The Patdown with Ms. Pat
Episodes
233: Dominashion Cussin Person
28 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat LOVES the Falcons, but she loves beating the Saints almost as much. She is also a great comedian, but her true calling may have been a dominat...
232: Get Ready, Turkeys
23 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It is Thanksgiving Eve, and Nikia wonders what White Boy Chris is making for lunch. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
231: Are Boys Or Girls Easier To Raise?
16 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat saw the new Wiz play in Atlanta and loved it! Ms. Pat answers if its easier to raise boys or girls, and we have an extra (little) cohost for t...
230: Super Colon Cleanse
07 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat is still full after the fully loaded cruise. Ms. Pat has teenagers at home now that she can't stand. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...
229: Ms. Pat Went on Bert Kreischer's Fully Loaded Cruise
03 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat is back from the Bert Kreischer's Fully Loaded Cruise and shares how much fun she had and how her family took over the party. Learn more about...
228: I Pledge Belligerence
30 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We start off with just Nikia, Deon Curry, and "White Boy Chris" Spangle as we wait for Ms. Pat to hop on. She's currently on the Fully Loaded cruise w...
227: Live from The Second Annual Crack Baby Party
17 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded the day after the year's biggest party, Ms. Pat, Deon Curry, Chris Spangle, and a few of the Crack Babies recap what happened, and they take ...
226: Ain't God Good?
10 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat gets a call from her baby daddy, and the party is this week! Ms Pat CrackDown Patdown Party Discussions! - https://www.facebook.com/groups/350...
225: Driving While Nuggeting
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Nikia has a run-in with the police, and Pat talks about her surgery. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Replay: Ms. Pat's Brother Calls From Jail
26 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A YouTuber returned an adopted child. Nikia stops by and shares the pet names Ms. Pat uses for the family. Her brother calls from jail and has big dre...
224: Racetrack Pizza Killed My Flibido
19 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat had great shows on her first theatre tour, and Nikia had a great lunch at his new favorite spot. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit me...
223: Skeetin and Meatin
13 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We were in person again when Ms. Pat went to Indianapolis for her second stop on the Ya Girl Done Made It Tour. Ms. Pat and Deon meet Chris's purest s...
222: Dick Snitchin
07 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Cops are detrimentally horny lately, and Ms. Pat has a pool and a water fountain at her new house. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone...
Replay: Jawels
06 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat has teams positioned around the country and ready to pick up goods off of Facebook Marketplace. She has DIY'd almost all of the house. Her com...
221: Donald Trump Was in J A E L
31 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Donald Trump ended up in the same lockup as Ms. Pat did. Ms. Pat is close to finishing her house and describes her true passion in life. Learn more ...
Replay: Ole’ Pizza Licker
23 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat’s niece is in a viral video. These f’n Falcons. Chris Spangle was the Joe Biden of his pizza place and almost got head from a ghost. He sh...
220: Glitter Bukake
15 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat saw Beyonce and loved it. She shares what kind of work ethic it takes to succeed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adcho...
219: Ms. Pat's Comedy Club Fights Vs. The Montgomery Boat Brawl
08 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat and Deon Curry compare some of Ms. Pat's classic comedy club fights to the Montgomery boat brawl. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit me...
218: Finding Common Ground
01 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat finds some common ground with a MAGA contractor, and updates us on the kids going back to school, and what she actually uses her underpants fo...
217: Ms. Pat on Carlee Russell's Fake Abduction
26 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
An Alabama woman, Carlee Russell, made up a story about being abducted, and Ms. Pat has some thoughts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megap...
216: Ms. Pat's Ninja Dojo
19 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat never stole stole. Just sort of stole. Nikia worked at Long John's Silver. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
215: Rollover Lunches
11 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Nikia got fired, a grandson lost his sidekick at his wife's house, Pat gives a big party update. Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/pa...
214: Guess Who Is (Not) Coming To The BBQ?
04 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat talks about a tough family issue plus a party update! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.bett...
213: Grout My Tiddies
27 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat had a few problems with the building of her house this week... And a bigger problem with the heat in Miami. Learn more about your ad choices...
212: Meet The Newest Crack Baby
22 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Chris Spangle is a daddy! Meet his new son. Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown Webs...
Black Ariel
20 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
From July 2019 - Ms. Pat explains edges to White Boy Chris Spangle. He then shares the time he went to a black barbershop. Deon Curry wants everyone t...
