The Read
Episodes
Cun-t Trees
16 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
…and I, oop! Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
11th Anniversary Live Show - Live From The Beacon Theater
08 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Thank you to all the fans for the love and supportSpecial thanks to MSG Entertainment and The Beacon Theatre. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread...
Burned Plastic
01 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
So then for my birthday party, which was an all girls pool party, I was like "Janis, I can't invite you because I think you're a lesbian." I mean, I c...
Hi, Hillary!
25 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
My mother was a REAL WHORE! AND A JUNKIE! And she traded me...for ten dollars and a fix. There are many things in my life that I regret, including hav...
Laughing Anyway
20 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
I have a man...who wants to love ME, but I won't let him because of YOU! I refuse to let you hold me back anymore! I'm gonna love hard. I'm gonna be a...
Last First Sunday After Next
12 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Three thousand books down, three thousand to go... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @...
Celie's Scissors
04 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
New year, same n-ggas... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Best Of 2023
28 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Thank you to all the listeners for all the love and support in 2023 Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shopt...
Holiday Mailbag
21 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Clearing out the mailbox Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Hang Up On Him
14 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Paying with points... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Frazzle Dazzle
07 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Wasting time on fingers... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Baby...Man?
30 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Just hear us out... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Hoodie Season
23 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Taking your man's sandwich order... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Erica Done It Last
16 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Getting fast food with felons... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Grinding
09 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Who tf cares...***Trigger Warning*** The top of this episode contains references to self-harm; text 988 for support if you’re struggling. Kid Fury...
No Flipping Way
26 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Cussing out step-mamas... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
I Saw Mommy Wearing JNCO Jeans
19 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Praying for the kids and babies Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Separation Anxiety
12 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Move, move...move right into my life! Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Hellcats GOPs
05 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Somehow heartbreak feels good in a place like this... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG:...
Not In My House
28 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Confiscating Ken's Motorola Razr... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Marriage Material Girl
20 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Fighting by the local In-N-Out... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Renaissance Tour Review
14 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Beyoncé and Blue stanning. That's it. That's all. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @t...
Bluffin With My Muffin
31 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Being petty with pastries... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Weekly Phone Exploration
24 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Feeeeeelings or whatever Steve Urkel said. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisthe...
The Lyin Side
16 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Waiting in line at Home Depot... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Fresh Off The Boat
10 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Recognizing a holiday Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Ring Cam Catch
02 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread
Life In Plastic
27 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our shortest episode ever...sike. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Flirting With Disaster
20 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Looking for the hoochie daddies... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Camo Skrrt (On 22s)
13 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Holding on to our Telfeezys... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Mind Your Own Body
06 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Why is the episode so damn long? Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Thrown Phone
29 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Might be going to hell... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Fathers & Feelings
22 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Wishing you the best... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Progress Reports
15 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Getting a 3 for effort... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
The End Is Boring
08 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What were we talking about? Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Something Bailey, Something Blue
01 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The girlies ate... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Kingdom Tears
24 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
A Very Special Episode
11 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
***Content warning: This show discusses self harm. If you'd prefer not to hear that conversation, you might want to skip 10:00 to 25:00 in the episode...
Hit The Road, Jack
13 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Laughing really hard at the very end... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistherea...
Millionaire Match Faker
06 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Moisturizing our toes... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Toddler Boxing
31 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Counting up our food stamps... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Secret Life of Pets
23 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Soaring to new petty heights... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatr...
Dating Apps
16 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Giving Siri the side-eye... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Home Videos
09 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
sigh. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
The Essence of Clarity
02 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Not being corny on the red carpet... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
10 Year Anniversary Live Show
23 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Read 10 year Anniversary Live Show from The Beacon Theatre NYC Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shopth...
Only Shirt In The World
16 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Keeping our drinks to ourselves... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Robbing & Thievery
09 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Not doing it for the Gram... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
The Dates!
03 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Getting tickets by any means necessary... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury | Crissle Thisisthere...
Molly...Urine Danger, Girl
26 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Waiting on these tour dates... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatre...
