The Read
Episodes
Not My White Baby
28 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Protecting our shields… Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Ego Like Mine
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Fu*k buddy flashbacks… Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Bad Wigs For Life
12 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Bad Wigs For Life Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Mind Your Own Marriage
05 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
An episode longer than Nick Cannon's celibacy... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thi...
Blowin Smoke
28 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Give me hookah or give me death Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
We'd Rather Not
21 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Y'all getting tattooed beards? Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Going Nuts(ack)
15 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
F*cking your dad, respectfully... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Uncrustable...
07 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tossing your trade in the shower... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Your Dishonor
31 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We're fixing to sang... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
The Crate Depression
24 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Sex, Lies and Video Crates.. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
The Read Antoinette
18 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Crissle is leader of The Elite Four. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Hog Wash
11 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Searching through the haze of our twenties… Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisis...
Queen Radio Reunion
03 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Having a "saweet" snack with Chanel... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thi...
Intergalactic Commerce
27 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Your niggas are weirdos and we hate them. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisther...
Sub Zero
20 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Megyn Kelly is an orc... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
W.H.Y.
13 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Twerking for the cause... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Not A Young, Not Yet An Old
07 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Being aunties... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Define Group
29 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Breaking up with COVID fuck buddies... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Crack Love The Kids
23 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Sipping on appropriation rum... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Mabel's Muumuu
15 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
How to forgive a Basquiat skirt... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Uziverse Future
08 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Forcibly accepting our ugly... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Honey, I Shrunk The Kid
01 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
F*ck these neighbors... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
703LW Kane
25 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Scammers, spells and supergroups... Check out Jake Jetpulse on Amazon. https://www.amazon.com/dp/173135262X/ref=cm_sw_em_r_mt_dp_M1GX4D4H287KER2C5ZEG?...
Forever Ever?
18 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Not as happy as Porsha, but trying... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Too Old For This
11 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Is a house party that's also a block party...a blouse party? Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread....
Y'all Validate?
04 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Not checking our DMs... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Penny Dreadful...
27 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Staying focused on the Cinnamon Girlz... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisthere...
Coughing Loud
20 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coughing Loud Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Elevator Buttons
13 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Elevator Buttons by Loud Speakers Network Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisther...
I'm With Her
06 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The one where they talked about drag queens for a really long time.... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: sh...
Zuckaburger Strikes Again
30 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On a slow fall down a pole... Dasia Taylor in Smithsonian Mag https://www.smithsonianmag.com/innovation/high-schooler-invented-color-changing-sutures-...
Saweet Dreams
23 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Take care, bitch.. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Sharon is Karen
16 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Plot twist ahead... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Precious: Days of Chicken Past
09 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Squirrel, please... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Dark Queens
02 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
#KeepFriday... https://ocirjaroninc.com/ Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisthere...
Why?
23 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Ted Cruz looks like a blobfish... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
We Shall See
16 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Picking up rose petals... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Stuck On You
09 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We are NOT the Crystal Gems... Shop with Candles from the Hart! https://www.etsy.com/shop/CandlesfromtheHart Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.co...
This Is My Park
02 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Listening to all the Mariah Carey songs... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisthe...
Bonehead
28 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Sending nudes to your husband... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Therapy (feat. Dr. Joy Harden Bradford)
19 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Houston, we have a problem... The Day My World Changed by Trey Sheppard https://www.amazon.com/Day-My-World-Changed-Understand/dp/1733387412 Kid Fury ...
White Out
12 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
I got maced! Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
You're Not My Fave
05 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Will this year be a savior or a sequel? Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistherea...
Best Of 2020
29 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Best Of 2020 by Loud Speakers Network Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Holiday Mail
22 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Good tidings to you and all of your niggas... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisis...
Snoop There It Ain't
15 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The one about Republican candles... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
F Your Purse
08 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Musk strikes again... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Madea's Family Brunch
01 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Grammys got jumped... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia
24 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
That Magic City battle was legendary, Marjorie! https://www.lucaspyebio.com/ Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMer...
RNC Musk
17 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dragging you by your leggings... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
America: To Be Continued
10 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Only buying healthy food with our EBT... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisthere...