211: Deon Review Spider-Verse and The Curious Case of Natalia Grace
13 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Deon went to the movies and gives his review of Spider-Verse, and then tells Ms. Pat and Chris about The Curious Case of Natalia Grace. Facebook Gr...
Replay: How to Write a TV Show, Ms. Pat Fired for a Gift, A Baby in the Closet
06 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Originally episode 88 from December 15, 2020, when her TV show was about to launch. Writing a TV Show has caused Ms. Pat to realize she has a unique v...
210: The Little Mermaid Debate
30 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat and Chris Spangle both saw the Little Mermaid and had two very different reactions to it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone....
209: The Chaos Castle - Inside Ms. Pat's House
23 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This show is pure chaos as we get a look into Ms. Pat's dog training skills, and Junebug goes to jail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megapho...
208: Self-Hymenating Manuever
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat almost died right before the show! We review a few videos like crazy guys running in traffic, a Popeyes getting destroyed, and a teacher getti...
207: Gallon of Ashes
09 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Sadly, this is an episode of loss. Family members, friends and others have passed away, so we discuss it. Ms. Pat also shares her final wishes. Fac...
206: Ms. Pat Talks with Joe Rogan about the Dama Lama
02 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat was on the Joe Rogan Experience this week! Chris and Deon remind her of what she said, and then she shares a message for the Dana Lama. Lear...
205: Live from Zanies in Nashville
25 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We are live in Nashville at Zanie's for the Nashville Comedy Festival. We meet a couple in their 60's that are getting it six times a week, a local go...
204: Crackbaby Drama
18 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat has a new car and a seat full of soup. The Facebook group has a thief in it. Ms. Pat passed her inspection thanks to Sugar Man. See the podc...
Episode 203: Will Ms. Pat Show Up in the Freaknik Documentary?
11 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We have a PSA. If you see a young Ms. Pat in the new Freaknik documentary, keep your mouth shut!! - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/...
Episode 202: Ms. Pat on Angel Reese taunting Caitlin Clark
04 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
LSU’s Angel Reese taunted Iowa’s Caitlin Clark at the end of the NCAA women’s Final Four and got called classless for the same thing Clark had d...
Episode 201: The Cycle of Bullying
29 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat's granddaughter is suffering from bullying at school, so to cope, she bullies Nikia. Also, is it racist for a white newscaster to "Fo Shizzle,...
Episode 200: Air in the Nozone
21 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Gwyneth Paltrow has a new beauty technique: air in her bootyhole. Chris Spangle took a trip to LA with Ms. Pat, shocking the staff with his poorness. ...
Episode 199: Ms. Pat's Old Wigs
14 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We rate some of Ms. Pat's old wigs and talk about our favorite moments of her on the Nappy Boy Radio with T-Pain podcast. Check out Ms. Pat's new tour...
Episode 198: Ms. Pat Reviews Cocaine Bear
08 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat was in LA and saw Cocaine Bear with a major celebrity, and talks about helping her nephew rebuild his house. - Facebook Group: https://www.f...
Episode 197: Ms. Pat Goes To Kimmel and the NAACP Image Awards
28 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat talks about her appearance on Jimmy Kimmel, the red carpet at the NAACP Image Awards, and all the celebrities she didn't recognize. - Faceboo...
Episopde 196: Deon Curry's Wild Story Stuns Even Ms. Pat Into Silence
21 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Deon Curry shares a story that leaves the entire cast totally speechless. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: http...
Episode 195: Ms. Pat's Super Bowl Review
15 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What did Ms. Pat think of Rihanna's performance at halftime at the Super Bowl? You may be surprised! - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/grou...
Episode 194: Stolen Chicken Wings and Death by White Compost
07 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We cover a few stories like a woman stole $1.5 million in chicken wings from a school, the ability to leave jail early by donating organs, and getting...
Episode 193: Ms. Pat's Court Date, Part 2
31 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat met her HVAC man in court today. Listen to learn the outcome of the trial! - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patre...
Episode 192: Ms. Pat's Court Date
24 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat is heading to court and has a strange way of keeping her nips warm. Nikia is losing weight, and he shares how. - Facebook Group: https://www...
Episode 191: Deflamation
18 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat has fallen out with a contractor and it wasn't pretty. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.pat...
Episode 190: Ms. Pat Goes To The National Championship Game And The Georgia Bulldogs Butt Whooping
12 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat and Junebug went to the National Championship Game where her University of Georgia Bulldogs laid a beat down on poor TCU. - Facebook Group: ...
