The Pottervision Podcast
Episodes
Malfoy Manor - 188
16 Mar 2026
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The Deathly Hallows - 187
02 Mar 2026
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The tale of the Three Brothers - 186
16 Feb 2026
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Xenophilius Lovegood - 185
02 Feb 2026
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The Silver Doe - 184
19 Jan 2026
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Life and lies of Albus Dumbledore - 183
05 Jan 2026
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Bathildas Secret - 182
22 Dec 2025
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Godric's Hollow - 181
08 Dec 2025
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The Goblin's Revenge - 180
23 Nov 2025
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Tensions rise as the trio backpack across the British countryside, and Ron abandons the group so that he can stay in a nearby Premier Inn. To support ...
The Thief - 179
10 Nov 2025
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Harry, Ron and Hermione decide the best way to find Voldemort's horcruxes is to go glamping in a forest. To support the show and get access to exclusi...
The Muggle-Born Registration Commission - 178
27 Oct 2025
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Recorded live in London at the Cheerful Earful Podcast festival, the boys discuss eyeball door cameras, self-printing pamphlets and the best way to fe...
Magic is Might - 177
13 Oct 2025
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The gang infiltrate the ministry, disguising themselves as Stella, Dave Coaches and some other bloke. To support the show and get access to exclusive ...
The Bribe - 176
29 Sep 2025
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Deadbeat dad-to-be Remus pops round before the gang question the most horribly-named git in Christendom, Mundungus Fletcher. To support the show and g...
Kreacher's Tale - 175
15 Sep 2025
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Gather round, it's time for some horrible little elf to tell you a story. To support the show and get access to exclusive episodes and content visit w...
A Place to Hide - 174
01 Sep 2025
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Death Eaters turn up to Bill and Fleur's evening do, so Harry, Ron and Hermione discuss next steps at the local greasy spoon. To support the show and ...
The Wedding - 173
18 Aug 2025
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Harry goes to a wedding dressed as Ed Sheeran, and starts gossiping with all the old women. To support the show and get access to exclusive episodes a...
The Will of Albus Dumbledore - 172
04 Aug 2025
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Magic's Gordon Brown takes time away from calling constituents 'bigot' and hands out the contents of Dumbledore's will. To support the show and get...
The Ghoul in Pyjamas - 171
21 Jul 2025
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Molly sets the kids to helping with wedding prep, as Hermione photoshops herself out of family photos in order to protect her parents. To support the ...
Fallen Warrior - 170
10 Jul 2025
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Tonks' parents take care of two injured lads, and casualties are counted on the Weasley estate. To support the show and get access to exclusive episod...
The Seven Potters - 169
23 Jun 2025
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Harry takes a leaf out of Voldemort's book and splits his soul into seven Order of the Phoenix members. To support the show and get access to exclusiv...
The Dursleys Departing - 168
09 Jun 2025
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The Dursleys decide whether they want to stay at home and get tortured or move away from Little Whinging, before Dudley magnanimously makes amends wit...
In Memoriam - 167
26 May 2025
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Dumbledore's spread-eagled corpse is still six-feet under, and Harry's reading about the life of his former headmaster in the local rag. To support th...
The Dark Lord Ascending - 166
12 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Dark Lord Ascending - Episode 106 There's a board meeting in Daddy Malfoy's living room, and Voldemort's left a floater in the middle of the room....
The White Tomb - 165
28 Apr 2025
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The Hogwarts kids get to skip maths this week, as they are allowed to attend their headteacher's funeral. Worth it! To support the show and get access...
The Phoenix Lament - 164
14 Apr 2025
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Dumbledore's dead and someone's let his bird out, so it's time for a catch-up in high school A&E. To support the show and get access to exclusive ...
The Flight of the Prince - 163
31 Mar 2025
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Snape runs away from school, not and Hagrid's house is set on fire. To support the show and get access to exclusive episodes and content visit www.Pat...
The Lightning Struck Tower - 162
17 Mar 2025
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Peter Kay: Live at the top of the tower. Dumbledore: Dead at the bottom of the tower. To support the show and get access to exclusive episodes and con...
The Cave - 161
03 Mar 2025
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Harry and Dumbly explore the stalactites and the stalagmites before taking a drinking game a bit too seriously. To support the show and get access to ...
