Episode 59: Noise Canceling Wigs

26 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat and Chris Spangle debate a gun shot noise in her suburban neighborhood. She says it is a drive-by. He says someone is building a deck. She the...

Episode 58: Ms. Pat's Favorites

19 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We cover some of Ms. Pat's favorite things. You won't believe her favorite color or what Quisha is selling in her shop. She shares some of her hopes a...

Episode 57: Chicken Ass By the L B

12 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat is working on the house and deserves her own HGTV show. Garrianna defends the honor of Twist 'N Shouts while Ms. Pat's mom used to buy chicken...

Ms. Pat's Mother's Day Wrap Up

11 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat is missing the usually gifts the kids make in school and forgets about another important date. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megapho...

Episode 56: Skater Rank

05 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

What’s it like to watch a movie with Ms. Pat? Deon Curry explains. Ms. Pat can’t figure out what she’s trying to say. Ms. Pat had a phone conver...

Episode 55: Social Disc'in

28 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat's son caught the coronavirus. She tells the story about picking him up at work, and we call him to find out what COVID-19 feels like. We try t...

Sexual Holes in the Wall

21 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

How is Garrianna doing with Ms. Pat being home every day all day? Not well. People are being assholes online for clout while spreading Corona. We talk...

Ms. Pat's Weekly Wrap Up

18 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat is still painting her house and talks about her son testing positive for corona virus. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/ad...

Episode 53: Birds Aren't Real

14 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat has a phone call from her writer Jordan, but she hung up on him cause he was too gay. We learn birds aren't real. Joe Biden loses it. A cucumb...

Ms. Pat's Weekly Wrap Up

11 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Ms. Pat checks in to talk about her trick to buying wipes online, more projects around the house and her secret to keeping kids in line. Learn more ab...

Episode 52 - Tiger King

07 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Deon Curry and Chris Spangle watched Tiger King and explain it to Ms. Pat. That leads her to stories from her past that are just as crazy. - Get the ...