That's The Way It Ain't
12 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Walking into the werk room... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatr...
Lock Him Up
05 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Telling lies on Tik Tok Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Best Of 2022 Part Two
30 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Thank you to all the listeners for all the love and support in 2022 Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury...
Best Of 2022
23 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Thank you to all the listeners for all the love and support in 2022 Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury...
42 Reasons Why TF Not
15 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Spreading holiday cheer in Potomac... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread...
YT Assistance
08 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Fine with no makeup on... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon...
Mailbag Lady
07 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Buying some flowers... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: p...
Keeping The 90s Relevant
17 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Acting our damn age... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
BOGO TF Away
09 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Get that d!ck and go… Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
House of the Draggin
03 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
No hating on friends... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
When Anxiety Attacks
27 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Needing a Snickers or something... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
With The Stars
22 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Donating sperm to the family... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Snap, Karen, Pop
14 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Humans are very annoying. Do not recommend. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisth...
Shrimp Taco Love
06 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
When Sunday Funday goes wrong... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comP...
Wig Snatchery
29 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Getting canceled by MLK... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Kanan's Rising
22 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Planning revenge on in-laws... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPat...
The NeverEnding Episode
15 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's Crissle's birthday! hiccup Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Can We Talk?
09 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
DHD, royal flops, and $150 Shein hoodies Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury | Crissle Thisisther...
The Art of War
01 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I busted the windows out your car. My bad... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury | Crissle Thisis...
R&B: Criminal Intent
25 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Father Abraham vs Nick Cannon... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Renaissance in Review
18 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Bith please, motherfukas ain't stopping me! Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury | Crissle Thisist...
Who's On First?
03 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Watching elders argue on apps... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comP...
The Curse Of Kevin
26 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Divorce might be rated a 10... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPat...
Acrylic Kulture
19 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's a long story Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon....
Moesha's Family Tree
12 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Rap nggas are fuking stupid. Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreo...
Tackle Me Chappellmo
05 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Headed to a Sbarro's bathroom near you... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com IG: @thisistheread Kid Fury | Crissle Thisisther...
Antebellum A55 / Django Rechained
28 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Great selfies, beautiful selfies... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread/ Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread....
BBQ & Tie-Dye
14 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Calling our exes for refunds... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: http://thisistheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread/ Kid Fury | Crissle Thisisthere...
Chicken! Don't Getcho Chicken Here!
07 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Comedians still having a wild time... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Will & Testaments
31 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Re-watching The Oscars with Janet Hubert and Iyanla... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG...
Don't Like The Look Of It
24 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Reviewing fish sandwich rap songs... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Think About It
19 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Kissing cheeks for birthdays... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread....
Free Brittney
10 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
White men can't jump...but they can try again. Patreon: http://patreon.com/theread Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/ther...
No Sh*t
03 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Madea, sashay away... patreon.com/theread Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisther...
Sugar Daddy Lessons
24 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
God save these queens.... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
All Inclusive Distort
17 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Saying yes to therapy and no to fuk nggas... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisist...
Gay Secrets of ATL
10 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Y’all really be living in your own reality shows… Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG:...
Polly Wanna Smack Her
01 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Trying on Netflix lacefronts... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Hawaii Hell No
25 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Watching the straights get up in drag... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisthere...
Hot Sauce In My Vaj
19 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Making a scene at family events... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Bring Back My Mac
11 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
New year, same queers... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Best Of 2021
04 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Best Of 2021 by Loud Speakers Network Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Candle Crazies 2: Hoodrat Boogaloo
22 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We can't help you, Summer... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Candle Crazies
15 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Just being "thoughtful"... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
TItty Theft
09 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tristan still tristaning... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Assorted Foolishness
01 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
"What's in that cup?" - Crissle, a snitch. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: ...
The Friendly Ghost
23 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Breaking up with your bestie... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Toys R Sus
16 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
At this point, does he even deserve the puss? Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisis...
White Men Can't Pay
09 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Whenever you're ready, Lord... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
The Nut Job
03 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Getting ours or getting out... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread