12PM - Former Steelers cornerback Steven Nelson calls out Ben Roethlisberger; Stanley Cup Champion Jay Caufield on Olympic hockey, Penguins surge

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What unusual animal behaviors are discussed at the beginning?

Joe Starkey 0:00
So Limits wondered earlier if turkeys hibernate, Bob, and that became apparently very big on the text line. Also foxes and coyotes in Green Tree. And then Donnie came sauntering down the hallway and mentioned that iguanas in Florida, when it's cold, they freeze. They freeze, but not to death. Right, so they'll turn into ice cubes. They'll just freeze and they'll drop off of trees, but then they come back to life? They're like mummies.
Bob Pompeani 0:29
That's frightening. I didn't know that. I mean, how do you survive with being frozen for a significant amount of time?
Joe Starkey 0:36
It's like a living cryo chamber, is it not? What the hell is that limits? A frozen iguana comes back to life?
Steven Nelson 0:43
What is this, Antonio Brown's feet? No, like I think, you know, like in movies when they freeze someone's head.
Joe Starkey 0:50
Yeah, like Ted Williams. I think they froze his head in a cryo chamber. He's not going to come back to life in the year 2080, is he?
Steven Nelson 0:58
No, that's not the correlation I was trying to make. But I guess when iguanas freeze, they can come back and just be perfectly okay because they're iguanas. And they're warm-blooded? I have no idea.
Joe Starkey 1:11
I don't know either.
Steven Nelson 1:12
Are they warm-blooded?
Bob Pompeani 1:13
I don't know. They have to be. They're in Florida. Welcome our next guest. It's Marlon Perkins. As we now discuss whether or not a giraffe has, what do we want to discuss?
Steven Nelson 1:24
Can the Pittsburgh Zoo weigh in on this?
Joe Starkey 1:26
Do they have any iguanas? Well, the texters apparently weighed in on hibernating turkeys. Yes. And we found out that turkeys, to our great surprise, don't hibernate.
Steven Nelson 1:35
Well, one texter says, whenever I hear you guys talk about wild animals, I have a sense of relief knowing in an apocalypse I'm not at the bottom of the food chain.
Joe Starkey 1:46
He'll be hibernating in the apocalypse.
Steven Nelson 1:48
Another texter says, you could punt a fox farther than Presley Harvin. They're tiny. Bob, Presley Harvin catching a stray. I saw. Is he in the league at all? He was on somebody's practice squad or was for somebody for a couple of days.
Joe Starkey 2:06
I'm sorry, you don't think a fox is dangerous? I saw one in my neighborhood and it was a kid. It was a kid fox, which means he's got parents, which means there's a whole fox family right near me.
Steven Nelson 2:18
Somebody else says they've hired a coyote when he was hunting, and as soon as they see you, they run like a scared chicken. Right, that's what I'm saying, Joe.
Bob Pompeani 2:25
You wouldn't have to worry about a coyote. In fact, you can go out there and save your dog.
Joe Starkey 2:28
Easy for you to say, Bob. If you're taking out the garbage at 2 in the morning and you run across a coyote, you're just going to be like, oh, this is no big deal. I'm just staring at a coyote.
Bob Pompeani 2:38
That's what I'll do. because that's what I've heard you need to do. You need to stand your spot, look at him, give him the impression that he's in trouble, not you. Yeah. Because if you, you may go the other way and he may follow you.
Joe Starkey 2:49
It's a good game plan, but like Mike Tyson said, everybody has a plan until you get punched in the face. I'd be running like Usain Bolt if I saw a coyote. Would you be squealing and yelling and what would you be doing?
Bob Pompeani 2:59
I don't know. I'm running. Don't eat me.
Steven Nelson 3:06
I tell you what, that could repel a coyote.
Bob Pompeani 3:09
That might be my secret weapon right there. It's like one of these skunks that you let your offense go with all this smell. For you, that would scare people away. That's my secret weapon.
Steven Nelson 3:23
I don't know. That might attract a coyote. Maybe a coyote thinks that's an injured sheep.
Joe Starkey 3:27
Do coyote feed on sheep? That might be a problem, actually. The wild, wild kingdom here on 93.7.
Bob Pompeani 3:34
Stop it.
Joe Starkey 3:35
Where are we going? Anything else on the text line?

What claims did Steven Nelson make about Ben Roethlisberger?

Bob Pompeani 3:39
You had something that you wanted to say.
Joe Starkey 3:41
I know. I did, but I didn't know if Limit said anything else.
Steven Nelson 3:45
Well, the texters were also mentioning our discussion about the Olympic ratings and stuff like that. Yeah. And saying that there are a lot of Canadians and people from Pittsburgh and stuff like that that have migrated to Fort Myers.
Bob Pompeani 3:56
That's a good point.
Steven Nelson 3:56
No, no, no.
Joe Starkey 3:57
I'm not questioning Fort Myers as like a legitimate place. I just I didn't know it was. Well, it's not. It's not a top 50 television market.

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