The End Begins
03 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Go vote...and pray. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
The Irkin' Birkin
27 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Carry your things in a Crown Royal bag like The Lord intended... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shopther...
Going Down
21 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Going up on a Wednesday... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Unhinged
13 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Scammers, strippers, and submission... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
You're Muted
06 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
IDGAF what y'all sayin! Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Taxation Vexation
29 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Reading Daystar for his hearts, stars, horseshoes, clovers and blue moons.... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMe...
Single Ass P**sy
22 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Where's the alleged beef? Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Burgers in the Trap Sing McNugget
15 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Burgers, Boosie and Booty Gravy. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Sunny Deception
08 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ranting about who the fuck knows... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
More Fire Pon Di Rain
01 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Having patties and Kola Champagne with Adele... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @this...
The Bayang Is Mine
25 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Blasting Teacup Tory's bite-sized ass outta here... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @...
Slashing Tires
18 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
MAHK ZUCKENBURGA!!! Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Puss Moisture
11 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's 4am and I can't think of a better title. Fight me. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/I...
Find Our Way Back
04 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Not the bayang...is king. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Filet Melon
14 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Eating grilled fruit and judging rap niggas... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisi...
A Low Down Dirty Shade
07 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Loving your little dick, friend... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
How To Get Away With Trapping
30 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Justice for Breonna Taylor though... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
A Barb By Any Other Name
23 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Assssk Rickey Smiley.... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Four Day Funk
16 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
There is hope in soap... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Wingardium LeviNOsa
09 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
When all else fails, shut the fuck up... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisthere...
Everything Must Go
02 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Reading the room... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
You've Got Kale
26 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Glamor and shade... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Tag My Name
19 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
If no one is around you, post the gift I gave you... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: ...
Chicken Nachos
12 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Don't talk about that one virus everybody is talking about... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread...
Bag Talk
05 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Girl, I don't know. Who knows anything at this point? Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG:...
Bottomless Bleach
28 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Revoking Topanga's cookout invitation... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisthere...
L-O-G Me Out
21 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Who's that Pokémon? It's Toosie! Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Quarantine Mail
14 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Where are your damn panties? Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Twelve Years a Karen
07 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Get this bunny off my lawn... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Never Liked You
31 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Bitch better have my bells... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
We Can Read From Home
24 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
or whatever Normani said... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Running From Rona
17 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
HEEEEELLLLLPPPP! Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Knicker Please
10 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Eating fries and arguing in the drive-thru... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisis...
Check Baybeh
03 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Take me to Mardi Gras... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Just Leave
25 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
How 'bout you GTFO... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
7 Year Anniversary Show Live @ Apollo
18 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
7 Year Anniversary Show Live @ Apollo by Loud Speakers Network Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptherea...
Pooncense (feat. Lil Rel Howery)
11 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Lil Rel joins us to talk about The Photograph, in theaters this Valentine's Day. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/therea...
Doctor WHO?!
04 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In a 90s kinda world... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
My Cousin YBN Vinny
28 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Laughing, screaming, trying not to cry... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisther...
Dave's A Buster
21 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Court chases and car chases... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Readers Room
14 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Give yourself a break... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
New Year, New Read
07 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Baby and Bugattis... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Best OF 2019
31 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Best OF 2019 by Loud Speakers Network Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Just Mail (feat. Michael B. Jordan)
24 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Tis the season to unpack your drama. Plus, Michael B. Jordan joins us to discuss his new movie, Just Mercy. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com...
With A Stab of Ranch
17 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Leave him, sis... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
Nice Niggas For What?
10 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Confusing TF outta Billy Dee Williams... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisisthere...
We Don't Do Chores
03 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Waiting on Kaavia to give us word. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread
The Read @ Culture Con ft Lena Waithe and Melina Matsoukas
29 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Queen & Slim Q&A. Spoilers throughout. Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisi...
Tall Glass (feat. Daniel Kaluuya)
19 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Mama needs her medicine and Daniel Kaluuya stops by to talk Queen & Slim. Potential Queen & Slim Spoilers 1:15:41 - 1:30:50 Kid Fury | Crissle...