The Read

No Sh*t

03 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Madea, sashay away... patreon.com/theread Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisther...

Sugar Daddy Lessons

24 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

God save these queens.... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

All Inclusive Distort

17 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Saying yes to therapy and no to fuk nggas... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisist...

Gay Secrets of ATL

10 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Y’all really be living in your own reality shows… Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG:...

Polly Wanna Smack Her

01 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Trying on Netflix lacefronts... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Hawaii Hell No

25 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Watching the straights get up in drag... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisthere...

Hot Sauce In My Vaj

19 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Making a scene at family events... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Bring Back My Mac

11 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

New year, same queers... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Best Of 2021

04 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Best Of 2021 by Loud Speakers Network Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Candle Crazies 2: Hoodrat Boogaloo

22 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We can't help you, Summer... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Candle Crazies

15 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Just being "thoughtful"... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

TItty Theft

09 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Tristan still tristaning... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Assorted Foolishness

01 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

"What's in that cup?" - Crissle, a snitch. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: ...

The Friendly Ghost

23 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Breaking up with your bestie... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Toys R Sus

16 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

At this point, does he even deserve the puss? Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisis...

White Men Can't Pay

09 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Whenever you're ready, Lord... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The Nut Job

03 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Getting ours or getting out... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Not My White Baby

28 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Protecting our shields… Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Ego Like Mine

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Fu*k buddy flashbacks… Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Bad Wigs For Life

12 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Bad Wigs For Life Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Mind Your Own Marriage

05 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

An episode longer than Nick Cannon's celibacy... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thi...

Blowin Smoke

28 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Give me hookah or give me death Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

We'd Rather Not

21 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Y'all getting tattooed beards? Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Going Nuts(ack)

15 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

F*cking your dad, respectfully... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Uncrustable...

07 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Tossing your trade in the shower... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Your Dishonor

31 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We're fixing to sang... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The Crate Depression

24 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Sex, Lies and Video Crates.. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The Read Antoinette

18 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Crissle is leader of The Elite Four. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Hog Wash

11 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Searching through the haze of our twenties… Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisis...

Queen Radio Reunion

03 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Having a "saweet" snack with Chanel... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thi...

Intergalactic Commerce

27 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Your niggas are weirdos and we hate them. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisther...

Sub Zero

20 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Megyn Kelly is an orc... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

W.H.Y.

13 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Twerking for the cause... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Not A Young, Not Yet An Old

07 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Being aunties... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Define Group

29 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Breaking up with COVID fuck buddies... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Crack Love The Kids

23 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Sipping on appropriation rum... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Mabel's Muumuu

15 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

How to forgive a Basquiat skirt... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Uziverse Future

08 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Forcibly accepting our ugly... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Honey, I Shrunk The Kid

01 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

F*ck these neighbors... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

703LW Kane

25 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Scammers, spells and supergroups... Check out Jake Jetpulse on Amazon. https://www.amazon.com/dp/173135262X/ref=cm_sw_em_r_mt_dp_M1GX4D4H287KER2C5ZEG?...

Forever Ever?

18 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Not as happy as Porsha, but trying... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Too Old For This

11 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Is a house party that's also a block party...a blouse party? Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread....

Y'all Validate?

04 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Not checking our DMs... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Penny Dreadful...

27 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Staying focused on the Cinnamon Girlz... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisthere...

Coughing Loud

20 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Coughing Loud Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Elevator Buttons

13 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Elevator Buttons by Loud Speakers Network Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisther...

I'm With Her

06 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The one where they talked about drag queens for a really long time.... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: sh...

Zuckaburger Strikes Again

30 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

On a slow fall down a pole... Dasia Taylor in Smithsonian Mag https://www.smithsonianmag.com/innovation/high-schooler-invented-color-changing-sutures-...