Episode 189: Our 2023 Resolutions
03 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A New Year is upon us and everyone has goals. Ms. Pat wants to triple her career. Chris and his wife are having a baby, so they want to save money. De...
Episode 188: Niki's Nose Snorkel
28 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat and the family took a trip to Hawaii, and Nikia had some trouble finding an XXXL snorkel. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/...
Episode 187: Revisiting The Gift Exchange
21 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
From 2020: Ms. Pat got Chris and Deon some lovely and thoughtful gifts. Chris and Deon? Well... Check it out. (Sorry, Ms. Pat has laryngitis.) ...
Episode 186: My Bottoms Is Soft
13 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Nikia joins us while he is getting a pedicure. Old people are horny, and are showing up to Ms. Pat's shows looking for d***. - Facebook Group: https...
Episode 185: F Matt Ryan, That Bigfoot MFer
06 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Matt Ryan and the Colts lost 54 to 19 this weekend, and Deon wants to trade him back to the Falcons. Nikia is here and has a big nose and sounds like ...
Episode 185: Social Disc'in
01 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
From April 28, 2020 - Ms. Pat's son Nikia caught the coronavirus. She tells the story about picking him up at work, and we call him to find out what C...
Episode 184: Hershel Walker's Vampires and Werewolves
22 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat went to the Falcons game and loves it. Plus their record is better than "Matty Ass." Herschel Walker gave a speech and we try to figure out wh...
Episide 183: The Dentist and DCS
15 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat has had a horrible day. First, the dentist messed up her sinuses, and then family services showed up at her house. - Facebook Group: https:/...
Episode 182: White Men On A Plane
09 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat was stuck on a plane with a drunk man that kept kicking an Amish woman. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon:...
Episode 182: Olaf Till Middle School
01 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are looking back at a classic Halloween episode. Ms. Pat is back on the road. The crack babies did NOT go trick or treating because Ms. P...
Episode 181: That Drunk Couple From The Party
25 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A week out, Ms. Pat, Chris, Deon, and Nikia share more thoughts about the party, and then we talk to the drunk couple that got separated at the party....
Episode 180: The Patdown Crackdown Recap Live with Donnell Rawlings
18 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The day after the Patdown Podcast Crackdown, everyone was a little rough. For example, one girl got lost and tried to steal a wheelchair, and another ...
Episode 179: It's Party Time!
11 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Does Ms. Pat regret throwing this party? Also, fuck Matt Ryan. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.pat...
Episode 178 :Ms. Pat's Homecoming
04 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat is everywhere right now, but most importantly, she went back to Indiana for a few days for a show and the act as Grand Marshall of a parade. ...
Episode 177: Sphincter Control
27 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat's butt ain't what it used to be, and Chris isn't a ginger anymore. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-b...
Episode 176: Ms. Pat goes to the Emmys!
20 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat recaps seeing all of the famous people she didn't remember at the Emmys and Norman Lear's birthday party. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! http...
Episode 175: Termite Pussy
13 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A colony of gay termites attacked Ms. Pat. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: ...
Episode 174: The Second Season Response
06 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat is getting ready for the Emmys. We finally talk about season two and the fan response to it, along with our favorite moments. - Get the Crack...
Episode 173: Wild Wild West Mexicans
30 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat gives us an update on her house and what she's learned being her own general contractor. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcome...
Episode 172: Jim Jones Was a Door To Door Monkey Salesman
23 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat, Deon Curry, and Chris Spangle talk about some of the dumb stuff happening in the world, and end up talking about cults. - Get the Crack Baby...
A Look back at Season 1 of the Ms. Pat Show!
16 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Season 2 of the Ms. PAt show is available now. This week we are taking it back to the launch of Season 1. Ms Pat and Jordan Cooper discuss the making ...
Episode 171: The Ms. Pat Show Season 2 Debuts Thursday!
09 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Thursday, August 11, is the big day! Season two of the Ms. Pat Show debuts. Ms. Pat takes a minute to pause and reflect on her success these past five...
Episode 170: This Money Legal
02 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat is tired af, and fills us in on what she's been up to now that filming is over. Then we fill her in on what a wrestler's click looks like. - ...
Episode 169: Mr. One Nut
26 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we are going way back to of the first few episodes we ever recorded. This was a bonus episode, and you can find dozens more of shows exclus...
Episode 168: A Pound For Every Day of the Year
19 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Nikia accidentally tells us how much he weighs and the podcast never recovers. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/cra...