The Seer Overheard - 160
17 Feb 2025
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Trelawney uses the magic of Hogwarts castle to hide her alcohol problem and Dumbledore invites Harry on a private school trip to a cave. To support th...
Sectumsempra - 159
03 Feb 2025
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Harry tries a spell on Malfoy without reading the instructions. And there's quidditch, if anyone's still bothered about that. To support the show and ...
Horcruxes - 158
20 Jan 2025
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Harry and Dumbledore watch Slughorn's home movie, and find out about Voldy's plan to split his soul up. To support the show and get access to exclusiv...
After the Burial - 157
06 Jan 2025
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Harry uses Aragog's funeral as a chance to get the mourners pissed. But will Slughorn spill the beans? To support the show and get access to exclusive...
The Unknowable Room - 156
23 Dec 2024
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Harry continues to stalk Draco Malfoy, as well as compliment little kids. To support the show and get access to exclusive episodes and content visit w...
Lord Voldemort's Request - 155
09 Dec 2024
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Voldemort does his work experience before killing an old lady for her antiques. To support the show and get access to exclusive episodes and conten...
Elf Tails - 154
25 Nov 2024
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Ron's hospital bed entertainment includes Hagrid shouting at Filch and elf wrestling, while Harry continues to stalk Malfoy. To support the show and g...
Birthday Suprises - 153
11 Nov 2024
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Harry tries to seduce Slughorn, but it's Ron that becomes infatuated after scoffing a cursed Milk Tray. To support the show and get access to exclusiv...
A Sluggish Memory - 152
28 Oct 2024
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Dumbledore's showing Harry more of his home movies, but one of them has been taped over with a Coronation Street Omnibus. To support the show and get ...
A Very Frosty Christmas - 151
14 Oct 2024
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Fleur takes the piss out of Mrs Weasley's favourite songstress before Sir Keir Starmer asks Harry to be the new government poster boy. To support the ...
The Unbreakable Vow - 150
30 Sep 2024
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Slughorn's party has an uninvited guest and more teenagers are getting off with each other. To support the show and get access to exclusive episodes a...
Felix Felicis - 149
16 Sep 2024
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Harry pretends to spike Ron's drink before he gives the quidditch game of his life. To support the show and get access to exclusive episodes and conte...
The Secret Riddle - 148
02 Sep 2024
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Dumbledore visits Voldemort as a little boy to set his wardrobe on fire and drink gin with the orphanage manageress. To support the show and get acces...
Silver and Opals - 147
19 Aug 2024
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Harry strangles a robber until he's blue in the face (the robber) while Katie Bell moves up in the world. To support the show and get access to exclus...
Hermione's Helping Hand - 146
05 Aug 2024
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Harry picks his quidditch favourites as Hermione helps Ron to keep on keeping. To support the show and get access to exclusive episodes and content vi...
The House of Gaunt - 145
22 Jul 2024
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Private tuition with Dumbledore turns out to be watching a video all lesson. To support the show and get access to exclusive episodes and content visi...
The Half Blood Prince - 144
08 Jul 2024
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Snape redecorates with some bespoke artwork, as Harry uses a vandalised textbook to his advantage. To support the show and get access to exclusive epi...
Snape Victorious - 143
24 Jun 2024
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Harry shows off his broken nose at the sorting ceremony before a change in staffing is announced. To support the show and get access to exclusive epis...
The Slug Club - 142
10 Jun 2024
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Harry reads Crabbe's comic before getting battered by Malfoy. All par for the course on the national rail service. To support the show and get access ...
Draco's Detour - 141
27 May 2024
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The kids take advantage of the back-to-school sales before following Malfoy into the red light district. Recorded live in Manchester! To support the s...
An Excess of Phlegm - 140
13 May 2024
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The Weasley’s aren’t keen on Bill’s French fiancée Fleur, as Arthur reveals his lofty ambitions. To support the show and get access to exclusiv...
Horace Slughorn - 139
29 Apr 2024
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Dumbledore uses Harry as a carrot, to tempt an old colleague back to Hogwarts. To support the show and get access to exclusive episodes and content vi...
Will and Won’t - 138
15 Apr 2024
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The boys discuss Dumbledore’s visit to the Dursleys in a dressing room in Dublin, with special shout outs to ‘top of the burger’ and Jojo C-word...
Spinner's End - 137
01 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The naughty sisters go round to Snape’s flat for wine and giggles. To support the show and get access to exclusive episodes and content visit www.Pa...