Saweet Dreams

23 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Take care, bitch.. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Sharon is Karen

16 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Plot twist ahead... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Precious: Days of Chicken Past

09 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Squirrel, please... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Dark Queens

02 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

#KeepFriday... https://ocirjaroninc.com/ Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisthere...

Why?

23 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ted Cruz looks like a blobfish... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

We Shall See

16 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Picking up rose petals... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Stuck On You

09 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We are NOT the Crystal Gems... Shop with Candles from the Hart! https://www.etsy.com/shop/CandlesfromtheHart Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.co...

This Is My Park

02 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Listening to all the Mariah Carey songs... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisthe...

Bonehead

28 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Sending nudes to your husband... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Therapy (feat. Dr. Joy Harden Bradford)

19 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Houston, we have a problem... The Day My World Changed by Trey Sheppard https://www.amazon.com/Day-My-World-Changed-Understand/dp/1733387412 Kid Fury ...

White Out

12 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

I got maced! Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

You're Not My Fave

05 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Will this year be a savior or a sequel? Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistherea...

Best Of 2020

29 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Best Of 2020 by Loud Speakers Network Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Holiday Mail

22 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Good tidings to you and all of your niggas... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisis...

Snoop There It Ain't

15 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The one about Republican candles... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

F Your Purse

08 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Musk strikes again... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Madea's Family Brunch

01 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The Grammys got jumped... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia

24 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

That Magic City battle was legendary, Marjorie! https://www.lucaspyebio.com/ Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMer...

RNC Musk

17 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Dragging you by your leggings... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

America: To Be Continued

10 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Only buying healthy food with our EBT... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisthere...

The End Begins

03 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Go vote...and pray. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The Irkin' Birkin

27 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Carry your things in a Crown Royal bag like The Lord intended... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shopther...

Going Down

21 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Going up on a Wednesday... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Unhinged

13 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Scammers, strippers, and submission... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

You're Muted

06 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

IDGAF what y'all sayin! Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Taxation Vexation

29 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Reading Daystar for his hearts, stars, horseshoes, clovers and blue moons.... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMe...

Single Ass P**sy

22 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Where's the alleged beef? Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Burgers in the Trap Sing McNugget

15 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Burgers, Boosie and Booty Gravy. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Sunny Deception

08 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Ranting about who the fuck knows... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

More Fire Pon Di Rain

01 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Having patties and Kola Champagne with Adele... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @this...

The Bayang Is Mine

25 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Blasting Teacup Tory's bite-sized ass outta here... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @...

Slashing Tires

18 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

MAHK ZUCKENBURGA!!! Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Puss Moisture

11 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's 4am and I can't think of a better title. Fight me. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/I...

Find Our Way Back

04 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Not the bayang...is king. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Filet Melon

14 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Eating grilled fruit and judging rap niggas... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisi...

A Low Down Dirty Shade

07 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Loving your little dick, friend... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

How To Get Away With Trapping

30 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Justice for Breonna Taylor though... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

A Barb By Any Other Name

23 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Assssk Rickey Smiley.... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Four Day Funk

16 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

There is hope in soap... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Wingardium LeviNOsa

09 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

When all else fails, shut the fuck up... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisthere...

Everything Must Go

02 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Reading the room... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

You've Got Kale

26 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Glamor and shade... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Tag My Name

19 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

If no one is around you, post the gift I gave you... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: ...

Chicken Nachos

12 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Don't talk about that one virus everybody is talking about... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread...

Bag Talk

05 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Girl, I don't know. Who knows anything at this point? Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG:...

Bottomless Bleach

28 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Revoking Topanga's cookout invitation... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisthere...

L-O-G Me Out

21 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Who's that Pokémon? It's Toosie! Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Quarantine Mail

14 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Where are your damn panties? Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Twelve Years a Karen

07 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Get this bunny off my lawn... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Never Liked You

31 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Bitch better have my bells... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

We Can Read From Home

24 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

or whatever Normani said... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Running From Rona

17 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

HEEEEELLLLLPPPP! Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread