The Read

Shark Week

20 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hating everyone at the airport again… Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistherea...

Dark Mode

07 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A shrug with pursed lips... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Ancestry Ruveal Extravaganza

30 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Start back at none, b!tch. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Truth Is I'm Tide

23 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I want everybody to shut up... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Aye, Get Ya Dog!

17 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Taking a well-earned break from boy rap. Yucky. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @this...

Mr. Morale & The Tea Party

09 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Exhaustion caused by boy rap... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

It's The Braids

02 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Welp, this is a Kendrick Lamar stan account. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisist...

Feeling Bluey

25 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Y'all alright? Because... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Content Creators / Cargo Planes

18 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Driving past influencer mansions... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Diss Unto Others

11 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Wack beef and retweets… Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Gator Boots ★ Denim Suit

04 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Cowboy Carter Commentary! Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Tracks Are Tracks, America!

28 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bad boys for life in prison... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Flag On The Play

21 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

stompingluhpussyhos.... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Big Bird

14 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I have more than doubts! I look at the two of you, I see so many differences. He is 23. You are 44. He's white, you're Black. He is 23! You are 44! Ki...

Devil in the Details

07 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

You smoke crack, don't you? You smoke crack, don'tcha?! LOOK AT ME, BOY! DON'T YOU SMOKE CRACK?! You know what that does to you? Huh?! It kills your b...

Divorce Of Course

29 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Somebody almost walked off with all my stuff. Not my poems or a dance I gave up in the street, but somebody almost walked off with all my stuff like...

BEYONCÉ?!

24 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Flipping our blessed hair through a truly Cécred week... ***Trigger Warning*** This episode contains references to self-harm; text 988 for support ...

Cun-t Trees

16 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

…and I, oop!  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

11th Anniversary Live Show - Live From The Beacon Theater

08 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Thank you to all the fans for the love and supportSpecial thanks to MSG Entertainment and The Beacon Theatre.  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread...

Burned Plastic

01 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

So then for my birthday party, which was an all girls pool party, I was like "Janis, I can't invite you because I think you're a lesbian." I mean, I c...

Hi, Hillary!

25 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

My mother was a REAL WHORE! AND A JUNKIE! And she traded me...for ten dollars and a fix. There are many things in my life that I regret, including hav...

Laughing Anyway

20 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I have a man...who wants to love ME, but I won't let him because of YOU! I refuse to let you hold me back anymore! I'm gonna love hard. I'm gonna be a...

Last First Sunday After Next

12 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Three thousand books down, three thousand to go... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @...

Celie's Scissors

04 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

New year, same n-ggas... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Best Of 2023

28 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Thank you to all the listeners for all the love and support in 2023 Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shopt...

Holiday Mailbag

21 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Clearing out the mailbox Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Hang Up On Him

14 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

 Paying with points... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Frazzle Dazzle

07 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Wasting time on fingers... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Baby...Man?

30 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Just hear us out... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Hoodie Season

23 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Taking your man's sandwich order... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Erica Done It Last

16 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Getting fast food with felons... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Grinding

09 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Who tf cares...***Trigger Warning*** The top of this episode contains references to self-harm; text 988 for support if you’re struggling.  Kid Fury...

No Flipping Way

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Cussing out step-mamas...  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

I Saw Mommy Wearing JNCO Jeans

19 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Praying for the kids and babies Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Separation Anxiety

12 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Move, move...move right into my life! Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Hellcats GOPs

05 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Somehow heartbreak feels good in a place like this... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG:...

Not In My House

28 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Confiscating Ken's Motorola Razr...  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Marriage Material Girl

20 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Fighting by the local In-N-Out... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Renaissance Tour Review

14 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Beyoncé and Blue stanning. That's it. That's all. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @t...

Bluffin With My Muffin

31 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Being petty with pastries... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Weekly Phone Exploration

24 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Feeeeeelings or whatever Steve Urkel said. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisthe...

The Lyin Side

16 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Waiting in line at Home Depot... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Fresh Off The Boat

10 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Recognizing a holiday Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Ring Cam Catch

02 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Life In Plastic

27 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Our shortest episode ever...sike.  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Flirting With Disaster

20 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Looking for the hoochie daddies... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Camo Skrrt (On 22s)

13 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Holding on to our Telfeezys... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Mind Your Own Body

06 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Why is the episode so damn long? Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Thrown Phone

29 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Might be going to hell... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Fathers & Feelings

22 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Wishing you the best... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Progress Reports

15 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Getting a 3 for effort... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The End Is Boring

08 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What were we talking about? Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Something Bailey, Something Blue

01 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The girlies ate... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Kingdom Tears

24 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

A Very Special Episode

11 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

***Content warning: This show discusses self harm. If you'd prefer not to hear that conversation, you might want to skip 10:00 to 25:00 in the episode...

Hit The Road, Jack

13 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Laughing really hard at the very end... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistherea...

Millionaire Match Faker

06 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Moisturizing our toes... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Toddler Boxing

31 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Counting up our food stamps... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Secret Life of Pets

23 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Soaring to new petty heights... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatr...

Dating Apps

16 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Giving Siri the side-eye... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Home Videos

09 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

sigh. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The Essence of Clarity

02 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Not being corny on the red carpet... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

10 Year Anniversary Live Show

23 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Read 10 year Anniversary Live Show from The Beacon Theatre NYC Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shopth...

Only Shirt In The World

16 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Keeping our drinks to ourselves... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Robbing & Thievery

09 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Not doing it for the Gram... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The Dates!

03 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Getting tickets by any means necessary... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisisthere...

Molly...Urine Danger, Girl

26 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Waiting on these tour dates... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatre...

That's The Way It Ain't

12 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Walking into the werk room... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatr...

Lock Him Up

05 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Telling lies on Tik Tok Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Best Of 2022 Part Two

30 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Thank you to all the listeners for all the love and support in 2022 Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury...

Best Of 2022

23 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Thank you to all the listeners for all the love and support in 2022 Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury...

42 Reasons Why TF Not

15 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Spreading holiday cheer in Potomac... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread...

YT Assistance

08 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Fine with no makeup on... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon...

Mailbag Lady

07 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Buying some flowers... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: p...

Keeping The 90s Relevant

17 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Acting our damn age... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

BOGO TF Away

09 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Get that d!ck and go… Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

House of the Draggin

03 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

No hating on friends... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

When Anxiety Attacks

27 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Needing a Snickers or something... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

With The Stars

22 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Donating sperm to the family... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Snap, Karen, Pop

14 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Humans are very annoying. Do not recommend. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisth...

Shrimp Taco Love

06 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

When Sunday Funday goes wrong... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comP...

Wig Snatchery

29 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Getting canceled by MLK... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Kanan's Rising

22 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Planning revenge on in-laws... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPat...

The NeverEnding Episode

15 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's Crissle's birthday! hiccup Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Can We Talk?

09 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

DHD, royal flops, and $150 Shein hoodies Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisisther...

The Art of War

01 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I busted the windows out your car. My bad... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisis...

R&B: Criminal Intent

25 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Father Abraham vs Nick Cannon... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Renaissance in Review

18 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bith please, motherfukas ain't stopping me! Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisist...

Who's On First?

03 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Watching elders argue on apps... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comP...

The Curse Of Kevin

26 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Divorce might be rated a 10... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPat...

Acrylic Kulture

19 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's a long story Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon....

Moesha's Family Tree

12 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Rap nggas are fuking stupid. Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreo...

Tackle Me Chappellmo

05 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Headed to a Sbarro's bathroom near you... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisisther...

Antebellum A55 / Django Rechained

28 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Great selfies, beautiful selfies... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread/ Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread....

BBQ & Tie-Dye

14 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Calling our exes for refunds... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: http://thisistheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread/ Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisisthere...

Chicken! Don't Getcho Chicken Here!

07 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Comedians still having a wild time... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Will & Testaments

31 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Re-watching The Oscars with Janet Hubert and Iyanla... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG...

Don't Like The Look Of It

24 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Reviewing fish sandwich rap songs... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Think About It

19 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kissing cheeks for birthdays... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread....

Free Brittney

10 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

White men can't jump...but they can try again. Patreon: http://patreon.com/theread Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/ther...