The Other Minister - 136
18 Mar 2024
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Tony Blair distracts himself from the war in Iraq by talking to magicians in the fireplace. To support the show and get access to exclusive episodes a...
The Second War Begins - 135
04 Mar 2024
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Ron traumatises his teacher with horse noises before a gang of wizards threaten a suburban family. To support the show and get access to exclusive epi...
The Lost Prophecy - 134
19 Feb 2024
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Harry chucks furniture around the room as Dumbledore explains the point of all these books. To support the show and get access to exclusive episodes a...
The Only One He Ever Feared - 133
05 Feb 2024
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In the battle of the GOATs, Voldemort and Dumbledore fight it out for the number 1 spot in the wizard world rankings. To support the show and get acce...
Beyond the Veil - 132
22 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded live in London, the boys discuss the biggest plot twist of the series so far. To support the show and get access to exclusive episodes and co...
The Department of Mysteries - 131
08 Jan 2024
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Recorded live in Manchester, the boys discuss the chapter in which Harry and the gang take on the Crystal Maze in a government building. To support th...
Fight and Flight - 130
25 Dec 2023
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Umbridge is whisked away by muscly horsemen, as the gang find some other horses to ride to London on. To support the show and get access to exclusive ...
Out of the Fire - 129
11 Dec 2023
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Harry wants to know his godfather’s whereabouts, so he sticks his head into his teacher’s fire. To support the show and get access to exclusive ep...
O.W.L.s - 128
27 Nov 2023
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The kids begin their exams while teachers use their time off to fight each other in the playground. To support the show and get access to exclusive ep...
Grawp - 127
13 Nov 2023
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Hagrid wants Harry and Hermione to babysit his massive brother, as Ron attempts to save his way to the Quidditch cup. To support the show and get acce...
Careers Advice - 126
30 Oct 2023
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McGonagall and Umbridge come to loggerheads over Harry’s job prospects, and daddy Potter’s BFFs defend his dreadful behaviour. To support the show...
Snape’s Worst Memory - 125
16 Oct 2023
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Harry roots through his teacher’s most traumatic memories, the nosey little git. To support the show and get access to exclusive episodes and conten...
The Centaur and the Sneak -124
02 Oct 2023
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Firenze parades around nude before Dumbledore’s Army is finally found out. To support the show and get access to exclusive episodes and content visi...
Seen and Unforeseen - 123
18 Sep 2023
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Umbridge’s tyranny sinks to new lows as she publicly sacks Professor Trelawney (she didn’t see that one coming!). To support the show and get acce...
Chatavision - 121/122
04 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The boys take a break from the books to have a catch up following their run at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. To support the show and get access to ex...
The Beetle at Bay - 120
22 Aug 2023
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Harry meets up with Cho for Valentine’s Day before ditching her and meeting up with three other women instead. Have a word with yourself, lad. To su...
Occlumency - 119
07 Aug 2023
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Harry has private lessons with Snape to learn how to defend himself from external penetration, and mind control. To support the show and get access to...
Christmas on the Closed Ward - 118
24 Jul 2023
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The kids are off to visit Arthur in hospital, but would rather goggle at the other patients, including Gilderoy Lockhart and mummy and daddy Longbotto...
St Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries - 117
10 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Everyone’s worried about Mr Weasley, especially since Harry watched a POV video of him being attacked in his sleep. To support the show and get acce...
The Eye of the Snake - 116
26 Jun 2023
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Harry learns about thestrals, plays tonsil tennis with Cho and has a nightmare about biting his best friend’s dad. To support the show and get acces...
Hagrid’s Tale - 115
12 Jun 2023
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Hagrid’s back, bloody and bruised after a wild holiday inter-railing with Madame Maxime. How much of it will he divulge to his teenage chums? To sup...
The Lion and the Serpent - 114
29 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Don’t get excited, it’s not two animals having a fight, it’s more quidditch. But there is a human fight at the end as Malfoy pushes too many but...
Dumbledore’s Army - 113
15 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Harry is starting magic club, and he requires a room. If only there was a room for such a requirement. To support the show and get access to exclusive...
Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four - 112
01 May 2023
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Umbridge is acting as the gate-keeper for children’s clubs, while Sirius once again puts his face in a fire. To support the show and get access to e...
In the Hog’s Head - 111
17 Apr 2023
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Harry holds a meeting in the local Wetherspoons to gauge interest in his self-defence club. To support the show and get access to exclusive episodes a...
The Hogwarts High Inquisitor - 110
03 Apr 2023
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Umbridge has been promoted, and begins her quality assurance of Hogwarts teaching. To support the show and get access to exclusive episodes and conten...
Percy and Padfoot - 109
20 Mar 2023
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Ron’s got his first quidditch training session, while Harry juggles romance, homework and talking to his god-dad in a fire. To support the show and ...
Detention with Dolores - 108
06 Mar 2023
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Harry’s got a detention every night this week, and Umbridge will not be satisfied until the message sinks in… To support the show and get access t...
Professor Umbridge - 107
20 Feb 2023
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She wears a fluffy cardigan and giggles like a six-year-old, but what are Professor Umbridge’s lessons like? To support the show and get access to e...
The Sorting Hat’s New Song - 106
06 Feb 2023
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The Sorting Hat ventures into a new musical direction, while the students get introduced to the new Defence against the Dark Arts teacher... To suppor...
Luna Lovegood - 105
23 Jan 2023
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She laughs at baboons’ backsides, reads magazines upside down, and sees the same skeletal horse-dragons that Harry does. What’s not to like? To su...
The Woes of Mrs. Weasley - 104
09 Jan 2023
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Ron and Hermione are made prefects, so Mummy Weasley celebrates by going to the shops. To support the show and get access to exclusive episodes and co...
Christmas Special - 103
27 Dec 2022
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The boys take a break from the Potter books and have a Christmas catch-up. To support the show and get access to exclusive episodes and content visit ...
The Hearing - 102
12 Dec 2022
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Dumbledore can’t even look at the idiot as Harry pleads his case to Fudge Rinder. To support the show and get access to exclusive episodes and conte...
The Ministry of Magic - 101
28 Nov 2022
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Arthur Weasley takes Harry to the ministry of magic, as we get a very detailed list of the layout of the building. To support the show and get access ...
The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black - 100
14 Nov 2022
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The boys are celebrating the 100th episode of the show by discussing the most boring chapter of the book so far in front of a live studio audience. To...
The Order of the Phoenix - 099
31 Oct 2022
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Harry finds out that the Order of the Phoenix constantly get hammered and haven’t really done anything about the Dark Lord. To support the show and ...
Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place - 098
17 Oct 2022
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Harry enters the meeting place of the Order of the Phoenix, home of extendable ears, dead elf heads and a screaming portrait of someone’s mum. To su...
The Advance Guard - 097
03 Oct 2022
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A group of Potter fanboys break in to Harry's house to escort him to the secret meeting place of the Order of the Phoenix. Each week the Pottervision ...
A Peck of Owls - 096
22 Aug 2022
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The Dursleys try to make sense of a demented Dudley while Harry is the recipient of five letters - it’s not even his birthday! Each week the Potterv...
Dudley Demented - 095
15 Aug 2022
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Harry bullies Duddikins before letting a Dementor suck on his soul bubble. Each week the Pottervision boys review and explore a chapter from the books...
The Beginning - 094
08 Aug 2022
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Rita Skeeter's abducted by Hermione while Harry decides what to do with his millions. Each week the Pottervision boys review and explore a chapter fro...
The Parting of the Ways - 093
01 Aug 2022
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In an episode streamed live to our Patreon listeners, Harry sits in hospital listening to everyone argue. Each week the Pottervision boys review and e...
Veritaserum - 092
25 Jul 2022
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Moody takes Harry to his office before guzzling a truth drink and baring his soul. Each week the Pottervision boys review and explore a chapter from t...
Priori Incantatem - 091
18 Jul 2022
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Harry and Voldemort finally go toe-to-toe as they point their wands at each other and shout things. Each week the Pottervision boys review and explore...
The Death Eaters - 090
11 Jul 2022
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Big V gets the old gang back together, tortures a couple of them and then unties a little boy so he can fight him fairly. Each week the Pottervision b...
Flesh, Blood and Bone - 089
04 Jul 2022
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Wormtail is juggling three jobs as well as being a full time mum to Lord Voldemort, who he lovingly brings back to life. Each week the Pottervision bo...
The Third Task - 088
27 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Harry takes the Weasleys on a tour of the school before attempting the third and final task. Who will triumph and win the Triwizard Tournament and, mo...