Episode 167: Pissy And Fishy
12 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
No, the title isn't a new Trump-loving tag team. It's Ms. Pat's "vabbing" scent. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/c...
Episode 166: Ms. Pat at the Essence Festival
05 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat finally had the chance to cut loose this week at the Essence Festival. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/cra...
Butt Butter and Abortion
28 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
From 2019: Ms. Pat and the gang discuss abortion and women's rights on, she also discusses the time she almost caught the Holy Ghost, and she gives us...
Episode 165: Wear Your Pants When Pounding With Monkeypox
21 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Could Ms. Pat win an Emmy? We wonder what it would be like if she got nominated. The CDC is recommending that you wear clothes when having sex with th...
Episode 164: Welcome to the Patdownnbgreenrfggghhhg
14 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We do our best to record this episode and it just didn't go well. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shi...
Episode 163: Igleww
07 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat met some long-lost family members this past Memorial Day at a barbecue and then found honey in her new house. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! ...
Episode Replay: Dry Bootyholes
31 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week in an episode replay, Quisha joins us for the first time! Ms. Pat tells us about her moist backside. We find out what makes Garrianna's bean...
Episode 162: Tweet Tweet Twerk
24 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat and Deon had wild weekends on the road this week, but no one ended up in Evansville with a convict. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://ww...
Episode 161: Ms. Pat's One Pot
17 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat cleaned her wigs and gave us an update on her new neighbors. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-...
Episode 160: E.T. Phone Worldstar
10 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat met Mary J. Blige, and Chris lost his nut weight. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Fa...
Episode 159: Belching Blockages
03 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat makes a couple of announcements on October's Crackbaby party and then talks about seeing a medium that gave bad health advice. - Get the Crac...
Episode 158: Butt Binky
26 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Why are people putting things in their butt? We scroll through some butt plugs to figure it out. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcome...
Episode 157: Stay Busy, Stay Dizzy
19 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat hates light, and had another health scare. She has a huge announcement for the Crackdown party. Cook County Jail inmates are spiting in booty ...
Episode 156: The Will Smith and Chris Rock Fight
12 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
What does Ms. Pat think of the Will Smith and Chris Rock fight? Also, you won't believe where her birthday party was accidentally held. - Get the Cra...
Episode 155: Ms. Pat Reacts to Matt Ryan's Trade
05 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Matt Ryan is GONE! Atlanta has traded Matt Ryan to Indianapolis in exchange for Ms. Pat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoice...
Episode 154: The Big Buford
29 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Would Deon and Chris take male birth control? Ms. Pat then shares a video on a pastor and his big Buford. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://ww...
Episode 153: Nikia's Gas Station Buffet
22 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Like his sister, Nikia eat everything. He goes to the gas station has a full meal, and then takes a nap at a Trick Daddy concert. He then helps Chris ...
Episode 152: Corey Ography
15 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Nikia and his nose joins us. The Ms. Pat Show is coming to BET on basic cable! Ms. Pat had a bad dining experience! - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! ht...
Episode 151: Beating Tanks With Shoes
08 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat drove in her underpants. That's pretty much all you need to know. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-ba...
Episode 150: Alley Bats
01 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Nikia stops by briefly to share some thoughts on Deon and Chris, but he's dressed like a tossed sketch from the intro to Fresh Prince from Bel Air. De...
Episode 149: RIP Lindsey Pearlman
22 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We break down a video of an asswhoopin' at Applebees. Then Ms. Pat addresses the death of Lindsey Pearlman, an actress on the Ms. Pat Show. - Get the...
Episode 148: Boo Coo Of Flowers
15 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Are Valentine's Day presents really worth it? Ms. Pat says to make every day Valentine's Day. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomed...
Episode 147: Ms. Pat Speaks About Joe Rogan
08 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat has been asked a lot about Joe Rogan's past use of the n-word and talks about her thoughts on what happened. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! h...
Episode 146: The Ms. Pat Show Daughters Join Us!
01 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are joined by the daughters from the Ms. Pat Show. Briyana Guadalupe plays Janelle and Brittany Inge plays Ashley. Follow them: Briyana ...
Episode 145: Chris Has COVID, Cats and Crabs
25 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It is Ms. Pat's first day back at the set, and nothing is going right. A month into marriage, we check in with Chris Spangle and he has a new round of...
Episode 144: Moving Day
18 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Pat is moving out of Plainfield, IN and to Atlanta on the same day her show moves to Paramount Plus. Check it out now as well as her Netflix speci...